So he literally has zero money?
Because when I took a relatively small Greyhound trip, from Houston to Dallas, I remember the bus stopping at a large Truck Stop-type place (Total OT but it was called Buc-ee's, and it was pretty much truckstop heaven. If you're ever on that stretch of road, I highly recommend!) to let everybody use the bathroom and possibly grab a soda or a snack.
The worst part about that trip was that the Greyhound stunk, but it wasn't too unpleasant. I think I just read a book or played on my phone.
Anyway, I really would be curious to know whether he didn't come to LA with any funds at all. That is nuts irresponsible.
I mean, at least keep a folded hundred or a folded 20 in your wallet for emergencies, dude?
Also: I second the call for no one getting him food.
Trying to troll Lucas to an early diabetic grave with junk food is as stupid an idea as thinking you're trolling OPL when you're buying the merchandise he produces, or giving him money in any other way.
Lucas needs to lose weight, a few hours of not eating isn't going to kill him, especially if he falls asleep on the bus which he probably will.
I remember the Greyhound seats being relatively comfortable, as long as you didn't get one with hobo stank all over it, but Lucas probably won't be able to notice that through his Swamp Thing.
Poor seat.
Edit: after reading that SOFALAW post, I completely agree.
In retrospect, Lucas is going to look at this as what it was. A paid vacation.
Once he calmed down a bit, he seemed to enjoy LA, at least a piece of it that he saw, and the fact that we know he got two orders of nachos, he may have stayed in a hotel, he flew there, which I always find fun at least, I mean an airplane trip, and he got bussed back, and it was all on the dime of the people who are supposedly his haters?
Yeah, something's wrong with this picture...
