Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Narr Then]

The location made me chuckle

 

[mothman96]

That's a good point, I guess. I wonder if he's even been to Seattle, or at least in recent times.


In other news, Lucas posted a 2 minute silent video of flat-ass Central Valley views. Boring as hell. But it looks like maybe he got some new shorts.
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I think I've seen him in those shorts before. And he's wearing shorts heading to Spokane where the temp. is in the 30's. Is he planning to change back into his 1 pair of jeans which must be really, really rank by now before he lands in Spokane.

 

[cigarettesalsa]

This dude is going to take a huge shit on the dog

 

[Rogowski]

But it looks like maybe he got some new shorts.
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Lucas is dressed to the nines as usual. It’s hilarious he felt it was completely acceptable to dress like a literal hobo and hadn’t showered in weeks before he met the millionaire girl of his dreams who was going to save him.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

The location made me chuckle
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I dont know, one could claim the fact that The Wern has not had a teenage sex slave to brutalize is proof that there is a just God above

 

[teleméres69]

Not that hard to believe with how much of a joke the group is, nor that women are the ones having thoughts about whether or not to enable him

Believe it or not, in SOFALAW there’s a number of women having existential crises over whether it’s right to laugh at Lucas for this.

I’m really curious if in the highly unlikely scenario that one day Lucas has a kid, what if a catfish lured him out of his safe space while he had custody of the child? Would Lucas go chasing after poonaner with his kid in tow?

He pussies out around authority figures, especially men, usually he only acts out around women or people he sees as vulnerable. Can easily see him not having the balls to do the shit he gloats about when he's in the scenario. He always makes up excuses why he hasn't be able to 'swoop' a zoomer

Someone just told me they called SCC and got in contact with the security guards:
-Multiple reports already on him
-He behaves on the campus that's why they let him but they keep a close eye on him
-The person sent the security guard his Instagram and they also keep a close eye on that now (maybe they'll become new Wernologists?)

"the security guards said it was bizarre that this guys is kind of internet famous and agreed this is how people like school shooters act, so they do take it seriously. He just hasn't actually made a specific threat or done anything on campus."

Most likely freaks taking care of their own. Kinda worrying one has children under their care, allegedly. Some women are real psychos I suppose

I suspect it goes beyond 'idiots trying to fix someone who can't be fixed' and more toward other creeps enabling him because creeps and pedos look after their own kind of thing. Nobody who follows him for any length of time could possibly not know enough about his history and behavior to actually believe his bullshit. It has to be a fellow creeper

Lucas getting tricked into going to hotels would make for interesting content if they're not done too frequently. Hopefully the one good thing to come from the enabling is he isn't as paranoid about being catfished out of Spokane since he'll get bailed out each time anyway

You know what would be hilarious?

If whoever "tried" to book him a room knew they'd require a card present, didn't tell him, let him get all the way to yet another hotel, then feigned surprise when it didn't work.

I doubt he'd fall for another Ritz scenario, but he'd definitely be dumb enough to fall for it with a cheaper hotel.

It's almost tempting to try that out when he's back in Spokane, though it'd be easier just to fake a screenshot of an alleged reservation.

Kinda surprised his legs are not chunkier with how fat he is. Guess his gourd head and gut store it all away

That's a good point, I guess. I wonder if he's even been to Seattle, or at least in recent times.


In other news, Lucas posted a 2 minute silent video of flat-ass Central Valley views. Boring as hell. But it looks like maybe he got some new shorts.
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[BowlOfDick]

Someone needs to point out to Lucas that he’s been saying ‘8 years’ for over a year now

 

[WonderWino]

I think I've seen him in those shorts before. And he's wearing shorts heading to Spokane where the temp. is in the 30's. Is he planning to change back into his 1 pair of jeans which must be really, really rank by now before he lands in Spokane.

Twist ending: he hasn't thought that far ahead, gets to freezing cold spokane in shorts, and having no place to stay, tries to change out of his shorts and into jeans standing on the street corner, only to get busted for indecent exposure

I mean thats all spokane needs - lucas taking his pants off on a street corner in the middle of winter for all to see

This dude is going to take a huge shit on the dog

a huge nacho shit no less

So with all lucas's hobo adventures and now a trip through two different states i'm starting to think this should be lucas's new official theme song

 

[mothman96]

Lucas is dressed to the nines as usual. It’s hilarious he felt it was completely acceptable to dress like a literal hobo and hadn’t showered in weeks before he met the millionaire girl of his dreams who was going to save him.

Wait, millionaire. Further explains why the "anti-capitalist" rutting animal brain Freak wasn't about to pass up the trip. Pussy, a juicy womb and he was going to live in millionaire luxury.

 

[Wernology]

Twist ending: he hasn't thought that far ahead, gets to freezing cold spokane in shorts, and having no place to stay, tries to change out of his shorts and into jeans standing on the street corner, only to get busted for indecent exposure

I mean thats all spokane needs - lucas taking his pants off on a street corner in the middle of winter for all to see

How would they be able to tell, considering the size of his massive gut relative to the size of his shrinky dink (which would only get smaller in 30F weather)?

 

[Da Dude123]

Wait, millionaire. Further explains why the "anti-capitalist" rutting animal brain Freak wasn't about to pass up the trip. Pussy, a juicy womb and he was going to live in millionaire luxury.

Millionaire? Is that what he was told? Lucas truly has a high opinion of himself if he believes a girl from a million dollar family would want him to come live with her.

Girls like that would not touch a guy like him with a ten foot pole. The girl in the picture wasn't a 10, but I thought she was attractive. Way way too attractive for a shitty ragman like Dr. nigga Wern. Lucas is so bottom of the barrel and he thinks he is a top shelf guy and he just believes all these women are socialists, therefore, they should have a dating preference for hobos. He refuses to see things differently, no matter how many times he is proven wrong.

 

[WonderWino]

Wait, millionaire. Further explains why the "anti-capitalist" rutting animal brain Freak wasn't about to pass up the trip. Pussy, a juicy womb and he was going to live in millionaire luxury.

Ironically thats the same bullshit he fell for with that catfish posing as a rich teen girl who he couldn't figure out if he had proposed to or not, that he thought was going to get him a suit, marry him and take him shopping in london a few years back. I mean can you imagine how lucas would behave around some posh upper class british aristocrats at a dinner party? Now that would be a sight worth paying for. He would eat everything in sight in full pig mode, burping and farting and screeching at anyone who looked at him funny or said anything about it, all while reeking of hobo

For a supposed far left wing who hates the rich he sure jumps on those millionaire zoomer baes who claim to offer him a rich lifestyle as fast as he can. which tells you not only is he a greedy pig who has no real political convictions beyond 'I want what will give me the most gibs' but he isn't as ok with being a hobo as he claims he is or he wouldn't be so easily drawn to those kinds of offers

 

[Narr Then]

I could quite happily go the rest of my life without seeing those pasty pins again. I've got residual shudders just seeing you all talk about his shorts.
And the filth on those jacket cuffs...

 

[Nobleman]

Not that hard to believe with how much of a joke the group is, nor that women are the ones having thoughts about whether or not to enable him


He pussies out around authority figures, especially men, usually he only acts out around women or people he sees as vulnerable. Can easily see him not having the balls to do the shit he gloats about when he's in the scenario. He always makes up excuses why he hasn't be able to 'swoop' a zoomer


Most likely freaks taking care of their own. Kinda worrying one has children under their care, allegedly. Some women are real psychos I suppose


Lucas getting tricked into going to hotels would make for interesting content if they're not done too frequently. Hopefully the one good thing to come from the enabling is he isn't as paranoid about being catfished out of Spokane since he'll get bailed out each time anyway


Kinda surprised his legs are not chunkier with how fat he is. Guess his gourd head and gut store it all away

Well, the issue here is that we can test how much the enablers can spend to get him back to Spokane. There are plenty of nations that are cheap to get to but are extremely expensive to leave right away such as Turkey, Guatemala, etc. If we can somehow get the Wern to obtain a passport, and pool our resources we could have a lot of fun with this.

 

[WonderWino]

Well, the issue here is that we can test how much the enablers can spend to get him back to Spokane. There are plenty of nations that are cheap to get to but are extremely expensive to leave right away such as Turkey, Guatemala, etc. If we can somehow get the Wern to obtain a passport, and pool our resources we could have a lot of fun with this.

......Ukrainian mail order zoomer bae bride saga when? I can absolutely see lucas falling for one of those, spending weeks talking to 'her' without demanding video chats, etc.. and then going to meet her and her family in the ukraine and bring her back. Those situations are tailor made for idiots like lucas and the meeting stuff follows the same pattern he does

Lucas wandering around kiev, unable to communicate with anybody and having no idea how to get around or do anything would be hilarious

 

[Narr Then]

Ironically thats the same bullshit he fell for with that catfish posing as a rich teen girl who he couldn't figure out if he had proposed to or not, that he thought was going to get him a suit, marry him and take him shopping in london a few years back. I mean can you imagine how lucas would behave around some posh upper class british aristocrats at a dinner party? Now that would be a sight worth paying for. He would eat everything in sight in full pig mode, burping and farting and screeching at anyone who looked at him funny or said anything about it, all while reeking of hobo

For a supposed far left wing who hates the rich he sure jumps on those millionaire zoomer baes who claim to offer him a rich lifestyle as fast as he can. which tells you not only is he a greedy pig who has no real political convictions beyond 'I want what will give me the most gibs' but he isn't as ok with being a hobo as he claims he is or he wouldn't be so easily drawn to those kinds of offers

Even us common as muck British lefties would tell him to get t'fuck.

 

[Wernology]

Tonight is a fun night.

 

[VoidFace]

Tonight is a fun night.

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Yeah, a coward with T-Rex arms is going to “punch your lights out.”

 

[Fecunt]

I got to thinking, is it independently confirmed that it’s actually a woman who has been sending nachos, attempting hotel bookings, buying bus tickets, etc? Could it be either:

a) just Myrna breaking down at his desperate situation and also not wanting him to get much closer to her; or

b) just some other incel pedo dude or another male in a situation similar to Goldaor, and in either case he’s presenting it to the world that women aren’t universally repulsed by him in the thoughts that it will encourage other women to take care of him?

 

[Trainwreck]

Tonight is a fun night.

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I'll be your stand in a kick his ass given your distance. That fat, doughy fuck wouldn't have a chance against a middle schooler, let alone a grown ass adult.