Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Trainwreck]

Answer a yes or no question for $50. Hahaha. It was pretty apparent he was sitting on a toilet.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

This video is a good example of his entitlement with women.

If you're his type, and you walk past him without making eye contact, then you're a bitch.

As though it's the girls fault that he's her type.

And how does one not make eye contact and walk past him, while simultaneously asking him a bunch of questions?

Him mentioning that he feels gaslit reminds me of Moviebob.

 

[Botchy Galoop]

Dumbass has been desperately trying to get laid all year...

Is..is he wearing his mask inside-out and upside down??

 

[MCLOS Horthy]

Answer a yes or no question for $50. Hahaha. It was pretty apparent he was sitting on a toilet.

Pay to ask him if he's a pedophile, and when he says "No," do a chargeback for 'Product or Item Not As Described'.

 

[Rogowski]

I've warned him, with proof stopping just short of, "they're talking about it on KF",

So how often does he actually read the thread here? Because there’s always waffling back and forth regarding how seriously he actually keeps up the thread given it’s got lots of information that could save him a lot of embarrassment. For example, why isn’t he reading this thread while he’s en route to LA to make sure nothings fishy?

If you're gonna pay him for these retarded videos, at least pay in junk food that'll damage his health more.

If you have cash to blow on bankrolling a fat hobo pedophile, a better idea would be not paying Lucas for videos. If you absolutely insist on blowing disposable income to stir the pot you would get better quality milk by paying OTHERS (Chris Hansen for example) and Lucas will rage - for free mind you - as soon as someone brings it to his attention. Chris Hansen is the obvious answer but if you put on your thinking cap you could come up with a fresh angle that could breathe new life into the Wernosphere.

 

[one_time_user]

I am going to make a radical online not a doctor diagnosis. I believe our boy has untreated late stage tertiary syphilis
medical page
we saw the sore on his dick
you can live a long long time with it
What are symptoms of neurosyphilis?
Symptoms

• Abnormal walk (gait), or unable to walk.
• Numbness in the toes, feet, or legs.
• Problems with thinking, such as confusion or poor concentration.
• Mental problems, such as depression or irritability.
• Headache, seizures, or stiff neck.
• Loss of bladder control (incontinence)
• Tremors, or weakness.

 

[mothman96]

The comment:

 

[Fecunt]

Lol at that username

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Is..is he wearing his mask inside-out and upside down??

I think he only wears the mask in a pitiful attempt for people to see him as responsible and mature.

"I'm wearing my mask, like a good citizen should! Date me, please."

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Clock me, but I came across this old Instagram post and had a hearty chuckle.

 

[WonderWino]

Pretty much. He can post all he wants about finding a “little honey kween zoomer bae fecund ovulator womb” 18 yr old to “ram his fist inside” and “run those guts,” until he’s “shitting clitoris”, while filming himself screaming about bigot bitch sluts and how they owe him sex and he needs to have a young girl handed to him so he can breed with her...and that’s fine, let him on the campus with the teenaged girls. Boys will be boys, just a lonely older man, he can’t help it, I’m sure the young women will just instinctively know to stay clear of him and watch their backs in the parking garage.

We’ll only maybe step in and do something if he says something bad about a black person.

The irony being that he does that on a near weekly basis at a minimum. Perhaps the college should be made aware of his comparison between being called a creep being the same as calling a black guy a nigger

Pay to ask him if he's a pedophile, and when he says "No," do a chargeback for 'Product or Item Not As Described'.

....and when he rees about the chargeback and disputes it and the company contacts you to explain, just reply by sending them the post he made about the cops getting called on him for trying to groom a 15 year old with a burrito with the tagline 'sure sounds like a pedo to me'

I am going to make a radical online not a doctor diagnosis. I believe our boy has untreated late stage tertiary syphilis

Most of those symptoms can be attributed to being a morbidly obese, mentally ill diabetic that isn't taking proper meds for it as well

 

[BowlOfDick]

I am going to make a radical online not a doctor diagnosis. I believe our boy has untreated late stage tertiary syphilis
medical page
we saw the sore on his dick
you can live a long long time with it
What are symptoms of neurosyphilis?
Symptoms

• Abnormal walk (gait), or unable to walk.
• Numbness in the toes, feet, or legs.
• Problems with thinking, such as confusion or poor concentration.
• Mental problems, such as depression or irritability.
• Headache, seizures, or stiff neck.
• Loss of bladder control (incontinence)
• Tremors, or weakness.

He hasn’t had enough sex to contract any STDs

 

[Fatal Walter]

I always thought he didn't read the thread but in light of recent information I think maybe he does and just can't remember what he read a couple hours later. It is hard to not read it if you know people are actively talking about you on the internet. It's still hard to fathom that his memory could be this bad, though.

 

[NattyDaddy]

So has big boy been in class today? He's relatively quiet

 

[WonderWino]

I always thought he didn't read the thread but in light of recent information I think maybe he does and just can't remember what he read a couple hours later. It is hard to not read it if you know people are actively talking about you on the internet. It's still hard to fathom that his memory could be this bad, though.

If thats really the case perhaps its time to add 'human goldfish' to the thread description. The only goldfish on the planet that has a memory that can be switched on and off using burritos and poonaner

Also, the more lucas forgets things on the spot the more he reminds me of that scene in 1984 where obrien confonts winston about that picture he 'imagined,' burns it and says he doesn't remember it when winston says he just burned it so he must remember doing it

'I remember you tried to groom a 15 year old with a burrito! You posted about it! You remember'
'I do not remember'

EDIT:

'How do you not love marxism?'

and hes going on about wiggers, in what looks like the campus. he better be careful saying that shit on campus

That has to be one of the most bizarre word salads i've ever heard. What the fuck is he even trying to go on about. Its just nonsensical unconnected insanity

and did you catch the part where he claimed he wasn't a narcissist and then admitted he's 'a little bit narcissist'

'I'm not even a narcissist! i'm not even a narcissist! I'm not even an empath I'm a little but of everything! i'm a little bit narcissist! i'm a little bit empath!'

I mean YIKES. He can't even keep his insane contradictions in check long enough to spout a single coherent sentence without lying

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Such a bleak, dark existence.

He absolutely despises gen z, yet his entire life is about trying to get them to accept him.

If thats really the case perhaps its time to add 'human goldfish' to the thread description. The only goldfish on the planet that has a memory that can be switched on and off using burritos and poonaner

Also, the more lucas forgets things on the spot the more he reminds me of that scene in 1984 where obrien confonts winston about that picture he 'imagined,' burns it and says he doesn't remember it when winston says he just burned it so he must remember doing it

'I remember you tried to groom a 15 year old with a burrito! You posted about it! You remember'
'I do not remember'

EDIT:

'How do you not love marxism?'

and hes going on about wiggers, in what looks like the campus. he better be careful saying that shit on campus

That has to be one of the most bizarre word salads i've ever heard. What the fuck is he even trying to go on about. Its just nonsensical unconnected insanity

and did you catch the part where he claimed he wasn't a narcissist and then admitted he's 'a little bit narcissist'

'I'm not even a narcissist! i'm not even a narcissist! I'm not even an empath I'm a little but of everything! i'm a little bit narcissist! i'm a little bit empath!'

I mean YIKES. He can't even keep his insane contradictions in check long enough to spout a single coherent sentence without lying

He mentions the flatbill wiggers taking all the chicks again.

I wonder if Lucas could comprehend the existence of Blue Skies Media.

 

[Iseecovidpeople]

I just want to quantify something that The Geek Room is doing, which not only do I find shitty, but I think also indicates that they've gotten a boost in popularity from the Lucas content: as someone else in the thread mentioned, since the two "interviews" with The Wern, The Geek Room have released several videos where they DELIBERATELY include Lucas in the thumbnail, and supposedly discuss him amongst their other usual targets....

....and yet, as I've scrubbed through two of these, looking for the Lucas content, and in both cases, out of videos that were longer than an hour and a half, there was less than 3 minutes of Lucas content.

Don't be fooled.

I think they may ask him back after the shock has worn off for them.
I hope not, or this fucking entitled cycle is going to start again. I feel if he doesn’t get anymore “insult comedy “ request in a week or two he might go back to business as usual.
He’s already winding down
First it was “I’m only doing insult comedy, I’m not talking about myself anymore. I have EVOLVED ( because he’s a fucking Pokémon).
Now it’s “I’ll answer questions for $50”

 

[Wernology]

It's so entertaining that he still says "it's been 8 years" when, if you go back to the first video on his channel, from 2016, he says it's been "almost" five years.

If it was five years at some point in 2016, it's more like...he's coming up on a decade of not being laid now, not just 8 years.

 

[Free the Pedos]

2. He is immensely racist and anti-semitic. His fixation on mostly Asian women is that he's sure they'd be more agreeable/submissive than black women or Latina women or literally any other kind of woman.

@klickitat , thank you for what was probably the best post in this entire thread.
Can you say more about Lucas's anti-semitism? Has he been RPd on the JQ?

 

[OnMeDick]

This all returns to the idea that trying to analyze Lucas in terms of psychology or mental diagnostics is giving him way too much credit. Wern can be better understood from a zoological or ethnological standpoint than a psychological one.

Is it possible that Lucas is, in fact, Nietzsche's übermensch? It sounds ridiculous on the face, but think about it. He’s embraced living entirely for this world (his atheism), he seeks solely to satisfy his own desires (tacos and tacos, so to speak), while the rest of us concern ourselves with matters such as ‘the approval of others’ and ‘consistency in thoughts / beliefs’, he just says whatever he thinks will get him the .

We’re all going crazy about his inconsistency and what an annoying hypocrite he is, insisting he recognize our view of him as accurate, but he doesn’t, he simply dementia-izes everything away such that his world is always self-justifying. It’s kind of impressive if not for the whole homeless pedo part