Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

i'm interested in the DM chain, too, if that's happening

How would I start a DM chain?

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Won't doxx her, but I have a potential lead on "Mia." If it's who I believe it is, it's someone who's being manipulated to do this to him, or someone who might actually be as crazy as he is.
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Wait uhhh that actually makes me really concerned for “Mia”?? Are you saying this person is being manipulated to catfish him, or manipulated to ACTUALLY MEET UP WITH HIM??
 
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IceQueen said:
Wait uhhh that actually makes me really concerned for “Mia”?? Are you saying this person is being manipulated to catfish him, or manipulated to ACTUALLY MEET UP WITH HIM??
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Catfish is actual Satan if they're manipulating a mentally ill girl who isn't a cow into meeting up with him. Hope that's not the case. I always assumed this would end in ghosting.
 
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I was very much in the boat of this retard could never manage to find his way to the airport, find the right gate, ON time, AND board and ride the entire trip without acting like a shit smeared chimp. So last night, I went peacefully to sleep, anticipating a series of screaming 40 second videos about agephobia and how catfishing is illegal, and he has friends in the police dept, also he's plenty good, which @klickitat would compile in a new vid for us today ♥️

And I come in today, several pages behind, starting with the official confirmation the ticket had been checked in, that he's on board... This is seriously some wild shit, 2020 wild from start to finish. I think I'm still stuck on his ability to gather his ID, phone, and urine soaked spare of pair of pants (for when the urine soaked pants he's wearing smells more than the spare) in his moldy lil backpack and successfully figure out the logistics of boarding a plane

And the fact that he's kept quiet about this the entire time. He can turn a couple hours of a homeless teen girl silently tolerating his presence and stench into a whole story of 'The Sexiest Non-Sexual Romantic Night of His Life" so it's just beyond belief that he wouldn't be crowing about this ticket that actually turned out to be real and that he did use to fly to Cali

Anyways, last thing.. while I do agree that there might be some murky legal shit for knowingly luring a fat retard to injury or death, the more I think about it, I doubt anything would happen. I know that Myrna throwing a fit for the narc points would be a possibility..

I'm way too new on the Wern lore to know anything about her and if she would actually do this.. as it was said, she'd primarily have to use the media to pressure or power through an investigation. He's only gotten worse, since whatever crazy creepy shit he did to finally drive her away and permanently wash her hands of him. I just can't imagine anyone would voluntarily put their association with Lucas on display like that

Even if that was the case, she'd have to know something happened to him. I assume if something were to happen to him, it'd be announced here. In which case this thread would disappear/we'd disappear and go off to quietly manage a Cinnabon.. in Omaha maybe

Also, I thought police only went through the trouble of recovering data from phones in murder cases. Hard to believe they'd go through the trouble for Lucas after being found under a bridge with a knock upside the head. Or a demise related to botulism after he ate some pasta off a trashcan lid. And that's assuming he'd even have the phone on him still. He does have a consistent history of losing or having his phone ripped from him.. and that was at hobo life level 1. He just jumped levels to a boss

Sorry for the rambling but this whole thing is so fucking curious
 
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IceQueen said:
Wait uhhh that actually makes me really concerned for “Mia”?? Are you saying this person is being manipulated to catfish him, or manipulated to ACTUALLY MEET UP WITH HIM??
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I think it's more the former. Granted it's based on VERY thin information, but let's just say that if it's the person I think it is, I can see someone scummy and greedy for clout giving her money or food to catfish Lucas and get him to a wealthy public place where he can be recorded freaking out.
 
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As for Myrna. Myrna will be the typical shitty mom who could care less about her terrible son when he is out doing the stuff he is doing, but once he either is dead or in jail, then she is all of a sudden mother of the year.

I worked in the system and I saw this with a lot of people and their mothers. It is more or less a way to make themselves look good and bring positive attention on themselves. If they really cared they would have done something before their kid went to jail or got themselves killed.
 
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I hate that Lucas is in California.

Not because it's pozz'ed, or grossly irresponsible, or cruel (though it is all of those things if you care about that shit), but because of why he came to California.

He thought he'd found "love." He thought that there was a smart pretty interesting girl waiting for him there.

Anyway, this is all I know:

Lucas has been talking to this Native American Gen Z chick, Mia, for a while. Mia bought Lucas a ticket to come out to CA to stay with her. Lucas flew out there tonight, met up with her without incident, and right about now he's probably got his fist up Mia's butthole.
 
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The unknown catfisher will be a hero when they deliver the lukemilk. Here's an ask on behalf of everyone in this thread, especially those of us who has never been part of sofalaw or any of the Interior groups: if you've got some information, some logs, anything recorded or especially any video, try to clean it up, take your personal details out of it if there are any, and post it as soon as possible.

It's all well and good to keep us in suspense, but the recent slow luke output is basically starving all dedicated Wernologists; give us our Christmas feast.
 
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IceQueen said:
I have some... I talked to Lucas. But I don’t really know how to navigate KF and I couldn’t find an easy way to make a gt.
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Three stripes at the top if you're on mobile --> message box icon, it'll take you to "Conversations" --> add names and check whatever options you want --> send
ETA: OH GOD HE POSTED AN IGTV VIDEO OKAY EVERYBODY STAY CALM, THIS IS HAPPENING
 
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I'd really like in on a groupchat situation if possible.

If he decides to stay in California, I wonder where he'll end up. It's a huge state and there are so many places he could go, but it's also super NIMBY in smaller cities.

"I came here on hope to... find a place to live, and a job" ok Lucas we believe you


 
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So now he's on IG, announcing he's trapped in LA, and that he came there "on hope" looking for housing and a job. Not teen poon, mind you.

And he's asking about hospitals. Mentions he's "frazzled" and bi-polar.

Eta: if he panics, goes to the ER and mentions his psychiatric condition, he's flirting with a 5150 hold. A CA psych ward saga.
 
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wenttobermuda said:
So now he's on IG, announcing he's trapped in LA, and that he came there "on hope" looking for housing and a job. Not teen poon, mind you.

And he's asking about hospitals. Mentions he's "frazzled" and bi-polar.
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I see the retconning of his real reasons for going to california started real quick. I wonder how he plans to explain the fact someone else bought his ticket for him, literally for him to supposedly go and meet her

Buckle up boys, we have front row tickets to the wern: escape from LA part II

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if he panics, goes to the ER and mentions his psychiatric condition, he's flirting with a 5150 hold. A CA psych ward saga.
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That should be quite interesting. Especially when the doctor hears he literally just flew down from spokane and immediately ended up in the nuthouse....for the second time in as many months....and to meet a non existent zoomer bae no less

Thats quite the trip to immediately end up in the nuthouse. It won't reflect well on him to the staff either. Especially wasting resources that actual residents should have
 
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