Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Malagor the dank omen]

Ok, so i listened in full to the last episode of this podcast. I had to do it twice because at some parts of the fucking thing my brain shut off due to pure lack of stimulus. It's like you have a droning sound in the distance that robs you of your thoughts and i got lost in the ramblings both of them just went through.

I will say that aside from the "Orange man gone" thing and that they keep bitching about video rental chains getting closed, their podcast is a snoozefest to the point that seeing grass grow is almost as exciting as this. They rambled about how they don't hate Zack Snyder, just his batman movies, how different batman timelines are retarded unless it's done how they want it, how Wonder woman bombing was predictable, how much they don't care about the side effects of Covid vaccine and some other inane movie bullshit. But what really got me interested is how Bob speaks at a normal pace instead of racing through his prompter like an anchorman on speed.

Anyways, if a new episode comes up i will sift through it.

From his YouTube channel.
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I don't get how something happening in DC somehow can hinder Bob's marvelous and grueling task of producing much necessary culture for everyone to see. It truly pains me.
But it would be much beter if he kept off the internet for a week. That would be a nice change for him.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

I don't get how something happening in DC somehow can hinder Bob's marvelous and grueling task of producing much necessary culture for everyone to see. It truly pains me.
But it would be much beter if he kept off the internet for a week. That would be a nice change for him.

Because he is waiting for the fire to dwindle so he can push his extremist ideas to people, and eradicate "the undesirables". Nothing more, this isn't the first time the fat fuck has used the tragedy, and chaos of others to push his own agenda.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

From his YouTube channel.
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While there is basically a terrorist attack going on in Washington DC as we speak, this doesn't affect a self-proclaimed film critic's ability to produce films at all.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Stupidity unleashed.

 

[Pickle Dick]

Stupidity unleashed.
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today is gonna be a good day to see bob sperg out

 

[Chad Holdenford]

Stupidity unleashed.
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It's the most amount of likes he's got in a long time, huh? The rightists he so abhors blunder badly one day, and he gets to sperg with his usual drivel about "obsoletes" to the raving applause of people who consider him a liability, at best.

I bet he's as happy as a pig in the mud just for that. What a miserable excuse of a human being.

 

[The tired cat]

Stupidity unleashed.
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Oh ye, I'm SURE the U.N. will do something about this Bob, right after they're done defending Narnia, also hate to break it to ya fatso but none of the American allies could give a rats ass for any of your domestic terrorist groups.

 

[Mr. Duck]

Why is Bob so angry?, he should be happy that the Q-Boomers are finally being "dealt with" like he always wanted, Biden is going to make his superior future a reality!

 

[Pickle Dick]

Why is Bob so angry?, he should be happy that the Q-Boomers are finally being "dealt with" like he always wanted, Biden is going to make his superior future a reality!

lol, its been said multiple times now that hes never happy about anything

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

Why is Bob so angry?, he should be happy that the Q-Boomers are finally being "dealt with" like he always wanted, Biden is going to make his superior future a reality!

The only emotional pathways in his declining and intellectually starved brain that remain are joy at food, anger at anything he doesn't like, and an unfulfilling smugness when people he dislikes are hurt. Bob is the adult social media version of the Little Albert experiment.

Or it's autism and unfulfillment.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

The implication that the parts of the Republican Party which have condemned Trump's attempts to steal the 2020 elections from the get-go is as responsible for Trump's coup d'etat as the Groypers themselves is ridiculous.

I'm no fan of Trump, and if I was a Congressman I'd vote for Ilhan Omar's articles of impeachment as and when they get brought to the floor, but the idea that all Republicans are diehard Trump worshippers is ridiculous.

 

[Fictional Character]

Not only are all Republicans Trump worshippers, they also love Nolan's Batman movies and owned Sega consoles as kids.

 

[The Nothingness]

I take it Bob approves of the woman who was shot in the Capitol and later died.

 

[Drunk and Pour]

From his YouTube channel.
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No, it's not understandable. First of all, why was your shit video already delayed? You don't have a job or family, or anything else going on in your life. Second, I watch the towers fall on 9/11, then went to work, then went to class. You have absolutely no excuse to not put out your shit videos. You are a lazy piece of shit that has to keep up with what Twitter is saying rather than what people pay you for. You are such a privileged brat and I can't wait for your support network to dry up and you're out on your ass one cold Boston winter.

 

[Bolo]

Why is Bob so angry?, he should be happy that the Q-Boomers are finally being "dealt with" like he always wanted, Biden is going to make his superior future a reality!

Because this ain't about superior future or winning.

Look, Robert ain't dificult to figure it out, a lot of the bullshit he spews is just fantasy he likes to indulge himself, he doesn't have much on his life, so politc sperging is one way to fill that cup.

But his irrational hatred for republicans, or whatever he perceveis to be the ones against progress is just an excuse to destilate the bile he has on him. Robert oozes impotent rage, he knows what he is, and how people see him, and he can't change it, only rage at it, so he comes up with a variety of people and reasons to rage against, craving for revenge and comeuppance.

You know when one of those cheap revenge/torture porn flicks manipulate you by making the villain the most cartoonish evil person on earth, leaving you with nothing but the desire to see them get what they deserve, pretty mcuh jerking your hate bonner over the whole movie?

Now imagine you go through life just doing that, sperging on twitter, looking up news to get angry about, and raging about those who you consider even sub-humans.

To rage is the the goal here. Look, on the internet you get to see all sorts of political sperging, but notice that when it comes from successful and rich people, the rants are usualy just self-satisfied, self-rigthous fart huffing.

Rants like Roberts only comes from the frustated and unfulfilled, the main reason he is such a cow.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Not only are all Republicans Trump worshippers, they also love Nolan's Batman movies and owned Sega consoles as kids.

Have you ever met a Trump supporter that liked Metroid Other M, or went in to a breakdown when they found out that Mario wasn't from Brooklyn?

They don't have souls, I tell ya what.

 

[Strange Wilderness]

The even further Left faction of the Democratic Party just keeps capitulating to Pelosi. Just look at the Gang of Four (fuck that bullshit 'Teh Squad' nonsense, it's a proper historical reference for them) and how they gnash their teeth at her from time to time yet they just vote in line nearly every single instance. Doubt they'll split. Given the GA results and the disdain for McConnell, you're more likely to see Trump lead a huge chunk of the GOP base and a sizable portion of its members of Congress away and leave the Neo-Cons lording over a husk.

Even if the Dems break, I think Bob will stick with the likes of Pelosi and Schumer over AOC and Omar. The man may want to tongue the fart boxes of the latter, but the former get him closer to his desire of power.

All he has to do is wait until Harris becomes President after Biden then he can have his dream President. Brown/Indian schoolmarm who will pull money out of her vagina to fund NASA space travel. Shes gonna be just like a grown-up Shuri from Black Panther, black science lady creates Superior Future.

Yeah. Not to mention that the New Deal and the Agricultural Adjustment Administration massively screwed over smallholders in favour of big landowners.

You say it like thats a bad thing in Bob world. Small farmers obsolete and bad. Big business using machines and latino slave labor is good.

Stupidity unleashed.
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I'm picturing Bob jumping up and down on his bed crying tears of joy typing this. This is the moment he's been waiting for! The chance to see all his perceived enemies arrested, beaten, tortured, shot dead in the streets, left suffering because of the actions of a bunch idiots in DC. Maybe, just maybe, one of them will watch as the death squads gun down their children in front of them. Such a thought brings joy to his clogged heart. While indulging in this fantasy of his a small earthquake is being detected on the Richter Scale.

 

[Lensherr]

So I’ve been taking a break from this thread the past few weeks for the sake of my sanity, but I couldn’t resist coming back to see what Bob has to say about the latest going ons in D.C. Needless to say, I’m not surprised by his reaction.

What else have I missed?

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I’m no expert on the Clinton presidency, so can someone explain this to me because I can’t speak or study moron.

 

[Absolutego]

So I’ve been taking a break from this thread the past few weeks for the sake of my sanity, but I couldn’t resist coming back to see what Bob has to say about the latest going ons in D.C. Needless to say, I’m not surprised by his reaction.

What else have I missed?

Mostly the same as usual. Late/one note pop culture references to explain every daily news blurb, Bob attempting to creep into the mentions of other twitter thots, and Chris desperately e-begging.

I’m no expert on the Clinton presidency, so can someone explain this to me because I can’t speak or study moron.
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Between Ruby Ridge, Waco, and the Oklahoma City Bombing, anti-government (which is always right wing, doncha know) terrorism was the reigning media/government boogeyman in the 90's. Bob is suggesting that the Baby Boomer Democrats from that decade who have ossified themselves in place in DC and naturally will make up most of the Biden administration are somehow prescient, because anti-government militias sequestering themselves in shacks in the the woods and blowing up a government building in revenge for the ATF killing similar militias are clearly the same as these QAnon stop the steal tards.