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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 125 13.1%
  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.7%
  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 528 55.3%
  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 228 23.9%

  • Total voters
    954
Now that Connor has almost finished his book report we're gonna drink some celebratory sodas and play Mortal Kombat X and talk about ladies
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CONNOR YOU SON OF A BITCH! (I am the black guy in this scenario since I own that hat)
 
I figured you guys would tear the review apart on principle. I'm entirely unsurprised.
I'm not doing it on principle, I'm doing it because it's genuinely shit. I used to hang out in the office students would visit to get help writing their papers. Your essay is up there with some of the worst I saw and heard. Now, if you look past us tearing it apart, you'll notice a few of us offered actual constrictive criticism and what to improve. Your choice to bother with that part or not.
 
Actually this reminds me. I don't remember doing a book report in four years of college. I don't think I was ever assigned a book report past fifth grade. What kind of sped college does he go to where they still assign book reports?
 
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