Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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Since we know Lucas reads this thread...

First, fuck you Youtube for auto removing that comment for no reason that I can see.

Second, don't double book yourself, princess. You're already scheduled to humiliate yourself in public with someone else tonight, unless you think you can manage it twice within one evening in quick succession.

Third, I mean, sure, after the interview because I wouldn't trust you not to flake out or rage quit the second you hear something you don't like, and with a set dollar limit so you don't order $80 worth of KFC or something fucking ridiculous.

Fourth, you gotta unblock me on IG first, sweetheart. I can create endless burners, but for something like this? Unblock the main. 😉
 
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Rescuetoast said:
I’m gonna come straight out and say that I don’t really care for the precedent the podcast set in Lucas’ brain. He has some weird delusions about being a celebrity now and the ebegging and subsequently getting the money fairy to take care of everything he wants is straight up infuriating. Stop fucking handing him shit, stop doing podcasts and “interviews”, stop feeding him take out, just knock it off. There’s nothing he’s gonna say in an interview that he wouldn’t say in a YouTube video for free.
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True, but that ship has sailed now hasn't it.
Let's hope that it dies down after Xmas is all over and he's cast adrift again. He'll probably chimp out even more when he realises that he's not the street celebrity he thinks he is now.

Where would he even come on the alphabet... I mean, z-list is still several grades above him...
 
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I wonder if Lucas's stepdad really did watch the videos on Klickitat's channel and say "oh, no, I can't help him anymore.". Like how Lucas pissed away a bunch of money to treat some troons to mexican food at the Motel 6? Lucas counted that among the best days of his life. Or, maybe Merna forbid her husband from assisting Lucas. Or did Lucas's family break down and finally assist him? He is saying both, so, who knows?

If his family really told him to slag off that speaks volumes. He is legit in danger of freezing to death. The idiot was walking around in shorts and has no proper cold weather gear. Because money is better spent treating troons to dinner than buying a necessity like that. Basically his family was saying "if he dies, he dies". They may be at that point.
 
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This makes me so mad. " oh yeah I found out the girl in the pictures weren't really her and it was her ex that exploited her and violated her but I'M the real victim here and you need to pay ME for interviewing ME about ME being a victim" yet when she actually commented on his account all he had to say was "oh you're not a fan?" Fuck this predator.
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Since we know Lucas reads this thread...

First, fuck you Youtube for auto removing that comment for no reason that I can see.

Second, don't double book yourself, princess. You're already scheduled to humiliate yourself in public with someone else tonight, unless you think you can manage it twice within one evening in quick succession.

Third, I mean, sure, after the interview because I wouldn't trust you not to flake out or rage quit the second you hear something you don't like, and with a set dollar limit so you don't order $80 worth of KFC or something fucking ridiculous.

Fourth, you gotta unblock me on IG first, sweetheart. I can create endless burners, but for something like this? Unblock the main. 😉
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Da Dude123 said:
I wonder if Lucas's stepdad really did watch the videos on Klickitat's channel and say "oh, no, I can't help him anymore.". Like how Lucas pissed away a bunch of money to treat some troons to mexican food at the Motel 6? Lucas counted that among the best days of his life. Or, maybe Merna forbid her husband from assisting Lucas. Or did Lucas's family break down and finally assist him? He is saying both, so, who knows?

If his family really told him to slag off that speaks volumes. He is legit in danger of freezing to death. The idiot was walking around in shorts and has no proper cold weather gear. Because money is better spent treating troons to dinner than buying a necessity like that. Basically his family was saying "if he dies, he dies". They may be at that point.
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Even if he didn't, I was "concerned" about Lucas and sent this (figured he'd check it out if I feigned being worried for Lucas' safety), which may have been more than enough to make him NOPE away.
 
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darkwingosonichugorl said:
The only thing Lucas could do is answer some questions that he's previously refused to answer, which I doubt he'll do. We'll probably only get MOVE ON! MOVE ON! again, but that's only funny for so long. We've also seen Lucas will lie about anything to get more free shit, so it's pointless.
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The one thing I wouldn’t mind seeing, and that I wish I had covered when I interviewed him, is someone pressing him on his comments about his niece.

Pull up the screenshots of the stuff he’s said about her and read them to him and don’t let him weasel his way out. It might give us a glimpse into the relationship he has with his family and where it all went awry.

He’s not particularly smart and his way of getting out of an uncomfortable conversation is to start yelling. If the interviewer can stay calm (which is tough to do with someone screaming in your ear) and deescalate when he starts to lose his shit at being called on the inconsistencies in his story while keeping on topic, it might lead to some interesting revelations.
Just my $.02.
 
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Rescuetoast said:
I’m gonna come straight out and say that I don’t really care for the precedent the podcast set in Lucas’ brain. He has some weird delusions about being a celebrity now and the ebegging and subsequently getting the money fairy to take care of everything he wants is straight up infuriating. Stop fucking handing him shit, stop doing podcasts and “interviews”, stop feeding him take out, just knock it off. There’s nothing he’s gonna say in an interview that he wouldn’t say in a YouTube video for free.
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The Golden USB Show truly was a double edged sword. On the one hand it was the epitome of satire that he didn't realize until the last episode when it was glaringly obvious that the purpose was to ridicule every aspect of his being, but it did go right to his ego and still does even now what with this E-begging that's now going to be a regular tool in his arsenal and which he now feels is his prerogative.

I personally don't think I'm going to listen to anybody else who tries to bait him onto a podcast by enabling him or otherwise, Goldy's was fun while it lasted but it really feels like that tit on the utter is shriveled and milked dry.

I'll be the first to admit I've went out of my way to troll him a few times this year so I'm not climbing on a pedestal here, but people have really gone crazy with it recently. It's time to get back to everyone just observing and keeping their hands out of things, at least for a while anyway. Not out of pity for him ofcourse, but because as we've said time and time again he doesn't need to be trolled to provide content, he always has and always will make a public spectacle and an ass out of himself without us lifting a finger.
 
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Jeremiah the Bullfrog said:
The one thing I wouldn’t mind seeing, and that I wish I had covered when I interviewed him, is someone pressing him on his comments about his niece.

Pull up the screenshots of the stuff he’s said about her and read them to him and don’t let him weasel his way out. It might give us a glimpse into the relationship he has with his family and where it all went awry.

He’s not particularly smart and his way of getting out of an uncomfortable conversation is to start yelling. If the interviewer can stay calm (which is tough to do with someone screaming in your ear) and deescalate when he starts to lose his shit at being called on the inconsistencies in his story while keeping on topic, it might lead to some interesting revelations.
Just my $.02.
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Oh, I have a question .
I know there is a lot that goes on behind the scenes, but how did you know to call him right when he was at the hotel?
 
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klickitat said:
Even if he didn't, I was "concerned" about Lucas and sent this (figured he'd check it out if I feigned being worried for Lucas' safety), which may have been more than enough to make him NOPE away.
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I'd say there are relatives that keep track of the Lucas insanity and pass info among the rest. His mother and stepdad have likely seen and/heard what he's been up to. Someone did post links to a couple of your videos on Larry's FB. Kinda wondering if bringing up that he was catfished to LA may have actually turned them to help him out financially. He is Myrna's son after all.
 
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klickitat said:
He doesn't even know who I am, yet I'm somehow going to go to jail, which...okay dude, it'll be fun to see how you pull that off.
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It reminds me of how Chris Chan thought trolling him was illegal.
Fanatical Pragmatist said:
They will get run off by Lucas for not sending him a zoomer bae to rape before they manage to dox anyone's identity here.

Within the week he will be back to the "if you aren't helping me get laid then you aren't my friend!" routine.
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Yeah, Lucas isn't known for being able to keep his friends.
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Sounds like a charming guy.
 
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