Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

[cumrobbery]

Shaner challenges the champion

 

[mike schmidt's knee]

@The_Knight_Rider , don't listen to everyone here. we all know you are more than capable of giving a strong defense for yourself in court instead of that pesky public defender, and will easily win with your strong intellect and overall brilliance.

 

[WireSponge]

Come on, Shaner! You my rock! WOOO!

Seriously though, at this point I think he could actually beat @Holden. Fingers crossed!

 

[AnOminous]

Holy Autism, Batman.

I don't even care if this is true. I believe it anyway.

 

[chimpburgers]

Shaner challenges the champion

Since it looks like Lenny lost (and understandably so) to fellow Pennsylvanian loon Derpy Huves in the Summer Lolcow Tournament, at least he still has Holden he can try to compete with for a while. Bring it on!

And for a dark horse like Lenny, second place is still impressive to me.

 

[John W Simon]

Your reply is captious. He's not telling you the meaning of several. By suggesting that you learn to count as high as three, he's telling you to be more precise.

Your reply is pedantic. My reply to @Admiral Piett was not intended to suggest that he didn't know the meaning of "several." Rather, it was pointing out that (a) the semantic range of "several" did indeed cover my usage, and (b) precisely because it is easy -- even for dumbasses like Solid Shaner (@The_Knight_Rider) -- to count to three, it would have been somewhat superfluous to say "three reasons" before listing three reasons that anyone could count: "one, two, three." Therefore, my use of "several" was correct on linguistic grounds and, in my humble opinion, preferable on stylistic grounds.

 

[sonichuis44]

The SJW Trans-FemOcracy once again beats down True and Honest lolcows like Shaner

Better luck next year.

 

[John W Simon]

Since it looks like Lenny lost (and understandably so) to fellow Pennsylvanian loon Derpy Huves in the Summer Lolcow Tournament, at least he still has Holden he can try to compete with for a while. Bring it on!

And for a dark horse like Lenny, second place is still impressive to me.

No matter what happens, @The_Knight_Rider will always be number two in my book.

 

[mike schmidt's knee]

"even if I have to talk to Mister Sears HIMSELF."

it's amazing how plausible this is

 

[Ti-99/4A]

I don't even care if this is true. I believe it anyway.

For once in my life I'm just going to LISTEN AND BELIEVE.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Since it looks like Lenny lost (and understandably so) to fellow Pennsylvanian loon Derpy Huves in the Summer Lolcow Tournament, at least he still has Holden he can try to compete with for a while. Bring it on!

And for a dark horse like Lenny, second place is still impressive to me.

Honestly, anyone who can beat the leader of the 'BLARMS' crusade is a winner in my book.

 

[mike schmidt's knee]

I have a gift for everyone tonight while we await @The_Knight_Rider's 3am sperging:

https://www.scamwarners.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=18970&start=0

more proof that len is a complete and utter failure at everything he does. on page 2 is this hilarious transcript ("removed" is lenny):

<removed>: hi sexy
Olivia Chiasson: How are you ?
<removed>: good. I miss not hearing from you last night.
Olivia Chiasson: I am so sorry about last nite
<removed>: what were you up to?
Olivia Chiasson: Nothing really, Working as usual and you ?
<removed>: so what are you wearing today ?
Olivia Chiasson: Still at work but will be leaving for home soon
<removed>: what kind of clothes do you wear to work?
Olivia Chiasson: I wear jean and shirt, and cotton skirt too
<removed>: nice. I love to see you in that .
Olivia Chiasson: You will see me in them all whenever we meet, It just hurt we can't make it happen when i want too
<removed>: Well I'm sorry. We'll meet when God wants us to. if it's in his plan. we just have to wait and see what he has pland for us.
<removed>: be back in a few my lunch is ready. Mom says hi.
Olivia Chiasson: Okay my regards to her too
<removed>: I'll let her know. bbl. My Love.
Olivia Chiasson: ok
<removed>: back
Olivia Chiasson: Welcome back
<removed>: thanks
Olivia Chiasson: You are welcome
<removed>: I had a hotdog sanwich.
Olivia Chiasson: Okay great, Ur mom treat you good always
<removed>: yes. I cook for her to at times I also take her out to eat at times.
Olivia Chiasson: Cool, That is awesome
<removed>: what is your email?
<removed>: so when your not on I can still stay in touch with you.
Olivia Chiasson: Oliviachiasson34@yahoo.com
<removed>: you have mail.
Olivia Chiasson: Yes i got ur email
<removed>: how was your night sleep?
Olivia Chiasson: Great thank you , how was urs ?
<removed>: great I dreamed about you all night.
Olivia Chiasson: Ohh really
<removed>: yes.
Olivia Chiasson: What did you dream about ?
<removed>: you coming up to PA. after your in the states again. and we go out to a nice diner and have a few drinks , well you do I have water with a wedge of Lemon. Then we go out for a ride in the moon light , after that we find a close off road and we pull off to the side of the road where we exchane kisses .
Olivia Chiasson: Ohh really, that is so romantic of you
<removed>: After we exchange kisses , you exspress how much your in love with me.
Olivia Chiasson: Ohh yesss
<removed>: And I said I know what you mean. that I like you a lot. and then we come on back to your motel room and kiss more .
<removed>: and more turn in to a lot of nice things.
Olivia Chiasson: Ohh yessss
<removed>: you put on a nice black silk nighty with lace.
Olivia Chiasson: And i know what you mean by lots of nice things too
<removed>: and you modeled it for me.
<removed>: I said wow! your hot!. you said thank you , you are too.
Olivia Chiasson: Okay
<removed>: then after that well you should know what happen,
Olivia Chiasson: Ofcourse i do
<removed>: I will say this in my dream you were alsome.
Leonard Shaner: I woke up with a smile on my face.
Olivia Chiasson: Hahahahaha, You are funny but just keep wondering when it will happen for real
Olivia Chiasson: I checked the flight cost , It was $1850usd
Leonard Shaner: that's a lot of money.
Olivia Chiasson: Yep but we can come together and make this work
Olivia Chiasson: I can still afford $1200 , and will be so glad if you can come up with the rest
<removed>: brb
<removed>: I'm sorry Olivia , with not working I can't aford to send any . my money gose for the bills here.
<removed>: brb
Olivia Chiasson: Ok
<removed>: I'm sorry I just can't spend extra money. My Mom and I use what money we have to keep this house and believe me the bills just don't stop coming in.
Olivia Chiasson: Well like i told you am working and never knew i will try this dating stuff, I i make sure all my money is transfered to my state account and can't access it until am back in the state, I can refund you back the money as soon am back in the state , and can get it anywhere in the state
<removed>: I know your disapionted , I'm sorry. but life is not fair some times , in most cases it stinks.
Olivia Chiasson: You just need to trust me to do this, I promise not to let you down, I just want to prove to you who i'm and how much i want this
Olivia Chiasson: Pls i'm not trying to play pranks with you
<removed>: ok. now I 'm going to let you know this. I know your a scrammer. because I can't find any record in the US for Olivia Chiasson. and I have seen this type of thing befor many years ago like maybe five or so. I feel really sorry that you can't make a living except for taking money from other poeople. and your screen name on Woome has been reported. Now this is the last time I will speak to you. I just hope some time soon you do fine Jesus as your lord and savor because if you don't you will going to hell , and that's place no one would want to go. I hope you like what you did by hurting me, the very same thing you don't want people to do with you. have a nice life
Olivia Chiasson: You dare call me names ? And you are calling Jesus
Olivia Chiasson: Who are you to judge people Len? May God forgive you
<removed>: I hope he for gives you. first. .
<removed>: I'm done.
Olivia Chiasson: Have a great life and thank God i never tried meeting you in person because it will be a life of regret with you
Olivia Chiasson: Byee

 

[John W Simon]

A bunch of awful sperging.

TFW you wish you could rate your own comment "dumb."

Ugh. It seems the Shane Train's late night run has been cancelled. And here I am alone with no one for company but Kaufman, Katie, and Jack Daniels. Time to get some sleep.

 

[sonichuis44]

I have a gift for everyone tonight while we await @The_Knight_Rider's 3am sperging:

https://www.scamwarners.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=18970&start=0

more proof that len is a complete and utter failure at everything he does. on page 2 is this hilarious transcript ("removed" is lenny):

Everything about this is great. The hotdog sandwich courtesy of mom, the juvenle sex dream, the invocation of our Lord and Savior... It's perfection.

You know the only reason he saw through the scam was he'd been taken in before...

 

[Lacquer Head]

No sign of grandpa yet

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

No sign of grandpa yet

Probably too busy jacking it to trains to care right now. I'd give it a bit though.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

Your reply is pedantic. My reply to @Admiral Piett was not intended to suggest that he didn't know the meaning of "several." Rather, it was pointing out that (a) the semantic range of "several" did indeed cover my usage, and (b) precisely because it is easy -- even for dumbasses like Solid Shaner (@The_Knight_Rider) -- to count to three, it would have been somewhat superfluous to say "three reasons" before listing three reasons that anyone could count: "one, two, three." Therefore, my use of "several" was correct on linguistic grounds and, in my humble opinion, preferable on stylistic grounds.

You do share Shaner's brain, don't you? When someone writes several, many, a lot, a few, a handful or something similar and they are told to learn to count, it is both captious and pedantic to respond by pointing out that the actual number involved but never stated is covered by the vague word or phrase that was used in place of the number.

The admiral told you to learn to count, not to define the meaning of several. Your reply did not address his order. Is this becoming clear now?

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

I was going to let the matter drop, because it's generally poor form to do what we're doing here (i.e. hijack a thread for the purpose of intellectual one-upmanship). I thought my last post clearly indicated that I was trying to bury the hatchet and let the matter die.

That said, since you seemed to need one more dig, I feel entitled to one of my own:

It takes a lot of balls to correct people on a forum where you have SPELLED YOUR OWN SCREEN NAME INCORRECTLY.

Merkwürdigliebe. Merkwürdig, not "Merkwurdich." Which you would know if you (a) knew any German or (b) bothered to look up your own pretentious reference before signing up here.

Heck, even @The_Knight_Rider managed to spell his pop-culture referencing handle correctly.

*drops mic*

Actually, my fellow Besserwisser, I don't recall encountering merkwürdig in meinen Deutschstunden in college. (Probably screwed that up too.) The only German word I remember for strange is seltsam. Herr Doktor Professor Metzke would be disappointed in me, but it's been a long, long time.

But I tried not to be exceptionally sloppy when I created the account. I copied the screen name from a continuity script of the movie and double-checked it right here at sounds.org, which confirmed the script spelling. Since the character in the film clearly says merkwürdich, not merkwürdig, before liebe, I felt I was on pretty solid ground. Sadly, I was wrong. And now I feel a fit of OCD coming on.

 

[John W Simon]

Actually, my fellow Besserwisser, I don't recall encountering merkwürdig in meinen Deutschstunden in college. (Probably screwed that up too.) The only German word I remember for strange is seltsam. Herr Doktor Professor Metzke would be disappointed in me, but it's been a long, long time.

But I tried not to be exceptionally sloppy when I created the account. I copied the screen name from a continuity script of the movie and double-checked it right here at sounds.org, which confirmed the script spelling. Since the character in the film clearly says merkwürdich, not merkwürdig, before liebe, I felt I was on pretty solid ground. Sadly, I was wrong. And now I feel a fit of OCD coming on.

Sorry, I had to comment. Not meaning to be nasty, I just have almost as big a boner for linguistics as my headmate does for trains: the "ig" ending is pronounced "ich," in standard German/Hochdeutsch. In Bavaria and/or rural parts of the country you might hear a hard "isch" or a soft "ik," but rarely an"ig" (unless they're speaking slowly for an American).

(Also one would expect an adjective/adverb to end in "ig," "isch," or "lich," but never "dich")

 

[Zim]

I was checking the thread on Leonard Shaner over on /cow/ and found this.

He might actually be more autistic then Chris is currently or at least more inept about it.

@Saul Goodman I'm glad I'm not the only one who went and checked that out of curiosity. lol If you want a really dramatic difference check this out. Holden get's an average of 5 negative ratings per post right now where as Shaner's getting a whopping average of 23 negative ratings per post! That is some efficient autism right there.