Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[LeeLoo]

If not for the fact Pucas is over 6’, I always wondered if he had Prader Willi. He fits so many of the symptoms.

I’m at a complete loss of words. Every time I take a short sabbatical, I come back to horror gold. The food thing is just horrifyingly fascinating. I can’t stomach the sounds of him eating, so I have to mute, but as others have pointed out, how he can eat the sheer volumes without purging boggles the mind.

 

[Sevan Vosgi]

If not for the fact Pucas is over 6’, I always wondered if he had Prader Willi. He fits so many of the symptoms.

I’m at a complete loss of words. Every time I take a short sabbatical, I come back to horror gold. The food thing is just horrifyingly fascinating. I can’t stomach the sounds of him eating, so I have to mute, but as others have pointed out, how he can eat the sheer volumes without purging boggles the mind.

Like people with Prader Willi, he's retarded.

 

[BowlOfDick]

If not for the fact Pucas is over 6’, I always wondered if he had Prader Willi. He fits so many of the symptoms.

I’m at a complete loss of words. Every time I take a short sabbatical, I come back to horror gold. The food thing is just horrifyingly fascinating. I can’t stomach the sounds of him eating, so I have to mute, but as others have pointed out, how he can eat the sheer volumes without purging boggles the mind.

Not to power level, but I’ve worked with a lot of offenders with PWS (as they tend to be sexually deviant, like Lucas). Luke indeed has almost all of the characteristics, albeit in a milder form... obsession with food, tiny genitals, not being able to form relationships etc.

I wonder if there might actually be something syndromic going on with him at a developmental level. Oh what I would give to have his genome sequenced!

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Oh what I would give to have his genome sequenced!

He'd probably let you sequence it for $50 and some sushi.

 

[mothman96]

Comment:

 

[37yearolddickrightnow]

If not for the fact Pucas is over 6’, I always wondered if he had Prader Willi. He fits so many of the symptoms.

I’m at a complete loss of words. Every time I take a short sabbatical, I come back to horror gold. The food thing is just horrifyingly fascinating. I can’t stomach the sounds of him eating, so I have to mute, but as others have pointed out, how he can eat the sheer volumes without purging boggles the mind.

During the second geek room podcast, he was cramming food into his filthy sewer of a mouth for almost the entire duration. It was over 2 hours.

 

[RatRoyalty]

Lucas is right about billionaires being shitty, but in his own way he's still wrong because he doesn't understand why they're shitty. He's envious of them and wishes he could be one himself. I don't blame him considering the crappy life he leads, but it makes it obvious that he doesn't understand socialism to any degree. Maybe the zoomer baes will come out in droves if he actually committed to studying Marx.

Spoiler: Sperging about Elon Musk

Not to nitpick, but Elon Musk didn't earn his money. He inherited substantial wealth from his father's emerald mine, scammed millions of PayPal users, then bought his way into being named co-founder of Tesla despite not actually being involved in it's founding. Like Henry Ford and Thomas Edison before him, Elon Musk is an opportunist who used his wealth to claim credit for the work of others. People only simp for him because they want to imagine themselves in his position, not because he's an admirable person.

 

[Draxx them Sklounst]

Oh yeah, I agree the idiot couldn't find a degree on a thermometer, it just amuses me to think of him somehow clawing his way through only for it all to be for naught. I don't even think he'll make it through this semester.

Unlikely, also you cannot get a PhD from a community college or even a Masters. Most CCs only offer Associates' and certificates - some, including SCC but it is very few - offer Bachelor's.
So he would have to transfer to complete his education and uh.. I don't have much faith in that LOL

 

[OnMeDick]

Unlikely, also you cannot get a PhD from a community college or even a Masters. Most CCs only offer Associates' and certificates - some, including SCC but it is very few - offer Bachelor's.
So he would have to transfer to complete his education and uh.. I don't have much faith in that LOL

Washington state public universities have transfer agreeements with local CC’s, so someone obtaining an AA has a good chance of being accepted as a transfer student for a BS/BA. That said, Lucas, even obtaining an AA? Hahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha

 

[wenttobermuda]

Lucas just ate approximately $200 worth of food, and demonstrated why he has a payee.

As far as food goes, he is immune to the law of diminishing returns. The first bite was probably the same to him as the last.

I imagine if Lucas had the resources to live like that every day, he would.

I think the time is right for a 20,000 word examination of Lucas's eating habits, weight and bowel movements.

 

[Draxx them Sklounst]

Washington state public universities have transfer agreeements with local CC’s, so someone obtaining an AA has a good chance of being accepted as a transfer student for a BS/BA.

Sure, but I doubt he knows that he'd have to do that and just thinks he's getting all of those degrees from SCC
/college sperging

 

[Josef Mengele]

If not for the fact Pucas is over 6’, I always wondered if he had Prader Willi. He fits so many of the symptoms.

I’m at a complete loss of words. Every time I take a short sabbatical, I come back to horror gold. The food thing is just horrifyingly fascinating. I can’t stomach the sounds of him eating, so I have to mute, but as others have pointed out, how he can eat the sheer volumes without purging boggles the mind.

That could be true, he should apply to be a garbage disposal at a chinese restaurant or something, it would work out well for all parties.

 

[mothman96]

Spokane would agree about the LA Motel 6.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Spokane would agree about the LA Motel 6.

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He very well could have been still in LA if he hadn’t boo hoo’ed like a bitch to get back to Spokane

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Fact is if Lucas was even remotely resourceful he could figure out a way to parlay that largess into finding a way to stay off the streets at least til spring hits so he won’t freeze to death under a bridge. Instead he is blowing it as fast as possible on his own personal bacchanal.

It’s almost like he is trying to kill himself with food and excess.

He's putting on winter weight, so he can create a cocoon of fat to keep him warm.

So much for losing 200lbs to father Gen-Z's children.

He'd probably let you sequence it for $50 and some sushi.

I bet if you tell him it's for telomere research, you can trick him into paying you $50 to have his genome sequenced.
(of course DNA tests can be waaaaaay more expensive than that so it might not be worth it just to confirm that retarded fat hobo is in fact retarded)

Spoiler: Word Sperging

FYI the term is "leech", not "leach".
Leeches are a form of parasitic segmented worms (distantly related to earthworms) that suck blood and other body fluids from their hosts; while true leeches can only be annelid worms; sometimes the term "leech" is applied broadly to encompass parasitic flatworms, nematodes, etc.

"Leach" is an action, i.e. "nutrients leach into the soil" or alternatively a leech leaches blood from its host.

 

[Da Dude123]

Spokane would agree about the LA Motel 6.

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Ha! What aspirations! A Motel 6 in another city. How long do you all think he will stay at the Motel 6 until he checks out and either goes back to the shelter or bus station?

I know with him being a tardbux recipient, he can't have more than $2000 to his name basically, or risk losing his gubmint check. Still if he was being properly wrangled, then with this $1200 he supposedly has saved by the payee and then his payout from student aid, a wrangler should have insisted that he use it to find an apartment. But maybe no one in Spokane is willing to rent to him, even with guaranteed payee rent? Or maybe dirt cheap apartments are very hard to come by in that area? With less than $800 a month in regular income, that would not go far anywhere, let alone a more expensive housing market. Lucas would not have found anything in an area like LA which is one of the most expensive housing markets in the USA.

So, I guess to an extent he had to spend the money, but so many better ways to blow it than expensive food and an extended stay at the Motel 6. I am thinking the payee is not really going to much trouble with Lucas. And I don't blame them. You can't help people who don't want to be helped. Lucas is plenty good with staying in shelters and the Gen Z Baes should dig it, being socialists and all.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I bet if you tell him it's for telomere research, you can trick him into paying you $50 to have his genome sequenced.

If I ever need some money and am in Spokane, I know what I'm going to do.

 

[Krathnami]

At the rate he’s blowing through dough I would not be shocked if he’s blown through more than a third of it by next weekend.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

I'm sure Lucas is gonna say that he gave what he didn't eat to the homeless, but that's still irresponsibly wasting his money.

Throwing the scraps to other homeless so you can demonstrate to zoomer baes how nice you are doesn't negate the fact that he's incapable of making responsible choices.

 

[mothman96]

Spokane don't be rude, be generous and kind to the Spokane Pedo Freak. Give him your Gen Z sister, or cousin, friend, niece, daugther, grand-daughter, etc.

ETA:
In his next video he's showing the pan of ribs and the salmon salad. He was asked if he'd left the food out over night. He said he'd put it in the fridge. Someone caught on that the salmon salad and pan of ribs were in the exact same spot as in the previous day.