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[Woke Blue Muttlema]

2 years later, Quinton still remembers the fallout that put him on the map. (A)
I will make a breakdown of the whole response in bits so Orange Coomrade gets the point through his thick head. This is going to summarise what we have been posting for two years.

1.

I agree completely with the first point since I think a lot of people like to neglect the fact that Q made that retarded rant with some reason. However the main conflict wasn't the rant itself but rather that he went on a clearly personal tangent for no reason and, even in context, it adds nothing to his argument. He could as well just said "Here's the thing, I FUCKING HATE TRUMP... but I don't think this movie is a good anti-Trump movie". Right there Q, I did your work for you.

On the second paragraph Q fails to point out that the reason people even noticed his opinion was because he was calling PewDiePie out for including Shapiro on Meme Review and at that he tweeted "everytime you invite him over, you humanize his platform." I could go on semantics about how he shot himself in the foot by striping someone of his humanity while a month later claiming he was being dehumanized by others for no reason but I think what really shows his hypocrisy are two separate events: He went to hbomberguy's video "PewDiePie is a Nazi" and complied entirely with him to denounce "his past" (when he claimed to be """redpilled""") and he also used his time on Quinton's Rebuttal to shill his own politics rather than defend himself. So, it's right to include the right kind of politics on the Internet.

Since we just mentioned SOTY/Trash Rats, guess what's next?

2.

He not only lacks the balls to call Mumkey by name but he also labels him a drama channel and that somehow is not the worst part about this absolute character assassination. For being so aware about Mumkey's downfall and allegedly learning about that passive-aggresive jab that only existed for two minutes, Q still is petty enough to celebrate that his sworn rival got his life fucked around two years after that guy told his own fanbase to leave Quinton alone. Q also conveniently doesn't mention how those friends (Emp, Rusty and Internet Historian) invited him to the same podcast (without Mumkey) to settle things and end the beef. The only credit I can give to Quinton is that Mumkey had no real reason to insult him, yet here we have the Qoomrade two years later.

3.

For the accounts we have of people interacting in the wild with Quinton, he is the odd one. You can ask Turkey Tom (whose "Youtubers and Politics" gave Quinton a mild panic attack), The Right Opinion (who responded directly to Q on Twitter when he tried to start a pity party) or Chris Ray Gun (whose claims Q has not only not debunked but rather judged as petty). There are also the accounts of Bunty King, Hi, I Think I'm Real, MundaneMatt and SomeBlackGuy of the RVNBO and PSA Sitch about their encounter on VidCon. If anything what represents how much of a sport he is that would be "My Virtual Vidcon", a video in which Quinton openly complains about how he doesn't get invited to parties or get-togethers and that was done because everyone was trapped inside.

What is even emotional support besides very public displays of "I am mutuals with this youtuber people like"? Where was Quinton when he decided to abandon TRO after "Here Lies Rags"? Why Quinton decided to unironically take the "Subscribe to PewDiePie" meme as a call to defend a company that represents the corporal advent of YouTube and then hid his opinion? Why did he unlist his "How ContraPoints Can Save The Internet" when he was getting cancelled? How does he expect people that know all of this to even tolerate him when he will take the chance to be smug or act defenseless on his Discord, which by the way, is Patreon exclusive but doesn't even house half of his patrons? Why does he have to act so weasely if he is honest about himself now?

Well, happy aniversary. In ten days it will be two years since this thread made it to Internet Famous. You had two years to think and you clearly didn't need them. Good luck.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

I don't understand why he can't honestly express when he's mad. Constantly sarcastic, constantly adding "lmao" to sentences like he's Ethan Ralph. It doesn't hide that you're mad, it just makes you look uncomfortable with yourself and your emotions.

Because these people are deeply uncomfortable with their emotions.

 

[Who Vile]

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There's a lot to criticise and make fun of Mumkey for about his downward spiral. If Quinton wanted to point and laugh at his misfortune I wouldn't mind even though it's certainly not taking the high road. But I can't imagine a less charitable discription of events then him "aiding and abetting a child rapist". It's like hearing about the Assburger situation and slamming him for "platforming and emboldening a women beater". How petty and slimey can you get?

 

[Doctor Placebo]

There's a lot to criticise and make fun of Mumkey for about his downward spiral. If Quinton wanted to point and laugh at his misfortune I wouldn't mind even though it's certainly not taking the high road. But I can't imagine a less charitable discription of events then him "aiding and abetting a child rapist". It's like hearing about the Assburger situation and slamming him for "platforming and emboldening a women beater". How petty and slimey can you get?

Mumkey called the cops on Assburger for hitting his wacko GF, and they both went after Mumkey for it because she's a bipolar nutjob with Stockholm Syndrome. Saying he "emboldened a women beater" is pretty much the polar opposite of what happened. Fuck, Quinton. Way to be a bigger asshole than Mumkey was during his entire downward spiral.

 

[Who Vile]

Mumkey called the cops on Assburger for hitting his wacko GF, and they both went after Mumkey for it because she's a bipolar nutjob with Stockholm Syndrome. Saying he "emboldened a women beater" is pretty much the polar opposite of what happened. Fuck, Quinton. Way to be a bigger asshole than Mumkey was during his entire downward spiral.

Sorry for the confusion, he didn't say that. I was making an autistic comparison because he did say Mumkey "aided and abetted a child rapist" which makes it sound like he was covering up and contributing to her actions rather than just having appaling taste in women.

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

Quinton gets progressively more cocky in account of le ever invisible chuds. (A)

This is the second funniest thing he has written this year, just behind that time someone called cops into his apartment because he was laughing so hard they thought he was killing somebody. (A)

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

This is Digibro levels of sophomorically asking an inane question to skirt past legitimate criticism. Sure, Coomrade Garfield, just imply "liberal" means people like Nancy Pelosi and suddenly you don't have to respond to anybody saying, "Hey, even raving communists think you're shitty"! Why not just define "liberal" as Thomas Jefferson and then say you don't care what he thinks because he owned slaves? Criticism avoided! God, Quinton is such a loser.

It's also funny to see him actually posting around reddit (and usually getting little to no interaction) because he's the perfect picture of a redditor. A virtue signaling, terminally online, spastic, fat, white, and bearded nu-male surrounded by overpriced consumerist merchandise who wallows in their inferiority.

 

[REMEMBERMKULTRA]

The real Bobby Shmurda just roasted Quinton. How can he browse Twitter in jail?

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

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This is Digibro levels of sophomorically asking an inane question to skirt past legitimate criticism. Sure, Coomrade Garfield, just imply "liberal" means people like Nancy Pelosi and suddenly you don't have to respond to anybody saying, "Hey, even raving communists think you're shitty"! Why not just define "liberal" as Thomas Jefferson and then say you don't care what he thinks because he owned slaves? Criticism avoided! God, Quinton is such a loser.

It's also funny to see him actually posting around reddit (and usually getting little to no interaction) because he's the perfect picture of a redditor. A virtue signaling, terminally online, spastic, fat, white, and bearded nu-male surrounded by overpriced consumerist merchandise who wallows in their inferiority.

It is a very Quinton move that even though he finally surpassed 400k and only a couple of randos outside of this thread call him out once or twice he still chooses to highlight them in pure MovieBob fashion to then block them because he legit has no better comebacks.

 

[REMEMBERMKULTRA]

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This is Digibro levels of sophomorically asking an inane question to skirt past legitimate criticism. Sure, Coomrade Garfield, just imply "liberal" means people like Nancy Pelosi and suddenly you don't have to respond to anybody saying, "Hey, even raving communists think you're shitty"! Why not just define "liberal" as Thomas Jefferson and then say you don't care what he thinks because he owned slaves? Criticism avoided! God, Quinton is such a loser.

It's also funny to see him actually posting around reddit (and usually getting little to no interaction) because he's the perfect picture of a redditor. A virtue signaling,

It is a very Quinton move that even though he finally surpassed 400k and only a couple of randos outside of this thread call him out once or twice he still chooses to highlight them in pure MovieBob fashion to then block them because he legit has no better comebacks.

Why do people even bother arguing with Quinton? The dude is way too self-absorbed to change.

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

Why do people even bother arguing with Quinton? The dude is way too self-absorbed to change.

Quinton seems to only entertain the idea of acknowledging feedback when it comes from someone with more internet points than him, hence why he is so easy on replying randos while he takes two weeks to prepare an answer when it comes from youtubers. Quinton could get his own Gokanaru and he likely would ignore it hoping that people forget like when Daftpina made a video on him.

LS Mark might have bent the knee to the Garftube but we all know he started being a guppy, a brilliant nickname Q came up with to mock how none of his critics were bigger sub wise than him. There is also how he insults people based on relevancy in Fallen Titans (the YFM reunion and the upcoming Leafy), which is an interesting way of seeing things taking in account the source.

To really answer your question my dear kiwi, I think the closest thing to an answer I can muster is that Quinton is a cow that gets the A-log out of you. He has been allowed to fly under the radar because the Internet has the memory of a goldfish and he is just a cunt, not a criminal of any kind, so most people that actively think about Q nowadays are in three camps that have a considerable crossover amongst each other: the literal cult of a following he has, the EFAP spergs and the regulars of this thread. Most people stopped paying attention once he embarrassed himself on that Mumkey stream.

Quinton is petty, vindictive, cuntish, attention driven and a walking stereotype of both the people he claims to champion and the ones he mocks. When you have spent as much time as I have watching this train-wreck evolve, you have to take a break every once in a while to not just want to pay him a visit and plant a pineapple in his bedroom. Q is just that hateable. He is not the worst lolcow even by a long shot, but even though he experienced two years of alienation he is never going to recover from, I am left thinking he walked mainly unescaped from this. So the next time he crashes against the wall and has a mild panic attack about it, you can bet a lot of people are going to be as smug as he is now.

 

[REMEMBERMKULTRA]

Quinton seems to only entertain the idea of acknowledging feedback when it comes from someone with more internet points than him, hence why he is so easy on replying randos while he takes two weeks to prepare an answer when it comes from youtubers. Quinton could get his own Gokanaru and he likely would ignore it hoping that people forget like when Daftpina made a video on him.

LS Mark might have bent the knee to the Garftube but we all know he started being a guppy, a brilliant nickname Q came up with to mock how none of his critics were bigger sub wise than him. There is also how he insults people based on relevancy in Fallen Titans (the YFM reunion and the upcoming Leafy), which is an interesting way of seeing things taking in account the source.

To really answer your question my dear kiwi, I think the closest thing to an answer I can muster is that Quinton is a cow that gets the A-log out of you. He has been allowed to fly under the radar because the Internet has the memory of a goldfish and he is just a cunt, not a criminal of any kind, so must people that actively think about Q nowadays are in three camps that have a considerable crossover amongst each other: the literal cult of a following he has, the EFAP spergs and the regulars of this thread. Most people stopped paying attention once he embarrassed himself on that Mumkey stream.

Quinton is petty, vindictive, cuntish, attention driven and a walking stereotype of both the people he claims to champion and the ones he mocks. When you have spend as much time as I have watching this train-wreck evolve, you have to take a break every once in a while to not just want to pay him a visit and plant a pineapple in his bedroom. Q is just that hateable. He is not the worst lolcow even by a long shot, but even though he experienced two years of alienation he is never going to recover from, I am left thinking he walked mainly unescaped from this. So the next time he crashes against the wall and has a mild panic attack about it, you can bet a lot of people are going to be as smug as he is now.

Do you think he will get canceled? He seems like a creep (what with the sexdoll and whatnot) but I don't think he interacts with women enough to get himself in trouble.

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

Do you think he will get canceled? He seems like a creep (what with the sexdoll and whatnot) but I don't think he interacts with women enough to get himself in trouble.

As much as it pains me to say it, I think you just answered your own question.

Quoting myself from months ago: Quinton seems to be the kind of guy that is too scared to touch his own cock. I can totally see someone finding out he has Linkara-tier taste in porn and hentai but for Q to get inappropriate in third base he would first need to get to first, let alone just get in the batters box. If he has not experimented with Patty Taxxon, I just doubt he has even laid on a bed with another human being. Not to mention he seems like the kind of guy that gets blue and not handsy when he is wasted.

 

[The Grimace]

As much as it pains me to say it, I think you just answered your own question.

Quoting myself from months ago: Quinton seems to be the kind of guy that is too scared to touch his own cock. I can totally see someone finding out he has Linkara-tier taste in porn and hentai but for Q to get inappropriate in third base he would first need to get to first, let alone just get in the batters box. If he has not experimented with Patty Taxxon, I just doubt he has even laid on a bed with another human being. Not to mention he seems like the kind of guy that gets blue and not handsy when he is wasted.

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He likely interacts with online women (or online girls (male)), so it's inevitable at this point something surfaces. The more likely scenario is he pisses off his new commie fanbase by not being far left enough.

 

[Water-T]

2 years later, Quinton still remembers the fallout that put him on the map. (A)
I will make a breakdown of the whole response in bits so Orange Coomrade gets the point through his thick head. This is going to summarise what we have been posting for two years.

1.
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I agree completely with the first point since I think a lot of people like to neglect the fact that Q made that retarded rant with some reason. However the main conflict wasn't the rant itself but rather that he went on a clearly personal tangent for no reason and, even in context, it adds nothing to his argument. He could as well just said "Here's the thing, I FUCKING HATE TRUMP... but I don't think this movie is a good anti-Trump movie". Right there Q, I did your work for you.

On the second paragraph Q fails to point out that the reason people even noticed his opinion was because he was calling PewDiePie out for including Shapiro on Meme Review and at that he tweeted "everytime you invite him over, you humanize his platform." I could go on semantics about how he shot himself in the foot by striping someone of his humanity while a month later claiming he was being dehumanized by others for no reason but I think what really shows his hypocrisy are two separate events: He went to hbomberguy's video "PewDiePie is a Nazi" and complied entirely with him to denounce "his past" (when he claimed to be """redpilled""") and he also used his time on Quinton's Rebuttal to shill his own politics rather than defend himself. So, it's right to include the right kind of politics on the Internet.

Since we just mentioned SOTY/Trash Rats, guess what's next?

2.
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He not only lacks the balls to call Mumkey by name but he also labels him a drama channel and that somehow is not the worst part about this absolute character assassination. For being so aware about Mumkey's downfall and allegedly learning about that passive-aggresive jab that only existed for two minutes, Q still is petty enough to celebrate that his sworn rival got his life fucked around two years after that guy told his own fanbase to leave Quinton alone. Q also conveniently doesn't mention how those friends (Emp, Rusty and Internet Historian) invited him to the same podcast (without Mumkey) to settle things and end the beef. The only credit I can give to Quinton is that Mumkey had no real reason to insult him, yet here we have the Qoomrade two years later.

3.
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For the accounts we have of people interacting in the wild with Quinton, he is the odd one. You can ask Turkey Tom (whose "Youtubers and Politics" gave Quinton a mild panic attack), The Right Opinion (who responded directly to Q on Twitter when he tried to start a pity party) or Chris Ray Gun (whose claims Q has not only not debunked but rather judged as petty). There are also the accounts of Bunty King, Hi, I Think I'm Real, MundaneMatt and SomeBlackGuy of the RVNBO and PSA Sitch about their encounter on VidCon. If anything what represents how much of a sport he is that would be "My Virtual Vidcon", a video in which Quinton openly complains about how he doesn't get invited to parties or get-togethers and that was done because everyone was trapped inside.

What is even emotional support besides very public displays of "I am mutuals with this youtuber people like"? Where was Quinton when he decided to abandon TRO after "Here Lies Rags"? Why Quinton decided to unironically take the "Subscribe to PewDiePie" meme as a call to defend a company that represents the corporal advent of YouTube and then hid his opinion? Why did he unlist his "How ContraPoints Can Save The Internet" when he was getting cancelled? How does he expect people that know all of this to even tolerate him when he will take the chance to be smug or act defenseless on his Discord, which by the way, is Patreon exclusive but doesn't even house half of his patrons? Why does he have to act so weasley if he is honest about himself now?

Well, happy anniversary. In ten days it will be two years since this thread made it to Internet Famous. You had two years to think and you clearly didn't need them. Good luck.

"I started hanging out with people who don't actively don't hate me"

LOL. You're not hanging out with any one aside from other breadTube wannabes, Q. The only reason the Kewl Kids Klub don't hate you is because they don't even realize that you exist.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

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The real Bobby Shmurda just roasted Quinton. How can he browse Twitter in jail?

It’s time to relive this meme once again:

Quinton is petty, vindictive, cuntish, attention driven and a walking stereotype of both the people he claims to champion and the ones he mocks. When you have spend as much time as I have watching this train-wreck evolve, you have to take a break every once in a while to not just want to pay him a visit and plant a pineapple in his bedroom. Q is just that hateable. He is not the worst lolcow even by a long shot, but even though he experienced two years of alienation he is never going to recover from, I am left thinking he walked mainly unescaped from this. So the next time he crashes against the wall and has a mild panic attack about it, you can bet a lot of people are going to be as smug as he is now.

The only Muslim Queen that would never behead anyone has spoken.

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

We are getting a ton of developments today. For starters, the much anticipated Sonic Knockoffs is here which features the reformed guppy LS Mark.

I archived this but the Farms doesn't let me upload it. Pro tip: Your views don't count if you play it at 2x speed.

* He acknowledges he is making Knockoff November in December, do not worry.
* 1:55: Quinton explains he has newfound powers to resurrect tv shows and he can use them if you subscribe. This drags for over a minute.
* 4:22: Tanic The Hedgehog. At 5:26, he gets on an adbreak. "I use NordVPN to act naughty all year round". He plans on making a video or series of videos on youtubers that deleted their channels.
* 9:29: LS Mark connects trough a Discord call. They had to establish they aren't enemies because Mark has seen the light of Garftube. Quinton uses a recolor of Dukey from Johnny Test to represent himself here. Mark speaks like Cosmodore spanked his balls real hard.
* 10:13: Andy, The Talking Hedgehog. Just unremarkable. He really just plays segments and adds some minor commentary about how bad it is. At 17:01 he admits he was getting bored and decided to look through IMDB for trivia purposes.
* 18:45: Ludwig, The Hedgehog. Quinton accidentally finds an artsy-fartsy film and while trying to summarise the plot he makes himself look even less knowledgeable. At 22:15, "I'm legitimately convinced it is my fault that I don't get this. I walk out from this severely doubting my abilities to understand film itself."
* 22:27: Quinton brings his head honcho, Hippie Rat, to review something that doesn't make him feel stupid.
* 23:01: Bobby, The Hedgehog. 23:37, Quinton recounts how someone called the cops on him because he was laughing so hard they thought he was torturing somebody, 26:14 and 28:00 in case you want samples. 28:13 for COVID-19 related shiggles. 34:48, "They really are not helping their cause from... not being genocided." At 34:50, is the moment Q thinks got the attention of the cops. 35:35 for more Varus antics. He just rants for a minute and a half starting at 36:00.
* 38:27 for Dukey Reviews. 39:00 for Q's laugh.

It seems Qoomrade is going to use this Discord call gimmick a lot, which in my humble opinion is the next best thing to showcase how most reviewers on Q's corner are as awkward as he is.

Other random things that happened:
- Quinton has created the opposite and equivalent version of Sonichu: Pikanic. He created this months ago but it now has some meaning. Don't try to search it, he memoryhole'd.


- Then this happened. You could put the pieces together as to why we didn't see the rest of the convo. (A)

- Quinton was paid by someone to drop some bars. "Ewoks Be Hatin'" is going to drop this Christmas.

 

[Mr Roboto]

Does Quinton reference this gem?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcySXoQLI5Q

 

[King Ghidorah]

I can see 2 paths for Quinton and they are the ones that all coattail riding nobodies on YouTube follow:

• One day he'll wake up and realize that he has no long term prospects as a Youtuber where the majority of his subscribers are as emplemon once called them "empty subscribers" and simply don't reflect his actual performance on YouTube and goes full tandy stair crazy, maybe troons out for attention and makes an incredibly pathetic attempt at shooting up something before getting shot in the back by an overweight security guard
• Or he realizes he's a failure and either just goes dark one day or at best makes a standard black screen with white text and no sound "I'm done" video and then goes dark

Either way it'll be really pathetic

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

Does Quinton reference this gem?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcySXoQLI5Q

No, such kino as this would be bound to give him a quarter-life crisis. Just to set your expectations the one film that wasn't garbage he picked by accident and it gave him a reality check about the kind of trash taste he has and his true abilities to critique.

I can see 2 paths for Quinton and they are the ones that all coattail riding nobodies on YouTube follow:

• One day he'll wake up and realize that he has no long term prospects as a Youtuber where the majority of his subscribers are as emplemon once called them "empty subscribers" and simply don't reflect his actual performance on YouTube and goes full tandy stair crazy, maybe troons out for attention and makes an incredibly pathetic attempt at shooting up something before getting shot in the back by an overweight security guard
• Or he realizes he's a failure and either just goes dark one day or at best makes a standard black screen with white text and no sound "I'm done" video and then goes dark

Either way it'll be really pathetic

He could go on as he is doing now and fade as a legacy creator like his previous hero-now sworn enemy Doug Walker. The amount of similarities are staggering and truly give me the chills.