Horrorcow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime - Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.

[Water-T]

I think her "plan", if you can call it that, is to get to a point of Jap language proficiency that she can just flee America and all the drama she's stirred up here for greener pastures

She did that at least twice before gamergate made her infamous.

IIRC, she tried to weasel her way into the indie games scene in Canada. Then she tried to claim that one of the guys in the clique sexually harassed her, but eventually some people came forward and exposed Chelsea as a clout chasing liar.

So then she fucked off to Cali, and rumour has it that she moved in with Patricia Hernandez, a writer for Kotaku who always wrote stupid sex-related articles that sound like the were written by a 12 year old who just discovered what sex is after finding an old Playboy magazine in the woods. Eventually that went sour and Chelsea moved onto Eron.

Too bad Chelsea can't do pull that shit again, because everyone in gaming knows who she is. Probably signs in every game development studio with her photo that says "DO NOT HIRE THIS WOMAN"

 

[BrigadeLeader]

She did that at least twice before gamergate made her infamous.

IIRC, she tried to weasel her way into the indie games scene in Canada. Then she tried to claim that one of the guys in the clique sexually harassed her, but eventually some people came forward and exposed Chelsea as a clout chasing liar.

So then she fucked off to Cali, and rumour has it that she moved in with Patricia Hernandez, a writer for Kotaku who always wrote stupid sex-related articles that sound like the were written by a 12 year old who just discovered what sex is after finding an old Playboy magazine in the woods. Eventually that went sour and Chelsea moved onto Eron.

Too bad Chelsea can't do pull that shit again, because everyone in gaming knows who she is. Probably signs in every game development studio with her photo that says "DO NOT HIRE THIS WOMAN"

and in a pandemic, most people even her supporters, might think twice about shacking up with a whore who has god only knows how many diseases, likely including the new super covid

 

[suicide hotline]

Still post-wall, the gravy train is definitely over for her

She was a rare case of hitting post-wall by 25, let's be honest here. Still found simps dumb or desperate enough to pay for her diseased snatch. While her pool is dwindling rapidly both due to her deteriorating looks and reputation, she does still have takers, and will for some time. There are countless true crime cases of haggard middle-aged BPD psychos who still found men desperate enough to support their leeching asses before killing them or driving them to suicide, though none of those women were a google search away from screaming red flags going back a decade.

I think her next hypothetical move might be to try to latch onto a boomer sugar daddy of some kind. Indie games in general tends to skew young, so she's getting up there in that demographic, and anybody with half a brain in that crowd will avoid her like late 80s AIDS. A late middle-aged guy is also way less likely to know or care anything about vidya or internet drama. Plenty of balding, overweight men pushing 60 out there who want a much younger gf but don't have the energy (or option) to put up with a retarded 22 year old gold digger.

Hilariously, I think that's where she'll end up out of desperation when she finally hits the point where she can't just pawn her body off for favors anymore and nobody will hire her. Stuck in a loveless marriage sucking old man dick for cash and hating every second of it, because whoring is the only skill she's ever had.

 

[cybertoaster]

Watching the video above makes you wonder if she could still snatch a rich dumb simp like johnson

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Watching the video above makes you wonder if she could still snatch a rich dumb simp like johnson

Remember when she thought she could land Elon Musk? Good times.

She was a rare case of hitting post-wall by 25, let's be honest here. Still found simps dumb or desperate enough to pay for her diseased snatch. While her pool is dwindling rapidly both due to her deteriorating looks and reputation, she does still have takers, and will for some time. There are countless true crime cases of haggard middle-aged BPD psychos who still found men desperate enough to support their leeching asses before killing them or driving them to suicide, though none of those women were a google search away from screaming red flags going back a decade.

I think her next hypothetical move might be to try to latch onto a boomer sugar daddy of some kind. Indie games in general tends to skew young, so she's getting up there in that demographic, and anybody with half a brain in that crowd will avoid her like late 80s AIDS. A late middle-aged guy is also way less likely to know or care anything about vidya or internet drama. Plenty of balding, overweight men pushing 60 out there who want a much younger gf but don't have the energy (or option) to put up with a retarded 22 year old gold digger.

Hilariously, I think that's where she'll end up out of desperation when she finally hits the point where she can't just pawn her body off for favors anymore and nobody will hire her. Stuck in a loveless marriage sucking old man dick for cash and hating every second of it, because whoring is the only skill she's ever had.

Those guys want a fuck doll who will make them feel alive when they pop a Cialis for the night. Zoe’s reputation is as such that they will always have to worry when she will throw them under the bus to gain clout.

There are too many Twitch titty streamers and cosplay models who can do the job with less baggage. I’m sure Chelsea is up for being a sugar baby but she’s too old, fat, ugly, and has a body count. Her pity job at the indie studio is as good as it will get for her. It won’t take her long to be shown the door in the tabletop gaming scene; it took her only a couple years to be persona non grata in comics.

 

[AnOminous]

Those guys want a fuck doll who will make them feel alive when they pop a Cialis for the night. Zoe’s reputation is as such that they will always have to worry when she will throw them under the bus to gain clout.

People are only willing to break the dick in crazy rule for a hottie. Not some used up old slag only known for cucking everyone who ever slept with her, and murdering one of them.

 

[cybertoaster]

Remember when she thought she could land Elon Musk? Good times.

Well I missed that one, what did she do? I know grimes isnt a hottie but zoey looks like wet garbage

 

[Wargarbl]

Well I missed that one, what did she do? I know grimes isnt a hottie but zoey looks like wet garbage

She slid into his Twitter feed and started fishing while she was still mildly e-(in)famous. It went nowhere, but she was definitely trying.

It was way funnier when she went fishing for Notch after he sold to Microsoft, and he literally replied "fuck off, cunt".

 

[cybertoaster]

It was way funnier when she went fishing for Notch after he sold to Microsoft, and he literally replied "fuck off, cunt".

Was this after gaymergays?

 

[Wargarbl]

Was this after gaymergays?

Yes.

 

[cybertoaster]

Did she seriously think notch havent heard of her? I remember she invited anita or something but he fell out with the socjus crew rather fast

 

[pylosurf]

Did she seriously think notch havent heard of her? I remember she invited anita or something but he fell out with the socjus crew rather fast

If you're talking about Anita turning up at Notch's housewarming, I think she got in as a +1 guest (not directly invited). Like ants at a picnic.

 

[cybertoaster]

Figures, too bad notch didnt go all-out during gaymergays instead of after it when the thing fell apart, could've been 10x the shitstorm if they had a literal billionaire involved

Think Thiel in the gawker case

 

[AprilRains]

I'm still waiting for that proof that Zoe was ever a six.

 

[Mulva69]

I'm still waiting for that proof that Zoe was ever a six.

 

[proteus4994]

I have no idea why in the fuck you people are arguing over whether she was a 5 or a 6, or when she hit “the wall”. She was a disgusting unlikeable unattractive person when she was skinny, and she’s a disgusting unlikeable unattractive person when she‘s fat. She was a piece of shit when she was young, and she’s a piece of shit when she’s old.

She has always been gross, both inside and out. The nudes from when she was in her early 20s prove the outside part, and the story from her photographer proves the inside part.

 

[BrigadeLeader]

Did she seriously think notch havent heard of her? I remember she invited anita or something but he fell out with the socjus crew rather fast

I remember this one, Anita was someones +1 at Notch's housewarming party, and tried to use selfies in his M&M room as proof she was connect tightly with him. He promptly Blew that bitch out of the water by calling her out along the lines of "You weren't welcome, you weren't invited you were a +1 Fuck off"

 

[AprilRains]

I have no idea why in the fuck you people are arguing over whether she was a 5 or a 6,

Yeah, I never saw her as a 5 either. She looked like she had a serious mental deficiency in her young days. I guess that's hot if you're into tardfucking, but for most of us, that's a hard pass.

 

[Water-T]

I remember this one, Anita was someones +1 at Notch's housewarming party, and tried to use selfies in his M&M room as proof she was connect tightly with him. He promptly Blew that bitch out of the water by calling her out along the lines of "You weren't welcome, you weren't invited you were a +1 Fuck off"

I don't blame him. Her post showed her propping her shoes on his furniture like she fucking owned the place when she wasn't even directly invited. Notch even said that he never met her before and barely spoke more than 5 words to her there.

 

[AnOminous]

I don't blame him. Her post showed her propping her shoes on his furniture like she fucking owned the place when she wasn't even directly invited.

This is standard SJW entryism. If you do not immediately tell them to fuck off and kick them out, they'll do this.