Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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That implies the Democrats won't lose either the House or the Senate in 2022, or that the left of the Dems doesn't decide to form its own party.
The even further Left faction of the Democratic Party just keeps capitulating to Pelosi. Just look at the Gang of Four (fuck that bullshit 'Teh Squad' nonsense, it's a proper historical reference for them) and how they gnash their teeth at her from time to time yet they just vote in line nearly every single instance. Doubt they'll split. Given the GA results and the disdain for McConnell, you're more likely to see Trump lead a huge chunk of the GOP base and a sizable portion of its members of Congress away and leave the Neo-Cons lording over a husk.

Even if the Dems break, I think Bob will stick with the likes of Pelosi and Schumer over AOC and Omar. The man may want to tongue the fart boxes of the latter, but the former get him closer to his desire of power.

His list of proposals boils down to "what if Democrats ran America forever?" which even for a die-hard anti-Trump person seems ridiculous. He's like 2 steps away from saying they should have Nancy Pelosi's brain in a jar just be god emperor until the UN absorbs them and whatever Somali refugee running the show takes over.
I've never seen Hillary propaganda hit this hard,
That's the end goal for him no matter what, fuck anything else.
5) that would require a constitutional amendment which won't happen, because the Dems don't have 38 state legislatures.


9) Tenth Amendment says ”suck my dick”.

11) have you even read the proposals or are you just talking about them because you've convimced yourself AOC'll fuck you if you say the right things?
-The Interstate Voter Compact scheme enacted by the Blue States is trying to work around that and essentially leave the EC in place while rendering it toothless.

- This is the same guy who wanted local and state law enforcement in the South taken over entirely by the Department of Justice. The Tenth Amendment and the Constitution mean dick to the "proud American" his website once proclaimed he was.

-Mostly for the tang, but his consoom-happy brain probably believes that we'll find something with the abilities of the blue cube from the MCU that will solve the issue. In the mean time, I think Bob's ideal Green New Deal would involve Bosnian Serb like cleansing of massive areas of the country followed by genocide to reduce the carbon footprint.
 
To me, it’ll be entertaining watching the two houses be controlled by man children Pelosi and Schumer have to babysit, making a scene in the national front while accomplishing Jack shit.
I'll just sit there and laugh.
The even further Left faction of the Democratic Party just keeps capitulating to Pelosi. Just look at the Gang of Four (fuck that bullshit 'Teh Squad' nonsense, it's a proper historical reference for them) and how they gnash their teeth at her from time to time yet they just vote in line nearly every single instance. Doubt they'll split. Given the GA results and the disdain for McConnell, you're more likely to see Trump lead a huge chunk of the GOP base and a sizable portion of its members of Congress away and leave the Neo-Cons lording over a husk.

Even if the Dems break, I think Bob will stick with the likes of Pelosi and Schumer over AOC and Omar. The man may want to tongue the fart boxes of the latter, but the former get him closer to his desire of power.
I doubt the Squad (I would call them the Gang of Four but, unfortunately, they've now got more than four members) will carry on toeing the party line. This is just my layman's opinion, but the fact they voted to re-elect Pelosi instead of listening to Jimmy Dore doesn't, in my opinion, mean much.

I'm honestly not sure what Bob would do, but most of his supporters would probably stick with Pelosi and the centrists so I think he'll stay where the Patreon money is.

-The Interstate Voter Compact scheme enacted by the Blue States is trying to work around that and essentially leave the EC in place while rendering it toothless.

- This is the same guy who wanted local and state law enforcement in the South taken over entirely by the Department of Justice. The Tenth Amendment and the Constitution mean dick to the "proud American" his website once proclaimed he was.

-Mostly for the tang, but his consoom-happy brain probably believes that we'll find something with the abilities of the blue cube from the MCU that will solve the issue. In the mean time, I think Bob's ideal Green New Deal would involve Bosnian Serb like cleansing of massive areas of the country followed by genocide to reduce the carbon footprint.
Apologies for double posting but my browser decided to be retarded.
1) from what I can work out the only states that signed up to the Interstate Voter Compact would always vote Democrat, so its existence, at present, honestly makes no difference. If it did end up swinging an election then we've essentially got to the point where state legislatures are appointing electors against the will of their states, at which point there are bigger problems for American democracy than a compact. If democracy dies in darkness, then that compact would be the light switch - its existence doesn't turn the lights out but it can be used to do so.
2) did he? Was this during the ”fiery but mostly peaceful racial justice protests”, by any chance?
3) Bob has always supported (for want of a classier term) pulling a Milošević on the mayo ghouls and the fact that his waifus have a set of proposals that would allow him to fantasise doing that is irrelevant. He probably supports it because he thinks, a bit like Lucas Werner, that a zoomer bae will turn up and fuck him if he says the right things.
 
He thinks the MCU has supplanted them.
He is, unfortunately, correct about that in many respects. For example, Marvel retconned Quicksilver and the Scarlet Witch's origins so that they were no longer Magneto's children because of Perlmutter's pissing match with Fox. With how many properties/charaters we are watching get the MCU treatment (Ms. Marvel, Ironheart, America Chavez) I get the seeing that the comics division's sole reason for existence is to support the films rather than the other way around.

10) what do you even mean by that?
Methinks Bob wants a single-payer system similar Canada's or the UK's NHS. What Bob fails to realize is that the provinces are the ones who provide the healthcare services in regards to the former, which comes with its own disadvantages. There are Canadians that actually go to the United States and pay out of pocket to see a specialist or receive services because the wait times are too long.

As I said, I believe climate change does exist and I believe it is a crisis, but we have to solve this crisis as a planet and unless China and India cut down on emissions along with the West, any climate agreements aren't worth the paper they're written on.
It comes to, "Do you have any better suggestions?" for me because many of the eco-zealots are like Bob in that they believe that technology will magically come up with solutions. Wind and solar are, in theory, inexhaustible because the wind is always blowing and the sun always shining when there isn't a cloud blocking it. However, they are intermittent and unreliable so you would be dealing with brownouts and blackouts we replace fossil fuels with them. Most of these eco-zealots are likewise opposed to nuclear power. Not without cause as the waste products have a half-life of centuries, but there are theoretical technologies like thorium reactors and ITER is working on a way to make fusion viable. Then there is the fact that trucks, trains, planes and ships--critical parts of our infrastructure--that rely on fossil fuels to operate. Colour me skeptical, but I have my doubts that it will be that simple to convert many of those to electric.

Oh yeah, and we actually have to MINE the lithium and other elements needed to manufacture those batteries. Mining was a very environmentally unfriendly activity the last I checks, but many Western environmentalists are NIMBYists who don't care what happens in some third world shithole with lax regulations.

The case with Canada, we care a small country who does not even produce 2% of the world's CO2 emissions yet our government is insistent on destroying our petroleum industry and replacing it with untested "green" infrastructure. The Liberal Party of Canada, led by Justin Trudeau, are a bunch of virtue signaling attention whores who more receiving praise from the global community than they are about helping anyone outside of the GTA/Montreal/Vancouver. Hell, I see the majority of Canadians as delusional egotists who believe that the rest of the world wants to be like us and will follow our example. Newsflash! China is hold two our citizens hostage because we are honoring our treaty obligations to the United States and Justin's little India trip in 2018 humiliated the country and did nothing to endear us to them. I doubt India is going to look at LPC policy and say, "Yeah, we should do that!"

What Bob fails to understand time and time again is that technology is not some magical god that will bestow miracles because some DNC functionaries demand it. Hell, didn't that venerable "conservative" institution we know as UCLA recently tell us that FDR's New Deal actually prolonged the Great Depression by seven years? Given that we are now in a recession, it sounds like the "Green" New Deal will plunge the country and the world into a Second Great Depression and we know that will do wonders for America in its hyper-polarized state.

Fuck, Bob is stupid.
 
Methinks Bob wants a single-payer system similar Canada's or the UK's NHS. What Bob fails to realize is that the provinces are the ones who provide the healthcare services in regards to the former, which comes with its own disadvantages. There are Canadians that actually go to the United States and pay out of pocket to see a specialist or receive services because the wait times are too long.
Not to mention that, because the majority of Americans are overweight, any single-payer system would just be ludicrously expensive. The reason it works in Bongland is because we're not all fat.
Hell, didn't that venerable "conservative" institution we know as UCLA recently tell us that FDR's New Deal actually prolonged the Great Depression by seven years? Given that we are now in a recession, it sounds like the "Green" New Deal will plunge the country and the world into a Second Great Depression and we know that will do wonders for America in its hyper-polarized state.
Yeah. Not to mention that the New Deal and the Agricultural Adjustment Administration massively screwed over smallholders in favour of big landowners.
 
This debacle really exemplifies just how extremist Bob is in all of his behavior, views and personality traits. Plenty of delusional people have fantasies that will never come true. Bob on the other hand literally concocted an entire fantasy in his head of a relationship with a woman he didn't know but was infatuated with and then preceded to implement into the real world. He actually thought that his fantasy was real, and was genuinely taken aback by the fact that this fantasy he had in his head wasn't actually based in reality.
he got his megan saga later than chris, uff god bear punishes the unbelievers
 
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Not to mention that, because the majority of Americans are overweight, any single-payer system would just be ludicrously expensive. The reason it works in Bongland is because we're not all fat.
According to Wikpedia/CIA World Factbook, USA obesity rate = 36% and UK is 27%. It's not that extreme.
 
Robert is really boring right now. In the predictable cycle of his existence, we’re in a trough between humiliations. I hope he hurries up and gets nuked from orbit again soon, because Film Robert tweeting his delusions 25/8 isn’t quite as entertaining as it once was.
 
I’m too lazy to do an exact count and I bailed less than halfway through, but Robert said “I knew that,” “I know,” “I’m aware,” etc. through clenched teeth multiple times during the 45 minutes I let this yawnfest run in the background. I’d be shocked if anyone listens to it for any reason other than to laugh at these two dipshits.
Wow, Bob can't not act like a jerk even when talking to his idiot brother. He's so cranky. You know what helps with that? Getting a good nights' sleep.
I will guaran-fucking-goddamn-tee you that Bob has (likely undiagnosed and unremediated) sleep apnea. As in, this motherfucker stops breathing many times a night, which is why his sleep is shit. Mold probably doesn't help, but if he got a CPAP machine, the filter would take care of that. He needs to get himself to a sleep clinic via his doctor, like, YESTERDAY.
Some people are unlucky enough to have sleep apnea even when they are slender, due to anatomical issues, but pile enough weight on and sooner or later anyone will get it. And Bob has indeed been piling the weight on.
It doesn't help that he's probably drinking a lot, trying to fall asleep faster.
How would he even notice sleep apnoe besides shitty sleep quality? He's a lonely fat fuck who will never have a person sleeping besides him to tell him "You gotta check that out, you often choke during the night".
Will he even make it to 60 years old? People like him tend to be remarkably stubborn when it comes to surviving, but mental health is important, and Bob's constant seething will kill him soon.
Yeah, Bob is definitely drinking to fall asleep, but the thing about diabetics is that they have to piss a lot, and drinking a ton of beer before bed doesn't exactly help with that. So that's another thing that probably wakes up him multiple times a night, unless of course he routinely pisses the bed in his sleep like the gargantuan fat baby he is.
 
I have no problem with the concept of holding actual racists accountable. I have a lot of problems with defining racist as ”someone who tells one edgy joke”.
or defining "racist" as "someone I have declared to be racist", i.e. the post-normal approach
Methinks Bob wants a single-payer system similar Canada's or the UK's NHS. What Bob fails to realize is that the provinces are the ones who provide the healthcare services in regards to the former, which comes with its own disadvantages. There are Canadians that actually go to the United States and pay out of pocket to see a specialist or receive services because the wait times are too long.
in Britbongland, the NHS is administered by local trusts (there are 209 of them in England) which are completely independent from local government; they ensure each area gets what it needs and doesn't have to compete against other areas for resources or treatment
unless you need highly specialist treatment, waiting times are generally low

trying to implement a system like that on the scale of the US would be a staggeringly complicated and absolutely mind-boggling task
 
or defining "racist" as "someone I have declared to be racist", i.e. the post-normal approach

in Britbongland, the NHS is administered by local trusts (there are 209 of them in England) which are completely independent from local government; they ensure each area gets what it needs and doesn't have to compete against other areas for resources or treatment
unless you need highly specialist treatment, waiting times are generally low

trying to implement a system like that on the scale of the US would be a staggeringly complicated and absolutely mind-boggling task
Tell me about it. Down here in Brazil we've got the Sistema Único de Saúde (Unified Health System). Several hospitals, plus medical outposts in most major neighbourhoods to treat millions of people that never ever stop coming with problems, and most of them are ill-equipped to treat them. The vacancies are limited and the waiting times are atrocious. Just to be consulted by the general medic to send you to a more specific exam, one needs to wake up in the middle of the morning and see if one manages the number. People dying while waiting for vacancies are a common sight, and so are people admitted to the hospitals, only to stay in beds mounted in the corridors. We had to import medics from Cuba back in the day to supply the increasing demand for medical treatments, and most of them fucked off to do literally anything else the first chance they had, because the program snatched their salaries straight to the Cuban dictatorship and they saw they had little to no conditions to work.

Worst thing is, it's either that or the private system, which costs an arm and a leg for the average Brazilian. Talks of privatizing the System pop up here and then, which is accompanied by the REEEEing of the left that pretends to care about it, but treats itself in the private hospitals.

We even have some jokes at the System's expense, the most famous one is "How can you tell between someone who supports and someone who criticizes SUS? The critic uses it".
 
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