Jim Sterling / James "Stephanie" Sterling / James Stanton/Sexton & in memoriam TotalBiscuit (John Bain) - One Gaming Lolcow Thread

Duncan Hills Coffee said:
Wait are both of you talking about Jim? Because I was referring to Kim Justice, a different person entirely.
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I just cannot stand his stupid face wearing that ridiculous top hat and retarded getup.

How this guy thinks anybody could ever possibly take him seriously is baffling to me, though I suppose you could chalk it up to typical youtuber z-celebrity gone to his warped brain. Throw in that gay ass wrestling crap and his trooning out and it just makes everything more ridiculous.

What a total clown.
 
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The_MmmBop_Gang said:
I just cannot stand his stupid face wearing that ridiculous top hat and retarded getup.

How this guy thinks anybody could ever possibly take him seriously is baffling to me, though I suppose you could chalk it up to typical youtuber z-celebrity gone to his warped brain. Throw in that gay ass wrestling crap and his trooning out and it just makes everything more ridiculous.

What a total clown.
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Hug boxes, not even once.

I wonder what get up he's going to put on when the HRT really starts kicking in. Are we going to get Sailor Sterling?
 
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The_MmmBop_Gang said:
I just cannot stand his stupid face wearing that ridiculous top hat and retarded getup.

How this guy thinks anybody could ever possibly take him seriously is baffling to me, though I suppose you could chalk it up to typical youtuber z-celebrity gone to his warped brain. Throw in that gay ass wrestling crap and his trooning out and it just makes everything more ridiculous.

What a total clown.
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He's long deflected criticism with "it's satire". Him and his terrible gettup and his terrible production values are funny because it's "satire".
 
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angryjosevascepa69 said:
He's long deflected criticism with "it's satire". Him and his terrible gettup and his terrible production values are funny because it's "satire".
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I really despise that everything seemingly has to be layered in 10 levels of satire or irony. I know for creators its a cop-out to deflect criticisms of their programming, but lords is it annoying ot see it in action
 
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CharlesBarkley said:
"Ms. Sterling? Er.. did I come at a bad time?"

"Oh, no. Tyrone, Deshawn, Larry - go into the dildo room. Me and this Bobby need to talk... What is up? Here to have a creamy fat woman pee in your mouth?"

"Uh, no. Miss, your husband er- life partner, he uh- suffered a fatal stroke. He was found dead in the bathroom of a candy store. Uhm - this must hard and -"

"Oh! Oh. Well, you know. It happens. Anyways, I better go. He left some sort of legacy in this world complaining about children's toys or something. Anywho - if you change your mind, handsome. Come in and let me flush about ten gallons of fat girl pee into your mouth."
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It’s clearly not the case but it’d be pretty smart if it was all just a ruse to get a green card, he’d get to avoid sex with his unattractive wife while maintaining a relationship with someone else and if the government got suspicious they’d just have to look at them both and any doubt about them not being alternative lifestyle sexual deviants would instantly vanish.
 
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King Ghidorah said:
Jim has made an appearance in a brittish wrestling YouTube channel
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Jesus fuck. I just skimmed through the video and got to a point where he is talking about Vince McMahon subscribing to onlyfans "creators", and it not putting a dent in his capital. He doesn't understand money at all does he. And every company can kick people out for image.

How is he this retarded?
 
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Pickle Inspector said:
It’s clearly not the case but it’d be pretty smart if it was all just a ruse to get a green card, he’d get to avoid sex with his unattractive wife while maintaining a relationship with someone else and if the government got suspicious they’d just have to look at them both and any doubt about them not being alternative lifestyle sexual deviants would instantly vanish.
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I've always thought it was a green card scam. If you'd indulge my semi-autistic speculation, check out the spoiler below 👇

November 2019 - Jim takes the citizenship test

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It takes around 7 months or so between passing the test and the naturalisation ceremony

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January 2020 - Jim's first twitter mention of moving to Philly

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February 2020 - Jim is "settled" in Philly, sounds like a permenant move as opposed to a temporary indie wrestling thing, as has been suggested elsewhere in this thread

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June - November 2020 - Jim gets his citizenship around 8 months after the test and still lives in Philly

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Finally, he's not mentioned his wife on twitter in 2 years. Which would be unremarkable if it weren't for the above and that they got married by a friend in a lobster restaurant, if I remember the story correctly from old Podtoid. I'll see if I can dig it up.

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My personal theory is that it was all a scam, he got his green card and fucked off to another state with his bum boys.
 
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Parklife said:
I've always thought it was a green card scam. If you'd indulge my semi-autistic speculation, check out the spoiler below 👇

November 2019 - Jim takes the citizenship test

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It takes around 7 months or so between passing the test and the naturalisation ceremony

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January 2020 - Jim's first twitter mention of moving to Philly

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February 2020 - Jim is "settled" in Philly, sounds like a permenant move as opposed to a temporary indie wrestling thing, as has been suggested elsewhere in this thread

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June - November 2020 - Jim gets his citizenship around 8 months after the test and still lives in Philly

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Finally, he's not mentioned his wife on twitter in 2 years. Which would be unremarkable if it weren't for the above and that they got married by a friend in a lobster restaurant, if I remember the story correctly from old Podtoid. I'll see if I can dig it up.

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My personal theory is that it was all a scam, he got his green card and fucked off to another state with his bum boys.
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Fucking Bravo. TOPTEIR


I have been saying since Philly that he’s separated. I hugely doubt that ham planet would move to Philly since she has a son who’s like 14 now, worst time to uproot a kid to go live in the city with the second highest murder rate in the USA.

Also as a fan I noticed that he stopped mentioning the kid/wife. He would occasionally bring up the kid when he wanted to find example of a game not doing well with kids by saying “there is a kid here and he’s never heard of ___ game!” Or some shit like that.
 
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Pizdec said:
I find it hilarious that Jim, who is from the UK, hasn't stopped and thought "maybe doing HRT isn't a great idea to achieve non binary" after what had happened to Alan Turing. The UK government forced him to take HRT to stop his homosexuality, and it fucked his head up so much he eventually did a flip.
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Not that i am in favour of trying to medicate away the gay, but there is no evidence Alan Turing was depressed before he was found dead, in fact despite the chemical castration and legal troubles, he appeared quite cheerful and productive. It is 50/50 as to whether he died as a result of suicide or bad chemistry practices. Wikipedia has some more information. The Imitation Game, while an excellent film, took many creative and factual liberties.
 
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Thinking of starting a bet. Jim will most likely die from all that shit he puts in his body (aka his raging obesity) before any of the 49% will.
 
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