Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[IceQueen]

I'm not under the impression that he's aware of what or where Skid Row is or why you should avoid going there.

This isn't because of the catfish, actually, who has appeared to have disengaged.

I realize I’m late to this part of the convo lol but I wouldn’t be surprised if he has heard that Skid Row is where lots of homeless people hang out so he assumes he’ll find lots of friends and support networks. Jfc lucas you have a damn smart phone, Google it before just going to a random area in a random city.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Dude never misses a beat! Right back to all is usual talking points. Where is the women!?! Give me the women!!! It would be sad if it wasn't so damn funny.

I say this a lot, but the thing that unites every lolcow is that they never learn.

 

[IceQueen]

True. I wonder if the homeless kid who keeps ripping Lucas off (Isaac?) is involved.

Probably not, but draining him of all his resources just before this was either a terrible coincidence for Lucas or a great strategy to push him into taking this insane risk and having him be completely fucked when he gets there.

I doubt it was Isaac. Isaac definitely takes advantage of Lucas... every single month when he gets his money. I don’t think he’d try to run him out of town and if he was going to I’d think he’d wait until the first week of January to get Lucas’ tugboat in a few days. Also I don’t think Isaac would waste $100 on a ticket when he has next to nothing himself.

Plot twist - imagine if it's his niece after hearing the creepy voice mails from the daily wern, saying that he loved some girl like he loves his niece,and sought vengeance for him being such a creep.

LMAO wow I actually would support this. I don’t support what was done to Lucas, unless it was done by someone he very well may have ACTUALLY abused.

 

[Trainwreck]

Wonder why he has two phone numbers?

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[IceQueen]

Greyhound tickets from LA to Spokane are like twice as expensive as the plane ticket that got him down there right now.

Yeah that part is confusing to me... a plane ticket to Spokane from LA should be cheaper than vice versa, was the extra $100 really worth it to someone to make Lucas suffer the bus trip?

 

[LeeLoo]

He's back on IG bleating about mean people.

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I can’t stand the sight of his disproportionately huge, bloated face. God I hope the Texas savior is another catfish sending him to southern most point in CA.

 

[IceQueen]

Who the goddamn hell bought this slimy piece of shit a $250 train ticket back home

Somehow this entire saga ended in anticlimactic disappointment. Just the same repetitive Lucas agephobia shit

On the bright side, if that really did happen and he’ll be taking a bus home soon, I feel like that will be fun to watch too. I’m in Alaska, so I don’t have much experience with buses in the lower 48; how long will that trip take?

 

[wenttobermuda]

How delusional do you have to be to believe that you can succeed where Lord knows how many therapists have failed and fix Lucas?

Some folks have an affinity for broken things. It's not the fixing that matters, it's the being depended on. Such folks make excellent romantic partners, especially if you're an addict or have a personality disorder.

Wonder why he has two phone numbers?

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Those aren't his, but rather the numbers of his catfish.

Lucas believes they can be used to track down the catfish.

 

[IceQueen]

I like to think the real reason they catfished Lucas was to TCAP him. Given he was meeting an alleged 16 y/o, yeah I know he claims 22 but all the creeps who get caught do that shit, and we've already seen he's more than willing to fuck a minor if he thinks he can get away with it. Lucas going across the country to meet a teen for sex certainly wouldn't go down well with authorities. I suspect they bailed at the last minute hence the child name and didn't suspect him to be this retarded initially. Shame he'll be back to terrorize Spokane on Wednesday. Leaving him in Cali would have been a better choice. What I'd give to see another Chris Hansen video about Lucas mentioning getting tricked by a decoy into going to California to meet a minor for sex. He'd never live it down, especially from Hansen

I’m happy he isn’t staying in Cali for a few reasons... 1) SCC part 2, hopefully. 2) In Cali I think he’s way more likely to be arrested, committed, or wind up dead. If none of those things were to happen, he’d be too busy trying to survive to do the shit he normally does — he’s proven that he can behave somewhat normally if he has to. Maybe going to LA was just what was needed to kick off some more content?

 

[Trainwreck]

Lucas believes they can be used to track down the catfish.

Ah, that makes sense. I totally read it wrong.

On the bright side, if that really did happen and he’ll be taking a bus home soon, I feel like that will be fun to watch too. I’m in Alaska, so I don’t have much experience with buses in the lower 48; how long will that trip take?

It would take about a day and a half.

 

[IceQueen]

If someone was able to catfish him to the other side of the country. I wonder how long before he gets tricked into going overseas with a free plane ticket, he has mentioned wanting to go to Denmark before so maybe that'll be the next place The Wern gets shipped to. I hope whichever edgelord managed this waits a good few month before trying this again. Idc about not fucking with Lucas, he has literally no redeeming qualities, and this was hilarious. The only downside is he managed to go back to Spokane within 2 day and didn't suffer for his stupidity and horrible behavior. Kinda hoped someone would chase him off before he left at least. He'll learn absolutely nothing from this incident, which might be the best thing since he'll probably be just as gullible for the next cross-state catfish. Kinda suspect a parent would help a proven pedophile though. Maybe it actually was Myra and Lucas somehow got lucky but didn't want to admit begging his mom for help

To be fair, Washington to California is not “the other side of the country”. There’s only one state between WA and CA and while he definitely covered a lot of miles between Spokane and LA, he just went down the west coast a bit. The other side of the country would have been somewhere like New York, Florida, even Chicago, and I’m not confident he would have gone that far (he might have, but the fact that he’s not sobbing and screaming in the videos explaining how he got trolled tells me he likely knew it was a possibility).

Plus, he would need a passport to leave the country, which I highly doubt he has, and getting a passport takes some time and effort that I don’t think he would do.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Thanks for fucking up the Hollywern saga, anon ticket-buyer.

OTOH Lucas will be spending his Christmas on a two day bus ride, so that’s fun. Maybe that was the point? Instead of freezing to death in Spokane on Christmas Eve, he’ll be all toasty and snuggled into a nice warm bus seat, surrounded by a merry band of junkies and loons. Perhaps buying a bus ticket instead of a less expensive plane ticket was out of mercy.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

He's back on IG bleating about mean people.

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He's back to making those stupid faces that make me wish he would play in traffic.

 

[My autism is frightening]

On the bright side, if that really did happen and he’ll be taking a bus home soon, I feel like that will be fun to watch too. I’m in Alaska, so I don’t have much experience with buses in the lower 48; how long will that trip take?

It will take about two days. And I guarantee it won't be fun

 

[dingobaby]

At least there is always the chance he will heavy-breathe up some covid on the bus back

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

. I don't have IG, they force you to log in to see anything nowadays, and no one's posted the actual video.

Guys, can you start bringing the videos over from Instagram? You are supposed to be archiving this stuff.

I am here to say basically this. I don’t have accounts for any social media and I don’t create sock accounts because that’s still having an account. This thread is the sole and only place I get my Wern info. If anyone can mirror these vids for us over on this thread it would be much appreciated and thanks to those who have been doing this for us who study Wernology.

My only two cents on this latest catfish is damn the person who bought him a ticket back to Spokane. He is never going to learn shit by being bailed out like that so quickly.

 

[boner_alert]

On the bright side, if that really did happen and he’ll be taking a bus home soon, I feel like that will be fun to watch too. I’m in Alaska, so I don’t have much experience with buses in the lower 48; how long will that trip take?

I'm being a petty bitch but not seeing much of a bright side if he specifically requested a bus. Just one more thing he was able to get by shoving his bloated face into the camera and spitting demanding something he feels entitled to have (pizza, gallons of soda..) or help him out of a situation he got himself into

In terms of how long the trip will be, I think we may be thinking about this the wrong way. We all have lives and homes and hobbies that aren't narrowly scoped to finding an underaged girl to mentally torment into being a mommy girlfriend. He has nothing but time and he's riding a bus to nowhere. He may be going back "home" to Spokane but where's home exactly? He can't even get into a shelter. So I'm sure the idea of a very long bus ride, where he is warm and literally doing nothing but sitting, has access to a plug and wifi, and pit stops at gas station for food, is a luxurious vacation

 

[ThomasAudley]

It will take about two days. And I guarantee it won't be fun

It won't be fun for normal people like us that spend working hours to deride mentally ill bums on the internet, but Greyhound is full of unwashed psychos like Lucas, so he'll likely feel right at home. Maybe he can eyefuck a runaway teenager for a few hours on the bus too, or try to pick up a stray at the bus station. Also LOL at Lucas being so stupid to live out of a bus station and call a Greyhound a train!

Got pre-empted by @boner_alert above on this one.

 

[VoidFace]

Ok so I just noticed something and it’s probably nothing, but I thought I’d point it out.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Agreed this bus ride will end up being a fun experience for Lucas (if he's not getting trolled again). It's like how Lucas wants to be in a mental hospital. It's a far better life for him than anything he can do, which is difficult for us to relate to.

I'd recommend people stop wasting money on Lucas and lolcows in general, but some will never learn to watch from a distance.