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Any reason why SOFALAW would claim this?
Any reason why SOFALAW would claim this?
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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Hey Lucas, the Spokane Pedo Freak. Get motivated till your head explodes. You are still going to live in Inceldoom until you die.
Inceldoom Lucas, Past, Present, and Future.
Inceldoom Lucas, Past, Present, and Future.
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If we're so beneficial towards his motivation then why does he want us to fuck off?
Lucas can't even insult people like a zoomer correctly.
Fatal Walter
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Ah here we go. According to his last video he got so fed up with Klickitat that he's going to be posting on his original channel (Lucas Werner) again. Which people will choose to watch the Klickitat version anyway probably because Lucas is no fun and turned off his comments.
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Blah blah blah “gimme food”
but also: “I can post on YouTube again, I’m on the Lucas Werner channel.”
Christmas fucking miracle.
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As a zoomer, I can tell you that I've never heard anyone say anything like ”haters are motivators”.
That's the sort of thing 45 year old white women called Karen tell each other on Facebook.
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Not a woman, just FYI.
Also, even if the pedo does get the channel taken down, which he won't, as the content doesn't violate any rules, I have everything backed up in multiple places.
Specifically, on a 4TB external, one of my 2TB internals, on iCloud, OneDrive, and my NAS.
Honestly, him posting to youtube again makes things easier. The downloader I have for youtube is a lot nicer than the little app I use to grab it from IG (and the app doesn't have a desktop version either).
And, since I leave comments on and he has his off because he melts down when he doesn't get any positive feedback, I'm sure he'll be extra angry that I don't give up.
Lucas was DMming multiple "friends" on Instagram bragging about being ubered to the Ritz and telling them what time he'd arrive, because he was so pleased with himself for finally bagging a rich zoomer to take care of him.
A few of those people leaked screenshots to SOFALAW (at the very least) and even more were shared among people privately. Most weren't posted publicly as Lucas does tend to remember what he said to who then watches this thread to see if anyone is leaking info. The main reason I don't give details about the DMs I have with him or post screenshots is I don't know who all he's told or if he's used different wording, and if he suspects anyone he's DMming of being in SOFALAW or on KF, he blocks them.
I enjoy my all access pass to insanity but, honestly, since I'm not a zoomer and don't pretend to be one, nothing really happens that would be of interest or note.
Edit: It's still uploading so the embedded video won't work yet, but I have errands to run and whatnot so...
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That kiss at the end 
Put some fucking clothes on and stop trying to pull off the 'smouldering hunk' look. You'll only ever be a mouldering lump.
I feel seriously icky after watching that.
Put some fucking clothes on and stop trying to pull off the 'smouldering hunk' look. You'll only ever be a mouldering lump.
I feel seriously icky after watching that.
WonderWino
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What a loon. Yeah, sure. 'I called the police and told them my ex admitted to killing multiple people, exactly how he did it and where he dumped the bodies and they did nothing!'
Uh huh. You told the cops you knew where someone had dumped bodies of murder victims and they did nothing. Oh yeah, i'm sure that happened. Sounds like a delusional nutcase with a history of spouting nonsense to me. Which isn't surprising considering its already pointed out that shes as mental as lucas
Jeremiah the Bullfrog said:
Lucas doesn't do de escalation. If you push him he'll just ragequit on the spot, like he did with goldaor
and that didn't take long
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“There’s no way YouTube should allow these guys to hold me accountable by playing my videos uninterrupted with minimal commentary”
Sorry about that. Somewhere along the line must of gotten the impression you were a woman.
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Lucas thinks I am.
I just haven't bothered to correct him on it.
It's just as well, we all know how he feels about friendships with men anyway.
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Make sure to hit that dislike button! That will upset him. I kinda thought that is why he stopped posting on YouTube to begin with.
Now that's a button he can't control.
Fatal Walter
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Honestly, youtube doesn't give a shit about anything that isn't monetized. The worst they ever do to Lucas content is age restrict it, which Klickitat has shown to do himself for particularly egregious videos. It's actually pretty hard to even get age restricted. I've only had it happen once and they removed the age restriction when I appealed. Most of what they do to people like Lucas is just push them to the back of the site so you have to go looking for them.
Also, you can remove likes and dislikes, Lucas just couldn't figure out how. Not that you'd want to. It's a terrible idea.
Edit: Someone needs to tell Lucas that he sounds like Dahvie Vanity with all this "haters motivate me" bullshit
Also, you can remove likes and dislikes, Lucas just couldn't figure out how. Not that you'd want to. It's a terrible idea.
Edit: Someone needs to tell Lucas that he sounds like Dahvie Vanity with all this "haters motivate me" bullshit
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Holy shit- I can't even keep up with how turbo his drama has gone at this point. You can't even go to sleep or do chores for a couple of hours without a whole new installation of Gone With The Wind here.
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Lucas: "Gen-Z is a greedy agephobic generation"
Also Lucas: "I need to date Gen-Z girls at all costs!"
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I am way on the periphery of Wernworld. I only get my info from this thread. But what has happened in the last couple months that’s led to this amount of poking the cow and catfishing with Lucas? I liked following this thread because he produced quality content with minimal to no prodding. It seems since the goldaor interviews started, the amount of people actually interacting with Lucas went on the increase. Now we have full on multiple trolling and catfishing efforts happening.
I am just curious what changed that has led to this level of direct interaction/trolling lately?
I maintain sticking with the kiwi rules. No interacting with the cows directly. I’m just curious as to why now have all these trolls come into the open to start messing with him?
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I am just curious what changed that has led to this level of direct interaction/trolling lately?
I maintain sticking with the kiwi rules. No interacting with the cows directly. I’m just curious as to why now have all these trolls come into the open to start messing with him?
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YES. Dislike Lucas YouTube videos, then comment on @klickitat videos. Also, I propose that none of us watch the livestream, yet wait until @klickitat archives and uploads it to his channel, so that Lucas’s narcissism and ego doesn’t get that stroke by the viewer numbers that he ABSOLUTELY pays attention to, and also to not reward his enablers. This coddling has to stop.
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There is little evidence of KF'ers being the one's doing the trolling besides @Goldaor (who I think should keep doing his podcast, but with other lolcows pls do Russ Greer).
However, just within the last few days I've noticed a strange uptick in "longtime lurker, came here from YT", including two in the last 24h.
Somebody brought a lot of attention to The Wern, and whoever it is I don't think they are endemic to KiwiFarms.