Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

If she's thinking it all the way through (ha ha), she'll make a point of only fucking Daniel. Paternity would put an even bigger legal leash on him than the marriage does for Cuckson.

That said, mark me down under there's no way she'll ever really have a kid.
Most likely would be Daniel is the real father, but they'll keep it vague to try and bullshit Jackson's wealthy family that the baby has anything to do with him. Lots of offended reactions to the idea of paternity tests and attempts to pass off the child as coming from all three of them/'we just don't know who the real father is and it doesn't matter anyway.'

Which means in the hellish event that the spawning comes to pass, someone from the Cuckson family (who likely monitors this thread) will want to know that the child will in no way be biologically linked to them, if that helps keep Becky at bay financially. Especially useful if Becky ever did kick Jackson to the curb but still demanded lavish child support.
 
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Mrs./Mr. Becks is getting into arguments with traditional gems about what judaism is and isn't before this chosen one is off to celebrate Xmas. Nothing new..
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Seeing how she found a group of autists sperging out over a fanfic musical a "religious experience I never have experienced before" last night, I would probably not take theological advice from her/him/it though.
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Mrs./Mr. Becks is getting into arguments with traditional gems about what judaism is and isn't before this chosen one is off to celebrate Xmas. Nothing new..
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Seeing how she found a group of autists sperging out over a fanfic musical a "religious experience I never have experienced before" last night, I would probably not take theological advice from her/him/it though.
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Of course Becky is the type of ex theater girl who thought liking one of the most popular musicals of all time made her unique.
 
Becky makes the ultimate bourgeoise mistake and uses her "latine home cleaners" as props in her POC larp.
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Literally worse than "I have black friends"

Look at Becky now use "latine" instead of "Latinx" now that ACTUAL HISPANICS have been fighting back on that bullshit pushed on their language by wannabe white saviours.

Nothing says "privileged white bitch" more than hiring two Hispanic maids...especially when you have no job and sit around all day. At least most well-to-do white bitches have the excuse of being too busy with a full time job and/or raising kids, but Becky has neither.
 
Nothing says "privileged white bitch" more than hiring two Hispanic maids...especially when you have no job and sit around all day. At least most well-to-do white bitches have the excuse of being too busy with a full time job and/or raising kids, but Becky has neither.
She's unemployed, they have two latina maids, and she's still had the gall to complain about being broke. I mean, we all knew when she was gung-ho about being a housewife at the start of the year she was going to do absolutely fuck-all, but it's interesting to see her claim to have two maids while also complaining about her (self-chosen) unemployment. Why aren't you doing the cleaning, Becky? Hell, if Jackson's still off, why isn't he doing it if you're going to shriek about gender roles even while allegedly being a man?

I tend to think the maids thing is true, because it would fit with Becky telling a story she thinks is cute but makes her look like an absolute cunt, same as when she thought it was a light-hearted couple thing when she suicide-baited so that Jackson could try and 'keep her alive' by reminding her of Disneyland things she could consoom next time she was there. I very much doubt that about her grandmother, though, and I'm sure it wouldn't take much to check.

This could be Becky's subtitle - it certainly should be under every one of her tweets: The fucking gall of this bitch.
 
She's unemployed, they have two latina maids, and she's still had the gall to complain about being broke. I mean, we all knew when she was gung-ho about being a housewife at the start of the year she was going to do absolutely fuck-all, but it's interesting to see her claim to have two maids while also complaining about her (self-chosen) unemployment. Why aren't you doing the cleaning, Becky? Hell, if Jackson's still off, why isn't he doing it if you're going to shriek about gender roles even while allegedly being a man?

I tend to think the maids thing is true, because it would fit with Becky telling a story she thinks is cute but makes her look like an absolute cunt, same as when she thought it was a light-hearted couple thing when she suicide-baited so that Jackson could try and 'keep her alive' by reminding her of Disneyland things she could consoom next time she was there. I very much doubt that about her grandmother, though, and I'm sure it wouldn't take much to check.

This could be Becky's subtitle - it certainly should be under every one of her tweets: The fucking gall of this bitch.
She's definitely talked about having cleaners before when they lived in the apartment. And their place is generally spotless in pics. I have no doubt she never walks her dog either because she would certainly tweet about it. Either a hired hand or the cucks do it. If she has a baby and the cucks have to go back to work, she'll undoubtedly hire a nanny. Trust that she's spoiled in every way imaginable.
 
If she's thinking it all the way through (ha ha), she'll make a point of only fucking Daniel. Paternity would put an even bigger legal leash on him than the marriage does for Cuckson.

That said, mark me down under there's no way she'll ever really have a kid.
And if she did it wouldn't be fathered by either of the cucks.
 
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She's unemployed, they have two latina maids, and she's still had the gall to complain about being broke. I mean, we all knew when she was gung-ho about being a housewife at the start of the year she was going to do absolutely fuck-all, but it's interesting to see her claim to have two maids while also complaining about her (self-chosen) unemployment. Why aren't you doing the cleaning, Becky? Hell, if Jackson's still off, why isn't he doing it if you're going to shriek about gender roles even while allegedly being a man?
I have a cousin who is married with 2 kids, and between her and her husband working while raising two kids, they just hire a maid every Friday to clean their place at $100 a pop.

Meanwhile, both Becky and Cuckson are without jobs, yet it doesn't occur to either of them to do the cleaning themselves and save that much needed cash. I guess they got too used to riding Mami and Mama Gerber's gravy trains to stop living as if they were still getting free paychecks every month.
 
I believe she has cleaners but this story, S all of her stories, is 100% made up. Aren’t her parents well to do Cubans, so what’s the likelihood her granny was a maid? Not exactly the dirt poor Mexican LA maids she’s implying.
Shes also never mentioned an altar before. Maybe because it goes against her chosen religion? (No, it is the Jews who are wrong.)
 
She's mentioned Jackson was to be off furlough:
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She certainly could have taken the pressure off at any time by getting a job of her own if she was that worried.

Then again, she'd need a complete personality transplant and six to twelve months of training before she'd be suitable to bus tables.
 
Wonder which "family" this might be: the parents she claimed to cut herself off from, the in-laws that supposedly cut her off, or the cucks themselves actually having the backbone to say "hey, maybe we shouldn't be spending so much money on weed gummies right now".

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Wait, it's okay if it's her parents, as long as they still send her prezzies despite her badmouthing them every chance she gets!

"Never been happier". Mmmmhmm. Using that constant weed high to great effect I see.
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