Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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Well now, its a christmas eve miracle. If lucas asks real nicely maybe purva will let him have another protein shake delivered right to the bus station so he doesn't go hungry on christmas
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Would you want his unwashed hobo mouth around YOUR dick?

If he hasn't showered in weeks, he probably hasn't brushed his fucking teeth in weeks.

God, could you just imagine the poor person sitting next to him on the bus having to smell all those...smells...that must have been radiating off of him?
 
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That photo of Lucas in Portland looks as though he’s lost a significant amount of weight since his arrest record stated 297 lbs. The Lucas in that picture from Monday afternoon actually did look closer to the 220 lbs he’s been claiming. For a diabetic, this is a rapid deterioration. Rate me optimistic if you want, but this winter might actually kill him if he’s sleeping rough for too long. At the very least I think we can say goodbye to one of his feet.
 
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Krathnami said:
That photo of Lucas in Portland looks as though he’s lost a significant amount of weight since his arrest record stated 297 lbs. The Lucas in that picture from Monday afternoon actually did look closer to the 220 lbs he’s been claiming. For a diabetic, this is a rapid deterioration. Rate me optimistic if you want, but this winter might actually kill him if he’s sleeping rough for too long. At the very least I think we can say goodbye to one of his feet.
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He walks like zombie stephen in dawn of the dead. Same leg/foot action


and he isn't thinner, its just the angle of the pics and the fact he is wearing super baggy clothes
 
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Remember that when Lucas says he can swoop in and steal any girl from any man, this is what he’s talking about. This is also what Lucas was doing to pass the time on his bus trip home.
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Rogowski said:
Remember that when Lucas says he can swoop in and steal any girl from any man, this is what he’s talking about. This is also what Lucas was doing to pass the time on his bus trip home.
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This alone tells me he doesn't understand relationships, or people in general. I've been single for a year, I got out of a nearly decade long relationship, and I'm still no where near ready for a new relationship. And no one, not a single person wants to rebound with a hobo who doesn't shower, that screams at his phone all day, and who brings absolutely nothing to the table.
 
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Rogowski said:
Remember that when Lucas says he can swoop in and steal any girl from any man, this is what he’s talking about. This is also what Lucas was doing to pass the time on his bus trip home.
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YIKES

For someone who is in his position and just got catfished to an extreme level he sure is pushy and aggressive in trying to get her attention. That exchange screams predatory behavior

and holy shit he actually said 'the best thing you can do right now is to get into a relationship with a much more mature and affectionate silverback male'

Jesus fucking christ. He actually called himself a 'silverback male' and literally compared himself to an old, alpha gorilla. and mature? Where he hell has he been for the past few days? He literally just got catfished to LA with no money, had to have 2 people feed him and get him a ticket back or he'd have been fucked and is spending christmas in a bus station in freezing weather cause even his own parents have had enough of him and refuse to speak to him because of his behavior

and he calls himself mature. a delusional, manipulative, predatory, compulsive liar is what he is. and look at how he reacts to being told posting creepy, offensive pictures of a woman if off putting to a woman. It has nothing to do with the size of her tits. He really, really doesn't get it

That said, I bet his eyes lit up when she said she was just of a relationship cause to lucas that screams vulnerable and desperate just like he is himself and he thinks its someone he can much more easily manipulate into giving him what he wants. He couldn't be a more stereotypical predator if he tried

If this woman is another catfish, lucas really has completely lost his mind and/or has become so utterly desperate in his situation hes literally trying to go after everything female even after what just happened to him. If he keeps up that kind of moronic behavior sooner or later hes going to end up getting the attention of some crackpot craigslist killer type and disappear, and nobody but us will give a shit
 
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WonderWino said:
YIKES

For someone who is in his position and just got catfished to an extreme level he sure is pushy and aggressive in trying to get her attention. That exchange screams predatory behavior

and holy shit he actually said 'the best thing you can do right now is to get into a relationship with a much more mature and affectionate silverback male'

Jesus fucking christ. He actually called himself a 'silverback male' and literally compared himself to an old, alpha gorilla. and mature? Where he hell has he been for the past few days? He literally just got catfished to LA with no money, had to have 2 people feed him and get him a ticket back or he'd have been fucked and is spending christmas in a bus station in freezing weather cause even his own parents have had enough of him and refuse to speak to him because of his behavior

and he calls himself mature. a delusional, manipulative, predatory, compulsive liar is what he is. and look at how he reacts to being told posting creepy, offensive pictures of a woman if off putting to a woman. It has nothing to do with the size of her tits. He really, really doesn't get it

That said, I bet his eyes lit up when she said she was just of a relationship cause to lucas that screams vulnerable and desperate just like he is himself and he thinks its someone he can much more easily manipulate into giving him what he wants. He couldn't be a more stereotypical predator if he tried

If this woman is another catfish, lucas really has completely lost his mind and/or has become so utterly desperate in his situation hes literally trying to go after everything female even after what just happened to him. If he keeps up that kind of moronic behavior sooner or later hes going to end up getting the attention of some crackpot craigslist killer type and disappear, and nobody but us will give a shit
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he has always thought ALL gorillas become silverbacks, that it just happens with age. he has had it explained to him thats for the alpha of the group. the protector, provider of the whole troop (do gorillas use troop?) lucas holds on to the idea theyre just old so he doesnt have to admit he brings absolutely nothin positive to any relationship
 
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