You mean after achieving the goal of getting a woman 20 years younger than him to be his mother that he can also fuck and who will carry all the financial burden so he can sit on his ass while pretending to do things around the house while also having his kids and taking sole responsibility for them won’t magically transform his life?
Not one that could/would provide all that but maybe someone who's also homeless and broke so he couldn't mooch off her. He really thinks his life will be 100% better when he's "no longer single", I just think it'd be amazing to watch his world crumble when he realizes nothing's changed.
After she dumps him he'd probably just play it off like he dumped her cause he doesn't play captain save a ho, then get back to the normal yeet me a zoomer bae to be my fuck mommy agenda
You know, I didn’t used to think that the autism theory held much water with Lucas, but these days I feel like it could. The more I hear about his as a child and a youth, even from lucas himself, about how he didn’t know simple things like saying “later” to people and had to physically be taught stuff like that, how he was an outcast from a really young age, etc. all make me feel like ASD IS one of the mental disorders on his never ending list.
Wernologists have long tried to explain Lucas's social deficits, and his diagnosis has been the subject of much speculation. Schizophrenic, bipolar, schizoaffective, schizotypal, BPD, autistic, victim of Capitalism, or just a soft, fat faggot? His behavior can fit lots of different diagnostic boxes. The most important thing to keep in mind about his mental health is that Lucas is extremely low-functioning.
Not one that could/would provide all that but maybe someone who's also homeless and broke so he couldn't mooch off her. He really thinks his life will be 100% better when he's "no longer single", I just think it'd be amazing to watch his world crumble when he realizes nothing's changed.
After she dumps him he'd probably just play it off like he dumped her cause he doesn't play captain save a ho, then get back to the normal yeet me a zoomer bae to be my fuck mommy agenda
It's interesting to speculate on what Lucas would do if his ridiculous dreams came true, isn't it?
Lucas will obviously never get what he wants, and if he did, it'd be a crushing disappointment, because it still wouldn't be what he wants. Getting his diabetic paws on a "smart pretty interesting girl," the kind that he has been chasing his entire life, will not redeem him. He has convinced himself that teen poon will bring him respect, stability, and dignity. It will fix everything about him. Imagine his anger when he realizes he is still Lucas, with Lucas problems. Now imagine what he'd do with that anger, were he in a relationship. DV, round 2?
Anyway, it makes me think of the hell that awaits Lucas when he commits suicide on November 27, 2035.
When Lucas dies, and ends up in Tartarus, Hades will stick him next to Phlegyas, who has spent the past 5,000 years starving while watching people feast. His neighbors will also include Tantalus, who is doomed to spend eternity trying to sip water from a pool just out of reach, and Ixion, who was so lustful and nasty the gods strapped him to a burning wheel.
Lucas's punishment will be to watch a party from outside, forever. It'll be more of an orgy than a party. Everyone will be there. Lucas will watch forever as Cyril and his two brothers have unprotected sex with an endless procession of fecund queefy baes, while Myrna and King Roy watch and applaud. The sex will be ghastly. Lots of anal torture.
"Run those guts, Seth! I am very proud of you!" King Roy will shout as Seth triumphantly mounts yet another nubile, fecund queefy bae. "I want grand kids and want to give big inheritances!"
"I am very glad I had two sons who are good at fucking!" Myrna will shout at Lucas's brothers, clapping.
The people at the party refuse to acknowledge Lucas, however much he howls and bangs on the window. He does, however, hear his name on the wind: "Lucas is gay. Lucas is gay Lucas is gay..."
Autists like myself vary with these things. I'm the complete opposite of Lucas in that mixing foods together and especially open mouth chewing makes me REEEEE.
I doubt Lucas has autism, though. True and honest autists may sperg out at times, but I don't think any would try to blackmail their neighbors to share the 10 zoomer baes they must be all fucking. Or have the subzero inhibition to do the Starbucks note. Or sing about their sperm in public places.
Yeah I agree with that, that's why I've never thought it held much water in the past. He doesn't seem to have any sensory issues, he's obsessive about relationships with other people, etc. All things you wouldn't expect of an autistic person.
Yeah I agree with that, that's why I've never thought it held much water in the past. He doesn't seem to have any sensory issues, he's obsessive about relationships with other people, etc. All things you wouldn't expect of an autistic person.
I still firmly believe that Lucas has Autism and Bipolar and Schizophrenia. His obsession with generations and his awful board games seems pretty autistic.
You mean after achieving the goal of getting a woman 20 years younger than him to be his mother that he can also fuck and who will carry all the financial burden so he can sit on his ass while pretending to do things around the house while also having his kids and taking sole responsibility for them won’t magically transform his life?
I've always been mystified by Lucas's belief that there's a 1416 18 year old girl who can get a job that will support three people, while being pregnant and then breastfeeding. If that girl exists, she's with some other ultra high-achiever, not trawling the homeless shelters for a partner.
I still firmly believe that Lucas has Autism and Bipolar and Schizophrenia. His obsession with generations and his awful board games seems pretty autistic.
His fixations—obsessions, really—with board games and sperm and anal torture along with his pseudoscience about the Fibonacci sequence and time travel (the ‘pseudo’ prefix does it too much justice), debilitating misunderstanding of human interaction, and inability to manage the administrative skills of living independently (managing money, paying bills, basic hygiene, doing housework) are fairly common in people with Aspergers.
I've always been mystified by Lucas's belief that there's a 1416 18 year old girl who can get a job that will support three people, while being pregnant and then breastfeeding. If that girl exists, she's with some other ultra high-achiever, not trawling the homeless shelters for a partner.
I doubt Lucas has ever cared about having kids or anything. He found the most retarded coping method for being an unwanted fat uggo in his prime by poorly comprehending an article about telomerase and letting it define the rest of life.
In the 1000 hours Lucas has ranted about zoomer baes, he seems to hate everything about them other than they're physically attractive. Thus, it's just about fucking. To which Lucas should get a prostitute, which he vehemently refuses to do. Lucas offers to pay $100-$1000 to take a zoomer bae to dinner when he could get a decent escort with that. He also demands an attractive, fit zoomer bae when Lucas himself knows prime women have never been interested in him and he's still a fat slob today.
Thus, why my odds on conclusion with Lucas is that all of his silliness is a cover for him being gay, which he's terrified to admit to others and probably himself. I know how it is as I'm 40, Lucas grew up in the 90s when every young male insulting you would include gay, faggot, homo. If so, there's tons of repression there. And there's the rumors about Lucas sucking a former roommate's dick, so.
I generally don’t go in for assuming someone is autistic just because they’re odd, but the Wern does tick off some boxes. Between his obsessions, inability to actually function as an adult (though I know autistic people who can do that easily), and his need to repeat some phrases seemingly at random...I can definitely see why he should be tested.
So a funny thing happened today. I was playing fallout 76 and wandered into a new train station to sell some stuff and what did I see when I went inside? two skeletons bent over each other over a chair....and a skeleton hunched over and sitting in a corner directly across from them with a duffel bag next to it that had liquor, drugs and some disgusting types of food inside. I like to think that shows what lucas was doing when the bombs dropped: sitting in a train station (after getting kicked out of the bus station i'm sure) with everything he has, disgusting food and all in a duffel bag next to him and forced to watch in jealous agony as the people in front of him waiting for the train to arrive realized they were about to die and started fucking each other. Probably screeching 'you fucking ageist republican BIGOTS!' half incoherently with rage at them as a nuke detonated nearby
I mean it could have been worse - he could have been turned into a feral ghoul instead, with only his last memory of hatred and anger at those dead zoomer baes fucking right in front of them and ended up wandering the ruined city for eternity howling like a lunatic and frantically searching for a zoomer bae without even remembering why for all eternity....or until someone wandered through and shot him a few times to put him out of his misery
His fixations—obsessions, really—with board games and sperm and anal torture along with his pseudoscience about the Fibonacci sequence and time travel (the ‘pseudo’ prefix does it too much justice), debilitating misunderstanding of human interaction, and inability to manage the administrative skills of living independently (managing money, paying bills, basic hygiene, doing housework) are fairly common in people with Aspergers.
I'm not at all qualified to recognize/quantify all the different symptoms for people on the spectrum but couldn't all that stuff also be attributed to a low intelligent, obnoxious fuck with a personality or mood disorder (for some of his more extreme behavior), rather than be on the spectrum?
I'm sure it's a common experience to have experienced a conversation with someone insufferable, who didn't seem to understand you did not want to be participating in the conversation but you could be certain this person wasn't on the spectrum. Maybe some of the ladies on this board could back me up on this? Surely, this is a common experience for women with creepy old men out in public, who gets in their physical space and talks to you about their stupid shit? Or the obnoxious creepy fucks who do this to female servers, bartenders, etc. because they know they have to put up with their shit, so they take full advantage of it.
Lucas' blowhard behavior could be attributed to the fact his parents (/mother) made sure he was babied his whole miserable life - wouldn't this just be a case of special snowflake syndrome?
Not one that could/would provide all that but maybe someone who's also homeless and broke so he couldn't mooch off her. He really thinks his life will be 100% better when he's "no longer single",
In the 1000 hours Lucas has ranted about zoomer baes, he seems to hate everything about them other than they're physically attractive. Thus, it's just about fucking. To which Lucas should get a prostitute, which he vehemently refuses to do. Lucas offers to pay $100-$1000 to take a zoomer bae to dinner when he could get a decent escort with that. He also demands an attractive, fit zoomer bae when Lucas himself knows prime women have never been interested in him and he's still a fat slob today.
That's something that has always puzzled me. Dr. Niggae HATES Gen Z, but can't get past his fetish. He brushes off suggestions to hire a sex worker (not that he could in the covid age), because he has an insane delusion of being the homeless Ward Cleaver.
When Lucas dies, and ends up in Tartarus, Hades will stick him next to Phlegyas, who has spent the past 5,000 years starving while watching people feast. His neighbors will also include Tantalus, who is doomed to spend eternity trying to sip water from a pool just out of reach, and Ixion, who was so lustful and nasty the gods strapped him to a burning wheel.
Lucas's punishment will be to watch a party from outside, forever. It'll be more of an orgy than a party. Everyone will be there. Lucas will watch forever as Cyril and his two brothers have unprotected sex with an endless procession of fecund queefy baes, while Myrna and King Roy watch and applaud. The sex will be ghastly. Lots of anal torture.
"Run those guts, Seth! I am very proud of you!" King Roy will shout as Seth triumphantly mounts yet another nubile, fecund queefy bae. "I want grand kids and want to give big inheritances!"
"I am very glad I had two sons who are good at fucking!" Myrna will shout at Lucas's brothers, clapping.
The people at the party refuse to acknowledge Lucas, however much he howls and bangs on the window. He does, however, hear his name on the wind: "Lucas is gay. Lucas is gay Lucas is gay..."
I still firmly believe that Lucas has Autism and Bipolar and Schizophrenia. His obsession with generations and his awful board games seems pretty autistic.
His obsessions are nowhere near special interest level, though. He can’t actually focus on them, doesn’t play them, and doesn’t understand half of them. He may be on the spectrum but if he is I think it’s only a little bit, he’s mostly bipolar and schizophrenic in my opinion, with smaller dashes of other mental problems.
