Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[ThomasAudley]

Lucas’s tard bux are managed by Arc of Spokane which, among other services, provides representative payees for retards.

 

[mothman96]

He made the video under the railroad over pass not far from the Cannon St. Shelter. The last building on the left (at the end of the 3 parked vehicles) is the Shelter.

Building on the right with big window is the shelter. The railroad overpass can be seen further up.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Lucas desperately wants to live above his means.

He'd rather live like a comfortable middle class person for a day, and have nothing for the rest of the month, than sensibly sparse out his money and spending.

And if he has to e-beg for more of a taste, by god he'll do it.

Lucas has this desire that he should live as rich or upper middle-class.

In his infamous New Apartment! video, the first thing he said after not being homeless for years was that he couldn't wait for a bigger apartment. And then lost that apartment in 2 weeks due to his usual stupid shenanigans, when it was the best he had.

He doesn't appreciate a thing he's getting to stay afloat and demands the finest like he's making $100k+/year, while doing nothing to try earning that.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

Lucas has this desire that he should live as rich or upper middle-class.

In his infamous New Apartment! video, the first thing he said after not being homeless for years was that he couldn't wait for a bigger apartment. And then lost that apartment in 2 weeks due to his usual stupid shenanigans, when it was the best he had.

He doesn't appreciate a thing he's getting to stay afloat and demands the finest like he's making $100k+/year, while doing nothing to try earning that.

Imagine if he made $100K annually.
Such milk.
He wouldn't save anything or budget for taxes.

Give Lucas the $14K/weekly publishers clearing house prize, which he would cash weekly every Monday without fail for the next 30 years and he'd somehow still be broke and begging every Saturday, without fail, for the next 30 years.

 

[Wernology]

I think what annoys me the most about this version of Lucas isn't that he's boring as fuck or is way too pleased about making a whole $150 and not reporting it to SSA, it's that this is the moron who, since at least 2017, has been crying on every social media platform he's on about how much it sucks that people are mean, bully him, harass him, etc...and he doesn't see the slightest hypocritical thing about him being a paid harassment (even if he's godawful at it) mouthpiece for people who are too spineless to handle their own shit.

Granted, I don't think any of the "beefing" he's droning on about is real, I'm pretty sure it's just people fucking with him to see what he'll say (that last one was so obviously just fucking with him because it's the kind of nonsense he rants about constantly), but the whole principle of the thing is so wildly hypocritical for someone who's spent at least 3 years pissing and moaning about how bullies are terrible people and what a great, kind, empathetic guy he is to be doing this dumb shit.

I bet if anyone ever confronted him about it he'd try to brush it off by saying it's not the same because he doesn't mean it, he's just an "insult comic" who's getting paid, but also, I wouldn't assume he'd be smart enough to see why that's a BS excuse either.

I also never expected him to be bright enough to realize how hilariously hypocritical he's being because he's demonstrated over and over again that he's about as bright as a shattered lightbulb laying on the floor.

 

[neutral grandpa]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzjxHAIiVmo

This is pretty rich coming from a guy who jumped on an airplane to try and pick up some strange on the other side of the country.

more of the classic lucas argument: "If I cant have sex you shouldnt have it either". all the shit from this year and hes learned nothing

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Lucas has this desire that he should live as rich or upper middle-class.

In his infamous New Apartment! video, the first thing he said after not being homeless for years was that he couldn't wait for a bigger apartment. And then lost that apartment in 2 weeks due to his usual stupid shenanigans, when it was the best he had.

He doesn't appreciate a thing he's getting to stay afloat and demands the finest like he's making $100k+/year, while doing nothing to try earning that.

My favorite part of that was how sure he was that this was the thing that finally gets him laid.

 

[OnMeDick]

My favorite part of that was how sure he was that this was the thing that finally gets him laid.

It’s kind of shocking to watch his videos from only a few years ago and see how poorly he has aged, living rough is rough

For a real laugh look back at his whole ‘put an icicle right in your peehole’ video from ~3 years ago (shocking that Lucas thinks women pee out of the same opening they fuck with...he’s a pre-eminent geneticist and scholar )

Edited: for typos
Edited: clarify video timeframe (much more recent than I remembered)

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

It’s kind of shocking to watch his videos from only a few years ago and see how poorly he has aged, living rough is rough

For a real laugh look back at his whole ‘put an icicle right in your peehole’ video from his Olympia(?) days (shocking that Lucas thinks women pee out of the same opening they fuck with...he’s a pre-eminent geneticist and scholar )

Edited: for typos

Icicle in peehole?

News to me. Link?

 

[OnMeDick]

Icicle in peehole?

News to me. Link?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7G0yb3X8-Is

45 seconds or so in, this is one of my favorite of his videos, of all time

ETA: It’s sad to compare and contrast and see the glorious cream we used to get from this cow. Here’s to hoping 2021 brings back this über-cow

 

[mothman96]

Arc of Spokane is at 320 E. 2nd Ave. The Freak was at the intersection of E. 2nd Ave. and Pine St when he made the video. It's 2 1/2 blocks from the Arc of Spokane. I'd say he was on his way to the payee to pickup a check(s).

This is the business at the corner of Pine St. & 2nd Ave. It can be seen when he takes off his sunglasses. (above)

 

[Patchwork Ragdoll]

Lucas just posted the most pathetic 'haul' video I've ever seen. Highlights include a 9 foot extention cord, ear buds, a soda, a subway sandwich bag, and some cash.



Eta: $35 or $36 in cash, lol
Also he seems to want everyone to know he has a bus pass that is good for another hour or so.

 

[WonderWino]

Seeing as how lucas is having such a good time endorsing shitty things for a fee, its about time someone got him to endorse another shitty product

I propose combining this

with this

Cause lucas needs his crystal pepsi right now right now right now right now right now

Lucas just posted the most pathetic 'haul' video I've ever seen. Highlights include a 9 foot extention cord, ear buds, a soda, a subway sandwich bag, and some cash.

I like how he added a bunch of 1s in there to make it look like he has alot of money. Either that or he is going to the strip club later

I assume the extension cord is to be used to charge his phone, though that is kind of odd when you think about it. Also serves a dual purpose for tying up zoomer baes i'm sure

 

[OnMeDick]

Lucas just posted the most pathetic 'haul' video I've ever seen. Highlights include a 9 foot extention cord, ear buds, a soda, a subway sandwich bag, and some cash.

Is Lucas saying he’d fuck another guy for 4K? I’m not up on my bad zoomer lingo

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

It’s kind of shocking to watch his videos from only a few years ago and see how poorly he has aged, living rough is rough

That video led into this.

This is Lucas at his most detestable, IMO.

He's such a jealous little cunt that if you need help, and he thinks you have a better life than him, he's going to leave you to die.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

That video led into this.

This is Lucas at his most detestable, IMO.

He's such a jealous little cunt that if you need help, and he thinks you have a better life than him, he's going to leave you to die.

This video needs to be shown to all mental health staff and legal personnel who have to deal with Fatty.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Let's take comfort in the fact that Lucas will have nobody to kiss come midnight.

And God willing, all future New Years as well.

 

[WonderWino]

That video led into this.

This is Lucas at his most detestable, IMO.

He's such a jealous little cunt that if you need help, and he thinks you have a better life than him, he's going to leave you to die.

....Did anyone else catch what he said about 12 year olds in there. Namely that he still wouldn't help you out of jealously if you were a 12 year old kid and had a girlfriend. Presumably said hypothetical girlfriend would also be around 12 or so right? So..... lucas is saying he is jealous of a kid with a 12 year old girlfriend

Pedo alert. He said way more than he realized or intended to with that one

Edit:

Since lucas likes to talk about how he hears voices coming from his sink, when can we start expecting him to begin predicting plane crashes and claiming to see a mothman harassing him and calling him a creep?

The Mothman Prophecies (film) - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

During a conversation one day, Gordon reveals to John that he has heard voices coming from his sink telling him that, in Denver, "99 will die". While discussing the day's events at a local diner, John notices that the news is showing the story of an airplane crash in Denver that killed all 99 passengers aboard. The next night Gordon frantically explains that the voices in his head emanate from a being named Indrid Cold.

Now, isn't that interesting

 

[NattyDaddy]

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Eta: $35 or $36 in cash, lol

So fattie bought a cheap ass watch, sammich, extension cord and some ear buds... Anyone got an idea of what the extension cord is for?
Looks more like 25$ big flex

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

So fattie bought a cheap ass watch, sammich, extension cord and some ear buds... Anyone got an idea of what the extension cord is for?
Looks more like 25$ big flex

Lucas would probably think 1000$ is a big inherence.