Containment Random Chris Updates

StraightShooter2 said:
Couldn't someone just take some LSD or PCP and get the same "results" as what Chris wanted to see when "The Merge" started?
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If it was a success (Chris had a good trip) it might have pretty severe consequences in a Syd Barrett kind of way where Chris just keeps taking drugs until his mind is mush.
 
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Pickle Inspector said:
If it was a success (Chris had a good trip) it might have pretty severe consequences in a Syd Barrett kind of way where Chris just keeps taking drugs until his mind is mush.
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The fun begins if he ins't aware of the drugs. Like, throw a bunch of compromised but delicious Big Mags full of LSD powder at his door and buckle up for da merj.
 
Pickle Inspector said:
I agree, I wouldn’t be at all surprised if a future Sonichu comic had for example Chris being awarded the most attractive woman of all time award, his ego is as inflated as ever.

I mean he’s someone who can look in a mirror and with a straight face say he isn’t fat.
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Autism is one hell of a drug. Autists tend to be in denial about their obesity. For example sperg classes in my schools had 100+, kg fatties that wore large size shirts, which gave them over stuffed sausage looks. God forbid if you see their underwear. Size M underpants that practically sink in and fuse with the autist fat and skin.

Autismos can ignore pain to same extent they ignore reality. Chafing, skin abrasions to infections. It's part and parcel of Autismo life.
 
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Retarded INTP said:
The fun begins if he ins't aware of the drugs. Like, throw a bunch of compromised but delicious Big Mags full of LSD powder at his door and buckle up for da merj.
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Put the liquid in his energy drinks. Wouldn't want to destroy the potency with the heat from burgers etc.

I actually wonder if Chris would perceive anything different on acid than what he sees already.
 
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Some interaction with an emerging serial enabler.
 
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Glowie said:
Autism is one hell of a drug. Autists tend to be in denial about their obesity. For example sperg classes in my schools had 100+, kg fatties that wore large size shirts, which gave them over stuffed sausage looks. God forbid if you see their underwear. Size M underpants that practically sink in and fuse with the autist fat and skin.
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You got that right. Some autists think being fat and overweight is sexy.

Poor deluded bastards.
 
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Marshal Mannerheim said:
And drew nudes of the one actual girlfriend he had and posted them to Encyclopedia Dramatica.
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Are we talking about Megan? Because I don't think she and Chris ever actually dated. More like Christ tried to get into Megan's pants, but she was having none of that and repeatedly asked him to back off. Chris then drew the "ShecameforCWC.jpg" to try and hold off his "pent up frustrations" and becoming "an abusive maniac".
 
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Abarefiller said:
Are we talking about Megan? Because I don't think she and Chris ever actually dated.
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I am, and for some reason I thought Chris and Megan did actually go out with each other and that picture was effectively the end of their relationship.
Abarefiller said:
More like Christ tried to get into Megan's pants,
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That's a very literal interpretation of ”Jesus loves you”.
 
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Marshal Mannerheim said:
I am, and for some reason I thought Chris and Megan did actually go out with each other and that picture was effectively the end of their relationship.
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Megan legitimately tried to befriend him, quite possibly because she felt sorry for him. But, being sane, she never harbored even the faintest of romantic feelings for him, and was quite clear about that shortly after they met.

The closest thing to a real date Chris has ever been on was with the Hambeast (Faryn or something?), and even that was a joke.
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
Chris is athlete's foot if athlete's foot was a person.

I'm just loving Sassy Chris, "GORL"!
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in typical chris fashion, he thinks being female boils down to saying things like "gurrll! YAS! and tee hee!" all while he belches, farts, and spergs up a storm

speaking of the sonic 1 beta has recently been found and revealed has chris said anything about it yet?
 
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Meat Pickle said:
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Chris's response to this dimensional enabler reminds me of the "Your letter has been read fully, and your thoughts have been inputed and accepted for better improvement. Thank you for your time and efforts." message he used to send in the Cwckipedia Mailbags.
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this coupled with the try hard intor to his "sermon" and the fact that the cameraman opted to eat chips next to the camera mic makes it harder to tell the enablers from people trying to mess with chris.
 
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