Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[ClownBrew]

OK. Think I'm pretty much caught up to today here. A few brief thoughts:

1. Myrna and the stepfather know, and the stepfather acknowledges it all. Like King Roy and whomever he's remarried to, they're pretty much hunkered down in the sticks avoiding the limelight and denying any part of having created the monster in the first place- Mommy and Real Dad in particular. They remind me of Rachel Dolezal's parents, kinda.
2. Whoever is that weird ranting Sofalaw dude claiming to be the catfisher (and also bizarrely claiming to be a murder witness?), almost definitely isn't the catfisher. I stand by my original unshakable gut hunch that it's Evie.
3. Fuck these idiots who keep convincing him that he's now an e-celeb by plying him with Motel 6, fast food, and tickets to roam all over the western US like a rock star on tour in 1988. This has long since stopped being funny.

That's all I got, kids.

 

[Narr Then]

 

[Goldaor]

Here's why you shouldn't give money to Lucas! (Sent by a pal)

 

[holeinthedark]

Welp I knew it. What a scammer.
Does this mean he technically catfished his enablers?

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Here's why you shouldn't give money to Lucas! (Sent by a pal)

 

[Iseecovidpeople]

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Here's why you shouldn't give money to Lucas! (Sent by a pal)

He’s so weird about that money he has “saved up” .He knows, we know and I think all of IG knows that he doesn’t have access to it. When he finds a place (if) he has to fill out paperwork for the funds to go to the landlord. It’s not actually his money in any way. Sometimes I think he doesn’t know how money or his benefits work.

 

[Rescuetoast]

He’s so weird about that money he has “saved up” .He knows, we know and I think all of IG knows that he doesn’t have access to it. When he finds a place (if) he has to fill out paperwork for the funds to go to the landlord. It’s not actually his money in any way. Sometimes I think he doesn’t know how money or his benefits work.

He has no idea how his benefits work. To be completely fair, the system is incredibly convoluted and even as a perfectly capable adult who understands legalese better than most people I still have trouble navigating it. I imagine he just got one of those disability lawyers that takes a percentage of your back pay if you win the case and never thought more about it.

 

[teleméres69]

Shame he didn't end the fat pedo instead of whichever poor bastard he allegedly ended. But assuming this is true this is fucked up. Shame as it's only gonna give the incel king more ammo to play victim

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It's like gardening, you gotta rotate your crops. Or in this case, take breaks between fucking with Lucas or he ends up in the super entitled state he's in now. He needs to know he has no audience besides the people that laugh at him

The Golden USB Show truly was a double edged sword. On the one hand it was the epitome of satire that he didn't realize until the last episode when it was glaringly obvious that the purpose was to ridicule every aspect of his being, but it did go right to his ego and still does even now what with this E-begging that's now going to be a regular tool in his arsenal and which he now feels is his prerogative.

I personally don't think I'm going to listen to anybody else who tries to bait him onto a podcast by enabling him or otherwise, Goldy's was fun while it lasted but it really feels like that tit on the utter is shriveled and milked dry.

I'll be the first to admit I've went out of my way to troll him a few times this year so I'm not climbing on a pedestal here, but people have really gone crazy with it recently. It's time to get back to everyone just observing and keeping their hands out of things, at least for a while anyway. Not out of pity for him ofcourse, but because as we've said time and time again he doesn't need to be trolled to provide content, he always has and always will make a public spectacle and an ass out of himself without us lifting a finger.

Still a little disappointing no 'Horror of Lucas Werner Christmas Special'. But it's funny watching this lardass make a bigger fool of himself all month

I never thought I'd get so many gifts for Christmas as an adult. This shit just keeps on going.

Hopefully he gets post blocked again given how ablist Lucas is and rages about it on Instagram. Like clockwork he's begging others to fight his battles. Nobody likes you Lucas, but keep on acting like you have friends. And please pick a platform to spout your incel poison, nobody is interested in checking YouTube and Instagram for your retard thoughts of the day

The Freak is calling for @klickitat to be harassed and "supposedly" her channel has been reported.

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He's also a fat pedophile like Dahvie Vanity

Honestly, youtube doesn't give a shit about anything that isn't monetized. The worst they ever do to Lucas content is age restrict it, which Klickitat has shown to do himself for particularly egregious videos. It's actually pretty hard to even get age restricted. I've only had it happen once and they removed the age restriction when I appealed. Most of what they do to people like Lucas is just push them to the back of the site so you have to go looking for them.

Also, you can remove likes and dislikes, Lucas just couldn't figure out how. Not that you'd want to. It's a terrible idea.

Edit: Someone needs to tell Lucas that he sounds like Dahvie Vanity with all this "haters motivate me" bullshit

 

[mothman96]

He’s so weird about that money he has “saved up” .He knows, we know and I think all of IG knows that he doesn’t have access to it. When he finds a place (if) he has to fill out paperwork for the funds to go to the landlord. It’s not actually his money in any way. Sometimes I think he doesn’t know how money or his benefits work.

It is actually his money, since it came from his check. Now as to the "payee" and the control she has over it, that is something we don't officially know. She is responsible that whatever bills Lucas has get paid, like when he paid rent, and I think he still pays for his phone service.

 

[Wernology]

I am way on the periphery of Wernworld. I only get my info from this thread. But what has happened in the last couple months that’s led to this amount of poking the cow and catfishing with Lucas? I liked following this thread because he produced quality content with minimal to no prodding. It seems since the goldaor interviews started, the amount of people actually interacting with Lucas went on the increase. Now we have full on multiple trolling and catfishing efforts happening.

I am just curious what changed that has led to this level of direct interaction/trolling lately?

I maintain sticking with the kiwi rules. No interacting with the cows directly. I’m just curious as to why now have all these trolls have come into the open to start messing with him?

Part of it, I think, was he started commenting on videos where he can't control who or what gets posted in response to him. The only time I remove comments are if they're spam, if they have personal info that isn't public (you know, actual doxxing), or when youtube automatically removes things. "Hold for review" catches some stuff that doesn't belong there, but it also catches a lot of spam and doxxing attempts as well. I check it regularly and publish anything that doesn't fall under those first two things.

Since Lucas can't control people commenting about what a creep he is, he loses his shit in the comments on the videos I upload like they're not things he recorded himself and uploaded to a public Instagram account.

Not only that, he keeps responding which is funny enough to get people to keep poking him with sticks in youtube comments because he turns into a frothing, rage-y word salad spewer when that happens. People would still comment if he wasn't responding, as they've been commenting since the start, but when Lucas' balding, fat head pops up, it turns into a big game of whack-a-creep.


I'd be willing to be the main reason he moved mostly to IG was so he could very easily block people from commenting and seeing his things, and there was no "dislike" button for people to hit on his posts since IG basically gives the option to like a post in various ways--though people could just start reacting with clown emojis, I guess.

Facebook is similar, it's easier for him to block people and keep them from commenting, rating, or seeing his content, though I know he's been restricted there more than once which may be why he sticks mostly to IG.

 

[LeeLoo]

What a Wern-a-Coaster this has all been. I hope this interview tonight offers a bounty of Christmas miracles. Merry Christmas Wernologists

 

[Narr Then]

'my fans'.

Ugh.

 

[ThomasAudley]

Yeah his sense of entitlement is off the charts if he thinks someone will Doordash him Clinkerdagger. Who knows, he seems to have enough freak paypigs that’d be willing to do it.

 

[Wernology]

'my fans'.

Ugh.

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You know, when he eventually realizes that his "fans" are just there to watch him dance like a poorly trained monkey on a roadside circus, he's going to flip his shit like he did when he couldn't deny any longer that @Goldaor had been trolling him for months.

 

[WonderWino]

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Here's why you shouldn't give money to Lucas! (Sent by a pal)

and yet another lie from the wern. He can't tap into that money, its literally being kept from him specifically to pay for long term housing, which is why he isn't allowed to touch it in the first place. Even if he were to find such housing he still wouldn't get access to it, as it would go straight to whoever he was renting from

He’s so weird about that money he has “saved up” .He knows, we know and I think all of IG knows that he doesn’t have access to it. When he finds a place (if) he has to fill out paperwork for the funds to go to the landlord. It’s not actually his money in any way. Sometimes I think he doesn’t know how money or his benefits work

He doesn't know shit about how benefits work in general beyond 'they pay me every month cause i'm disabled' cause someone else did everything for him signing him. All hes ever done is sign paperwork at best. That said, he certainly knows he doesn't have access to that money as his wrangler would have specifically explained what the purpose of that money was and told him he couldn't just spend it. Its part of their job

It is actually his money, since it came from his check. Now as to the "payee" and the control she has over it, that is something we don't officially know.

Its only his money in theory, in practice he will never have any access to it himself for the already stated reasons. We do know that he isn't allowed access to it because hes admitted to it at least once, to say nothing of the fact that if he was allowed to touch it he would have blown it on steak dinners and hotel rooms and all the other stuff be buys on payday long before now

Yeah his sense of entitlement is off the charts if he thinks someone will Doordash him Clinkerdagger. Who knows, he seems to have enough freak paypigs that’d be willing to do it.

With all the trolling going on someone should at least troll him with the food if they're going to uber him anything. Say, getting a stale burger bun, putting a big slab of raw fatback or lard in it in place of normal burger ingredients, douse it in mustard, wrap it up in a mcdonalds delivery bag and get the uber to take that to him

He's be pissed. He'd also likely still eat it. and if he did, just keep saying 'ok fatback' every time he posts a rant to remind

 

[mothman96]

Its only his money in theory, in practice he will never have any access to it himself for the already stated reasons. We do know that he isn't allowed access to it because hes admitted to it at least once, to say nothing of the fact that if he was allowed to touch it he would have blown it on steak dinners and hotel rooms and all the other stuff be buys on payday long before now

Only his payee and the Freak know what access he has to the savings. Lucas can indeed lie to keep his enablers providing for him.,

 

[Rescuetoast]

Yeah lemme just mosey on down and DoorDash food from a restaurant where a side salad costs like eleven dollars. That’s not entitled at all.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

None of this is quality content, it's all trash.

His ego is off the charts, as been said, and the interview won't provide anything new, as has also been said, unless someone actually can hold Lucas to a difficult question.

And it won't work, because he'll just start screaming.

So essentially, as has been said, there's no reason to give Lucas any food in exchange for interviews, when he lets out more horrible details about himself freely, and is more guarded when he's being interviewed.

Unless someone can hold him to questions, and to do that they would have to find something to hold over his head, which is impossible because he only cares about food, and he's getting that, it's just a waste of time and resources.

Hope all you clever trolls have fun wasting your money on food and hotel rooms, when you could have given that money and those resources to actual deserving poor people who aren't pedophiles and pieces of garbage.

 

[Rescuetoast]

None of this is quality content, it's all trash.

His ego is off the charts, as been said, and the interview won't provide anything new, as has also been said, unless someone actually can hold Lucas to a difficult question.

And it won't work, because he'll just start screaming.

So essentially, as has been said, there's no reason to give Lucas any food in exchange for interviews, when he lets out more horrible details about himself freely, and is more guarded when he's being interviewed.

Unless someone can hold him to questions, and to do that they would have to find something to hold over his head, which is impossible because he only cares about food, and he's getting that, it's just a waste of time and resources.

Hope all you clever trolls have fun wasting your money on food and hotel rooms, when you could have given that money and those resources to actual deserving poor people who aren't pedophiles and pieces of garbage.

That’s what gets me too. If you wanna blow $100 on homeless people, I’m sure there’s a family shelter near you that would be extremely grateful for $100 worth of personal care products (for example). But blowing $100 on Lucas? What a fucking waste. God.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

Looks like Dream Chaser is back at it

 

[Nobleman]

That’s what gets me too. If you wanna blow $100 on homeless people, I’m sure there’s a family shelter near you that would be extremely grateful for $100 worth of personal care products (for example). But blowing $100 on Lucas? What a fucking waste. God.

Not advocating violence or anything, but technically a 100 bucks could go to, well I dunno, maybe some Spokane homeless tweekers or junkies who would gleefully beat Lucas up for such an amount. Much more productive use. But not being serious, just hypothetically....