Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Alright fuckers buckle up.

Here's what I know and can share from reliable people. I should emphasize that I am not involved in this, nor are the people I talked to as far as I can tell. A ton of folks have ongoing conversations with Lucas where he tells on himself worse than R Kelly, so... its not rocket science to get this information.

So as we all know, Lucas somehow miraculously actually took these flights and landed in Santa Ana. Then the catfish girl ("Mia", allegedly 22), sent an Uber for him. There are a few more details here but they're boring ones and would identify the person as they only came up in 1 chat from what I saw. So anyway, Uber comes, Lucas shares the address with several people he's talking to on IG. The address is the literal Ritz Carlton-JW Marriott plaza in Downtown LA. Lucas brags to several people on IG about how expensive this hotel is (duh.) Again, blah blah blah, some minor details here that I can't share, Lucas ends up waiting for catfish girl outside on the plaza between the Ritz and the Marriott. This appears to have gone on for over an hour.

Lucas will honestly probably tell on himself in a future video for how he found out it was fake (because yes, apparently he didn't realize up until then), so I'll hold off on those details, at least until he shares them with multiple people so everybody's in the clear re: who could be leaking. As far as I know, he did not encounter any real person involved in this scheme, which was floated around in some chats.

So anyway, now he's somewhere in the vicinity of West Olympic and Figueroa, which is actually not a particularly great area (more towards the Figueroa area).

FYI California does have the 5150 hold (72 hr psychiatric hold) and he'd almost definitely get that upgraded to 5250 which is the 14 day hold if he actually does go to a hospital.
 
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Sevan Vosgi said:
Alright fuckers buckle up.

Here's what I know and can share from reliable people. I should emphasize that I am not involved in this, nor are the people I talked to as far as I can tell. Several folks have ongoing conversations with Lucas where he tells on himself worse than R Kelly, so... its not rocket science to get this information.

So as we all know, Lucas somehow miraculously actually took these flights and landed in Santa Ana. Then the catfish girl ("Mia", allegedly 22), sent an Uber for him. There are a few more details here but they're boring ones and would identify the person as they only came up in 1 chat from what I saw. So anyway, Uber comes, Lucas shares the address with several people he's talking to on IG. The address is the literal Ritz Carlton in Downtown LA. Lucas brags to several people on IG about how expensive this hotel is (duh.) Again, blah blah blah, some minor details here that I can't share, Lucas ends up waiting for catfish girl outside the Ritz. This appears to have gone on for over an hour.

Lucas will honestly probably tell on himself in a future video for how he found out it was fake (because yes, apparently he didn't realize up until then), so I'll hold off on those details, at least until he shares them with multiple people so everybody's in the clear re: who could be leaking. As far as I know, he did not encounter any real person involved in this scheme, which was floated around in some chats.

So anyway, now he's somewhere in the vicinity of West Olympic and Figueroa, which is actually not a particularly great area (more towards the Figueroa area).

FYI California does have the 5150 hold (72 hr psychiatric hold) and he'd almost definitely get that upgraded to 5250 which is the 14 day hold if he actually does go to a hospital.
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He told me how he knew it was fake, if that helps for giving us enough people so he won’t know who leaked it.
 
Sevan Vosgi said:
I'm honestly just gobsmacked that this actually worked. I'm very personally against cow tipping, but if anyone finds themself in this situation again... maybe try catfishing him to Myrna's front door? Seems like the least evil thing to do at this point.
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I doubt he knows his mothers actual address, so catfishing him there would be hilarious. Right to her front door. Even better, do what they did with that indian guy on to catch a predator and have the catfish tell him she wants him to walk into the house naked so they can get right to it. Can you imagine the utter horror on myrnas face when her morbidly obese, schizo, pedo son suddenly walks into the dining room in the middle of a dinner party bare ass naked in front of all myrnas neighbors looking for an imaginary girlfriend

Oooooh boy you better believe that would be the last time that would happen. That would be the absolutely last straw for her. She'd have his ass thrown in some psych ward permanently after an incident like that, by court order if necessary
 
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Whoever did this dropped some money. An Uber ride from John Wayne Airport to downtown LA probably was at least $40-50 dollars. Maybe more. That and the airplane ticket. I have better uses for $150 dollars than to mess with a homeless sped. In the grand scheme of things, not a ton of money, but still.
 
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Sevan Vosgi said:
Seems like the least evil thing to do at this point.
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I find myself thinking in these terms, too. Like I've done, or witnessed something evil, and all my options are evil. But I was only laughing.

At a retard.

Seems Lucas isn't going to stay in CA:

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A shame.
 
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wenttobermuda said:
I find myself thinking in these terms, too. Like I've done, or witnessed something evil, and all my options are evil. But I was only laughing.

At a retard.

Seems Lucas isn't going to stay in CA:

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A shame.
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Sounds like bullshit and optimism on his part to me. When what money is sent? He doesn't have any and nobody is going to send him money to go back. If he had an easy way out like he claims there he wouldn't be losing his shit trying to get himself committed and wouldn't look so terrified. He's lying about having a way out just like he is lying about why he went there in the first place

at best he hopes someone will just magically send him money and make his fuckup go away
 
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wenttobermuda said:
I find myself thinking in these terms, too. Like I've done, or witnessed something evil, and all my options are evil. But I was only laughing.

At a retard.

Seems Lucas isn't going to stay in CA:

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A shame.
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So, realistically, what options does Pukas has? SSI is federal right? Could he get tugboat money to buy a plane ticket back?
 
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