Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon

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Maybe they actually are that delusional, but I doubt they actually believe that this is about Steven Universe. This is just like Lily accusing all of her critics of being angry manbabies who harrass her because she insulted their favorite cartoons. Strawman, ad hominem, well poisoning, whatever the proper term for it is, it's nothing more than them trying to devalue the arguments of the opposition by discrediting their character.
It's the exact same thing as TLOU2. Yeah there were some retards being retards, but they tried to deflect ANY criticism saying "it's all transphobes and racists and homophobes saying it!" You know because this is a very progressive game that has an unnecessarily graphic scene of a lesbian and her Jewish girlfriend being brutalized.

Same thing with Jerry: Waah all my critics are just salty about my SU video that no one actually cares about anymore outside of being a punchline! Now listen to these stories about how I abused my young girlfriend and how that makes me the victim.
 
It's the exact same thing as TLOU2. Yeah there were some retards being retards, but they tried to deflect ANY criticism saying "it's all transphobes and racists and homophobes saying it!" You know because this is a very progressive game that has an unnecessarily graphic scene of a lesbian and her Jewish girlfriend being brutalized.

Same thing with Jerry: Waah all my critics are just salty about my SU video that no one actually cares about anymore outside of being a punchline! Now listen to these stories about how I abused my young girlfriend and how that makes me the victim.
it is the same thing to use rape and death threats as if everyone who criticizes you does or endorses this practice.

do they think Lizzy has never received any of these in the past two years despite being purged from Tumblr because of what Lily said about her?

As far as I know, no one here does or approves of this behavior, because it would invalidate our arguments and that is why Lily and her stans keep repeating it and it is easier than paying attention to what Lily actually does and says. her narrative is only supported by "NO U" and whining
 
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With all the Twitter drama and the ask box shut down, I don't know if anyone noticed her newest upload is just a clip show of no significance. Except for her going to a party during a pandemic.
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With all the Twitter drama and the ask box shut down, I don't know if anyone noticed her newest upload is just a clip show of no significance. Except for her going to a party during a pandemic.
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She probably means a Discord call with her online buddies. That would make a lot of sense if the "party" extended until late at night and she just kept talking. I doubt that she has any friend offline that could put her at risk.

Or perhaps she means a party with the two sisters that are also lesbian with each other on her apartment. They obviously liked her since she is such a sunshine for everyone aroumd.
 
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I mean 1. Her life was ruined anyway, killing her at the end wouldn't have changed that, it wouldn't have gotten rid of the PTSD and wouldn't have prevented Dina from leaving at the end lol not to mention a few things, Abby's sailing on a stormy ocean while extremely battered after both being imprisoned for months and essentially losing a fight to Ellie, and she bit into Ellie's hand that was bitten by an infected not too long prior, so there's a good chance she was gonna die anyway and 2. Abby wasn't really unlikeable, and wasn't really the villain, at least not until we learn more about her, in fact her motivation to kill Joel makes 100% sense and is no different than Ellie's to want to kill Abby. The whole idea is, where does this destructive cycle end? They both lost nearly everything and caused endless pain to people who weren't even involved due to their destructive need for vengeance.

Abby didn't even have a satisfied look on her face when she killed him lol

They even lost themselves numerous times along the way. Ellie tortured Nora (who was helpless and not resisting, unlike those hundreds of faceless minions) before she died in a brutal way akin to the way Abby tortured Joel, and Abby was about to kill Dina after Ellie begged that she was pregnant, because Ellie had killed her pregnant friend Mel (not knowing she was pregnant, but Abby didn't know that), but stopped after realizing she was essentially going to murder an unborn child in her fury.

Again, where does the destructive cycle end?

IMO it wasn't really hollow, there are perfectly good justifications for everything the game does.
Sure, the revenge wouldn't have changed anything, but at least it wouldn't have rendered everything else she did completely pointless. She would've achieved what she set out to do, leaving the question of whether it was worth it.

I just find it unsatisfying that the entire matter is railroaded. Making it like the ending in the first game and giving the player the choice to kill Abby or not, and leaving it up for them to decide whether their choice was worth it afterwards would've been better. Same with how it tries to make you feel bad for killing the enemies and their dogs, but it's not like the gameplay is designed to give you the option to just avoid fights. The player needs to have actual agency for a message criticising their choices to work. You can't make me feel like a bastard if my only two choices are to be a bastard or not play the game I paid for.

And personally I found Abby unlikeable. Even with the better traits she developes, she's a hateful, sadistic bitch who's okay with murdering children.

Also, Abby didn't stop murdering Dina because she suddenly cared about killing an unborn child. She even said "Good." at the news that Dina was pregnant and then moved to cut her throat. The only reason she didn't do it was because of her Morality Pet Lev was there to stop her.

And the idea of ending the destructive cirle is still rings hollow to me, because with everything Abby and Ellie do in the game, there's now oughta loads of people with all new reasons to take revenge on either of them.

She probably means a Discord call with her online buddies. That would make a lot of sense if the "party" extended until late at night and she just kept talking. I doubt that she has any friend offline that could put her at risk.

Or perhaps she means a party with the two sisters that are also lesbian with each other on her apartment. They obviously liked her since she is such a sunshine for everyone aroumd.
Probably, giving the logistical difficulties of her having a birthday party in person with any of the friends we know about.
That being said, given her utter unwillingness to even slightly inconvenience herself to protect others from covid, she would be exactly the type to have a birthday party in person and with no safety precautions.
 
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Also late I know but

Maulding Orchard Asks People To Stop Using Their Brains.
She also has PTSD
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I know this point has been driven and driven into the ground already but come on lmfao

If you really have PTSD because of what Lizzy's supposedly done to you,

WHY DO YOU STILL USE HER ART??
Especially when your current romantic partner(s?) can draw you new pieces?

Sure, the revenge wouldn't have changed anything, but at least it wouldn't have rendered everything else she did completely pointless. She would've achieved what she set out to do, leaving the question of whether it was worth it.

I just find it unsatisfying that the entire matter is railroaded. Making it like the ending in the first game and giving the player the choice to kill Abby or not, and leaving it up for them to decide whether their choice was worth it afterwards would've been better. Same with how it tries to make you feel bad for killing the enemies and their dogs, but it's not like the gameplay is designed to give you the option to just avoid fights. The player needs to have actual agency for a message criticising their choices to work. You can't make me feel like a bastard if my only two choices are to be a bastard or not play the game I paid for.

And personally I found Abby unlikeable. Even with the better traits she developes, she's a hateful, sadistic bitch who's okay with murdering children.

Also, Abby didn't stop murdering Dina because she suddenly cared about killing an unborn child. She even said "Good." at the news that Dina was pregnant and then moved to cut her throat. The only reason she didn't do it was because of her Morality Pet Lev was there to stop her.

And the idea of ending the destructive cirle is still rings hollow to me, because with everything Abby and Ellie do in the game, there's now oughta loads of people with all new reasons to take revenge on either of them.
Oh for-

You were so close to getting it.

Was it worth it? At all? Was any of what she did worth it? Would it have cured her PTSD, made her life better again? Bring Joel back? Fix Tommy's eye, leg, and marriage, bring Jesse back? NO. Everything was already pointless. Getting revenge is ultimately a pointless gesture that leads to nothing but more chaos, more pain.

I would agree though, the game would've been better with more choices, but I'd blame the direction for that. Still, it works fine just the same, because we're not Ellie. We're not meant to choose for Ellie or Abby. This is their story.

Aaaaand once again the point the game tries to convey flies right over your head, if Abby truly was this cruel, heartless bitch, she never would've helped Lev and his sister, never would've turned against the Wolves, etc. Plus, Ellie is more abrasive, sassy, and generally unlikeable than Abby. Not that I dislike Ellie of course, but Abby reeeeeally isn't unlikeable, at least not any more than Ellie. She's no more hateful and sadistic than Ellie is, lol. Keep in mind that Abby started out wanting the same exact thing that Ellie wanted. So, why is Ellie justified any more than Abby?

I mean hell, when she found her lover and her pregnant friend both dead on the floor in their hideout/home away from home, how do you think she felt? She was so driven by vengeance again that in the moment she had lost herself, until she realized (with Lev's help yes) that this isn't right. I mean remember, in her mind, Ellie murdered her lover and a pregnant woman in cold blood. She wanted to get even. Abby does have a moral compass, which is why she seems distraught when she finds out Ellie returned to get revenge on her, murdering her friends in the process despite the fact that she let her (and Tommy) go.

The story isn't about any of the bystanders. Plus in the chaos of the battles over the next few days ultimately the wolves and the scars would've blamed everything on each other, which ironically, they did, and they ended up monstrously destroying each other at the end.

Like I said there are perfectly good justifications for nearly everything. I haven't seen you bring up the one biggest thing that's wrong with the game, which is so nakedly obvious that it leads me to believe you haven't actually played it for yourself.

Please take anything else to DMs. I don't wanna clog the thread anymore
 
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Yeah, big surprise. You're an adult who's main source of income comes from reviewing cartoons on the Internet (and even after nearly a decade of doing this, you're not even that big of a name in that area), has the writing skills of a teenager still in high school, and is currently on a smear campaign on your ex because she had the gall to drop some shit on you because you literally put her in your comic as a bad guy after over a year of you slandering her name. I'm not shocked that Lily's starting to feel the years creep up on her.

I wonder how often Lily has these moments in her privacy? Like, seriously, she's done nothing with the past five years of her life. All she's gotten a chunk of fame in her field, honestly, is under expectations considering how much time she's invested in it. She hasn't started a family of any kind (in fact, she's cut herself off from her family). She hasn't developed any skills. her video making skills are the same quality they were five years ago. She isn't exactly becoming a figure head in the LGBT community, as outside of a few Twitter and Tumblr posts, the only LGBT content she's really push for is Lesbian representation in cartoons, which she hyper-focus's on and is an extremely niche' audience. Her writing hasn't improved at all, and she adamantly refuses to do put any effort into improving it.

When I think about it, it seems like most of her time is spent trying to hold up the illusion that she's the wonderful person to her fanbase so they can keep giving her money and wathcing her crap. I remember hearing that being a cult leader is extremely time consuming as you have to micromanage and monitor the lives of all your cult member's as much as you can so that they don't do things that might cause them to leave the cult. Stuff like making sure your members don't read, watch, or listen to certain things or talk to certain groups of people that might give them idea's that might make them leave the cult, making sure they keep up the "practices" of the cult to keep their enthusiasm and dedication to the cult high, as well as being sure you can dismiss or excuse any of the cults possible short comings.

These are all things we know Lily does with her fans, but when you think about it, you realize just how much of her time that must take up.
 
I mean 1. Her life was ruined anyway, killing her at the end wouldn't have changed that, it wouldn't have gotten rid of the PTSD and wouldn't have prevented Dina from leaving at the end lol not to mention a few things, Abby's sailing on a stormy ocean while extremely battered after both being imprisoned for months and essentially losing a fight to Ellie, and she bit into Ellie's hand that was bitten by an infected not too long prior, so there's a good chance she was gonna die anyway and 2. Abby wasn't really unlikeable, and wasn't really the villain, at least not after we learn more about her, in fact her motivation to kill Joel makes 100% sense and is no different than Ellie's to want to kill Abby. The whole idea is, where does this destructive cycle end? They both lost nearly everything and caused endless pain to people who weren't even involved due to their destructive need for vengeance.

Abby didn't even have a satisfied look on her face when she killed him lol

They even lost themselves numerous times along the way. Ellie tortured Nora (who was helpless and not resisting, unlike those hundreds of faceless minions) before she died in a brutal way akin to the way Abby tortured Joel, and Abby was about to kill Dina after Ellie begged that she was pregnant, because Ellie had killed her pregnant friend Mel (not knowing she was pregnant, but Abby didn't know that), but stopped after realizing she was essentially going to murder an unborn child in her fury.

Again, where does the destructive cycle end?

IMO it wasn't really hollow, there are perfectly good justifications for everything the game does.
I understand you really want to have an argument about the game but what I said had nothing to do with the game itself. It's the discourse surrounding the game and the way its detractors are treated.

Tommy got shot in the head and trekked hundreds of miles back to Jackson with nothing but a bad eye and a limp to show for it. I'm pretty sure Abby's going to make it.

And when those are objectively the biggest criticisms the game has attracted, the biggest reason there's so much ire surrounding the game... Is it surprising that that's the reaction?
...yes.

When two of the major complaints are 'Joel dies' and 'Abby muscles', what the fuck does that have to do with being a homophobe? Because that's the core of what I'm talking about. You're kind of making my point, really; you ignored everything else I said and just went straight to "when THESE are the complaints" without passing "even if you don't bring any of that up", or the fact that Druckmann poisoned the well years in advance so if you said anything bad about TLoU2 -- anything at all -- you were a homophobic bigot.

Which wraps back to my original post about the whole thing-- that any detractors are insulted and their complaints deflected by being dismissed as being homophobic bigots. Whatever your opinion of the game, the discourse is toxic to the point that 'gaming journalists' have written articles that anybody who dislikes the game is just a manbaby who hates lesbians.
 
When two of the major complaints are 'Joel dies' and 'Abby muscles', what the fuck does that have to do with being a homophobe?
Regarding the discourse, well... All I'll really add is that it's kinda odd that you're getting on my case for ignoring stuff when I said the three major complaints I've seen are

outside of "i'm angry joel dies", "abby has muscles" or "woke garbage reee reee reee"
Buuuuut... oh well 😔
Back to Jerry
 
I don't think this was brought up before (if it was, you know what to do and sorry in advance), but googling about Poke madhouse found this thread done about on Bad Webcomic wiki forums. OP is taking a lot of points from here too: https://www.tapatalk.com/groups/bad...eepy-comic-made-by-lilly-orchard-p-t1626.html It was made last year and the last post was on December 24, talking about the first post of Lizzy.

Reading that thread reminded me of something.

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"Being distant", you say?

Needless to say, I was shocked and extremely uncomfortable with my fiancée doing this without asking me about it first. However, in a Discord group call that same morning, everyone including her and a few "mutual" friends acted as if this was completely normal and fun, a silly game to elicit fun ideas or something. In that classic "I don't want to be a downer" mindset, I tried to play along with the crowd, but tried to confide in my ex my discomfort shortly afterwards. Her response was that it was a kink, and I couldn't get in on why it was fun because I didn't share said kink.
"Dangling threats over her head", you say?
I told her I would leave her if she ever did something like this again. And suddenly, THAT was when it finally got through to her what she had done. THAT was when the remorse and apologies came flooding in. The side blog used for the game was deleted. She even tried sending me a link to a damn bracelet she thought I might like (I had to coolly tell her that buying me things wouldn't fix jack shit).

"Constantly reminding her of her mistake"?
Oh, and P.S. She also told me to not talk about why the ask game ended, either online or to anyone in her circle, because it could "end her YouTube career". So not only did all that happen, but I was given a gag order to protect her reputation from the consequences of her own actions. Almost forgot about that.
Interesting.

This too caught my attention:

On my 20th birthday, in the middle of calling my parents, I checked Tumblr and found that the facade of the game had turned into my ex full-blown sexting with people. Roleplay sexting. After I ended the call, I called her. Cue 50s wife turning on a lamp in a dark living room after her husband comes home late.

Confirmation that Lizzy was 19 when Liliana had already proposed to her and they intended to get married.
 
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I don't think this was brought up before (if it was, you know what to do and sorry in advance), but googling about Poke madhouse found this thread done about on Bad Webcomic wiki forums. OP is taking a lot of points from here too: https://www.tapatalk.com/groups/bad...eepy-comic-made-by-lilly-orchard-p-t1626.html It was made last year and the last post was on December 24, talking about the first post of Lizzy.

Reading that thread reminded me of something.

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"Being distant", you say?


"Dangling threats over her head", you say?


"Constantly reminding her of her mistake"?

Interesting.

This too caught my attention:



Confirmation that Lizzy was 19 when Liliana had already proposed to her and they intended to get married.
when Lily takes the context out of the conversation you end up having to make a lot of assumptions, because she doesn't say the nature of the errors and threats or the reason they got to that point.

and because this comic was made at the time that Lizzy (not Krysten) was portrayed as pure evil, Lily didn't realize that she wrote a reason for the character to act like that and didn't associate that with Lizzysten having a good reason either
 
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Regarding the discourse, well... All I'll really add is that it's kinda odd that you're getting on my case for ignoring stuff when I said the three major complaints I've seen are


Buuuuut... oh well 😔
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Because if that is the point they're making it is a legitimately stupid point. It's also not the only criticism that gets met with cries of 'bigotry', and is in fact a criticism I have hardly ever seen. (Even among detractors it's considered beyond stupid and unhelpful.)

You can say nothing about any LGBT whatever and be called a homophobe. Again, you skipped over the part of my previous post where I mentioned that anybody who talks out about TLoU2 is dismissed as a homophobic bigot, no matter the point or even if they're there to post. People will ask the TLoU sub-reddit "Why is this game so divisive?" and the response is "because they're all homophobic man-babies". That wasn't even answering anybody, that's just the blanket dismissal.

The whole point is that you cannot have a legitimate, constructive conversation about this game -- or the other properties I mentioned, or any number of other sacred cows that deflect criticism with baseless ad hominem attacks -- because if you don't like it, it's just because you hate women, or gay people, or black people.

No. I hate bad writing.

Which again goes back to Lily's criteria for a Nazi, which is directly related to this phenomenon. She uses the same cues-- if you don't like her work, it's not because she's a toxic person with bad opinions who couldn't write her way out of a paper bag. It doesn't matter if you make a measured response and explain all the objective ways she's wrong or why her work is bad. It's because you're a bigot. You're a transphobe. You are, according to her, a Nazi.

That's even how she appended her twitlonger. Anybody who disagrees with her that Lizzy was abusive only does so because of transphobia. Anybody who offers criticism only does so because she's a strong transwoman of color and they're just bigots.

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Stockholm Chapter 12
Definitely wanted to circle back to this because holy shit I could not finish this summary. I notice your spoiler tag says you had to rage quit the first time you plunged into this and I do not blame you. The fact that you finished is remarkable.

I tried. I've been keeping up with the others. But -- and I know I shouldn't be surprised at this point -- I am shocked that a fanfic this infamous is this boring. Even distilling it to the summation it's impossible to get through. Since it's a therapy session it's all about Dash just repeating everything that's happened so far to a third party who also gets to repeat it back to her as part of his analysis.

I get recap chapters, I do. Especially in a format like a fanfic, where publication can be weeks or months or even years between chapters. But I feel like this wasn't published over years, the story isn't meaty enough to require recaps, and I feel like it's been twenty chapters out of twelve with no forward momentum. If this were just an unabashed porn fic with a dark undertone it would be one thing, but Lily obvious wants this to be a meaningful examination of dark topics (according to the way the TV Tropes page is written) and even if this was just a character study you have to DO SOMETHING.
 
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Mikaila Turkleson says: -I have a job 1/?
Yes. Now. I don’t think the part time Macy’s job would allow for much in the way of savings. Good dollar conversion from USD to CAD can only stretch so far.

When she moves it’ll most certainly not be on a work visa.

She’ll have to wait months before being allowed to work. Legally at least. People pay under the table in cash everywhere in the world but I don’t think our little Lily fangirl had the street smarts to take advantage of that.

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She’ll be shackled to Lily if she leaves the USA. I don’t think her patreon pulls in enough for her to have money independent of her spouse.

She will be trapped and have no where to run but back to New York, and all anyone will ever be able to say is. Well, we warned you.
 
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Also it's interesting to find out that he keeps his patreon goal images with Lizzy's art.
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This feels weird and comes off insensitive at best. Talking like this about a person you like even in a humorous way puts strain on a relationship. It would be one thing if both people in a relationship took jabs at each other with boundaries for it, but this isn't it. Badmouthing a person that is with you online can lead to some bad things.
 
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