Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

WonderWino said:
Don't worry, santa wern got so angry at being denied food and a hotel room he decided to go see his family after all

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'Hello mother. Its not in the card for me you say.....?'
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Ha, that's on tomorrow's play list, love Bad Santa 😍

And now I'm going to scroll past this post with my eyes shut between now and pressing play, so it's not completely ruined by thoughts of our fat peado friend.
 
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Goldaor said:
I just saw the whole transcript of the convo with the catfish: nothing super interesting really beside that he confirmed he checks kiwi to my surprise!!
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It’s pretty obvious he does since he drops little nuggets in his videos that have only ever been discussed on the farms. He thinks he’s being clever by slipping in little details like that he showered yesterday after we were discussing in the threads that he never showers.

That he’s been checking the farms and saw the unanimous belief that he was being catfished and still went through it amazes me but doesn’t surprise me.
 
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Vaguely remember. It honestly just feels more pointless than horrifying. Maybe if it had a head included it could be a weird zombie bust that fits since beach theme. That is just weir. But I always appreciate companies willing to do weird shit as collectables for their games regardless how I feel, makes it feel like they are more passionate I guess. Shame their sequel got cancelled tho
WonderWino said:
'I ate her liver with a bottle of chianti peanut sauce and a side of fava beans microwaved cheesy cukes'

and thats the same reaction they had in australia and the UK, it led to quite the shitstorm over that statue
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His own family refused to help him on Christmas. With a burn that hot, he won't have to worry about freezing outside for the night at least
mothman96 said:
He'd texted his stepdad larry, asked for a motel room and food. There has been no reply back from his stepdad.
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He checks here and still manages to get catfished? What a fucking retard. That's like reading a script of what's gonna happen next week and letting every bad decision you could make still happen. He really is too stupid to live without other people babying him constantly. Lucas, not only is it not in the cards for you, you managing to keep a roof over your head for more than a few month is not gonna happen. You're too fucking stupid to look after yourself, you'll never have kids (thankfully)
Goldaor said:
I just saw the whole transcript of the convo with the catfish: nothing super interesting really beside that he confirmed he checks kiwi to my surprise!!
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WonderWino said:
He reads it and he STILL didn't realize he was being catfished when we pointed out in detail how obvious it was for days
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Krathnami said:
That he’s been checking the farms and saw the unanimous belief that he was being catfished and still went through it amazes me but doesn’t surprise me.
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>Kiwis predict its a catfish
>"Ha! Kiwifarmers are so jealous of me finding my millionaire zoomer bae, they call her a catfish out of bigotry and rage!"
>gets catfished
>"Damn Kiwis helping to catfish me!"
 
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klickitat said:
Could you imagine getting a text from your 41 year old stepson explaining the LA Catfish + Kiwifarms on Christmas Eve?

I wouldn't answer either.

I'd probably change my number and not tell him.

But also, he got Lucas' number from me; he messaged me on FB (posted that a few pages back) and not only did I give him Lucas' number--and if you're reading Lucas, I got it from your IG when you doxxed yourself looking for a date a few weeks ago--gave him a rundown of the situation, linked him here, and linked him to both my youtube channel, Lucas' IG, and Lucas' two channels so I'm sure that was a fun text conversation they had.



I'm so sorry to bring one of my favorite bands into this, but the title always reminds me of Lucas. Unlike Lucas, the guy in the song is eventually successful because he has skills in something useful.

Sleepin' on the sidewalk is also exactly what Lucas will be doing once he's off that bus again.

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What do you want to bet that his step dad reached out to klickitat with legitimate concern for Lucas at the holidays only to be referred to his videos, play through a couple and say, “Well, fuck this.“?
 
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Stafford Beer Bong said:
What do you want to bet that his step dad reached out to klickitat with legitimate concern for Lucas at the holidays only to be referred to his videos, play through a couple and say, “Well, fuck this.“?
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I'm guessing that's exactly what happened and only got cemented by whatever Lucas' spin on the story was vs. what Lucas uploaded in videos and maybe a little looking through either my channel or either of his at past videos talking about "his inheritance" and all the creepy shit about his sperm.
 
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teleméres69 said:
He checks here and still manages to get catfished? What a fucking retard. That's like reading a script of what's gonna happen next week and letting every bad decision you could make still happen. He really is too stupid to live without other people babying him constantly. Lucas, not only is it not in the cards for you, you managing to keep a roof over your head for more than a few month is not gonna happen. You're too fucking stupid to look after yourself, you'll never have kids (thankfully)
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Yes, Lucas reads here. And I'm pretty sure Lucas was when the catfish was talked about here with obvious proof he was getting fucked with because one of his rant videos mentioned stuff talked about here.

Sure, Lucas is really dumb but I've considered if he's purposely doing this to some level for attention or a martyrdom complex where he can e-beg. That's insane, but it's not like he has anything to lose either.
 
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klickitat said:
I'm guessing that's exactly what happened and only got cemented by whatever Lucas' spin on the story was vs. what Lucas uploaded in videos and maybe a little looking through either my channel or either of his at past videos talking about "his inheritance" and all the creepy shit about his sperm.
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Fuckin 'ell aye, banging on about his inheritance is so many levels of WTF (:_(
 
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OK- If 5:10 pm is the arrival time in Spokane, he should be there now (unless the bus is running late).

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Again, to the detriment of Spokane.
 
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klickitat said:
I'm guessing that's exactly what happened and only got cemented by whatever Lucas' spin on the story was vs. what Lucas uploaded in videos and maybe a little looking through either my channel or either of his at past videos talking about "his inheritance" and all the creepy shit about his sperm.
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and that has been the best part of lucas's LA saga so far. He not only fucked himself over going through with it but has managed to further alienate his family that might otherwise have actually been willing to help him, though not only his nonsensical claims made about the incident but by directly contradicting himself in a ton of videos and IG posts and providing indisputable proof hes a nutjob and liar that deserves what he gets

I mean it says alot about lucas that his stepdad went from going out of his way to contact you to get in contact with lucas to help him (gee I wonder why they didn't have his cell number already....) to noping the fuck out of that and leaving him to starve and freeze in a bus station on christmas. You have to be very, very sick of your kids bullshit to do that

Lucas has fucked up way more than he realizes by going on that LA trip and reacting the way he did as a result. I mean he has no housing and no prospect for housing, no food, no money for the time being and winter is barely half way through, and now his only lifeline - his family has finally said fuck it and left him to rot due to his behavior. He has no lifeline left now. if he stays in spokane he's as good as dead. Its only a question of when
 
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WonderWino said:
and that has been the best part of lucas's LA saga so far. He not only fucked himself over going through with it but has managed to further alienate his family that might otherwise have actually been willing to help him, though not only his nonsensical claims made about the incident but by directly contradicting himself in a ton of videos and IG posts and providing indisputable proof hes a nutjob and liar that deserves what he gets

I mean it says alot about lucas that his stepdad went from going out of his way to contact you to get in contact with lucas to help him (gee I wonder why they didn't have his cell number already....) to noping the fuck out of that and leaving him to starve and freeze in a bus station on christmas. You have to be very, very sick of your kids bullshit to do that

Lucas has fucked up way more than he realizes by going on that LA trip and reacting the way he did as a result. I mean he has no housing and no prospect for housing, no food, no money for the time being and winter is barely half way through, and now his only lifeline - his family has finally said fuck it and left him to rot due to his behavior. He has no lifeline left now. if he stays in spokane he's as good as dead. Its only a question of when
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Lucas has been butting heads with his mom and stepdad for some time. He might have had his stepdad's number blocked. Also when Lucas made public his phone no. the 1st time, didn't he end up changing his number due to all the "It's not in the cards" calls he was getting. He may not have forwarded his new no. to his stepdad (mom?)
 
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