Personal Lolcows: Furry Edition - Only God Knows the Horror Lurking in this Fandom

If you want to get technical, it wouldn't be a fetish unless he was unable to achieve climax without a pregnant person being involved. There's definitely artists that draw smut of heavily pregnant women , with a lot of focus on their bellies (or even more common, a kink for sex resulting in impregnation), but in the grand scale of fetish and kink art, it's on the tamer end of things, like being into feet.

You'd think the Bible-loving furry would be into that, considering it's not spilling any seed and using sex solely for its intended purpose according to God.
It's OK to be into feet because Jesus was into it, too.
 
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despite all of the other stupid shit in your post, and how worked up you seem to be over his taste in drawings, somehow what really sticks out to me is you calling it a pregnancy "fetish"
It is literally the end result of sex, the entire reason for its existence, how the fuck is it considered a fetish? That's like saying it's "quirky" to drink water instead of soda.
It's a stupidly common kink in a lot of porn, funny enough. He should've said mpreg tho, just so I had something to fucking laugh at.
 
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>links a discord
>triple posts
>discord PM's show that you're some absolute /pol/ larper
not your personal army. Besides, You should really hide your name better, TalkedSpy.
(apologies in advance is too much for a post in Personal Lolcows!)
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I'm not Spy
Like I said I'm a friend of his.
We fell out due to him saying that I was not Christian enough and that I liked porn.

And of course this guy is going to bat for Dreamkeepers, probably the best drawn comic by a Furry right-winger. Complete with his own "think for yourself uwu" publishing 'label'.
I don't mind Dave being right wing.
as long as he keeps politics out of the comic I'm fine with it, though from what I hear Volume 5 is not that good.
 
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Meanwhile, on a forum for a private tracker...
A furry troon asks for advice in a shitposting section for the forum out of all places...

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She gets advice...

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But oops, it wasn't what she wanted!

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More actual advice...

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"Stay mad, guys!!"

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Thankfully, the shitposters were entertained!

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There's a guy on twitter named Yoshu Makato or something like that, guy seriously believe he is his OC (a grey yoshi with a giant penis). He found one of my friends through a discord server and went heavy on the murry-purry shit. Instantly Yoshu was coming into him like a cat in heat, and when my friend told him he wasn't interested, Yoshi instantly went into depression mode to guilt him. Also he would later get angry because when my friend tried saying his OC was cute, he got pissy and said that's just him, not an OC. Apparently he comes onto any man who will let him, and has tried roping anyone into being his boyfriend.
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This dude who popped up on some furry drama twitter.
Comic artist who has 'sold millions'. Writes his own reviews on sites, and pesters people under multiple of his 'business' accounts. Also, he claims he's black for some reason.

Twitter: https://archive.md/WH2a8
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Linked on his Patreon is an instagram account full of bongchicks. Very professional! https://archive.vn/CJdHe

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Examples of his content
Quality comic page

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Babbys first joke
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His main comic character just looks like a ripoff design from Sonic. Does anyone buy these? Does anyone want a shirt that says you like micro sonic feet?
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Bonus: 18 shares? Huh. Maybe he does some fans?
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Oh. :story:
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Never heard of him in my life, but someone found he even has an IMDB page, probably (definitely) of his own making. After looking through the IMBD myself it has nothing except a link to an 'official site', which is just a freshly made, barebones Blogspot page. https://archive.md/gn7AG

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I'm not sure where he's getting that he's been doing comic stuff for years, because I can't seem to find anything older than around 2018. Here's his tvtropes, too. https://archive.vn/gcMcI

Apparently used to go under the username Mystic Studios Productions which might explain the sudden lack of pre-2018 activity. What I'm guessing is his Reddit, where he promotes a couple of videos from his youtube, seems to be made only two years ago. I guess something happened and he DFE'd and tried to start anew. https://archive.vn/ERny6
 
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This dude who popped up on some furry drama twitter.
Comic artist who has 'sold millions'. Writes his own reviews on sites, and pesters people under multiple of his 'business' accounts. Also, he claims he's black for some reason.

Twitter: https://archive.md/WH2a8
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Linked on his Patreon is an instagram account full of bongchicks. Very professional! https://archive.vn/CJdHe


Examples of his content
Quality comic page

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Babbys first joke
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His main comic character just looks like a ripoff design from Sonic. Does anyone buy these? Does anyone want a shirt that says you like micro sonic feet?
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Bonus: 18 shares? Huh. Maybe he does some fans?
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Oh. :story:
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Never heard of him in my life, but someone found he even has an IMDB page, probably (definitely) of his own making. After looking through the IMBD myself it has nothing except a link to an 'official site', which is just a freshly made, barebones Blogspot page. https://archive.md/gn7AG


I'm not sure where he's getting that he's been doing comic stuff for years, because I can't seem to find anything older than around 2018. Here's his tvtropes, too. https://archive.vn/gcMcI

Apparently used to go under the username Mystic Studios Productions which might explain the sudden lack of pre-2018 activity. What I'm guessing is his Reddit, where he promotes a couple of videos from his youtube, seems to be made only two years ago. I guess something happened and he DFE'd and tried to start anew. https://archive.vn/ERny6
LMAO look at the size of the feet on that sonic OC thing on the burger, this guy definitely draws fetish artwork
 
LMAO look at the size of the feet on that sonic OC thing on the burger, this guy definitely draws fetish artwork
It's definitely sexual. He claims it isn't, and that his comic is "not pornographic", but in the same instance advertises the uncensored version on his shitty patreon. Gee, it's like porn artists have a habit of doing that, too.
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Weirdly, he doesn't seem to actually draw himself. All of his stuff I've found so far is art from other people. Whether it's commissions or him begging for art to be able to say "bro my comic is famous dont worry, I'll get you the money back" is debatable. Apparently this is how he treats artists.

And I'll say this - I had a total creep try to get a similar deal out of me years ago. Tried to claim he was working on a furry game, saying shit like it was taking all these tropes from Fallout and other famous games and would of course get big. All he was /ideas/. He had no money to properly commission people to even work on it, just the whole "exposure". He had no plan, just kept changing ideas and shit all the time and if you asked about the progress of the 'game' all he could give you was random art he got and typing up massive lore paragraphs. So yeah, 0%.
It was pathetic, and I feel sorry for any artists who get roped into this shit. It always feels like just an elaborate way to get 'free art'.

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But his ego seems fucking massive. He always promotes his comics solely as himself being the 'Writer/Creator'. He claims his work is completely print-only and you won't find it online, which seems like a bait tactic to try get comic fans to buy it to give it a chance. All I can say is, don't bother.
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Why the fuck is it posted under Dark Horse? His stuff is completely self published from what I've seen.
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He's currently going across all of his personal and 'business' accounts, spamming the hell out of Follow-for-follow tweets, to the point I got an "Account restricted for strange activity" warning on every single account. Yeah, more proof this weird dude has absaloutely no audience at all. Selling millions my ass.
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I can't get Archive to work right now for his wikifur page, but if it's any hint, the warning at the top tells you what is ahead.

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Did this guy make an obvious deadpool parody the main plot point of his first comic? Can't even start off original.
Honestly, my first thought reading that he was trying to be an "underground funnyanimal comix artist with white and black people represented as other species" was a Fritz the Cat Ripoff.
I dug deeper, and found some references claiming he has a background of crime/thriller novels and other comics, but I legitimately can't find a single comic at all. It's like he made a bunch of fake entries to the comic database just to look like he has a history.
https://archive.vn/ZL4zx (Possibly the only actual reference to his own art?)

I haven't found a single person who even says they've read his work, other than some disappointing Amazon reviews.
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He's a fucking goldmine if you look up his name on twitter and go through the old posts mentioning him. He deletes his replies but you can see other folks replying to him being dumbfounded. I genuinely think he'd be a great thread, I just wish I had more decent info to offer. I've only seen that one artist in past screenshots coming out about working with him - I'd LOVE to hear other artists experiences.

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Honestly, my first thought reading that he was trying to be an "underground funnyanimal comix artist with white and black people represented as other species" was a Fritz the Cat Ripoff.
I dug deeper, and found some references claiming he has a background of crime/thriller novels and other comics, but I legitimately can't find a single comic at all. It's like he made a bunch of fake entries to the comic database just to look like he has a history.
https://archive.vn/ZL4zx (Possibly the only actual reference to his own art?)

I haven't found a single person who even says they've read his work, other than some disappointing Amazon reviews.
He's even posted a 5 star review of his own product to own the haters...
 
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I’ve seen this guy a few times around but he recently crossed me again and I thought I’d bring him up for the fun of it. Apologies in advance for the lack of archives but I’m getting cucked by broken captcha right now trying to access the archiver.

Meet Sunclaw, a middle-aged autist that has dedicated his life and twitter presence to endlessly screaming about absolutely anything that isn’t Pro-Trump, and has convinced himself that anybody that supports anything aligned even slightly left of center is a terrorist.

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There isn’t anything TOO out of the ordinary here, and he may even have a good point in a number of cases, but the way he carries himself comes off as a 15 year old that has never had social interaction outside of /pol/ and furry RP chats, which results in some pretty hilarious takes and “I’m a total badass, you guys” moments, and his twitter is just an endless stream of rage-posting with him term searching to find anybody he can get in to a slap fight with for no other reason than he seems addicted to arguing on social media.

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He gets very hurt and manic when people make fun of him for being 4 decades old and still role playing as a mythical creature on social media while screaming about Marxists.

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Again, I’d post archives but it’s fucking busted and honestly this dude isn’t worth much more than an honorable mention I think, though I vaguely remember something about him getting doxed at some point by raidforums. I couldn’t find that info myself in 5 minutes and that’s more than I want to spend on this sperg.

Scrolling through his feed is just autism incarnate, like his “special interest” is acting victimized by communists and picking slap fights so he gets followed by other autists. Highly recommend just browsing through his twitter, it’s a good laugh, especially when he seems to think the solution to all his problems is nuclear war.
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Honestly, my first thought reading that he was trying to be an "underground funnyanimal comix artist with white and black people represented as other species" was a Fritz the Cat Ripoff.
I dug deeper, and found some references claiming he has a background of crime/thriller novels and other comics, but I legitimately can't find a single comic at all. It's like he made a bunch of fake entries to the comic database just to look like he has a history.
https://archive.vn/ZL4zx (Possibly the only actual reference to his own art?)

I haven't found a single person who even says they've read his work, other than some disappointing Amazon reviews.


He's a fucking goldmine if you look up his name on twitter and go through the old posts mentioning him. He deletes his replies but you can see other folks replying to him being dumbfounded. I genuinely think he'd be a great thread, I just wish I had more decent info to offer. I've only seen that one artist in past screenshots coming out about working with him - I'd LOVE to hear other artists experiences.

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I watched some of this shit going down in real time and got some good laughs out of it. I also thought about a thread for him, but ended up getting nowhere when trying to track down actual verifiable info. Considering it seemed like he had also published his shitty comic under Isaac McSpadden, I thought that might lead to something, but nope.

Honestly, the best part of this dude's spergfest was his insistence that he was being attacked for being a "successful black man".
 
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