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Apple's App Store art is fucking horrendous | Flat art / Alegria / Corporate Memphis - click for feet
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Isn't "trypophobia" just a instinctual reaction to seeing something that vaguely resembles a nest of insects that could deliver pain? I saw this whole term rise up but to me it's like arachnophobia. No shit people are scared of things that resemble dangerous things.Triggering my trypophobia. If you don't know what it means I dare you to google it.
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Yes that's true but I wouldn't know what else to call it. I think the instinct is more about disease more than insects, although it could be a mix of both. I think there are some people that have an irrational fear that could be a phobia, but spiders, holes and snakes are generally hated/feared instinctually unless you expose yourself to them on a regular basis.
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Yeah, that commercial is going to give me an aneurysm. And it's not just the character design, either, but the smug look on their faces and the terrible dances. Possibly the worst commercial in circulation right now.
And I just got this piece of literal AIDS on my mobile browser. Looks like PayPal is jumping on-board as someone suggested earlier.
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I always saw it as resembling some sort of horrible fungal infection.
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How can this faceless guy carry his oat bars with those tiny hands?! Answer me, Wegmans!
Seriously, if this ad is supposed to show me the joy of friendship why did they make my buddies look like mannequins?
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Saw this ad on YouTube
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"overnight oats bars"
I can't even tell if this is a parody or not.
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Happy new year from Apple’s own interracial family of blob people.
Just what do they have against black women, anyway? I guess the kind of up-your-own-ass thinking that makes them believe anyone likes this kind of shitty art also makes them believe anyone truly wants to watch a look back at 2020 starring a bunch of celebrities.
Just about anything on the front page of the App Store that doesn’t already have an established art style looks like this in some manner. Here’s a video of how it looks today:
Something else I noticed: it’s so impersonal, I didn’t actually have to edit anything out that could dox me. It’s just so sterile and lifeless. I’d trust Chris-Chan to design a better storefront.
Just what do they have against black women, anyway? I guess the kind of up-your-own-ass thinking that makes them believe anyone likes this kind of shitty art also makes them believe anyone truly wants to watch a look back at 2020 starring a bunch of celebrities.
Just about anything on the front page of the App Store that doesn’t already have an established art style looks like this in some manner. Here’s a video of how it looks today:
Something else I noticed: it’s so impersonal, I didn’t actually have to edit anything out that could dox me. It’s just so sterile and lifeless. I’d trust Chris-Chan to design a better storefront.
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Of all the copy + paste styles to clone, why would Apple choose to make some even more horrifying version of Kroger's garbage? Why do they have sphere heads yet realistic bodies?
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Those faces though, this sounds like a joke doesnt it? No, I think its real
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God, it's everywhere now. This ad was on the Reddit app.
And this TV commercial for Duolingo combines Humans Of Flat and Calarts for a double dose of AIDS.
I'm ready for the apocalypse.
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I like how only the asian has a mask on.
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Even more cancer in a Visionworks commercial.
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Nothing better to advertise glasses then a bunch of flat boring shapes that make you want to burn your eyes.
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Now I wish my vision didn't work
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I guess Refinery29 is some kind of black peepo style blog or something.
What the fuck is this?
Also what the fuck is this? The globohomo is strong with Brave today.
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>not using ungoogled chromium
you get what you fucking deserve