Diseased Neo-Pagans / Witches on the Internet / Witchblr - SMT IRL, but with fatties

[Wyzzerd]

All I want is one of them to cast a fireball spell, it's not hard, quite fun, and a great trick at festivals.

The ensuing self immolation is negligible.

 

[NoReturn]

All I want is one of them to cast a fireball spell, it's not hard, quite fun, and a great trick at festivals.

The ensuing self immolation is negligible.

Fireball is easy if you're a techromancer:

 

[The-Mad-Asshatter]

Oh fuck yeah.

Honestly I'm willing to do some reading so if she wants to make an account and PM me I'm down, or screenshot with a response. Please, educate me. But so far all I've seen is this witchblr stuff being a mockery of what some people take seriously or was just made up by Gardener or Crowley.

Definitely it's mockery but it's also gross ignorance too of customs and history. I remember the ass-spergling by them about whether or not white people should use white sage or smudging for their witchcraft, yet fail to grasp that smudging and white sage where used for religious purposes by Native people, not for witchcraft. In fact, what I had read of the Shawnee, they hated witches and any Shawnee male was just about duty bound to kill any witch they came across. Shawnee Witches were believed to keep pieces of the evil World or Horned Serpent in their medicine bags, and these parts were secretly passed down from mother to daughter, and to be used to allow them to do some really bad stuff.

Also about the 'closed' cultural stuff: a lot of whites were taken as captives and of these, there were many that were even adopted into Native families and ritually 'washed' free of their 'whiteness.' No doubt many of these were taught about the Great Spirit, the folk stories, Grandfather Spirits, and the religious ceremonies and sacred plants uses. They would have been taught how to smudge and how to use white sage, even using tobacco.

These 'witches' have no clue or understanding of Native practice. It's so easy to just pick up a few books from the library or Kindle and read up about them, I will even recommend a few books, several that had been written by Native authors.

'Legends of the Delaware Indians and Picture Writing' by Richard C. Adams. He was a Delaware (Lenape) Indian.

'The Grandfathers Speak: Native American Folk Tales of the Lenape People' by Hitakonanu'laxk (Tree Beard) is also Lenape.

The information I got about the Shawnee was from reading about Tecumseh and his Prophet brother.

What is sad is they are almost conflating Native religious practices with witchcraft, just in the way they talk and act about it. I think this would likely be considered grossly offensive, especially in the way witchcraft was viewed.

 

[fuzzyrodent85]

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How can people attack you magickally if they only know you online? I mean, I'm assuming that's the situation because how many spellcasters can she call out locally? From my understanding you need a personal connection for a good curse like hair clippings or at least a picture.


Anyone have a name for this guy that pertains to paganism? My suggestion is Astral Rape.


Maybe their soulmate is @Meth Until Death, he loves witches.

 

[NoReturn]

Definitely it's mockery but it's also gross ignorance too of customs and history. I remember the ass-spergling by them about whether or not white people should use white sage or smudging for their witchcraft, yet fail to grasp that smudging and white sage where used for religious purposes by Native people, not for witchcraft. In fact, what I had read of the Shawnee, they hated witches and any Shawnee male was just about duty bound to kill any witch they came across. Shawnee Witches were believed to keep pieces of the evil World or Horned Serpent in their medicine bags, and these parts were secretly passed down from mother to daughter, and to be used to allow them to do some really bad stuff.

Also about the 'closed' cultural stuff: a lot of whites were taken as captives and of these, there were many that were even adopted into Native families and ritually 'washed' free of their 'whiteness.' No doubt many of these were taught about the Great Spirit, the folk stories, Grandfather Spirits, and the religious ceremonies and sacred plants uses. They would have been taught how to smudge and how to use white sage, even using tobacco.

These 'witches' have no clue or understanding of Native practice. It's so easy to just pick up a few books from the library or Kindle and read up about them, I will even recommend a few books, several that had been written by Native authors.

'Legends of the Delaware Indians and Picture Writing' by Richard C. Adams. He was a Delaware (Lenape) Indian.

'The Grandfathers Speak: Native American Folk Tales of the Lenape People' by Hitakonanu'laxk (Tree Beard) is also Lenape.

The information I got about the Shawnee was from reading about Tecumseh and his Prophet brother.

What is sad is they are almost conflating Native religious practices with witchcraft, just in the way they talk and act about it. I think this would likely be considered grossly offensive, especially in the way witchcraft was viewed.

That is a very good point.
For all the hating on Christianity we see online, they're doing the exact same things the church did for centuries of equating any non-Christian spiritual practice with magic and witchcraft.

 

[The-Mad-Asshatter]

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Dear AeyviDaro,

People don't hate you, but you don't seem to see, that by playing with spells you are not really free

You are messing with forces that you don't understand
That will end you through accidents, drug abuse or death by your hand

For they hate you utterly and are not your friend, for when they are done with you, your life they may end

For the Christianity and the God that you want to despise,
calls them demons, fallen angels and the Father of Lies

For their goal for you is to have you in Hell
To do this they'll put you under their spell

For you and mankind are why God came to Earth
Your soul and being are of infinite worth

Jesus loves you and you must see,
That He did die for you and me

And I wrote this to state the matter

And love and Merry Christmas from the Mad Asshatter

 

[Android raptor]

For the bored white girl I mean boy looking for a name, how about...

Bob
Frank
Braixlyyn
Printhess
Sex dwarf
Moon Unit
D'shawnquarious
Fujoshita
Enoby

 

[Troonologist PhD]

Definitely it's mockery but it's also gross ignorance too of customs and history. I remember the ass-spergling by them about whether or not white people should use white sage or smudging for their witchcraft, yet fail to grasp that smudging and white sage where used for religious purposes by Native people, not for witchcraft. In fact, what I had read of the Shawnee, they hated witches and any Shawnee male was just about duty bound to kill any witch they came across. Shawnee Witches were believed to keep pieces of the evil World or Horned Serpent in their medicine bags, and these parts were secretly passed down from mother to daughter, and to be used to allow them to do some really bad stuff.

Also about the 'closed' cultural stuff: a lot of whites were taken as captives and of these, there were many that were even adopted into Native families and ritually 'washed' free of their 'whiteness.' No doubt many of these were taught about the Great Spirit, the folk stories, Grandfather Spirits, and the religious ceremonies and sacred plants uses. They would have been taught how to smudge and how to use white sage, even using tobacco.

These 'witches' have no clue or understanding of Native practice. It's so easy to just pick up a few books from the library or Kindle and read up about them, I will even recommend a few books, several that had been written by Native authors.

'Legends of the Delaware Indians and Picture Writing' by Richard C. Adams. He was a Delaware (Lenape) Indian.

'The Grandfathers Speak: Native American Folk Tales of the Lenape People' by Hitakonanu'laxk (Tree Beard) is also Lenape.

The information I got about the Shawnee was from reading about Tecumseh and his Prophet brother.

What is sad is they are almost conflating Native religious practices with witchcraft, just in the way they talk and act about it. I think this would likely be considered grossly offensive, especially in the way witchcraft was viewed.

They seem to be unaware that witchcraft generally means “black/dark/evil magic” in pre-Romantic times and when you translate it to another language. Good magic users would’ve been called wizards (which was originally and technically still is a gender neutral word), enchanter, magician, healer, cunning (wo)man, etc. Natives specifically use the term medicine (wo)man and reject the term shaman.

Witches only gained a positive connotation in the Romantic era when the Romantic writers thought midwives and folk healers were the ones being accused of witchcraft. The Wizard of Oz was the first work of fiction to feature good witches. The most plausible explanation I’ve heard for where the word witch comes from is that it shares the same origin with wicked and wicker, meaning “bent, twisted, crooked.”

For the boy asking for a magical name, don’t. That’s not how magical names/“shadow names” are supposed to work. Another magician simply knowing your name gives them power over you, so allowing them to actually name you is granting some rando magician stupid amounts of power over you and just assuming they won’t use it to enslave you.

They really don’t know their own “craft.” Keeping vital information hidden from other magicians is one of the most important things to do. It’s called “occult” for a reason.

 

[Android raptor]

Let's be real, the fakeboi wanting a name is probably just gonna end up calling herself Aiden, Elliot, or Oliver or naming herself after an anime or whatever character she likes like fakebois always do

Also of course she tagged it mlm

 

[NoReturn]

Another magician simply knowing your name gives them power over you, so allowing them to actually name you is granting some rando magician stupid amounts of power over you and just assuming they won’t use it to enslave you.

Oh ho. It gets even worse than that my friend.
To go back to my "true name" spergout earlier, if you name something (in a magical way), you can determine its destiny and powers. So you theoretically could put a permanent handicap or curse on someone based on what name you give them.
Leave it up to me I'd name the kid Tristan. She's heading that way anyway.

 

[fuzzyrodent85]

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Non abrahamic religious people still do bad things though, like the ethnic cleansing in Myanmar.


If you use cursing oil as lube, would your penis fall off?


Imagine the smell of her studio.


Angie could use this.

 

[Troonologist PhD]

Let's be real, the fakeboi wanting a name is probably just gonna end up calling herself Aiden, Elliot, or Oliver or naming herself after an anime or whatever character she likes like fakebois always do

Also of course she tagged it mlm

At least call themselves Morcant or Spriggan or something.

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Non abrahamic religious people still do bad things though, like the ethnic cleansing in Myanmar.

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If you use cursing oil as lube, would your penis fall off?

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Imagine the smell of her studio.

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Angie could use this.

She says “anti-Satanic” as if that’s not an objectively good thing.

 

[NoReturn]

Angie could use this.

It worked!

 

[The-Mad-Asshatter]

She says “anti-Satanic” as if that’s not an objectively good thing.

Coming from a former Anton Levayan(sp) Satanist, it's a very objectively good thing.

And that was just the atheistic form of it, where self is worshipped and Satan isn't really believed to exist.

If this person is worshiping Satan...

They will find out the hard way how real he really is, and it won't be pretty.

 

[Daughter of Cernunnos]

Witch groups like this remind me of witchblr.

 

[fuzzyrodent85]

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I can think of a few reasons someone can dislike homosexuals and still be an okay person. For example, a parent in Saudi Arabia probably wouldn't want their child to be gay because you can be killed for it there.


We have been pretty nice so far. There hasn't even been any doxing in this thread.


Is your intention to have sex with Mike Wazowski next month?


I feel really bad for this guy. He sounds like he has some kind of mental illness. Thinking that all Democrats rape children isn't a "common sentiment even in a liberal city". If this is even real, it sounds fake, I hope he gets help.


If you had a best friend post a picture wearing an "antifascist witch" button what would you do?

 

[NoReturn]

We have been pretty nice so far. There hasn't even been any doxing in this thread.

Way to bury the lead on getting Angie's instagram account, Fuzzy.
The woman of the hour:

She's married to a dude named Clayton, and they used to go hiking a lot but I guess it's too cold now. Also Wales is pretty.

 

[WinchesterPremium]

Way to bury the lead on getting Angie's instagram account, Fuzzy.
The woman of the hour:
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She's married to a dude named Clayton, and they used to go hiking a lot but I guess it's too cold now. Also Wales is pretty.

She looks like a bandit from Skyrim. Can totally buy that she can cast spells (at least until her Magicka runs out)

 

[EyelessMC]

She looks like a bandit from Skyrim. Can totally buy that she can cast spells (at least until her Magicka runs out)

Depends on how fat she is; remember, magic is stored in fat rolls like energy in batteries. If you cast a strong enough spell at a fat enough woman you can wipe out an entire city block.
God help us if Witchblr ever truly caught on with Deathfats...

Hey look guys! @Dante Alighieri is getting some love too!
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The true magic of Tumblr is when you read a post like this and can't figure out if the person is pretending to be crazy or is actually a nutcase who missed their daily dose. It's Schrodinger's Lunatic.

The woman of the hour

She's married to a dude named Clayton

Married. Imagine that.
Imagine pulling back the wedding veil (black, like the dress, and covered in a bat and wolf gothic motif) to look this face in the eye and say "I do"
Imagine waking up to that face every morning
Imagine that face coming into the room, grinning ear-to-ear, telling you "We're pregnant!"

Spoiler: Imagine your firstborn son

For the boy asking for a magical name, don’t. That’s not how magical names/“shadow names” are supposed to work. Another magician simply knowing your name gives them power over you

They really don’t know their own “craft.”

PFFT! You talk like you know so much but I bet you don't even hang out with the 72 demons

 

[Dante Alighieri]

Depends on how fat she is; remember, magic is stored in fat rolls like energy in batteries. If you cast a strong enough spell at a fat enough woman you can wipe out an entire city block.
God help us if Witchblr ever truly caught on with Deathfats...


The true magic of Tumblr is when you read a post like this and can't figure out if the person is pretending to be crazy or is actually a nutcase who missed their daily dose. It's Schrodinger's Lunatic.


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Married. Imagine that.
Imagine pulling back the wedding veil (black, like the dress, and covered in a bat and wolf gothic motif) to look this face in the eye and say "I do"
Imagine waking up to that face every morning
Imagine that face coming into the room, grinning ear-to-ear, telling you "We're pregnant!"

Spoiler: Imagine your firstborn son

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PFFT! You talk like you know so much but I bet you don't even hang out with the 72 demons
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http://library.lol/main/8C8C1583037C9FBC7D0615A3506F9D09

Found a download.