Cosplay Momokun / Momokun Cosplay / Mariah Mallad / M3rkat / Meeka / "Moomoo" / "Thicc Samus" - Body Positive Islamic Fake Nerd Girl Cosplayer, Convention Creep, Ass + Tiddy Groper

On the first day of Christmas, my costhot gave to me
A rehashed apron Melony~!

Jesus, this entire photo set is the most uncanny valley that Moo has ever looked. Why is it all the color palette of a turquoise enamel refrigerator from the 50s? She's blown out all the contrast so badly and it's really adding to this looking like a bad Sakimichan drawing rather than a photo. For fuck's sake, they used so much photoshop that she's pillowshaded.
 
Bitch is getting a chameleon now? She's getting reptiles as quick as Anisa is getting tattoos.
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They are all going to die. What happened to her cats?

The cats are still around, or at least Goma is, but they only show up for Cute Photo Ops. She's also given them their own instagram account, as all crazy cat ladies are wont to do: https://www.instagram.com/theragdollranch/

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Also, that gecko's tank is the most depressing, bare bones tank I've ever seen. Geckos are very inquisitive creatures and that poor sod has NOTHING TO DO.

I give it a week or two before the cat manages to get into that tank and bite/scratch the gecko. Also chameleons are absolutely NOT suitable for inexperienced reptile owners (not that she should have reptiles ever because she's an irresponsible asshole). They are super susceptible to metabolic bone disease, as well as very particular about heat, humidity, etc. She's 100% going to murder any poor chameleon she gets into her filthy mitts. (Also reptiles have weak immune systems that will get absolutely destroyed by even the lightest cat scratch, they can't fight off the bacteria in a cat's saliva)
 
The cats are still around, or at least Goma is, but they only show up for Cute Photo Ops. She's also given them their own instagram account, as all crazy cat ladies are wont to do: https://www.instagram.com/theragdollranch/

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Also, that gecko's tank is the most depressing, bare bones tank I've ever seen. Geckos are very inquisitive creatures and that poor sod has NOTHING TO DO.

I give it a week or two before the cat manages to get into that tank and bite/scratch the gecko. Also chameleons are absolutely NOT suitable for inexperienced reptile owners (not that she should have reptiles ever because she's an irresponsible asshole). They are super susceptible to metabolic bone disease, as well as very particular about heat, humidity, etc. She's 100% going to murder any poor chameleon she gets into her filthy mitts. (Also reptiles have weak immune systems that will get absolutely destroyed by even the lightest cat scratch, they can't fight off the bacteria in a cat's saliva)

I used to breed leopard geckos on a hobby level, and I gotta give credit where credit is due even if we're talking about Moo; that's actually an acceptable set-up for a single leo.

Leopard geckos are ground-dwelling reptiles from an arid environment, and contrary to what one might think, they're not very good climbers. They're also nocturnal so UVB isn't necessary. That being said, the animal needs a hide both on the "hot" and the "cool" side of the habitat, so that it can feel safe while still choosing a hide that aligns with its temperature needs. Crickets are a good staple diet; mealworms or superworms are not, because they're too high on fat and can cause fatty liver disease in the gecko. Crickets are a nuisance to keep, though (yes, they chirp and can easily escape) so I guess mealworms it is.

Agree completely on the chameleon, though: those are for experienced keepers only, That poor thing won't last a week with Moo.
 
The cats are still around, or at least Goma is, but they only show up for Cute Photo Ops. She's also given them their own instagram account, as all crazy cat ladies are wont to do: https://www.instagram.com/theragdollranch/

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Also, that gecko's tank is the most depressing, bare bones tank I've ever seen. Geckos are very inquisitive creatures and that poor sod has NOTHING TO DO.

I give it a week or two before the cat manages to get into that tank and bite/scratch the gecko. Also chameleons are absolutely NOT suitable for inexperienced reptile owners (not that she should have reptiles ever because she's an irresponsible asshole). They are super susceptible to metabolic bone disease, as well as very particular about heat, humidity, etc. She's 100% going to murder any poor chameleon she gets into her filthy mitts. (Also reptiles have weak immune systems that will get absolutely destroyed by even the lightest cat scratch, they can't fight off the bacteria in a cat's saliva)
I await the pic of the cat lodged half way down the python's body.
 
I await the pic of the cat lodged half way down the python's body.

Though AFAIK ball pythons (at least young ones like this one) probably won't go after cats, or at least try to eat them, the chance of injury is still high enough, since Moomoo mentioned dumb shit like this:
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Moomoo, snakes and reptiles don't make friends. They literally can't make the hormones necessary to get attached to another creature. They will get used to getting handled, but they won't love you or other creatures like a dog or a cat can. I wouldn't be surprised if this idiot feeds that snake in the same tank he lives in, so basically anything entering that tank will be associated with feeding time, increasing the risk of Mariah getting bitten or the cats getting attacked when they inevitably manage to get into the tank.

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Also, I'm pretty sure that 'ren' is some sort of typo or autocorrect goof, so I'm pretty sure she got both at the pet store, which would explain why she knew basically nothing about reptile care - while some places do give a shit, and some breeders especially give a lot of shits about where their animals go, large petstore chains like Petsmart (iirc a worse offender than Petco? I'm not very familiar with American chains) give absolutely no shits where their animals go to, as long as they make a sale. Some pet store workers try, bless them, but for the most part they're both powerless against their managers and a company that just gives no shits. In other words, an impulsive brat like moo, who doesn't give a shit about anything but wanting to be 'not like other girls' who just thinks 'reptiles are cool!' is the perfect customer. Doesn't ask any questions, just purchases whatever the pets came with in the store.
 
There's no way she isn't hoarding all of these animals to profit off of them. She can't make money off of her saggy titties forever, and Mariah (thankfully) doesn't have kids to exploit, so the pet store it is! It's an idiot-proof plan for passive income. Take a pre-established fanbase, re-direct them to a new account with engagement-bait posts, then release a line of t-shirts and marketable plushes. Cute animal content doesn't have to be original, or well-shot, and it's a lot harder to get cancelled since no one cares about the person behind the account... If I thought she had any intelligence or business sense, I'd say it's a fairly smart move.

But it's just as likely she wants the extra attention that comes with getting a shiny new (living) toy.
 
Damn I don't even like reptiles that much and even I think she's about to commit an animal abuse.

Exotic pets take tons of more care Moo obviously doesn't know how to handle. That plus her mixing all these creatures together just gives me bad vibes.
 
Damn I don't even like reptiles that much and even I think she's about to commit an animal abuse.

Exotic pets take tons of more care Moo obviously doesn't know how to handle. That plus her mixing all these creatures together just gives me bad vibes.

There are drooling pants shitting retards who can manage gecko care. So it'll probably be dead before Valentine's day in moos care. My guess with the snake is she'll forget to feed it completely.
 
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