To be able to teach economics, you would first have to understand economics, and you're a fucking commie, so there's no danger of that, because "Communist Economic Theory" revolves entirely around establishing the minimum number of calories required for you to do back-breaking, humiliating labour for the good of the Party, unless you happen to be pretty enough that a ranking member of the Party decides you're worth having as a mistress.
And you, dear Bri-the-beekeeper, are definitely not pretty enough to get that lucky. But At least you'll lose some of that pudge your heretofore privileged life has permitted you to pack on, you mediocre hambeast.