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One of the things I find most interesting/disturbing about Chris is his recent assertion that he can't die and will live on for thousands of years.

I wonder what his response would be if you asked him if he's bulletproof? Are we going to witness the death of Chris by him jumping off a building thinking he'll survive?
 
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And he is so proud of that depressing video of him being a selfish asshole making his dad feel and look miserable that he included it in the "Special edition" of that idiotic and egocentric DVD about him.

I also feel for Bob, known for his appreciation for good music, when he is lamenting the hoard swallowing part of his collection and how he can't locate it anymore and Chris responds with "You want music? Here you go!" and turns on some shitty "music" from the cheapass dollar-store christmas lights.

It's like "Fuck you and your jazz records, old man, you live in mongoland now and there is no turning back, enjoy your Fraggle Rock VHS".

Moppo. said:
One of the things I find most interesting/disturbing about Chris is his recent assertion that he can't die and will live on for thousands of years.

I wonder what his response would be if you asked him if he's bulletproof? Are we going to witness the death of Chris by him jumping off a building thinking he'll survive?
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Total and complete bullshit, he had acid reflux not that long ago and shit his pants and ran to the doctor thinking he was having a heart attack. I'd say that's wishful thinking and that he thinks that it'll be like that "eventually".
 
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Moppo. said:
One of the things I find most interesting/disturbing about Chris is his recent assertion that he can't die and will live on for thousands of years.

I wonder what his response would be if you asked him if he's bulletproof? Are we going to witness the death of Chris by him jumping off a building thinking he'll survive?
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I feel like it’s that combination of child-like ignorance of fleeting mortality with a spot of teenage “I’m invincible” logic and a large dosage of Chris never having to deal with actual danger or consequences to his actions.

His attitude makes all the more tempting to deck him in the shnoz when he boasts about his goddess powers just to see how he’d react when challenged with the limitations reality has set for him.
 
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That said, he's not well known for his understanding of religion. Remember ”GodJesus” and the time he thought Catholics were basically the same as Prods but had monastries?
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To me, what's even more telling is the series of text messages Chris sent the Idea Fags about why he isn't a Christian any more. He basically said that Christianity isn't for him because he isn't literally talking to Jesus like he was able to talk to whatever faggoty anime character they where pretending to be. It's really quite sad.
 
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Moppo. said:
One of the things I find most interesting/disturbing about Chris is his recent assertion that he can't die and will live on for thousands of years.

I wonder what his response would be if you asked him if he's bulletproof? Are we going to witness the death of Chris by him jumping off a building thinking he'll survive?
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He confuses arrested development with immortality.
 
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Moppo. said:
One of the things I find most interesting/disturbing about Chris is his recent assertion that he can't die and will live on for thousands of years.

I wonder what his response would be if you asked him if he's bulletproof? Are we going to witness the death of Chris by him jumping off a building thinking he'll survive?
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Or McDonald's mukbang. Though in James Randi challenge, they won't allow people to test that would cause injury or death.

He can't proof his psychic powers, what more he can do to proof he's immortal.
 
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I wonder what his response would be if you asked him if he's bulletproof? Are we going to witness the death of Chris by him jumping off a building thinking he'll survive?
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Some ween's probably had that idea.
ScrappyLobsterchu said:
To me, what's even more telling is the series of text messages Chris sent the Idea Fags about why he isn't a Christian any more. He basically said that Christianity isn't for him because he isn't literally talking to Jesus like he was able to talk to whatever faggoty anime character they where pretending to be. It's really quite sad.
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To be fair, he wasn't a Christian in any serious sense before that.

By ”faggoty anime character” do you mean the CPU goddesses from that Hyperdimension Neptunia vidya gaem?
 
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Chris on troll OCs such as Clyde Cash, says they're alt-dimension chroniclers. Source of the Discord cap is the Watchmen group.
 

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Chris on troll OCs such as Clyde Cash, says they're alt-dimension chroniclers. Source of the Discord cap is the Watchmen group.
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So what, every-fucking-one on glirby-glorbo dimension spends the day writing shitty fiction about their "counterparts"?

Let's say you are a low class worker with a regular-to-shitty life in "our" world.

Is some Sonichu out there thinking "Man, I wish I was a plumber wrestling a turd out of a clogged toilet right now, earning minimal wage and maybe, I don't know... watching my son die of leukemia? instead of being a carefree superpowered cartoon..."?

And he's writing a fanfic called "Josh the regular plumber" for no absolute reason at all?
 
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Naamaleipuri said:
..I assume Barbara wasn't allowed to feel happiness nor warmth of family this year either?
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I think Barb has one sister and a couple of nieces and nephews left. With the pandemic, I think she would be paranoid not to go. If anything, they would send a card. Given her history, Barb is awful with familial relationships, and relationships in general, just like Chris.
 
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At this point, this is becoming another reason why trolling modern Chris is a waste of time. His dimensional coping has inadvertently become a shield.
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It's beyond obnoxious, in Chris's manchild mind he wins every argument by default and if he sees a new OC fan creation he likes he can just go "Hmm yes, I see you have drawn (Character) from dimension C-197, nice of you to notice them" (Or any new cartoon character really) and now they're offically canonical characters he can draw in his comic and he's not being an unoriginal and uncreative plagiarist at all.

There's really not much difference between arguing with Chris and arguing with a small child who says things like "I have all the powers times infinity" aside from the child will eventually become more mature than Chris if they aren't already.
 
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