Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

Oops, she did it again
She ate all the food, got lost in the game
Oops, she thinks she'll get thin
That she'll fix all her shit
She's not that smart a gorl.

I'll take the autistic ratings lol.

 

[Beluga]

PARTY ANNOUNCEMENT
Come join ME, a retard with no interests, and my friend, another retard with no interests, for a party! Activities include sitting and staring at the floor, sitting and staring at the wall, and complaining.
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I'd pay to see Chantal standing on the table just to destroy it thanks to her gargantuan weight 0.2 seconds later, her ass up in the air shooting the barely digested McDonald's binge she surely had for snack while Peetz stands there awkwardly trying to come up with a sarcastic quip, BBJ and Sam finally managing to escape from the shithole they call home.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

I'd pay to see Chantal standing on the table just to destroy it thanks to her gargantuan weight 0.2 seconds later, her ass up in the air shooting the barely digested McDonald's binge she surely had for snack while Peetz stands there awkwardly trying to come up with a sarcastic quip, BBJ and Sam finally managing to escape from the shithole they call home.

Oh man. Someone should animate this. Chantal somehow hoists her bulk onto the table. The legs quiver, then dramatically snap off in a shower of splinters while she simultaneously crashes through the center. A fart noise plays. Peetz leaves her stuck in the remnants of the table, squealing and huffing, while he eats all the party food himself. The cats walk up, shit on her, then stroll away. Peetz leaves the room and shuts off the lights. The end.

 

[Freetimbit]

In response to someone telling her to get a job to occupy her time.

 

[pull over dat ass too fat]

I kept getting replies to my comments on her videos along the lines of "she's taking small steps towards her goal" etc etc and after reading the description of her McD's binge video using the same type of language I'm getting a feeling that she sockpuppets her comments section.

What sane person sees someone dying of multiple pulmonary embolisms, diabetes and "super severe chronic fatty liver disease" and thinks, "the best route for her to take is slow and steady"??

 

[Mr. Manchester]

In response to someone telling her to get a job to occupy her time.

That reply makes me smile more because of that one time Peetz bitched about her making more money than him on twitter.

 

[Lame Entropy]

I finally got around to watching her off track video. She's trying so hard to garner pity but it's just irritating and annoying. I think it was Null who said in one of his streams that there's a point where someone is so willfully pitiful and pathetic that you skip over feeling sympathy and just get angry.

 

[A borscht-on]

I guess she does have a job. She is so removed from reality that she doesn't understand what people mean when they talk about her getting a "real job," and I suppose she is fortunate enough to be alive during an era where being a true psycho hose-beast (nod to Chantal's beloved 90s) will net you some dollars. This is her job, she says.

Giving handies for cigarettes is a job of sorts. Dealing fentanyl to teenagers is a job. Soliciting passers-by on the sidewalk as you clutch a clipboard is a job of some kind. Wheedling coins and food from the public as you tent out on the sidewalk could be considered a job. Murdering a person in exchange for a bag of cash is definitely a job. Taking three dicks up your asshole on-camera for a cheque is undoubtedly a job. Farting, belching, not bathing, living in absolute squalor, and dripping mayonnaise from your mouth to get some feeder pesos is, without a doubt, a job.

So Chantal, in fact, does have a job. She's right!

 

[soulless guarantee]

In response to someone telling her to get a job to occupy her time.

Ah yes... The DarksydePhil defence. Yeah you might be making more money doing Youtube "as a job", but you spend all that money shoveling fast food and condiments down your throat. Just like all of DSP's money goes to mobile gacha games and a feed bag of oats for his soulmaid wife and he ends up needing to claim bankruptcy (which he saw as a victory...). Maybe if you got a normal job and had to think about your money, you would find that after the rent and bills are paid you don't have as much to spend on fast food and so would actually lose some weight (specifically, some weight from your super massive supernova fatty liver) because the purchasing decision would be out of your hands. All that money she is making is gone by the end of the month, whether it be on fast food, too-tight Torrid clothing that lives on the floor, or useless kitchen utensils/gadgets that get used once and then sit on the island to act as a tripod for her camera sorry, mobile phone. Youtube is her job and yet she does all her filming and editing on a mobile phone, despite having done this job for years.

However, just like how she is too far gone with regards to starting weightloss and becoming a normal-looking human, she is too far gone to be able to get a job. It's an interesting twist on the NEETbux lifestyle, but in this case it is a menopausal 30-odd year old woman rather than a failure-to-launch 30-odd year old neckbeard.

But I still love to watch it unfold

 

[sperginity]

Her nosebleeds make me wonder if she is getting her labwork done to make sure dosage is correct. She mentioned she had to go from a medication that didn’t have to be monitored back to warfarin because of the recent blood clots. She isn’t so good with follow through, which is probably why a doctor changed to the meds that ended up not working.
tl;dr: she’s fucked

Nosebleeds are a pretty common side effect of any blood thinner. Some people are unlucky and get nosebleeds easily because of the vasculature in their nose, or because they live in a dry area, etc. High blood pressure increases the risk as well. also...picking your nose, obviously, which I suspect has contributed to her problem a lot.

I wonder why she just doesn't eat what she wants and then barf it up. Too lazy I suppose. Forced barfing is a lot of work

I asked the same thing a couple of years ago when it was still physically possible for her to choose bulimia. Now she is on medications that would make the risk of sudden death increase dramatically if she tried to force herself to vomit. and she probably couldn't get much up anyway because her stamina is terrible. When people are forced to vomit (either from bulimia, or as a life saving effort after swallowing something dangerous), it is much more difficult to vomit productively than when people naturally feel ill. The force of the vomiting is way lower when nausea is not involved. Bending people over at the waist makes use of gravity to help empty the stomach, even the dimmer bulimics on programs like intervention figured that out. Chantal is shaped like a fridge, I doubt she can bend over and if she can, there is no way she could do it for long. So if she had to try she would have to be sitting, it is a literal uphill battle, to force stuff through an upright esophagus. Blood pressure gets extremely high during forced vomiting and can rupture blood vessels in the esophagus. stomach, throat, eyes, etc, her blood thinners make it really unsafe. She has some other risk factors from her hysterectomy, like possible hernia if she made a habit of trying to vomit.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Back to cleaning the room. Hopefully it will be done today...hopefully.

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But, but, but...

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The comment and like/dislike ratio cycle of off (muh mentalz!) and on is alive and well, it seems.

These bitches need to stop using the word hope in any form. Hope has a very distinct connotation of passivity. Come on, English major, use your words and pick something more active.

 

[Rasputin's Side Piece]

"So just for a piece of mind for those videos I think it is best at least in the beginning."

Honors English, ladies and gentlemen.

"Hope you can join Peetz and I on a New Year's livestream..."

Grammar Nazi says NOPE! English Honors should say: "Hope you can join Peetz and ME..."

I promise not to keep doing this, but she is so fricking phony about EVERYTHING and I take my grammar seriously. I am bracing myself for the puzzle pieces...

 

[Dutch Courage]

Giving handies for cigarettes is a job of sorts. Dealing fentanyl to teenagers is a job. Soliciting passers-by on the sidewalk as you clutch a clipboard is a job of some kind. Wheedling coins and food from the public as you tent out on the sidewalk could be considered a job. Murdering a person in exchange for a bag of cash is definitely a job. Taking three dicks up your asshole on-camera for a cheque is undoubtedly a job.

These are jobs, in which they require efforts that take time (even a whole day) to carry out. That's what she's not getting. When people say "get a job", they don't mean for the money (but fortunately, jobs do come with money). They mean "get busy with something to occupy your mind", so she isn't fucking eating all day. The impulse is a rational one, but hopelessly naive, since Chatal is the very definition of unemployable, with a proven track record as such. YouTube really is her only bread and butter; she has no other options (and don't tell me about feeders; the number of feeders who want to feed her and hear about farts, wet shits, and hysterectomies is trivial-to-none. Even they have standards of beauty. She barely has feeders and wouldn't know what to do with them anyway) YouTube is it. But she spends 20 minutes a day on her videos. I'm sure editing comments is a full time job, but not sure it should count. It's a subsidized hobby, not a job. I guess I'm glad she doesn't call herself an "artist"; she has backed off "celebrity" after testing the waters with it last year,

Regarding another issue in the news, I'm really curious to see if the haydurs ramp up reporting her channel for self-harm. As she reaches this critical juncture in her life-and-death struggle ("struggle" the absolutely the wrong word; she hasn't ever attempted a struggle...) , she is also reaching the point where she really might be in danger of having her gravy train yanked from her. All it takes is one busybody Karen at the YouTube Demonetization Office to take a righteous stand, and *poof* She'll have nightmares about all the food she threw away (*always remember: pics or gtfo with Chantal) when the plug gets yanked. She is hot-headed enough that one of her chimpouts might contain language that crosses the line; some of them have before. I don't necessarily hope they do demonetize her because I am against that kind of meddling in principle, and I'd just as soon keep her motivated to keep posting until the last day on her deathbed ("TMI! Runny Stool Storytime! Triple McWhopper and Cheezy Fries!"). But I see the haydurs as an invisible swarm that is inevitable, and shit's gotta land somewhere. Oh the hilarity that might ensure, I'm torn...

So, to review, this month we have been treated to diabetes and fatty liver disease. She continues to eat like a supertubbo. Her room is a filthy pigsty with broken shit in it. Downstairs is a filthy pigsty with broken shit in it. The carpets look like an army of grease mechanics have marched on them. Avalanches of boxes everywhere. Torrid hauls lying soiled on the floor. She has lived there eight fucking months; the place should still smell like fresh paint and carpet. She is a slob that puts slobs to shame. Shits and farts. Farts and shits. Runny shits and stinky farts. Farts and shitting. Peetz farts too. Eating. Lies about diets. Lies about therapists. Wheezing, and chest pains. Sad attempts at human interaction via livesteams. Farts, shit, stink, grease, dirt, mess, eating, lies, shit. Nothing mentally ill here, folks. No disorders present. Just a luscious influencer living the life of luxury with a handsome man and all the latest kitchen gadgets here. No death spiral. No insanity. No sickness... It's a sunny lifestyle we viewers lust after and are driven to jealousy over.

Gotta say, 2020 is ending on even a better cliffhanger than 2019 did. Boy, anything can happen. Except good things.

 

[Smoovy Jay]

The comment and like/dislike ratio cycle of off (muh mentalz!) and on is alive and well, it seems.

These bitches need to stop using the word hope in any form. Hope has a very distinct connotation of passivity. Come on, English major, use your words and pick something more active.

“Hope” and “tomorrow” is all Chantal has. But for her, tomorrow is a little iffy

 

[Madam Spergwell]

What exciting festivities are in store for us on her New Year's Eve live stream? Will she manage to get up for it or just stream from her bed while wearing her sparkling sequin dress? Will her viewers donate to see her kiss Peetz at midnight? Will she treat us to a rendition of Auld Lang Syne preformed entirely in farts? I'm on pins and needles.

 

[Burger King]

To be fair, chantal definitely earns her place as ‘freakshow entertainer’ and puts more effort into that than she ever could at a real job.

 

[Loris Yeltsin]

As much as I'd enjoy a milestone train wreck of a New Year's stream, the whole thing's most likely going to be hours of Chantal saying "Hi!" in the annoying baby voice to every single fucking person entering the chat, Peetz expressionlessly complaining how it's dumb and stupid and dumb to celebrate New Year's, or to ever enjoy anything in general, and a surprise nosebleed, which will mark the sole highlight.

 

[draculasestateagent]

As much as I'd enjoy a milestone train wreck of a New Year's stream, the whole thing's most likely going to be hours of Chantal saying "Hi!" in the annoying baby voice to every single fucking person entering the chat, Peetz expressionlessly complaining how it's dumb and stupid and dumb to celebrate New Year's, or to ever enjoy anything in general, and a surprise nosebleed, which will mark the sole highlight.

I agree, the first ten minutes at least will be her squinting into the camera and shrieking “hi Marissa!! Hi joe!!”

 

[clusterfuckk]

In response to someone telling her to get a job to occupy her time.

you tube is my job

Lol not for long Fatso.

 

[escándalo]

One thing i noticed she is mimicing Big Al again shock I know.

She is starting to hold her content hostage but its odd its like for herself but her audience too. she shay "I will clean my room then hopefully a positive video will ensue" We discussed this like 20 pages back or somewhat but the last 2 - 3 weeks she is really riding Amber's dick

1. The abbie sharp video - Amber said she should film a binge / chantal does so
2. Doubling down on EDs Amber has not been deterred by youtubes policy change but Chantal was but since Amber is doing it more Chantal seems emboldened.
3. Punishment of audience
4. Monetising cleaning
5. Monetising xmas gifts - other vlogmas channels dont really do it unlike Al
6. the cycle
7. capitalising on her defeats.