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God if we get a weigh in tomorrow it would be a true guntmas miracle
CLEAN WITH ME LITERALLY | 12.15.2020 - Lynnmas Day 15- Islamic content, "Muh Health" , ALR gets out breath cleaning her Kitchen, and her sleeping schedule is finally "fixed".
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That’s an excellent GIF and I in no way disagree with the stats.
However in Amber’s peanut sized brain, with her superficial and child-like manner of comprehending things that is a possibility. She doesn’t have to deal with icky man things if she is a goddess lesbeen.
Or we could be reading into it too much and she just wants to be special and unique like the millions of other people who are lesbians.
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No top hats. You're just speaking the truth. All these fat fucks could fill their own personal landfill with the waste they accumulate, but I think Big Al is each of them times four with her rampant consumerism. The amount of crap she orders from amazon would keep homeless people in boxes for years.
Beyond the spongebob crap, seems so. Because remember: they are lesbians. Did you know that?
Lie.
Good lord, she's very nearly at the point she will not be able to move around on the inner side of that island either straight on or sideways. How pathetic. She has to be cresting 600#.
Neither of them is exactly a font of deep thought. What you see is what you get. And by the by, they are LESBIANS! Holy shit! How would anyone know?
Look, haydur, Big Al is just extracting the ACKshuAL? essence of that book for all us non-book readeeen intellectual inferiors. All hail our Readeen Queen.
Everything she does is out of convenience, so this would not surprise me at all.
It's even easier if you manage to trap a grifter in your orbit. And even easier then if the grifter is also bereft of any personality, guts, or ambition. Then you can develop a symbiotic relationship where you have to output nothing except money. No sex, not even any passionate kissing. Hell, you can recoil from the grifter trying to come in for a kiss on camera like she's just eaten durian, with no penalty attached at all.
Hey, did you know she's a lesbian? It seems like nobody knows that she's a lesbian, so she has to remind everyone she's a lesbian. Lesbian.
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whats this peekin behind the phallic christmas deco?
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Hi Dana! (because when she first popped onto the scene Zach would say she looked like a Cheese Balls container.)
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JFC, I'm watching Sinatra's react on this, and I have a protip for you, Big AL: when the dead flowers have to go, either just pull them and pitch them into the garbage can, or put the fucking bag OVER the tops of the flowers, pull them out of the vase, and reverse the bag as you do so. That way you don't struggle getting them in the fucking bag, spilling dead blooms and stems all over the counter, and you don't have to fucking WIPE THAT DEAD CRAP ON THE FLOOR just to have to sweep that shit up and you don't have to walk on them with your 600+ pound body, smashing them into even smaller pieces and tracking them farther around the kitchen. Goddamn.
Her breathing when she sits down to wipe off her lipstick after "cleaning" the kitchen: wow. She sounds like a 30-year, 3 pack a day smoker.
Also, as usual, her upper arms continue to be terrifying.
Her breathing when she sits down to wipe off her lipstick after "cleaning" the kitchen: wow. She sounds like a 30-year, 3 pack a day smoker.
Also, as usual, her upper arms continue to be terrifying.
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How long has it been since a weigh in? This year has my sense of time fucked
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Is that a bloody piece of tissue inside?
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LESBIAN MURDER STORYTIME | TASTE TEST | 12.17.2020
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Pretty much cements that there are assholes in every group you go. Becky and Amber are among such people, so really, it’s good that they’re together when you think about it.
“It can happen to anyone at anytime” is very much true.
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Searched Torrid clothing reviews for issues with crocking. Lots of complaints about them selling shitty cheap made in china supersized clothing that falls apart in 4 washes (who’d have thought that ethically producing quality clothing in sizes up to and including circus tent wouldn’t be cheap), but not a single complaint about the colorfastness of their product. And seeing as how Amber’s arms are so fucking round that not all of the “stained” parts made much contact with the fabric of her dress, it is safe to conclude (not that you were questioning it) that Fatty is lying and her arms are fucking necrotic or some shit.
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DAT GUNT. Gorl that is not your color bitch lookin like an inflated Zoidburg
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How many calories you think she would burn just raising her arms up and down? That's gotta be like 40lbs of fat on each arm.
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The friends may have been Eric & Ricky. It's odd she says "my friends" instead of "our friends" because the only friend she has that didn't come through Becky is Dustin.
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I agree. It's Eric & Ricky. I kind of miss that era. City gorl is boring, and not just because of the China virus.
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Is it me or does her face look like it's drooping slightly on the left side? This looks concerning since due to her weight, she's at a much higher risk for strokes.
Also, goddamn! Look at the size of well, whatever her body part is. She's almost as wide as 5 Brazilian women with big asses.
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This is going to be me sperging a bit about clothing.
Totally and completely late, but the Torrid dress posted earlier that is assumed as Hammy Reia’s sartorial choice for the day is mistaken.
This is the tunic top she is wearing from Torrid. On the model, it very clearly covers the full hip and fupa area, as a tunic-style top should... But it definitely doesn’t do the job on our 600 lb chonky lezbean.
You can also see the detailing of the high neck, illusion “chest piece” and elbow sleeves that match up more accurately with her closeup shots.
Because it’s a tunic TOP though, AL ordered it in a monstrous 6 instead of trying to make believe she’s a dainty bethemoth 4. And it still looks like the roll between tit set one and two is eating up significant fabric of what should be sitting flush at the natural waist ( = smallest width of torso, not just under the bust, like most giant lardasses end up wearing this style...).
To all of the bitches on the Torrid website complaining that their clothes fall apart after 2-3 wears? They either are wearing the wrong size (most likely the case) and/or not following laundry care protocols for cheap ass fabrics (like crappy short fiber length rayon blends, or paper thin polyesters).
It is absolutely disgusting that she doesn’t wash her clothing before wearing it for the first time. There is absolutely no regulation to any sort of dyes, processing, or sizing chemicals. Especially in sweatshop conditions like these tarps are made in. Unless a company has a hand in transparent and green manufacturing practices (aka supervises the whole production process, all the way down to fiber processing), each factory along the way has a bottom line, so they will scrape the bottom of the barrel to rake in as much profit as possible. Just like you never know what your meth has been adulterated with, you don’t know what your clothing has been adulterated with.
Totally and completely late, but the Torrid dress posted earlier that is assumed as Hammy Reia’s sartorial choice for the day is mistaken.
This is the tunic top she is wearing from Torrid. On the model, it very clearly covers the full hip and fupa area, as a tunic-style top should... But it definitely doesn’t do the job on our 600 lb chonky lezbean.
You can also see the detailing of the high neck, illusion “chest piece” and elbow sleeves that match up more accurately with her closeup shots.
Because it’s a tunic TOP though, AL ordered it in a monstrous 6 instead of trying to make believe she’s a dainty bethemoth 4. And it still looks like the roll between tit set one and two is eating up significant fabric of what should be sitting flush at the natural waist ( = smallest width of torso, not just under the bust, like most giant lardasses end up wearing this style...).
To all of the bitches on the Torrid website complaining that their clothes fall apart after 2-3 wears? They either are wearing the wrong size (most likely the case) and/or not following laundry care protocols for cheap ass fabrics (like crappy short fiber length rayon blends, or paper thin polyesters).
It is absolutely disgusting that she doesn’t wash her clothing before wearing it for the first time. There is absolutely no regulation to any sort of dyes, processing, or sizing chemicals. Especially in sweatshop conditions like these tarps are made in. Unless a company has a hand in transparent and green manufacturing practices (aka supervises the whole production process, all the way down to fiber processing), each factory along the way has a bottom line, so they will scrape the bottom of the barrel to rake in as much profit as possible. Just like you never know what your meth has been adulterated with, you don’t know what your clothing has been adulterated with.
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A procedure from how many months ago is not attacking you today girl, relax. You ever get random joint pain? Probably sometimes, right?! Did you blame that one time you fell off your bike when you were 7? No, cause that’s dumb.
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'I made a bomb ass chili' - well gotta hand it to you Albert, a pretty apt description because it did indeed resemble a toilet explosion 
She seriously thinks that ^ would look less vile to anyone even if the 'chef' only weighed 100lbs?
Peak delusion, right there
She seriously thinks that ^ would look less vile to anyone even if the 'chef' only weighed 100lbs?
Peak delusion, right there