Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

Nik's intentional romp through Wal-Mart in a disabled cart is both tasteless and hypocritical.

There are people who legitimately grew up poor, were veterans, or grew up in a household with poor eating habits or other dysfunction, and now are fat as a result of their background (and borgers). Nik, who apparently was well off enough to go vegan for a long time, has no such excuse to do this. By pantomiming people who use these carts, he shows that even with his opportunities and background, he was too retarded to avoid that fat, fat, fate; in no respect is this comedic or a parody, which is what he must think it is, putting that corny background music on.
 
It's not just Florida. This is a crazy woman in Michigan. Again, customers acted like nothing was wrong.
That video is iconic and she is legendary! You will kneel before her. You accuser of the fuckin brethren.

BTW I hate asking this but what did nik look like before he started to eat
 
BTW I hate asking this but what did nik look like before he started to eat
Nik.JPG

There's a bunch more on Google Images.
 
Food can be used as a coping or comfort mechanism. It can also be used as a form of self-harm or even self-preservation.

It is unfortunately common for children and teens who are sexually abused, for example, to intentionally gain weight so they become less attractive to their abuser(s). They do this instead of injuring themselves (cutting), shaving their hair, etcetera. This can also spiral out of control, either because food also becomes a comfort mechanism for them or because the abuse never ceases and they subconsciously try to double down on eating in the hopes it will stop. I believe quite a few of the My 600-Lb Life cast cited this as the genesis of their weight gain. It's very unfortunate and it's easy to sympathize with these poor souls.

Then you have Nikocado Avocado.

To think this man was once playing the violin at weddings.
 
Last edited:
Imagine if someone did that to Nick when he's shopping at Walmart.

View attachment 1818893
There's a bunch more on Google Images.
He completely destroyed himself. What a shame. No homo, but he was a good looking guy. And it wasn't even that long ago that he looked like that.

All that fast food garbage also makes you impotent. It's really sad. These muck bangers are usually already morbidly obese, but he went from that to this:
 

Attachments

  • Imagejklg1.jpg
    Imagejklg1.jpg
    1.2 MB · Views: 223
He completely destroyed himself. What a shame. No homo, but he was a good looking guy. And it wasn't even that long ago that he looked like that.

All that fast food garbage also makes you impotent. It's really sad. These muck bangers are usually already morbidly obese, but he went from that to this:
That ragu cheese sauce isn't even good, it doesn't taste like anything.

If you're going to be fat as hell, do it Ye Olden European Nobility style and only consume excess quantities of the highest quality, make sure that when you're damned to hell for your gluttony, you're taking that fucking gout demon down with you.
 
It's not just Florida. This is a crazy woman in Michigan. Again, customers acted like nothing was wrong.
I think people just innately know not to fuck with crazy.
That ragu cheese sauce isn't even good, it doesn't taste like anything.

If you're going to be fat as hell, do it Ye Olden European Nobility style and only consume excess quantities of the highest quality, make sure that when you're damned to hell for your gluttony, you're taking that fucking gout demon down with you.
With death fats it's not even about food quality, it's quantity. Their goal is seemingly to just feel stuffed. None of the ones on the forum can appreciate good food.
 
im bored so i did a calorie count for his latest video

4843E82C-B05D-4423-AFF5-3D74544761F0.png

Beef nacho fries - 740 cals (finished)
2 large nacho fries with dip - 640 cals (finished)
30-40 McNuggets - 1600 calories (finished)
Large fries - 500 calories (didn’t eat much, so I’ll say 200 calories)
2 double quarter pounders - 1480 calories (finished)
A single bowl of steamed collard greens because he still insists he’s healthy (???)

orlin ate some of it. probably 1/4 to 1/3. ill be generous and say 1/3.

740 + 640 + 1600 + 200 + 1480 = 4660

4660 * 2/3 = 3107 calories in one sitting

8953ADEA-EC0C-4BE4-A7E5-5CC3F2FD6D50.png


even when he appears to be getting relatively little food, it’s just so loaded with calories that he manages to injest 1.5 times what you’re supposed to eat in a day in an hour. Add on top of that the fact that he exerts literally no energy (not even changing his shirt) and its a grim outlook. He mentioned at the end of the video today that he’d better watch My 600 Lb Life because he’d end up on it (and then said its just water weight). I don’t understand how you can be as self aware as he is and continue doing this to yourself. Like... for what? YouTube money is gonna dry up in a few years, what’s he going to do as a mordibly obese man whos been unemployed for years?
 
Back