Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[LeeLoo]

Couldn’t have said it better

 

[boner_alert]

Ok so I just noticed something and it’s probably nothing, but I thought I’d point it out.

It could be that in the videos that say LA, his phone was able to connect to a free wifi, and the one that says Spokane, IG is using the device's location which was still cached as Spokane

Because, what the fuck. No way Lucas is having us on

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Couldn’t have said it better

Wait until Lucas rants about his spermatozoa later today to really put things in perspective.

 

[Pump Meat]

Spent my lunch break rapidly stuffing my face and catching up on the thread. Very pleased Lucas didn't try to camp out in Skid Row, but I'm still shocked he took the bait and flew to California

I don't even know what to make of any of this. Did he insist on a bus ticket? I wonder if the flight was stressful for him and he didn't want to to experience it again. Maybe he doesn't fit comfortably in a single seat or the bathrooms are too small for him to use comfortably.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Wait until Lucas rants about his spermatozoa later today to really put things in perspective.

Or his excuse to be a paedo teleomerase.

 

[Wernology]

I am here to say basically this. I don’t have accounts for any social media and I don’t create sock accounts because that’s still having an account. This thread is the sole and only place I get my Wern info. If anyone can mirror these vids for us over on this thread it would be much appreciated and thanks to those who have been doing this for us who study Wernology.

My only two cents on this latest catfish is damn the person who bought him a ticket back to Spokane. He is never going to learn shit by being bailed out like that so quickly.

Unlike Lucas, I have a job.

That's why most of my uploading is done in the evening.

 

[PrincessKidana]

I took some time away from Lucas because, well, to be honest... his entire life is fucking depressing. But it looks like I came back just in time because as much as I am against catfishing and messing with mentally ill people, I am amused by this whole situation.

This shit is gold.

 

[mero]

Christ on a bike, I take a day off Lucaswatch and this shit happens.

I was going to propose that maybe he bought his own tickets. He does occasionally mention that he has some small savings (usually when he's offering steaks for pussy) and with his "I hear voices" shit I thought maybe he tricked himself into thinking he was meeting up with a Gen Z Bae, then panicked and used the last of it to go straight back home.

But that idea went out the window when I saw that someone got him an Uber to the Carlton. I just don't believe he'd have the organisational skills to find it's address and get the Uber, especially if it's being fuelled by some formed of diagnosable batshittery.

 

[mothman96]

Comments:

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

I foolishly thought Lucas would at least bring $100-200 with him so he could take a plane trip back. Even if this Mia was real, did he really think he'd just move to CA with no problems? His SSI, EBT, etc... would come along with him, no questions asked?

Lucas seriously does need to be in a group home. He can't adult. If Lucas wasn't a lolcow with a small following, he'd die soon in California. He'll likely still die soon in a horrible way unless he has constant supervision.

 

[Da Dude123]

LMAO on this comment! "A good decent man". Oh, that's rich! Lucas is a big sped who is a drain on society.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

He does occasionally mention that he has some small savings (usually when he's offering steaks for pussy)

Those savings are only in existence because his payee is legally required to put $100 a month away for housing.

 

[Da Dude123]

I foolishly thought Lucas would at least bring $100-200 with him so he could take a plane trip back. Even if this Mia was real, did he really think he'd just move to CA with no problems? His SSI, EBT, etc... would come along with him, no questions asked?

Lucas seriously does need to be in a group home. He can't adult. If Lucas wasn't a lolcow with a small following, he'd die soon in California. He'll likely still die soon in a horrible way unless he has constant supervision.

Yeah, he has zero ability to plan ahead and thinks zero of the future. But he would be such a great dad, he wants you to believe. He is so exceptional and does need 24 supervision. A sped home is where he should be.

 

[mero]

Those savings are only in existence because his payee is legally required to put $100 a month away for housing.

So he doesn't have access to those savings? That adds a layer of lol to his older videos for me. I don't know how this stuff works, I thought he meant separate from his living allowance

 

[mothman96]

I foolishly thought Lucas would at least bring $100-200 with him so he could take a plane trip back. Even if this Mia was real, did he really think he'd just move to CA with no problems? His SSI, EBT, etc... would come along with him, no questions asked?

Lucas seriously does need to be in a group home. He can't adult. If Lucas wasn't a lolcow with a small following, he'd die soon in California. He'll likely still die soon in a horrible way unless he has constant supervision.

In one of his videos he said he gets a check every Monday. Monday before he left for California he would have gone to see his payee for his weekly check so I don't believe he went to LA with no cash in his pocket. There is also his IG comment where it looks like he had it all set up to get sent money if he needed to make it back to Spokane.

 

[teleméres69]

Should have made it to Olympia and given him the ultimatum: you can stay in skid row, or go back to Olympia with Dan Campbell. Your choice creep

Yeah that part is confusing to me... a plane ticket to Spokane from LA should be cheaper than vice versa, was the extra $100 really worth it to someone to make Lucas suffer the bus trip?

Catfish should have paid for a bus journey for Lucas. Make the fat bastard take a day and a half to get to Cali to find it's not in the cards for him

It will take about two days. And I guarantee it won't be fun

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

So he doesn't have access to those savings?

To the best of my knowledge, no. I'm not a seasoned student of Wernology so I can't say whether that's definitely true, though.

 

[cheesycukes]

From SOFALAW

 

[Quiet Dignity]

Anyone else reckon Goldy is the catfish?

• He's repeatedly demonstrated he's willing to spend money on Lucas
• He kind of arrived out of nowhere onto the Lucas scene (lol) and if you remember, was widely derided as a clouthound in the earlier days of Golden USB
• His reason for 'bowing out' is sus af:

I doubt I'll be able to make many LA Wernologist friends so enjoy this last contribution of mine.

Hey no offence if it's not you Goldy

 

[Jeremiah the Bullfrog]

I’ve been refreshing this thread like a motherfucker.

Christmas miracles do happen, This has been a shit year but Lucas in California has me absolutely giddy.

edit: I also bet $100 he ruins his mother’s holiday. I don’t see him doing anything else other than beg her for help once it’s sunk in that he’s been tricked.

Anyone else reckon Goldy is the catfish?

• He's repeatedly demonstrated he's willing to spend money on Lucas
• He kind of arrived out of nowhere onto the Lucas scene (lol) and if you remember, was widely derided as a clouthound in the earlier days of Golden USB
• His reason for 'bowing out' is sus af:

Hey no offence if it's not you Goldy

I spoke with the catfish last night. It isn’t Goldy.