Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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The second part of this update is very short, but I hope it is pure laughs.

Bobby, now only "technically diabetic", advises you about food:
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Pepsi - sugary variety only please.
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MCU
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I though the next Thor film is about Natalie Portman as Whor?

"Black Widow Syndrome". BTW Black Widow is slated to show in May, which caused Bobby to yell at all your proles to get sticked.
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He reviews Tenet. 6 minutes For courageous souls only.
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Bobby watches Sex and the City, because he knows neither.
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Salivating at another base, slutty woman (or agender thing, I dunno).
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Ugly Angel is ugly.
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Nymphomachy waxes poetic:
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Luke continues his perpetual job hunt.
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they were probably complicit in Bob ending up the way he is, but being giddy that kids are dropping a dime on their parent should make Bobs mother sad.

Maybe someone In Massachusetts can confirm if two months for permit approval is normal or if Chris is lying.
Remind me, is Chris planning to do these renovations himself? Because according to this, it's strongly recommended not to pull your own building permit unless you have "significant experience and skill renovating homes and up to date knowledge of building codes."
 
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Remind me, is Chris planning to do these renovations himself? Because according to this, it's strongly recommended not to pull your own building permit unless you have "significant experience and skill renovating homes and up to date knowledge of building codes pull their own permits."
I was under the impression he was going to hire people to do said renos. (or at least assist if he's wanting to get his hands dirty as well)
 
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The people who've been calling for insurrections/rebellions/"fucking shit up" for months and months now cower under their beds because the wrong people took them up on it and..... tresspassed.

The horror.
I mean, they did cause a lot of damage to Capitol Hill, and are planning more "protests" at every state house in the country on Saturday.

I'm not saying the Left is wrong to be against what happened, it's just that I believe both riots were bad, but only one side is actually being called out on it.
 
"Empathy = moral intelligence?"

What the ever-loving fuck is Bob going on about? He is obviously trying to sound intelligent, but fails in spectacular fashion as usual. No. Empathy is not "moral" intelligence, but emotional intelligence because it is--by definition--an attempt to understand and share the feelings of others. Bob cannot empathize with others because he is so self-centered and his attempts to appear empathic are really just pleas for attention and validation from his peers. Sometimes one actually have to empathize with their enemies to understand them, but Bob and his friends (like the much of the left) are such a collection of dysfunctional idiots with a variety of personality disorders that they are completely blind to their culpability in the increasing escalation of events. Fuck, I'm dead certain that these psychopathic fuckwits actually want another civil war so they exterminate "wrong thinkers" and build utopia atop their corpses.

I mean, we're always one more dead body to utopia, right?

Dipshits like Bobby are playing with fire.

Bob and his ilk don't understand the fight or flight reflex. If these assholes corner their political enemies and pose an existential threat, you bet your ass they will fight for their survival. Despite his constant bragging we know that Bob isn't a fighter and he has never known desperation in his life. As one kiwi shown in a previous post, a second American Civil War would be especially catastrophic for Bob. If the MAGAs decide to go all Taliban with their asymmetrical warfare, expect most of America's supply lines to be cut because previous administrations let the country's infrastructure decay. Bob won't be able to get his "average sized" meals from the local McDonalds. He can also expect major disruptions in the power grid so he won't be able upload his shitty reviews to YouTube.

Bob and Chris are coddled creatures primarily concerned with their own comfort. I wouldn't wish to inflict it on Chris' children, but there is that morbidly curious part of me that would like to see how they would respond to having all their comforts striped away from them. If they push the MAGAs and everyone else trying to get by too far, they will not like to see where this ends.
 
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I was under the impression he was going to hire people to do said renos. (or at least assist if he's wanting to get his hands dirty as well)
If he was going to hire people to do the renovation, he didn't need to apply for the building permit at all, because the contractors will apply for it themselves.

I'll admit I don't know the full story on Chris's planned home renovations and exactly what they are, but if he wasn't going to do them himself he's a dipshit for wasting time applying for a renovation permit personally, since he 1) didn't need to and 2) he will be the one on the hook for any screwups.

Now if he was planning to do the renovations himself, then him applying for a permit makes sense. But it's also equally hilarious because the way Chris has currently been keeping up with his home doesn't inspire any confidence in his remodeling skills.
 
Chris did say all the new work was going to be done by contractors.
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If he was going to hire people to do the renovation, he didn't need to apply for the building permit at all, because the contractors will apply for it themselves.

I'll admit I don't know the full story on Chris's planned home renovations and exactly what they are, but if he wasn't going to do them himself he's a dipshit for wasting time applying for a renovation permit personally, since he 1) didn't need to and 2) he will be the one on the hook for any screwups.

Now if he was planning to do the renovations himself, then him applying for a permit makes sense. But it's also equally hilarious because the way Chris has currently been keeping up with his home doesn't inspire any confidence in his remodeling skills.

OK, given the confluence of the above information (yeah I was pretty sure I remembered that Chris said contractors were doing it), then this means:

-Either Chris is stupid/misinformed and thinks HE has to apply for the permit, NOT the contractors (and the contractors didn't disabuse him of the notion for whatever reason)

OR

-there's some serious shady fly-by-night shit going on here if the contractor he's dealing with told HIM to apply for the permits.

Either way the contractors are either lazy or idiots for letting Chris think he had to apply.
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As to Bob and "emotional intelligence", we all know the IngSoc Sperg Left has completely mis/re-defined "empathy". They keep using that word. I do not think it means what they think it means. They think it ONLY means feeling outrage over minorities getting the shaft.
 
Empathy is a feeling state; intelligence is a cognitive attribute.

As to Bob and "emotional intelligence", we all know the IngSoc Sperg Left has completely mis/re-defined "empathy". They keep using that word. I do not think it means what they think it means. They think it ONLY means feeling outrage over minorities getting the shaft.
SJWs know nothing but their own feelings, and they insist that other people -- in particular the oppressed that they claim to care about so much -- feel the same as they do.

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Man the Chippa!!
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"Empathy = moral intelligence?"

What the ever-loving fuck is Bob going on about? He is obviously trying to sound intelligent, but fails in spectacular fashion as usual. No. Empathy is not "moral" intelligence, but emotional intelligence because it is--by definition--an attempt to understand and share the feelings of others. Bob cannot empathize with others because he is so self-centered and his attempts to appear empathic are really just pleas for attention and validation from his peers. Sometimes one actually have to empathize with their enemies to understand them, but Bob and his friends (like the much of the left) are such a collection of dysfunctional idiots with a variety of personality disorders that they are completely blind to their culpability in the increasing escalation of events. Fuck, I'm dead certain that these psychopathic fuckwits actually want another civil war so they exterminate "wrong thinkers" and build utopia atop their corpses.

I mean, we're always one more dead body to utopia, right?



Bob and his ilk don't understand the fight or flight reflex. If these assholes corner their political enemies and pose an existential threat, you bet your ass they will fight for their survival. Despite his constant bragging we know that Bob isn't a fighter and he has never known desperation in his life. As one kiwi shown in a previous post, a second American Civil War would be especially catastrophic for Bob. If the MAGAs decide to go all Taliban with their asymmetrical warfare, expect most of America's supply lines to be cut because previous administrations let the country's infrastructure decay. Bob won't be able to get his "average sized" meals from the local McDonalds. He can also expect major disruptions in the power grid so he won't be able upload his shitty reviews to YouTube.

Bob and Chris are coddled creatures primarily concerned with their own comfort. I wouldn't wish to inflict it on Chris' children, but there is that morbidly curious part of me that would like to see how they would respond to having all their comforts striped away from them. If they push the MAGAs and everyone else trying to get by too far, they will not like to see where this ends.

I heard it once said that Left Wing Violence is like a knob being turned up and down. It can be adjusted to any situation whether it be a car bombing or large scale mob violence. Right Wing Violence, however, is like a light switch. One side of the switch is labelled "Do Nothing and Watch" and the other side is labelled "Kill Fucking Everybody". The Right Wing has been on the "Do Nothing and Watch" side of the switch so far because it prefers not to blow up the entire country just because a few manlets are turning over trash cans or some joggers are burning down their only grocery stores. It's not worth it because even with the Cities being looted and pillaged, life is still pretty good for most Right Wingers, at least when compared to life for most peasants throughout human history. Why risk it all when the alternative is still liviable? A lot of Right Wingers were also buying into the notion that Trump was busy building a case against the crooks and traitors in government, and would start rolling a Dragnet on them at some point during his second term. This stayed the blades of many of the more radical Republicans, because they thought that if they acted publicly, it would ruin Trump's chance to "Drain the Swamp."

Now let's say that Trump has no such intention, and plans to just shrug and walk away from government, leaving one of the most powerful institutional systems on Earth, consisting of the US Military, the Alphabet Agencies, the Police in every major city, the Media, the Educational System, the Banking System, Silicon Valley, and most of the major corporations in the hands of a bunch of Democrat Demogogues, who've been slavering to undo everything Trump has ever done. A large and very vocal portion of them have expressed the desire to declare every Red Stater a terrorist and unleash a pogrom upon them that would make Stalin blanch.

Would THAT be perceived as an existential threat by the Right Wing? Might that not force the finger on the Right Wing Violence Switch to wibble a little bit? If the Democrats are fearful or zealous enough to actually engage in large-scale crackdowns against Right Wingers, this could be enough to get some of them (the more "Fourth Generation Warfare" types) to start acting. And there will be no Trump or Q or "Trust the Plan" platitudes holding them back. Even if every Right Winger just sat on their hands and did nothing, it's going to be awful hard for the Democrats to govern a country where half of the population think the government is illegitimate. There's going to be a lot of pushback for the crazy shit the radical left is going to write into law, as they're going to try to turn all of America into another CHAZ autonomous zone. There's also the fact that people have been buying up guns like crazy, and very little chance they they're going to just hand them over, especially with Leftists trying to Defund the Police and all.

Leftists like Bob don't know how Reality works because they prefer to stay in their own little safe space boxes where no one challenges their views. How many times has Bob actually engaged in live debate with a Right Winger? I can't think of one outside of Twitter, where he has the power to insult and block them. Bob's going to be in for a big surprise if he thinks that ANY of his opinions on Right Wing behavior have any merit. He'll be lucky to avoid getting beaten up by his own "allies" once shit really goes down.

Also, Chris looks to be More Donut Than Man at this point. Maybe the nickname "The Chippa" refers to him being made with chocolate chips.
 
Empathy is a feeling state; intelligence is a cognitive attribute.


SJWs know nothing but their own feelings, and they insist that other people -- in particular the oppressed that they claim to care about so much -- feel the same as they do.

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Considering Bob has conflated "stupid" with "evil", it's no surprise he thinks "emotional intelligence" equates to "empathy". (Except, Emotional Intelligence is about controlling one's OWN emotions, not feeling for others or understanding the feelings of others). This has led to Bob believing absurdities, like that Only Smart People are Good, there are no Evil Smart People, only Evil Stupid People, and Stupid People can only ever be Evil, never Good, because they're too stupid to be Good. (which has unfortunate implications for his exceptional niece, if she ever proves to be a lil 'slow' and thus not all that smrt, not for nothing).

Good grief I wonder where Bob picked up this dysfunctional educational malpractice from.

I do have a *slight* problem with 'starving' people into the correct opinions though, just sayin'. Especially if "Nazi" is so broadly defined it could mean someone to the left of Biden but to the right of Marx.
 
Leftists like Bob don't know how Reality works because they prefer to stay in their own little safe space boxes where no one challenges their views. How many times has Bob actually engaged in live debate with a Right Winger? I can't think of one outside of Twitter, where he has the power to insult and block them. Bob's going to be in for a big surprise if he thinks that ANY of his opinions on Right Wing behavior have any merit. He'll be lucky to avoid getting beaten up by his own "allies" once shit really goes down.
Speaking of reality, Portland insurance has gone unreasonably high due to non-stop riots. Combined with the growing homeless situation on the West Coast in general and we have a pretty good idea what Democrat governance will look like.

To keep it on topic, it would be funny if MovieBlob tried to rent an office space or a home only to be denied coverage because BLM happened to be a few miles away.

 
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