Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[WonderWino]

What happens first: violence, robbery or both? Taking all bets.

Speaking of which, if he loses his phone he is really, really fucked. Its not like he has anything else to steal

....though someone taking his clothes and leaving him beaten half to shit and running away from skid row bare ass naked would be quite the sight

As shitty of a dude as he is, he's mentally ill and in a really vulnerable position right now.

Whatever happens to lucas he did to himself. He acted like a predator, he took the ticket, he went there hoping to meet a vulnerable young woman he could abuse

He deserves whatever he gets

 

[VoidFace]

It wouldn't surprise me a bit if the real catfish is trying to do lucas harm. Why else set him up to go to LA like this, let alone skid row

But why? I mean I think most, if not all, Wernologists or Kiwis know a cow can only provide milk when it’s alive. As much as he hates all of us: no one here would actually do Lucas harm, at least not physically (we aren’t above poking him with a stick).

I mean...I guess just pure sadism could be an answer, but Lucas is still kind of a niche product. I feel most people don’t know anything about him, so why set him up to get hurt?

I'm not disagreeing with you, I just can’t figure out the motivations. Especially since it sounds like she, or whoever is pulling her strings, was playing the long con and even kicked in some money. Money which, given the poor economy and lack of work for most people, is in short supply.

Could this be personal? And if so, who?

 

[boner_alert]

Sorry, but it's still hard for me to feel sympathy after that video. If someone was to watch that video, not knowing who he was, it's actually eerily terrifying how normal he knows to sound. How he knows how to play the "I'm a homeless man with a mental illness - there's proof of this in my posts if you need."

Except for the couple seconds here and there of him acting normal around people in the middle of his rants, I've never seen him act so... I hate using this word but RELATIVE to everything Lucas is .. sophisticated in terms of manipulation or self awareness and control. Tbh when I heard him say "I've posted about this (mental illness)" .. it made me cringe in disgust, it perfectly painted a picture of exactly what he'd be like after getting caught assaulting a young girl

He's stupid as fuck (I'm still in absolute fucking shock and awe this plan worked so smoothly - the one variable that it hinged on was the depths of a person's stupidity and our boy Lucas, he was the Chosen One) but clearly he has a really strong survivor instinct. I feel like he's the kind to stab his own mom if it came down to his or her survival. We all thought he'd go running to his mom for help but of course, we should've known, he'd do the e-begging/e-demanding that the internet helps him.. just like for the junk food to sustain his gunt. I hope he's smart enough to stay away from skid row and just stay where he is/lay low somewhere isolated til morning

Edit: to correct stupid auto-correcting proposition words

 

[cigarettesalsa]

This is sad. He better hold on to that phone and his charger like grim death.

 

[WonderWino]

But why? I mean I think most, if not all, Wernologists or Kiwis know a cow can only provide milk when it’s alive. As much as he hates all of us: no one here would actually do Lucas harm, at least not physically (we aren’t above poking him with a stick).

I mean...I guess just pure sadism could be an answer, but Lucas is still kind of a niche product. I feel most people don’t know anything about him, so why set him up to get hurt?

I'm not disagreeing with you, I just can’t figure out the motivations. Especially since it sounds like she, or whoever is pulling her strings, was playing the long con and even kicked in some money. Money which, given the poor economy and lack of work for most people, is in short supply.

Could this be personal? And if so, who?

I doubt its personal, anyone who has a reason to do something like this to lucas for personal reasons would have already done it long before now

Its more likely someone who hates him cause hes a creepy pedo and is trying to arrange an incident to get rid of him. Vigilante or something to that effect. At this rate I wouldn't be surprised to see it work. I'm genuinely not confident of lucas's ability to survive a single night in skid row without getting robbed, assaulted and seriously injured if not killed. He has no survival skills or people skills at all. He is doing everything he shouldn't do so far

Regardless, whoever is behind it is doing this for a reason, you don't go out of your way to set up a catfish like that and put money behind getting him there for no reason. There is absolutely a purpose here

 

[denysdemontfort]

Sorry, but it's still hard for me to feel sympathy after that video. If someone was to watch that video, not knowing who he was, it's actually eerily terrifying how normal he knows to sound. How he knows how to play the "I'm a homeless man with a mental illness - there's proof of this in my posts if you need."

Except for the couple seconds here and there of him acting normal around people in the middle of his rants, I've never seen him act so... I hate using this word but RELATIVE to everything Lucas is .. sophisticated in terms of manipulation or self awareness and control. Tbh when I heard him say "I've posted about this (mental illness)" .. it made me cringe in disgust, it perfectly painted a picture of exactly what he'd be like after getting caught assaulting a young girl

He's stupid as fuck (I'm still in absolute fucking shock and awe this plan worked so smoothly - the one variable that it hinged on was the depths of a person's stupidity and our boy Lucas, he was the Chosen One) but clearly he has a really strong survivor instinct. I feel like he's the kind to stab his own mom if it came down to his or her survival. We all thought he'd go running to his mom for help but of course, we should've known, he'd do the e-begging/e-demanding that the internet helps him.. just like for the junk food to sustain his gunt. I hope he's smart enough to stay away from skid row and just stay where he is/lay low somewhere isolated til morning

Edit: to correct stupid auto-correcting proposition words

Yea, you make a valid point. There definitely is some clarity he shows in that video that seems out of sorts with how he usually presents -- I guess I figured it was fear sobering him. Really, I do think he's scum, but I don't want the dude to die because someone couldn't keep their hateboner in their pants.

 

[VoidFace]

Regardless, whoever is behind it is doing this for a reason, you don't go out of your way to set up a catfish like that and put money behind getting him there for no reason. There is absolutely a purpose here

True. I wonder if the homeless kid who keeps ripping Lucas off (Isaac?) is involved.

Probably not, but draining him of all his resources just before this was either a terrible coincidence for Lucas or a great strategy to push him into taking this insane risk and having him be completely fucked when he gets there.

 

[WonderWino]

Sorry, but it's still hard for me to feel sympathy after that video. If someone was to watch that video, not knowing who he was, it's actually eerily terrifying how normal he knows to sound. How he knows how to play the "I'm a homeless man with a mental illness - there's proof of this in my posts if you need."

Except for the couple seconds here and there of him acting normal around people in the middle of his rants, I've never seen him act so... I hate using this word but RELATIVE to everything Lucas is .. sophisticated in terms of manipulation or self awareness and control. Tbh when I heard him say "I've posted about this (mental illness)" .. it made me cringe in disgust, it perfectly painted a picture of exactly what he'd be like after getting caught assaulting a young girl

He's stupid as fuck (I'm still in absolute fucking shock and awe this plan worked so smoothly - the one variable that it hinged on was the depths of a person's stupidity and our boy Lucas, he was the Chosen One) but clearly he has a really strong survivor instinct. I feel like he's the kind to stab his own mom if it came down to his or her survival. We all thought he'd go running to his mom for help but of course, we should've known, he'd do the e-begging/e-demanding that the internet helps him.. just like for the junk food to sustain his gunt. I hope he's smart enough to stay away from skid row and just stay where he is/lay low somewhere isolated til morning

Edit: to correct stupid auto-correcting proposition words

He's a predator and he's manipulative. But irl he is absolute shit at both, which is why he is living the way he is. People see through the act very quickly why is why nobody wants anything to do with him. He was also lying so obviously in that video that it astounded me that he bothered to post it

As for having a strong survival instinct......no. If he did he wouldn't be living in the bus station in winter, wouldn't keep getting booted out of the only places keeping him alive and wouldn't be catfished so easily to california, let alone head to skid row of all places for the night. Just look at his history of nearly freezing to death on the street. He is a dumb as rocks, low functioning predator who honed his manipulation skills on his mother as a kid. Nobody is going to see that video and bail him out if thats what you're thinking. Ten seconds talking to him will put off all kinds of bad vibes from him

True. I wonder if the homeless kid who keeps ripping Lucas off (Isaac?) is involved.

Probably not, but draining him of all his resources just before this was either a terrible coincidence for Lucas or a great strategy to push him into taking this insane risk and having him be completely fucked when he gets there.

If any recent associate of lucas has any reason to do this it would be him, but something about this whole situation still makes me think its that dream chaser loon. That one has set off my red flag instincts more than once and i've very rarely been wrong when it comes to recognizing predators. I'd bet money on her being one and not surprised in the slightest to find out its her behind it. Lets not forget shes the one who shows up at random times talking about him like nothing happened in regards to her lying for months about all these incidents lucas was supposedly involved in with her and people she worked with in spokane.....only for it to get out that she doesn't live there and is on the other side of the country. Shes always had some weird thing going on about him that never made alot of sense and always seemed personal

 

[Rogowski]

I’m still shocked he was even able to make it to California.

It seems with the right motivation Lucas can act right if the right bait is used. Which in this case happens to be throwing away his Democratic Socialist card in order to get saved by millionaires.

He's on his way to Skid Row right now. I kid you not. I can't exactly drop receipts at the moment but yeah.

Pretty much his only option at this point, given the fact that he lured downtown he’s right next to Skid Row. Lucas supposedly called the police when he figured out what happened and LAPD isn’t going to give a fuck about Lucas so most likely they told him to walk his ass down to the shelter. (Imagine being the cop on that call, I wonder if a report will be filed that can be requested by the public?) it makes me wonder if the troll was smart enough to map out the closest fancy hotel to Skid Row.

There definitely is some clarity he shows in that video that seems out of sorts with how he usually presents -- I guess I figured it was fear sobering him.

I heard the troll let the cat out of the bag by calling him pretending to be Mia’s father who informed him that not into did his daughter steal his credit card to buy his ticket but she was also 16. If this is true there is a sobering fear definitely at play.

 

[boner_alert]

I agree with the theory that maybe this person is from Spokane and has seen him skulking around and wanted him gone... we've never really seen him interact with people, young females in particular. We only get Lucas' narrative which is part of the fun around here, shooting the shit and imagining how creepy and weird he was acting to these people in his story. Even knowing this, I remember seeing this one pic, either on some old blog or here, of him standing by a group of girls at the Spokane college, and was not prepared for how creepy it was

He was standing by a group of girls, looking even smellier, dirtier, and fatter than we know him as, hunched over and just staring straight at them from only about a couple feet away (does anyone know the pic Im talking about and do you know who took that pic). Who knows the kind of creepy shit he does and gets away with all the time. I remember in the beginning of one of the Golden USB episodes, when asked what he was doing, apparently he was just at the mall staring at the teen girls because "he's a man! what do you expect" And it was hard to decipher but he also said "I just said/did that to them, I just did that, just now!" when passing some young girls

Plus we don't know the exact circumstances around the Fat Albert bat incident but we do know for sure that it had to do with the fact he had been banned from this club or bar and he was sitting right outside it, presumedly eyefucking every girl who looks under 24, and several people told him to leave (he had admitted to about 5-6 people on the Golden USB, and it sounded like he was getting ready to admit to more but he abruptly changed the topic). If he's willing to just sit there stubbornly as several people scream at him to go, until presumedly it got slightly physical, to force him to move, I bet that wasn't his first night doing that. From all the posts and videos screaming about the clubs and covid, I bet he was just sitting there at the same spots, staring and being a nuisance. I could see someone related to these situations doing this

Edit: @WonderWino really good points. I guess my bar is that low for Lucas that I'm actually shocked that he's wearing a shirt and pants and can walk with alternating steps in his videos

 

[WonderWino]

I heard the troll let the cat out of the bag by calling him pretending to be Mia’s father who informed him that not into did his daughter steal his credit card to buy his ticket but she was also 16. If this is true there is a sobering fear definitely at play.

The funny thing I was half expecting something like that to happen sooner or later - a catfish suddenly replying to him as though they were the girls parent and losing their shit on him claiming shes underage. I'm surprised it hasn't happened sooner

That would definitely explain his eagerness to gtfo of california and his fear. Hes scared shitless he will get busted for crossing state lines to meet a minor and got the ticket illegally. Man if thats what happened he must be damn near shitting himself with fear and paranoia right now

 

[boner_alert]

The funny thing I was half expecting something like that to happen sooner or later - a catfish suddenly replying to him as though they were the girls parent and losing their shit on him claiming shes underage. I'm surprised it hasn't happened sooner

That would definitely explain his eagerness to gtfo of california and his fear. Hes scared shitless he will get busted for crossing state lines to meet a minor and got the ticket illegally. Man if thats what happened he must be damn near shitting himself with fear and paranoia right now

That would explain the "She told me she was 22 and looks 22." Cuz I thought that was weird, but that makes perfect sense in that context

Fucking Christ, he posted another video. Same fucking shit. Agephobia is a problem - https://www.instagram.com/p/CJGIbTNBbQ4/

 

[AbraCadaver]

Cheers, what a lovely morning read this is. I hope he did indeed call the police.

In Spokane: “ALL COPS ARE CLASSIST FUCKING PIGS!!!”

In LA: “Hello, Officer? Can you please come and get me sir, I’m scared and alone and I want my mummy.”

I have a special hatred for people who piss on the police when they’re fine, but run to them the moment there’s trouble. I don’t care if you think the police are evil racist fascists, or brave soldiers holding back the criminal dregs. Just don’t be a cowardly hypocrite.

 

[Sevan Vosgi]

It appears that he somehow had the good sense to stop short of skid row. But I'm not sure exactly where he ended up

 

[WonderWino]

That would explain the "She told me she was 22 and looks 22." Cuz I thought that was weird, but that makes perfect sense in that context

Fucking Christ, he posted another video. Same fucking shit. Agephobia is a problem - https://www.instagram.com/p/CJGIbTNBbQ4/

Sounds like hes starting to lose his shit, look at the way his eyes are moving in the video

and every time he said 'do you see?!' it reminded me of this:

'The zoomer bae changing! do you see! the zoomer bae transformed! do you see!'

 

[Ziltoidia]

But why? I mean I think most, if not all, Wernologists or Kiwis know a cow can only provide milk when it’s alive. As much as he hates all of us: no one here would actually do Lucas harm, at least not physically (we aren’t above poking him with a stick).

I mean...I guess just pure sadism could be an answer, but Lucas is still kind of a niche product. I feel most people don’t know anything about him, so why set him up to get hurt?

I'm not disagreeing with you, I just can’t figure out the motivations. Especially since it sounds like she, or whoever is pulling her strings, was playing the long con and even kicked in some money. Money which, given the poor economy and lack of work for most people, is in short supply.

Could this be personal? And if so, who?

Plot twist - imagine if it's his niece after hearing the creepy voice mails from the daily wern, saying that he loved some girl like he loves his niece,and sought vengeance for him being such a creep.

 

[DeletedSoul]

Sounds like hes starting to lose his shit, look at the way his eyes are moving in the video

and every time he said 'do you see?!' it reminded me of this:

'The zoomer bae changing! do you see! the zoomer bae transformed! do you see!'

The slight voice raising at the end is telling. He'll get louder with each new video, pushing the boundaries until he's rage screaming again.

 

[WonderWino]

The slight voice raising at the end is telling. He'll get louder with each new video, pushing the boundaries until he's rage screaming again.

Come on now, its not rage screaming its klingon love poetry pining for his zoomer bae, and you know what they say - it is among the incel greybeard atheists that love poetry achieves its fullest flower

 

[Sevan Vosgi]

He's telling people someone bought him a Greyhound ticket back to spokane

 

[Krathnami]

Right back to ranting about agephobia