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MrsFrizzle said:
The penis is certainly one thing about Chris that lesbians might very well not be into, but there are so many other things about Chris that turn women off long before naked time.
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And that's Chris in a nutshell. Facing hurtful truths about what makes him completely unappealing is a much harder prospect for him than simple genital mutilation. It's taking denial to its ultimate extreme. Tell him women would like him if he had a job, and he'd say, "no no no no no no! I'll just cut my dick off!"

And what would be worse is that if he actually did do it, he'd use it to get pity from women. "You have to go out with me! I cut off my penis for you!" Van Gogh would have nothing on him.
 
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Tubular Monkey said:
And that's Chris in a nutshell. Facing hurtful truths about what makes him completely unappealing is a much harder prospect for him than simple genital mutilation. It's taking denial to its ultimate extreme. Tell him women would like him if he had a job, and he'd say, "no no no no no no! I'll just cut my dick off!"

And what would be worse is that if he actually did do it, he'd use it to get pity from women. "You have to go out with me! I cut off my penis for you!" Van Gogh would have nothing on him.
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I really see no hope there.
 
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asperhes said:
That's not what he's saying at all. He's just saying that none of the ladies will give him a chance because they can't see past his penis.
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To be fair...straight and lesbian women alike don't want to deal with his penis... so he's hoping that at least a lesbian will like him with a vagina.

Does Chris realize that even if he got the surgery, the vagina would not be "fully functional"? I'm not sure transitioned women can feel anything with their new vagina (or that transitioned men can perform with their new dick...)
 
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To be fair...straight and lesbian women alike don't want to deal with his penis... so he's hoping that at least a lesbian will like him with a vagina.

Does Chris realize that even if he got the surgery, the vagina would not be "fully functional"? I'm not sure transitioned women can feel anything with their new vagina (or that transitioned men can perform with their new dick...)
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I'm pretty sure people wouldn't like how the Frankenstein looks even if he had a vagina.
 
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I know this guy learnt his lesson about parking in the judge's parking spot!

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Tubular Monkey said:
And that's Chris in a nutshell. Facing hurtful truths about what makes him completely unappealing is a much harder prospect for him than simple genital mutilation. It's taking denial to its ultimate extreme. Tell him women would like him if he had a job, and he'd say, "no no no no no no! I'll just cut my dick off!"

And what would be worse is that if he actually did do it, he'd use it to get pity from women. "You have to go out with me! I cut off my penis for you!" Van Gogh would have nothing on him.
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This is sadly true.
 
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Tubular Monkey said:
And that's Chris in a nutshell. Facing hurtful truths about what makes him completely unappealing is a much harder prospect for him than simple genital mutilation. It's taking denial to its ultimate extreme. Tell him women would like him if he had a job, and he'd say, "no no no no no no! I'll just cut my dick off!"

And what would be worse is that if he actually did do it, he'd use it to get pity from women. "You have to go out with me! I cut off my penis for you!" Van Gogh would have nothing on him.
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I don't think Chris has the determination to commit that level of self-harm because he does not have the determination to commit suicide. It would take several factors and stress to actually make him do that.

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I know this guy learnt his lesson about parking in the judge's parking spot!

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Its ironic Chris likes the post because:

1. By most standards outside of the state of Virginia and New York, he is technically not handicapped despite his autism.
2. He probably throws a fit when someone else parks in the handicapped spot and that someone is most likely an elderly man or worse, an elderly male veteran who is an amputee from combat.
3. And of course, him parking in the judge's parking spot.

Chris probably still parks in the handicapped parking lot because of his autism. If he were to drive to say the state of Maryland and attempt to park in the handicapped parking lot, the local police there are going to fine Chris for that and he'd throw a hissy fit and say that back in Virigina, he can do that. Remember, Virginia and New York are the only two American states that issues handicapped parking to autistics and allow them to park in those spaces. Everywhere else is technically a no-go from what I understand.
 
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Chris won't commit suicide ever. He doesn't think anything is ever his own fault. He always blames other people for his failures and shortcomings. People who commit suicide generally realize they're the ones to blame for their shitty lives and unhappiness.
 
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Haesindang Park said:
If he were to drive to say the state of Maryland and attempt to park in the handicapped parking lot, the local police there are going to fine Chris for that and he'd throw a hissy fit and say that back in Virigina, he can do that.
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Probably not. While he couldn't get a legitimate handicapped parking permit in another state, local police usually honor them from out of state, such as on a rental car.
 
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AnOminous said:
Probably not. While he couldn't get a legitimate handicapped parking permit in another state, local police usually honor them from out of state, such as on a rental car.
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Now I'm wondering if people in neighboring states like Maryland throw bitchfits over how its unfair for their autistic neighbors to do that yet they can't do that in their own states.
 
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Haesindang Park said:
Now I'm wondering if people in neighboring states like Maryland throw bitchfits over how its unfair for their autistic neighbors to do that yet they can't do that in their own states.
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That is something to think about.
 
Haesindang Park said:
Now I'm wondering if people in neighboring states like Maryland throw bitchfits over how its unfair for their autistic neighbors to do that yet they can't do that in their own states.
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I doubt it happens often enough that anyone cares about it. Unless they're autistic, perhaps. And then they'd just be jelly.
 
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asperhes said:
Look at that symbol. The middle one is him, with both a penis and a vagina. Traditionally it means bisexual, but Chris is hijacking it to mean his special version of intersex. He's having his threesome with two lesbians.
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can we get someone to hijack the #pridependance tag and just post pics of a M/M&F/F logo instead of chris' dumbfuck lesbian two way logo
 
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