Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Moviebob used to be my favorite cow

He's still worth a laugh.

Nice username, by the way.

 

[Fatal Walter]

Great, he's charging my going rates now. I can't believe he could possibly think his videos are worth that.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

He's still worth a laugh.

Nice username, by the way.

Thanks.

I knew nothing of Lucas when I found his page. I generally avoid unfamiliar lolcows because they tend to have loads of backstory and lore that you need to learn to understand what's going on, but just the way Lucas acted in his YouTube videos drew me in and made me want to know more.

A reason The Geek Room interviews were so irritating is because they just kept asking Lucas the same two questions ad nauseum.
Either:
"Why do you think you deserve a woman?"
or
"Why do you think socialism means you never have to work?"
Just these two, over and over again.
This is the problem with "interviewing" somebody after doing the bare minimum of research into them.
Anyone who has read this thread long enough eventually realizes his "socialism" is just a paper-thin pickup line because some talking head on CNN told him that everyone in gen z is a socialist.
It literally doesn't go deeper than that, you saw this, they asked Lucas to describe his vision of socialism and it was literally just "government does things", that's how shallow this hobo imp is.
They treated him far too kindly and with far more respect than he deserves, and he just exploited that kindness to rudely talk over them and babble about his make-believe internet enablers.
They just kept ignoring audience questions from people who knew about Lucas far better, and when they finally asked about Lucas's ideas to build a time machine, Lucas was so embarrassed that he couldn't even look at the phone while he mumbled about his "theories", it was hilarious, then they never followed up and went back to the dumb normie questions.
I'm glad that it sounds like they pulled the plug on inviting him on, they're just not prepared to make it worthwhile.

I don't think asking Lucas the "right" questions would even matter. His delusions are like an all but impenetrable dome around his head.

There's no reasoning with him. He's a lost cause.

Even the tiny cracks in his delusions seem to heal themselves in short order.

I like that he can't seem to fathom that somebody would send him food to mess with him.

It's like he doesn't get that not everybody is a poor fuck like him, and there are people who can afford to piss away a hundred dollars and not be fucked for the rest of the month.

And that he feels no shame for dancing for what amounts to other people's table scraps.

 

[Tracy Martel]

I don't know how many newfags are signing up recently and immediately beelining to this thread, but ya'll have got to lurk more and stop getting Mad on the Internet at Lucas. Yes, he's a huge piece of shit. I've even powerlevel'd and made my own mad at the internet post in this thread that got me tons of negratings.

I understand that you all want to come here and whine about how fat cow is getting gibmedats from paypigs, but, you gotta stop fucking doubleposting, announcing your lame ass troll attempts, and shitting up the thread with your constant whining. We're here to laugh at the idiot, not cry that idiots want to paypig for him.

I like that he can't seem to fathom that somebody would send him food to mess with him.

It's like he doesn't get that not everybody is a poor fuck like him, and there are people who can afford to piss away a hundred dollars and not be fucked for the rest of the month.

And that he feels no shame for dancing for what amounts to other people's table scraps.

Edit your posts so that they're all in one, don't shit the thread up with 2-3 posts in a row. It's a waste of time and space.

 

[PrincessKidana]

Until people stop feeding the cow, it looks like this is all he is going to post. He thinks his time and screeching is actually worth something. Hopefully the money and food stop and he returns to yelling into his phone about classism and agephobia.

 

[LeeLoo]

Forgot about these! This is how Fatty reacts when talking to women. During the first GR podcast, when the green hoodie girl started asking questions, he leaned over on his side in a pathetic attempt to look sexy

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

You ever think about how much happier Lucas would be if he gave up this fruitless quest for unobtainable pussy and unearned respect?

If he would just focus on food, he'd be living his best life.

He doesn't even seem to care all that much that he's living on the street when he has steady access to Clinkerdagger.

 

[VoidFace]

Thanks.

I knew nothing of Lucas when I found his page. I generally avoid unfamiliar lolcows because they tend to have loads of backstory and lore that you need to learn to understand what's going on, but just the way Lucas acted in his YouTube videos drew me in and made me want to know more.

In some ways Lucas is the perfect lolcow: self-milking, often upping the ante with his cringe/rage, with a large amount of lore but also immediately watchable for newcomers, etc.

It might be quite the achievement if it wasn’t because his life is a comedy of errors and pathetic-ness.

If he would just focus on food, he'd be living his best life.

Not possible. Lucas is completely controlled by his tiny lizard brain, like a rutting animal. Combine that with his malignant narcissism and happiness becomes an impossibility for Lucas.

Add to the mix his many untreated diseases or mental illnesses and you get a constant ticking clock for the next blow up.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

You ever think about how much happier Lucas would be if he gave up this fruitless quest for unobtainable pussy and unearned respect?

If he would just focus on food, he'd be living his best life.

He doesn't even seem to care all that much that he's living on the street when he has steady access to Clinkerdagger.

Yeah, because I was in a similar place. And oddly enough, once you stop desperately (and retardedly in Lucas' case) chasing pussy, the better chances you have of a woman wanting to be around you.

I hope if Lucas gets another chance at Section 8 housing, he learns by then to just shut up and live his own life as a comfy NEET. Or his libido dies by then. Rainbows.

 

[holeinthedark]

He only knows because he read it on here but I think some people already reported him anyways.
I'm not well versed in those types of laws especially in Washington

'But not cash'

Funny how he makes a point of not wanting to do things specifically for cash unless he absolutely has to. Makes me wonder if he knows doing shit under the table when hes on EBT and SSI can get him into serious shit if he gets caught

 

[Trainwreck]

Not sure if Lucas was able to get a bed anywhere last night, or if he will get one for tonight but I will confirm it is fucking cold out. I just ran a few errands downtown in proper winter gear and I was cold. Lucas has non-winter shoes, no hat/gloves and a coat that really doesn't look like it will be that warm. It's gonna be a looonnnngggg winter for fatty.

If ever he had a rational though in his swiss cheese brain, he'd be asking for someone to purchase winter gear for him rather than a minimum of $30 meals.

 

[ThomasAudley]

He's over at the Cannon Street warming shelter.

 

[denysdemontfort]

Not sure if Lucas was able to get a bed anywhere last night, or if he will get one for tonight but I will confirm it is fucking cold out. I just ran a few errands downtown in proper winter gear and I was cold. Lucas has non-winter shoes, no hat/gloves and a coat that really doesn't look like it will be that warm. It's gonna be a looonnnngggg winter for fatty.

If ever he had a rational though in his swiss cheese brain, he'd be asking for someone to purchase winter gear for him rather than a minimum of $30 meals.

He likely can't feel his feet or hands anymore and there's plenty of fat on the rest of it so it probably doesn't even phase him.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Not sure if Lucas was able to get a bed anywhere last night, or if he will get one for tonight but I will confirm it is fucking cold out. I just ran a few errands downtown in proper winter gear and I was cold. Lucas has non-winter shoes, no hat/gloves and a coat that really doesn't look like it will be that warm. It's gonna be a looonnnngggg winter for fatty.

If ever he had a rational though in his swiss cheese brain, he'd be asking for someone to purchase winter gear for him rather than a minimum of $30 meals.

It's a known fact that impressive meals attract chicks more than being properly dressed. That's Wernology 101.

 

[PrincessKidana]

I laugh at his use of the word "flexible"... if you watch the video someone gave him $100 worth of food ans drinks for, it is just his standard rambling with a few things thrown in about the person who paid for his "services". That isn't "flexible". That is just a waste of money.

And yes, I realize he meant about how much money he would accept but no amount of money is worth that shit.

 

[wenttobermuda]

I'll leave it to others to call out Lucas's social deficits, behavioral problems, and myriad mental health symptoms. I just want to laugh at him because he is ugly, fat and smelly. And also he has a comically small penis.

Well this thread has escalated. I wish I could say any of the podcasts were interesting to excuse touching the puke.

There's a lot going on in Wernology right now, but very little is interesting.

Much of it is a distraction from the joy of Lucas's dysfunction.

I guess I'm a Wernology hipster. I appreciate laughing at retards on a different level.

 

[Krathnami]

I hope if Lucas gets another chance at Section 8 housing, he learns by then to just shut up and live his own life as a comfy NEET. Or his libido dies by then. Rainbows.

At this point, I highly doubt he’ll get another shot at housing in Spokane after the way things turned out in the fart box. I don’t think fatty knows it yet, but that was his last chance. He’s spent the better part of his adult life in and out of institutions and sleeping rough blowing opportunity after opportunity to get his life on track and his shit together. It’s just not in the cards. I just don’t think he’s going to get another opportunity in Spokane. He’ll be homeless or in jail or institutionalized or any combination thereof for the rest of his life. His best bet is to go begging to his mom. I don’t have the same cynical view about her as other farmers. I think she would help him.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

At this point, I highly doubt he’ll get another shot at housing in Spokane after the way things turned out in the fart box. I don’t think fatty knows it yet, but that was his last chance. He’s spent the better part of his adult life in and out of institutions and sleeping rough blowing opportunity after opportunity to get his life on track and his shit together. It’s just not in the cards. I just don’t think he’s going to get another opportunity in Spokane. He’ll be homeless or in jail or institutionalized or any combination thereof for the rest of his life. His best bet is to go begging to his mom. I don’t have the same cynical view about her as other farmers. I think she would help him.

That blackmail stunt he did ought to ban him from government housing in that city for life. That's straight up malicious criminal behavior.

 

[Trainwreck]

That blackmail stunt he did ought to ban him from government housing in that city for life. That's straight up malicious criminal behavior.

What I find funny about that whole stunt, is that when he brings it up now saying "I haven't showered in two weeks because Pioneer kicked me out for trying to get rid of heroin junkies" as if he really thinks it was 2 weeks ago? He got kicked out of that place last February if I am remembering correctly.

 

[Narr Then]

What I find funny about that whole stunt, is that when he brings it up now saying "I haven't showered in two weeks because Pioneer kicked me out for trying to get rid of heroin junkies" as if he really thinks it was 2 weeks ago? He got kicked out of that place last February if I am remembering correctly.

Damn, wanted to go look this up but search isn't working.

Probably for the best, I've got 5 different pages open at the moment, just for Lucas