He doesn't stay at Motel 6 every time he gets his SSI check. Pretty sure he did get a check from his payee. He spent some of it on the extension cord, earbuds, etc. I don't think his payee gives him the total amt of his check at one time, but breaks it down to last a month.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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Good point, that haul was so pathetic I forgot about that vid already. Or maybe Lucas is transmutating me into a retard too, who knows.
He should be getting his $600 stimulus too pretty soon if he hasn't already, maybe he can spring for a 50-foot extension cord.
denysdemontfort
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I'd imagine at this time of year, if you have a bed in a shelter then you hunker down to keep it. People who normally would be happy to sleep on the street need shelter and usually during the winter months every single shelter is "reservation only" to some extent. That's probably why he's on what is, for Lucas, his best behavior.
If he decides to spend some of the stimulus on Motel 6 like he did with the 1st stimulus, he runs the risk that afterwards he won't find a bed at a shelter.
holeinthedark
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Who thinks he'll be in school tomorrow
Would he miss the chance to go eye rape the teens/young women at the campus.
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Depends on whether he still has enough money left for the bus.
He also has the money from his 4 stupid videos he can spend.
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Or get an enabler to pay for a sexpest to be uber'ed to a college campus
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His video offerings today were as long and impressive as his ween.
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Odds are high he's forgot and moved on. A couple people commented towards him about school and he just went on about everyone is fucking and will die from Covid. Sucks, an eventual boot from SCC would be much better than this insult comic shit.
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Exactly. This shows how this was just a passing fancy for him again. He was never really committed to it. It was an idea, like "Dance of the Telomeres." He can always go back later. He will get free money to do so, if he chooses to return. Although, he will still probably refer to himself as a college student, despite not attending classes for over 1 year. But that ain't no matter to Lucas.
He had a different idea and moved on. Plus, he had already planned to be residing in California with a queefy bae and would be working in a real estate office. Cause who knows real estate like a homeless man? But he is an insult comic now and a damn good one. And did you see his cash app screen shot? 150 big ones there!
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Iseecovidpeople
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Have you noticed he talks AT you and not with you.
I’ve noticed he just talks at me since I’m not in his preferred range. I talk with him occasionally but it’s just too taxing.
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I’ve been trawling this thread trying to find Luke’s original description of ‘Dance of the Telomeres’. It’s a great capture of his madness.
WonderWino
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Well, this quote certainly aged surprisingly well in the last few years
and since lucas is so adamant about never having been remotely interested in minors or done anything illegal regarding them ever i'll just post this as a reminder
Lets not let lucas forget or weasel his way out of the fact that lucas tried to groom a little girl who was 15 at the time, by his own admission and it went so badly that the cops were called on him
Sure goes against that 'I was offering the burrito after she turned 16! Not right then and there! i'm not a pedo!' claim he makes on the rare occasion he has been forced to acknowledge this happened
If he wasn't being a total creep and pedo why did she freak out enough for people to notice and call the cops on him
It would have been hilarious if 'mia's dad' had brought up this incident when chastising lucas for going to LA to meet his 16 year old daughter in a hotel. I can see it now: 'So you're telling me you didn't fly to LA to meet a 16 year old in a hotel when i'm reading here that you admitted to grooming a 15 year old with a burrito to the point the cops had to be involved a few years back. you better explain yourself son cause you're sure looking like a pedo from where i'm standing. do I need to call the FBI?'
Lucas would have freaked out if that had been said. Even he would have enough sense to see how bad that looked under the circumstances
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I like that nobody calls out the fact Lucas believes you are a local and a woman, and regularly threatens to attack you in person. Real mystery how he got that dv charge. It's another reason to have no sympathy for the fat sex offender
The one thing I disliked about the call in LA with Lucas was how weak Jeremiah ended up. He should have acted more angry as a father and mentioned something like this to really put the fear in the creep. Lucas just wormed his way out of the confrontation when he should have really shit himself at being caught in the act by an adult. Still amazing he didn't recognize the voice though, even after the not in the cards comment
The one thing I disliked about the call in LA with Lucas was how weak Jeremiah ended up. He should have acted more angry as a father and mentioned something like this to really put the fear in the creep. Lucas just wormed his way out of the confrontation when he should have really shit himself at being caught in the act by an adult. Still amazing he didn't recognize the voice though, even after the not in the cards comment
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Yeah, I mentioned that a couple of times in the last few pages.
You don't have a conversation with him, you jut sit there while he talks at you and expects you to agree with him all the time.
It's part of why he's so fundamentally boring. If he's not the center of attention in any conversation he either doesn't respond until he is or he responds with one word and contributes nothing else.
Hell, even on podcasts, they don't have conversations with him, he just steamrolls everything and talks about what he wants to talk about; one of the funniest parts of his Geek Room interviews was that they muted him for it a few times and he just kept talking like he didn't even realize it (he probably didn't).
Any time Goldaor or Jeremiah tried to keep him on topic on the Golden USB podcast he just ranted and raved about what he wanted to regardless..
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Lucas doesn't hide that unless you're a Gen Z girl or you're going to hook him up with one, he wants nothing to do with you. Or give him sandwich money and he'll pretend to care for a few minutes. At least Lucas is consistent with only caring about his animalistic desires.