Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

[sonichuis44]

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I want to gay marry you holy shit

Anyone want to take bets on what time the Shane Train leaves the station tonight?

My over/under on first late night post: 11:43 PM.

Is that eastern? If so I'm going to go for 12:15 AM

 

[chimpburgers]

I'll be thinking of this next time @The_Knight_Rider talks out of his ass.

(forgive my shitty Photoshop painting skills)

 

[Rat Speaker]

Anyone want to take bets on what time the Shane Train leaves the station tonight?

My over/under on first late night post: 11:43 PM.

Edit (11:51 PM): Goddamn it, Solid!

Ill double down on it. 25 all in

 

[Rat Speaker]

Anyone want to take bets on what time the Shane Train leaves the station tonight?

My over/under on first late night post: 11:43 PM.

Edit (11:51 PM): Goddamn it, Solid!

What time zone we talking about, I'm pst.

 

[John W Simon]

What time zone we talking about, I'm pst.

EST (Pottstown, PA).

 

[Rat Speaker]

EST (Pottstown, PA).

I still stand at $25

 

[QT 219]

Holy Autism, Batman.

On a whim I decided to Google this asshat and had no idea he'd gone full blown crazy. I just read all 230 pages and I haven't laughed this hard in fucking years.

I was a teenager when Len got hired in at Sears. I was in automotive. Len would like you to believe that he sold hardware or some shit.

No.

Len was a "special" hire to stock shelves and stock shelves only. Back when we would get commissions on upselling the customer various products including warranties, Len would waddle out from the stockroom and interject himself into conversations, ruining people's sales, telling them he himself could just fix it if it broke or that the warranty wasn't worth it. Another employee almost lost his shit on Len because it was the third time and the guy was ready to just ruin Len's shit. It got to the point where he was banned from the sales floor when not stocking.

He'd fuck up prices, put shit in the wrong areas, and be an overall weirdo creep by stalking customers (especially girls or single moms) through the aisles talking about steam trains and nonsensical shit no one in Lawn and Garden or Hardware would give a shit about. He had more warnings than anyone I can imagine. He was late a lot and frequently swore out loud in the stockroom where customers on the floor could hear.

Here's the thing. We all knew he was “retarded.” There was another “special” guy like Len, but he was quiet and was nice and got his shit done. Len was insanely jealous of him because that guy was well-liked and Len thought everyone should owe him “respect and friendship” as he put it.

Even back then, because he wasn't allowed on the sales floor because of his dickish behavior, he claimed a cadre of teenagers were just "jealous of his technical knowledge" and were out to keep him from getting promoted. This dude didn't even realize he was the hiring equivalent of crippled Walmart greeter. As you can imagine, he wasn't there very long.

The last straw was when he was caught trying to smuggle a Craftsmen ratchet set out the front door by hiding it under his massive gut, setting off the sensors. They fired him immediately with him screaming as he left, threatening to sue the manager "even if I have to talk to Mister Sears HIMSELF." We all got a kick out of that one.

After that, Len would send threatening letters under pseudonyms, pretending to be customers who were unhappy with their customer service, trying to get his former co-workers in trouble. The manager actually went to his house and talked to his mom. I imagine she beat the shit out of Len because that shit stopped immediately.

Keep up the good work guys. I just had to drop my two cents because this has been entertaining as hell. I'll go back to lurking.




P.S. Fuck you, Len/Knight Rider.

 

[Saul Goodman]

I sperged through the "Most Negative Ratings" table and discovered something truly remarkable. Shaner is not only number two in total negative ratings, he's number one by far when you calculate the proportion of negative ratings:

@The_Knight_Rider has 55.4 negative ratings for every positive.

Even @Holden (his closest competition) is only at 39.8 because he occasionally says something funny and/or ironic. How does it feel, Lenny, to be such a gaping, bottomless pit of irredeemable fail?

 

[Lacquer Head]

Holy Autism, Batman.

On a whim I decided to Google this asshat and had no idea he'd gone full blown crazy. I just read all 230 pages and I haven't laughed this hard in fucking years.

I was a teenager when Len got hired in at Sears. I was in automotive. Len would like you to believe that he sold hardware or some shit.

No.

Len was a "special" hire to stock shelves and stock shelves only. Back when we would get commissions on upselling the customer various products including warranties, Len would waddle out from the stockroom and interject himself into conversations, ruining people's sales, telling them he himself could just fix it if it broke or that the warranty wasn't worth it. Another employee almost lost his shit on Len because it was the third time and the guy was ready to just ruin Len's shit. It got to the point where he was banned from the sales floor when not stocking.

He'd fuck up prices, put shit in the wrong areas, and be an overall weirdo creep by stalking customers (especially girls or single moms) through the aisles talking about steam trains and nonsensical shit no one in Lawn and Garden or Hardware would give a shit about. He had more warnings than anyone I can imagine. He was late a lot and frequently swore out loud in the stockroom where customers on the floor could hear.

Here's the thing. We all knew he was “retarded.” There was another “special” guy like Len, but he was quiet and was nice and got his shit done. Len was insanely jealous of him because that guy was well-liked and Len thought everyone should owe him “respect and friendship” as he put it.

Even back then, because he wasn't allowed on the sales floor because of his dickish behavior, he claimed a cadre of teenagers were just "jealous of his technical knowledge" and were out to keep him from getting promoted. This dude didn't even realize he was the hiring equivalent of crippled Walmart greeter. As you can imagine, he wasn't there very long.

The last straw was when he was caught trying to smuggle a Craftsmen ratchet set out the front door by hiding it under his massive gut, setting off the sensors. They fired him immediately with him screaming as he left, threatening to sue the manager "even if I have to talk to Mister Sears HIMSELF." We all got a kick out of that one.

After that, Len would send threatening letters under pseudonyms, pretending to be customers who were unhappy with their customer service, trying to get his former co-workers in trouble. The manager actually went to his house and talked to his mom. I imagine she beat the shit out of Len because that shit stopped immediately.

Keep up the good work guys. I just had to drop my two cents because this has been entertaining as hell. I'll go back to lurking.




P.S. Fuck you, Len/Knight Rider.

well, at least he didn't make bad donald duck impressions

 

[Zvantastika]

Holy Autism, Batman.

On a whim I decided to Google this asshat and had no idea he'd gone full blown crazy. I just read all 230 pages and I haven't laughed this hard in fucking years.

I was a teenager when Len got hired in at Sears. I was in automotive. Len would like you to believe that he sold hardware or some shit.

No.

Len was a "special" hire to stock shelves and stock shelves only. Back when we would get commissions on upselling the customer various products including warranties, Len would waddle out from the stockroom and interject himself into conversations, ruining people's sales, telling them he himself could just fix it if it broke or that the warranty wasn't worth it. Another employee almost lost his shit on Len because it was the third time and the guy was ready to just ruin Len's shit. It got to the point where he was banned from the sales floor when not stocking.

He'd fuck up prices, put shit in the wrong areas, and be an overall weirdo creep by stalking customers (especially girls or single moms) through the aisles talking about steam trains and nonsensical shit no one in Lawn and Garden or Hardware would give a shit about. He had more warnings than anyone I can imagine. He was late a lot and frequently swore out loud in the stockroom where customers on the floor could hear.

Here's the thing. We all knew he was “retarded.” There was another “special” guy like Len, but he was quiet and was nice and got his shit done. Len was insanely jealous of him because that guy was well-liked and Len thought everyone should owe him “respect and friendship” as he put it.

Even back then, because he wasn't allowed on the sales floor because of his dickish behavior, he claimed a cadre of teenagers were just "jealous of his technical knowledge" and were out to keep him from getting promoted. This dude didn't even realize he was the hiring equivalent of crippled Walmart greeter. As you can imagine, he wasn't there very long.

The last straw was when he was caught trying to smuggle a Craftsmen ratchet set out the front door by hiding it under his massive gut, setting off the sensors. They fired him immediately with him screaming as he left, threatening to sue the manager "even if I have to talk to Mister Sears HIMSELF." We all got a kick out of that one.

After that, Len would send threatening letters under pseudonyms, pretending to be customers who were unhappy with their customer service, trying to get his former co-workers in trouble. The manager actually went to his house and talked to his mom. I imagine she beat the shit out of Len because that shit stopped immediately.

Keep up the good work guys. I just had to drop my two cents because this has been entertaining as hell. I'll go back to lurking.




P.S. Fuck you, Len/Knight Rider.

I had to undo my rating like 3 times to re rate you Winner, because one time is not enough.
I love it when people find this thread and give us stories like this, I simply love it.

 

[WireSponge]

A question for @John W Simon: Why does @The_Knight_Rider (AKA Leonard F. Shaner Jr.) hate @Gook Choy?

 

[John W Simon]

A question for @John W Simon: Why does @The_Knight_Rider (AKA Leonard F. Shaner Jr.) hate @Gook Choy?

@The_Knight_Rider (Solid Shaner) hates @Gook Choy for several reasons:

(1) @Gook Choy was part of the "conspiracy" (as opposed to Solid's own anti-social behavior) that got him fired at Sears.

(2) He's a raging racist who uses the Confederate battle flag as a cum sock.

(3) @Gook Choy is related to my wife Katie and Solid's still butthurt that she chose me over him.

 

[Admiral Piett]

for several reasons:

Learn to count soldier, that was three.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

Holy Autism, Batman.

On a whim I decided to Google this asshat and had no idea he'd gone full blown crazy. I just read all 230 pages and I haven't laughed this hard in fucking years.

I was a teenager when Len got hired in at Sears. I was in automotive. Len would like you to believe that he sold hardware or some shit.

No.

Len was a "special" hire to stock shelves and stock shelves only. Back when we would get commissions on upselling the customer various products including warranties, Len would waddle out from the stockroom and interject himself into conversations, ruining people's sales, telling them he himself could just fix it if it broke or that the warranty wasn't worth it. Another employee almost lost his shit on Len because it was the third time and the guy was ready to just ruin Len's shit. It got to the point where he was banned from the sales floor when not stocking.

He'd fuck up prices, put shit in the wrong areas, and be an overall weirdo creep by stalking customers (especially girls or single moms) through the aisles talking about steam trains and nonsensical shit no one in Lawn and Garden or Hardware would give a shit about. He had more warnings than anyone I can imagine. He was late a lot and frequently swore out loud in the stockroom where customers on the floor could hear.

Here's the thing. We all knew he was “retarded.” There was another “special” guy like Len, but he was quiet and was nice and got his shit done. Len was insanely jealous of him because that guy was well-liked and Len thought everyone should owe him “respect and friendship” as he put it.

Even back then, because he wasn't allowed on the sales floor because of his dickish behavior, he claimed a cadre of teenagers were just "jealous of his technical knowledge" and were out to keep him from getting promoted. This dude didn't even realize he was the hiring equivalent of crippled Walmart greeter. As you can imagine, he wasn't there very long.

The last straw was when he was caught trying to smuggle a Craftsmen ratchet set out the front door by hiding it under his massive gut, setting off the sensors. They fired him immediately with him screaming as he left, threatening to sue the manager "even if I have to talk to Mister Sears HIMSELF." We all got a kick out of that one.

After that, Len would send threatening letters under pseudonyms, pretending to be customers who were unhappy with their customer service, trying to get his former co-workers in trouble. The manager actually went to his house and talked to his mom. I imagine she beat the shit out of Len because that shit stopped immediately.

Keep up the good work guys. I just had to drop my two cents because this has been entertaining as hell. I'll go back to lurking.




P.S. Fuck you, Len/Knight Rider.

It's sounding more and more like Mr. Shaner is closely related to The Iconoclast.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

Hey Len.... I mean @The_Knight _Rider how come this is the one question you keep asking but can't find the answer to?

Oh, don't worry, @The_Knight_Rider. I am completely on your side. I have my own cadre of privet invastigators and they looked into the identity of @Zim. Here are some hi-def screenshots of him in the flesh.

Here is one of the foul delinquent's old Facebook profile pictures!

Here is one of him getting some groceries!

And finally... here is a full body shot of him, out in the open, with his treacherous dog!

 

[sonichuis44]

Holy Autism, Batman.

On a whim I decided to Google this asshat and had no idea he'd gone full blown crazy. I just read all 230 pages and I haven't laughed this hard in fucking years.

I was a teenager when Len got hired in at Sears. I was in automotive. Len would like you to believe that he sold hardware or some shit.

No.

Len was a "special" hire to stock shelves and stock shelves only. Back when we would get commissions on upselling the customer various products including warranties, Len would waddle out from the stockroom and interject himself into conversations, ruining people's sales, telling them he himself could just fix it if it broke or that the warranty wasn't worth it. Another employee almost lost his shit on Len because it was the third time and the guy was ready to just ruin Len's shit. It got to the point where he was banned from the sales floor when not stocking.

He'd fuck up prices, put shit in the wrong areas, and be an overall weirdo creep by stalking customers (especially girls or single moms) through the aisles talking about steam trains and nonsensical shit no one in Lawn and Garden or Hardware would give a shit about. He had more warnings than anyone I can imagine. He was late a lot and frequently swore out loud in the stockroom where customers on the floor could hear.

Here's the thing. We all knew he was “retarded.” There was another “special” guy like Len, but he was quiet and was nice and got his shit done. Len was insanely jealous of him because that guy was well-liked and Len thought everyone should owe him “respect and friendship” as he put it.

Even back then, because he wasn't allowed on the sales floor because of his dickish behavior, he claimed a cadre of teenagers were just "jealous of his technical knowledge" and were out to keep him from getting promoted. This dude didn't even realize he was the hiring equivalent of crippled Walmart greeter. As you can imagine, he wasn't there very long.

The last straw was when he was caught trying to smuggle a Craftsmen ratchet set out the front door by hiding it under his massive gut, setting off the sensors. They fired him immediately with him screaming as he left, threatening to sue the manager "even if I have to talk to Mister Sears HIMSELF." We all got a kick out of that one.

After that, Len would send threatening letters under pseudonyms, pretending to be customers who were unhappy with their customer service, trying to get his former co-workers in trouble. The manager actually went to his house and talked to his mom. I imagine she beat the shit out of Len because that shit stopped immediately.

Keep up the good work guys. I just had to drop my two cents because this has been entertaining as hell. I'll go back to lurking.




P.S. Fuck you, Len/Knight Rider.

I don't even care if this is true. It's truthy enough for me to believe.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

Learn to count soldier, that was three.

I like the new background in your photo, admiral. Your choice of the Confederate naval jack is most appropriate.

 

[John W Simon]

Learn to count soldier, that was three.

Are you a masochist, son? 'Cause it doesn't hurt any worse than getting your usage corrected by the sockpuppet of a crazy, semi-literate drunk:

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

Are you a masochist, son? 'Cause it doesn't hurt any worse than getting your usage corrected by the sockpuppet of a crazy, semi-literate drunk:

Your reply is captious. He's not telling you the meaning of several. By suggesting that you learn to count as high as three, he's telling you to be more precise.

 

[chimpburgers]

Holy Autism, Batman.

On a whim I decided to Google this asshat and had no idea he'd gone full blown crazy. I just read all 230 pages and I haven't laughed this hard in fucking years.

I was a teenager when Len got hired in at Sears. I was in automotive. Len would like you to believe that he sold hardware or some shit.

No.

Len was a "special" hire to stock shelves and stock shelves only. Back when we would get commissions on upselling the customer various products including warranties, Len would waddle out from the stockroom and interject himself into conversations, ruining people's sales, telling them he himself could just fix it if it broke or that the warranty wasn't worth it. Another employee almost lost his shit on Len because it was the third time and the guy was ready to just ruin Len's shit. It got to the point where he was banned from the sales floor when not stocking.

He'd fuck up prices, put shit in the wrong areas, and be an overall weirdo creep by stalking customers (especially girls or single moms) through the aisles talking about steam trains and nonsensical shit no one in Lawn and Garden or Hardware would give a shit about. He had more warnings than anyone I can imagine. He was late a lot and frequently swore out loud in the stockroom where customers on the floor could hear.

Here's the thing. We all knew he was “retarded.” There was another “special” guy like Len, but he was quiet and was nice and got his shit done. Len was insanely jealous of him because that guy was well-liked and Len thought everyone should owe him “respect and friendship” as he put it.

Even back then, because he wasn't allowed on the sales floor because of his dickish behavior, he claimed a cadre of teenagers were just "jealous of his technical knowledge" and were out to keep him from getting promoted. This dude didn't even realize he was the hiring equivalent of crippled Walmart greeter. As you can imagine, he wasn't there very long.

The last straw was when he was caught trying to smuggle a Craftsmen ratchet set out the front door by hiding it under his massive gut, setting off the sensors. They fired him immediately with him screaming as he left, threatening to sue the manager "even if I have to talk to Mister Sears HIMSELF." We all got a kick out of that one.

After that, Len would send threatening letters under pseudonyms, pretending to be customers who were unhappy with their customer service, trying to get his former co-workers in trouble. The manager actually went to his house and talked to his mom. I imagine she beat the shit out of Len because that shit stopped immediately.

Keep up the good work guys. I just had to drop my two cents because this has been entertaining as hell. I'll go back to lurking.




P.S. Fuck you, Len/Knight Rider.

Based on a ton of Lenny's behavior on this site and countless others, I can literally picture him doing all that shit and fucking even the simplest of jobs up. I haven't come across a person online this useless and this much of a failure at everything in a long fucking time. Great story man.