Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

He pretty much admits he repeats things to himself until he believes it in his latest video on his poor understanding of Marxism. Pretty sure he got the quote from somewhere else but this is Lucas, and there's little point trying to correct him on sources. He'll have enough of that at SCC, assuming he lasts more than a couple month
FWIW I don’t consider discussing the DMs klick had with the cow we’re all talking about to be “powerleveling”. Powerleveling would be giving away unnecessary personal details about oneself.

But to add to the topic, if Lucas is constantly lying to cover up or make excuses for his behavior after awhile wouldn’t it become almost like memory loss? As in how could he possibly keep all the details of all the lies straight in his head? I think Lucas has a form of magical thinking that if he believes whatever lie he tells himself or others about his life then it becomes fact... until he decides to alter it again.
 
Lucas is alleged to read this thread. I don't like that one bit, and do not look forward to an increase in folks addressing him directly. The "Open Letter to Lucas Werner" is seldom very readable, and I've grown suspicious of the desire to be noticed by Lucas.
Dear Lucas Colby Werner,

Fat faggot.

Sincerely,

Autist
If he does have memory issues due to that, there's a very good chance he both doesn't remember AND is trying to cover his ass whenever he's told he did or said something entirely damning, like post about being a pedophile.

In terms of the pedo posts, I don't think that's a "memory" issue because if it were and he was truly horrified by it, he'd have immediately gone and deleted those posts and all of them are still up
We've all got different Wernology head canons. He registers as a retard to different degrees, but everyone agrees he's retarded.

And also a fat faggot.

@klickitat has apparently had a better look at Lucas's cognitive deficits than the rest of us. From where I stand, there's not a lot of publicly available content demonstrating his goldfish-itis. Not the easiest thing to observe through IG rants and Wern memes.

My sense is that when he denies his old FB posts, he's being more defensive than genuinely baffled. "I don't remember!" and "Hackers!" are a retard's last denials before he shuts ups and slinks off.
 
I'm pretty inclined to believe Klick's story - if Lukey doesn't remember posting something, he's bound to blame someone else, it's just how his spaghetti works. Wouldn't surprise me if he really didn't remember the pedoposting and Perva (snort) was the nearest person to him at the time so he immediately cried hacker. Obviously I'm not saying "he's not a pedo u guise" I'm just saying he's a dumb pedo who can't keep track of how often he outs himself.

Mostly he's a fat faggot tho
 
That will be a thing. He went to college to meet baes, then he left cos the bigitt bitches baes ignored him.
Now he is going back to meet baes...continue ad infinitum......

Especially since street life has taken a huge toll on his appearance, and he looks the part of a deranged vagrant more than ever.

I really hope Lucas tells us the pretend pick up lines he started using today to 18 year old girls that he's too afraid to talk to, or repel with his stench before that. "I'm a professional insult comic that made 5 sandwiches last week! My Dad has 300 heads of elk and deserves our grandchildren!"

Why waste time with pick up lines?

Just hit'em with one of these.


 

Found a couple good videos back from right after he got kicked out of the fartbox. Apparently he was just trying to fight crime with blackmail and he did absolutely nothing wrong.
He's not the hero Spokane deserves. He's also not the hero it needs. So we'll mock him. Because he can't take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a screeching hobo, a creeping predator. A fat faggot.

 
I know the DMs I have with him.

People can have a completely different public persona vs. private or lack the ability to pick up on how much of what I posted (after being asked, mind you) leaks through involuntarily or just more subtly in his videos and posts.

You can see a great deal of it if you pay attention to what he posts and especially in what he comments if you catch them before he deletes them.

He's not hiding it, not well anyway; it comes out in seemingly unrelated statements he makes mid-rant in videos, it comes out in his obvious, "I do it IRONICALLY" whenever confronted about saying racist or misogynistic shit nonsense, it comes out in the obvious way he projects his insecurities onto flatbills, cockblockers, women, or anyone else he's ranting about.

Hardly consider it a "powerleveL" to answer a question about insights I have after talking to the freak for a couple of years. Someone asked, I answered, but go off, I guess.

This is something I do because it's entertaining to see such a complete fucking lunatic up close through the glass, it's not something I have to do or even continue doing. Frankly, it's exhausting to try and have conversations with him because it's like talking to a See 'n Say.

Believe what you want.



With Lucas, it's probably a bit of both. Excessive and long term weed smoking is known to cause short and sometimes long term memory issues. Depending on how often he smokes, and it seems to be pretty often when he can afford it, it'd be stranger for him to not have any memory issues.

If he drinks as much as his videos seem to imply, that would only compound it. Being blackout drunk doesn't always mean you pass out, after all, but it nearly always means you've got chunks of while you were drunk missing from memory.

If he does have memory issues due to that, there's a very good chance he both doesn't remember AND is trying to cover his ass whenever he's told he did or said something entirely damning, like post about being a pedophile.

In terms of the pedo posts, I don't think that's a "memory" issue because if it were and he was truly horrified by it, he'd have immediately gone and deleted those posts and all of them are still up.

Considering he only switched to "18-24" from "16-24" from "under 26" between 2016 (basing that on his first youtube videos, I think he was saying under 26 a few years prior to that as well) and 2020, it's definitely a CYA thing.


That all aside, the Cannon St. Warming Shelter seems to be run by the city of Spokane; they might want to be made aware of the kind of degenerate creep they're allowing to stay there.
I'm just going to throw my hat in the ring and say I believe Klickitat, and also rebuke the couple of people on here who have sought to equivocate them with Goldy and other dumbasses in this thread.

I've also been privy to private messages Lucas has sent people here and there. Can't say specifically what I know without potentially outing my sources, but there are definitely things Lucas will say privately that he won't publicly. Hell, we saw it with his conversations with Emilia.

Also, I've always drawn a line between poking Lucas for information (without praising him or enabling him) versus, well, praising and enabling him.

From the sounds of it, Klick has toed that line pretty effectively and has only used the connection to gain insight into Lucas. Their public interactions under the Klickitat persona have been...different. But they're no worse than the trolling that I and a few others have occasionally indulged in.

What Goldy and his ilk did was actively feed into Lucas's self aggrandizing illusions, throw money and items at him that were better used elsewhere, and likely also catfished him. I really do not see how anyone can argue that Klick's actions are comparable unless one is trying to minimize Goldy's activity to defend him.
 
Replace Bill Paxton with an 18 year old college chick, and we have Wern:The Movie.

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I'm just going to throw my hat in the ring and say I believe Klickitat, and also rebuke the couple of people on here who have sought to equivocate them with Goldy and other dumbasses in this thread.

I've also been privy to private messages Lucas has sent people here and there. Can't say specifically what I know without potentially outing my sources, but there are definitely things Lucas will say privately that he won't publicly. Hell, we saw it with his conversations with Emilia.

Also, I've always drawn a line between poking Lucas for information (without praising him or enabling him) versus, well, praising and enabling him.

From the sounds of it, Klick has toed that line pretty effectively and has only used the connection to gain insight into Lucas. Their public interactions under the Klickitat persona have been...different. But they're no worse than the trolling that I and a few others have occasionally indulged in.

What Goldy and his ilk did was actively feed into Lucas's self aggrandizing illusions, throw money and items at him that were better used elsewhere, and likely also catfished him. I really do not see how anyone can argue that Klick's actions are comparable unless one is trying to minimize Goldy's activity to defend him.

Admittedly, I absolutely do troll Lucas in youtube comments. It's about the only way I can really get at him using info I know from dms will really piss him off without worrying about outing myself. I'm careful in DMs to be the sweet, supportive, easily impressed, ditzy woman he decided I was after I gave up reminding him I'm a dude his age.

Roughly 0% of the info he thinks he has on me, aside from the username, based on those comments is real, it's just shit I know will make him rage (like the 3-4 day long gen z only Christmastime orgy). I also know it works because he whines about it in DMs.

The only direct two things I've done was send him frozen catfish (and I wasn't the actual catfish, i knew their arrival time because he mentioned it in a video) and give his contact info to his step-dad after his step dad contacted me.

In my DMs, I don't encourage anything beyond his stupid board game hobby as it's harmless, and I sure as hell have never sent him money.
 
Admittedly, I absolutely do troll Lucas in youtube comments. It's about the only way I can really get at him using info I know from dms will really piss him off without worrying about outing myself. I'm careful in DMs to be the sweet, supportive, easily impressed, ditzy woman he decided I was after I gave up reminding him I'm a dude his age.

Roughly 0% of the info he thinks he has on me, aside from the username, based on those comments is real, it's just shit I know will make him rage (like the 3-4 day long gen z only Christmastime orgy). I also know it works because he whines about it in DMs.

The only direct two things I've done was send him frozen catfish (and I wasn't the actual catfish, i knew their arrival time because he mentioned it in a video) and give his contact info to his step-dad after his step dad contacted me.

In my DMs, I don't encourage anything beyond his stupid board game hobby as it's harmless, and I sure as hell have never sent him money.
This is what I'm saying. Sending him the catfish was a bit further than I'd ever go with him, but it was funny and apropos considering what he was blathering about at the time.

I just don't understand the people in this thread who are turning on you, but giving Goldy a free pass and a pat on the head.
 
This is what I'm saying. Sending him the catfish was a bit further than I'd ever go with him, but it was funny and apropos considering what he was blathering about at the time.

I just don't understand the people in this thread who are turning on you, but giving Goldy a free pass and a pat on the head.
I think Goldy is far worse than Klick. The catfish this was damn funny imho. As long as we’re not shitting up this thread with long “letters to Wern” messages, bragging to try and rile him up just in case he reads here, I have no issue with Klick or anyone else. The idiots sending him constant food are really the worst of it, I think.
 
This is what I'm saying. Sending him the catfish was a bit further than I'd ever go with him, but it was funny and apropos considering what he was blathering about at the time.

I just don't understand the people in this thread who are turning on you, but giving Goldy a free pass and a pat on the head.
Not that anyone cares, but I think both are going too far.

Never spend a penny on lolcows. Don't waste tons of time trolling them. Always, let the lolcow provide their own content over time, which Lucas reliably does. I know it's ridiculous that Lucas fell for the LA catfish and keeps falling for it, but he is more than aware that people fuck with him. He already dislikes and wants nothing to do with anyone that's not an 18 year old girl. Milk the cow enough and you'll ruin it.

I'm sure all Chris Chanologists thought the same thing successfully poking him again and again... and he ended up the boring mental case that's paranoid of everyone that he is now, while successfully e-begging from fools that feel sorry for him. We're seeing the same pattern with Lucas lately. I suggest to always back off.
 
What is that even a picture of all I see is what appears to be 2 guys? Is his gayness finally coming out?
I believe it is a girl is on the left and they are doing nothing but studying/sitting together. Imagine your brain being so fucked up that all you can see is these two guys plotting to fuck her. Swooping in and fertilizing that juicy egg. Ick.
 
I believe it is a girl is on the left and they are doing nothing but studying/sitting together. Imagine your brain being so fucked up that all you can see is these two guys plotting to fuck her. Swooping in and fertilizing that juicy egg. Ick.
Looks like 3 girls (by the hairstyles, unless one has a man bun) and 1 guy. But, as any normal fucking person would think they are probably all in a class together or friends, not some dude that’s banging 3 chicks at once. What a fucking clown.
 
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