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[Garbage.Theory]

Uh, I’m 100% Not A Scientist, but... titty skittles cause gene resequencing wut? View attachment 1820025
Mind you, looking at the profile helps me to understand why both the U.K. Labour Party and U.K. tertiary education are going side by side right down the shitter these days
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No, it doesn’t. Unless you include cancer.

 

[Sourceress]

Uh, I’m 100% Not A Scientist, but... titty skittles cause gene resequencing wut? View attachment 1820025
Mind you, looking at the profile helps me to understand why both the U.K. Labour Party and U.K. tertiary education are going side by side right down the shitter these days
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I knew troons were, on the whole, absurdly uneducated especially wrt biology, but... "taking horse piss pills will make your LUNGS SHRINK" was a surprising take even coming from them.

Oh god, and this is even a woman. Does she think that if she takes exogenous testosterone, her lungs will grow? Will they become too big for her ribcage? Are all ftms doomed to die a horrifying death as their lungs continue expanding until their ribs puncture them? The implications of this are incredible.

 

[Touch Fuzzy Get Dizzy]

This idiot would like to know if her lesbian co-worker is averse to girldick.
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Nobody expects the Tranish Inquisition!

 

[ScouseGobshite]

Nobody expects the Tranish Inquisition!

Should I be embarrassed at how hard that legit made me laugh? OH WELL!

 

[Garbage.Theory]

There's undoubtedly some weird epigenetic effects from taking titty skittles but this whole field isn't well-understood. By people with PhDs.

Doesn't stop the troons from going on twitter and talking about weird shit tho. It's not going to affect your lung volume.

This is probably the paper they are talking about?

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3266051/

It does look like hormones affect lung volume! As in...the volume of air they take in.

no surprises here, men have more efficient lungs than women (youse get all the fun toys) and in mouse tests you can affect lung capacity by castrating males or giving females the equivalent of mouse testosterone.

It’s rather interesting and suggests that the hormones affect the vagus nerve and pulmonary nervous system instead of the smooth muscle.

so the studies do suggest that taking the hormones of the opposite gender will affect your lung capacity, but not size, and that has more to do with your nervous system than anything.


And as a matter of fact, women tend to suffer from lung issues at a greater rate than men, all other variables accounted for, so I wonder if anyone is looking into hormone therapy for women suffering from lung disease or coming off smoking or whatever.

sorry for the sperg-out, but this kind of stuff is plenty interesting to me.

 

[lamp shade]

There's undoubtedly some weird epigenetic effects from taking titty skittles but this whole field isn't well-understood. By people with PhDs.

Doesn't stop the troons from going on twitter and talking about weird shit tho. It's not going to affect your lung volume.

They just throw around a lot of biological terms and hope that the person they’re tweeting doesn’t understand them. For people who have even a basic understanding of molecular biology, it’s clear as day that they’re full of shit. This is all an effort to combat people saying “biological male” and “biological female.” They quashed many other terms with some batshit argument, so now they’re doing whatever they can to try and fight reality once again.

 

[diroama]

It doesn't matter what changes happen to a man's body when he takes hormones. He's still a man who has taken hormones.

 

[Zodomy]

Lesbians and feminists sure are mad that they are getting their share of comeuppance.

 

[Caramelo]

The "husband"
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Ok, I have to make a post to react to it. Only a emote isn't enough...
My GOD, she looks like a hipster rat. Jesus Cristo.

 

[Swerf'n'Terf]

Brief update on our BBTW Alicia. Either his wife has a sense of humour or she's developmentally disadvantaged herself:

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Spoiler: Every time I see this big toe in a frock I'm forcibly reminded of this minor character from Mad Men.

Mikey O'Brien (Matthew Kimbrough), Chevy exec, ep For Immediate Release. The character's entitled and gluttonous, a destructive corporate blob.

Next, a young AGP, u/TheSuperNexus2. Aged 23, HRT for a year, and now the proud owner of an abstract crotch-sculpture.

He has a jawline you could play Jenga on and occasionally dresses like a maiden aunt.

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Generic AGP shit: tiddies posted in r/smallbooblove and bathroom propaganda. He studies at Franklin University in Switzerland but appears to be British.

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Sadposts on r/ADHD.

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Classic DIYer, asking Reddit for advice on side-effects of self-medication.

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Posts his origin story in r/TwoXChromosomes. It'd be terribly sad if true but he'd still be a freak for posting it there.

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Attention-seeking dickishness in r/AITA. Sure, let's let your mother's funeral be the time your family find out your son's a troon. Sterling idea!

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His autism showing:

Spoiler: And he's the star of the Did You Draw That On? episode of Neovagina Stories.

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Is it me or is it sort of like one of those 2d cartoon bags that were around for a while?

Happy New Year Kiwis. It's been a pleasure gawking at trannies with you and long may it last!

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

As an addendum, aside from the hormonal conditions an the associated tendency for behavioral patterns to not match registered sex, there is also some weaker evidence for Klinefelter's being over-represented amongst troons as well but you can't read too much into that because...

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Predictable, of course, but amusing nonetheless.

Technically, it's not even an Intersex condition as well.

 

[AnOminous]

Is getting lesbians to suck dick really as easy as making them read a few VICE articles?

A million trannies screaming about them being "transphobic" because they won't suck dick says no.

Uh, I’m 100% Not A Scientist, but... titty skittles cause gene resequencing wut?

It's SCIENCE you bigot. Don't you fucking love science?

 

[Inventor of the Telephone]

Posts his origin story in r/TwoXChromosomes. It'd be terribly sad if true but he'd still be a freak for posting it there.

Thankfully it is not true. That is 100% fantasy.

 

[Monolith]

Rate me MATI but FUCK THIS BULLSHIT.

”Just say you believe trans women are women, just be kind.”
”But the TERVES say that means as a lesbian I’ll be expected to fuck them.”
”No no that is propaganda!”
”Ok...then I believe trans women are women.”
”Excellent, so now you’ll agree to fuck me, a trans woman!”
”Whaaaaat you said I didn’t have to, I just have to be believe you‘re women and be kind!”
”Ah but if you really believed we are women YOU WOULD FUCK ME! So get to sucking muh girldick and also here are a thousand Vice articles advising you on how you can best service my sexual needs without considering any of your own.”

It’s a trap. But not the kind of trap they admit to.

The thing is, traps don't normally try to pull this.

 

[Spangled Drongo]

Ari Dennis, partner of “Brynnifer”, thinks it’s totally okay to explain strap-ons and pegging to a toddler because kweer.

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

Ari Dennis, partner of “Brynnifer”, thinks it’s totally okay to explain strap-ons and pegging to a toddler because kweer.

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Could you imagine your mentally ill mother leaving silicone dongs all over the house until you finally get fed up and say, "Ok, I get it, there's dicks all over the house. Why do you keep leaving them around?"

Woman larping as a man tells r/bigdickproblems that they are troonphobic
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r/bigdickproblems - this sub has a transphobia problem

0 votes and 43 comments so far on Reddit

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Another trans "man" is begging for attention on r/smalldickproblems
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r/smalldickproblems - Is a trans guy allowed here?

99 votes and 71 comments so far on Reddit

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Would be hilarious if this was the beginning of a troon infestation in both subs.

There's no quicker way to out yourself as a manlet FTM than the gratuitous use of the word "bro". Yeah, keep calling each other bro over and over, that will make you a real man. It's like listening to white-knuckle alcoholics talk about how happy they are being sober. Keep telling yourself that lie and surely it will become true.

 

[Rotter]

Is not dating troons transphobic? This young gay boy would like you to know that it isn't.
But, and there is always a 'but'. If this shiny young gay boy
was ever asked explicitly, whether or not he was a girl, he would never tell. 2:50-3:10.

One day a tranny is going to make that honest video
called 'I am a very sick fuck with brain-rot'. We will never see it in our lifetime.

Nobody expects the Tranish Inquisition!

I kinda want to know what the Tranish Inquisition looks like.

 

[Garbage.Theory]

Is not dating troons transphobic? This young gay boy would like you to know that it isn't.
But, and there is always a 'but'. If this shiny young gay boy
was ever asked explicitly, whether or not he was a girl, he would never tell. 2:50-3:10.

One day a tranny is going to make that honest video
called 'I am a very sick fuck with brain-rot'. We will never see it in our lifetime.

Why do all glam youtubers look like glamor shots of toddler beauty queens? It’s disturbing.

Ari Dennis, partner of “Brynnifer”, thinks it’s totally okay to explain strap-ons and pegging to a toddler because kweer.

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This guy better be super-ready for that toddler to tell everyone they know about this.

I have friends with toddlers and let me tell you what they are not shy in talking about bodies, which is fine (nothing will ever beat a kid correcting me with the word “uterus” when I asked about his soon-to-be little sister) you just have to be very comfortable with whatever you’re telling your kid making the rounds.

 

[Cuscuta]

Troon "PhD" thinks that the fact that cells, bodies and tissue are coded to react to changes in hormone levels debunks the idea of sex being "binary". What do these people expect we mean when saying that sex is binary? That the two human sexes are completely genetically distinct species who's biochemistry is incompatible with each other on some fundamental level? This is lunacy. Of course your body is going to be feminized by the presence of your species' female hormone, regardelss of your chromosomes. NO, that doesn't mean "lol, biological sex don't real"



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Yep. Absolutely indistinguishable from a natural human female. Binary sex btfo!

 

[Garbage.Theory]

Troon "PhD" thinks that the fact that cells, bodies and tissue are coded to react to changes in hormone levels debunks the idea of sex being "binary". What do these people expect we mean when saying that sex is binary? That the two human sexes are completely genetically distinct species who's biochemistry is incompatible with each other on some fundamental level? This is lunacy. Of course your body is going to be feminized by the presence of your species' female hormone, regardelss of your chromosomes. NO, that doesn't mean "lol, biological sex don't real"

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Yep. Absolutely indistinguishable from a natural human female. Binary sex btfo!

Wait until they find out that men have estrogen and estrogen receptors and visa versa for women and testosterone.
It’s just used differently because it isn’t your primary hormone