Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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Faster Than Chris Robin said:
Dax is someone who's a very entertaining personality, smart enough to highlight things that not everyone will, but ultimately shouldn't be taken that seriously. He's an aging comedian in a lull who needs to get out of his weird Internet bubble and reinvent his gimmick.
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You know, I was listening to some BPITU today and the contrast in his personality is stark. He's changed a lot, probably mostly from alcoholism and the damage to his reputation from the lawsuit/getting dropped by all his friends - it affects him more than he lets on. Personally, I don't think there is any going back. I still enjoy his show and think he's funny but the quality has dropped and he's become a very fragile man.
 
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Quorthon said:
He's not a comedian. He just pretends to be one on the internet. One third of his "material" is stolen from Adam Carolla, Anthony Cumia, Jim Norton, and Al Bundy from "Married... with Children," repackaged for autistic zoomers. The rest is #MaddoxLost reminders and variations of "Woman, am I right?" jokes that have existed since the inception of comedy.

Even his podcast is just a half-assed O&A/Howard Stern/Adam Carolla Podcast wannabe shock jock radio show. Kiwi Chris was supposed to be his Bobo/Wack Pack. The voicemail "rages" might as well be calls into the "F You" Line on Sirius XM. His legendary "What's your Dad like" pick-up line was a Jim Norton joke. You can even listen to the earlier episodes when he tried to fake a Carolla-ish accent.

It's not comedy. It's a grift. That's all it ever was.
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You nailed it. TDS is The Adam Carolla Show for autistic incel zoomers. Dick talks about Dr Phil the way Adam talks about Loveline. Dick talks about #MaddoxLost the way Adam talks about the one time Gavin Newsom was on the show a decade ago. Dick and Adam talk about the same two or three things and have an aversion to developing fresh content. Dick and Adam like to talk about big tits.

Difference is Adam’s wife has big tits unlike Marie and his co-host, Gina Grad, has AAA quality milkers. Adam talks about the same shit but it was when he was relevant where Dax was a small blip on the radar with the lolsuit. Adam is a has been but him and Jimmy Kimmel co-own a production company that brings in millions a year; Dax just has a shady Patreon. Adam being in the LA area clearly has some influence on Maddax as TDS is going to be even more stale than 2020.
 
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Sped Xing said:
You don't stop being a plumber just because you're shit at it.
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This is true.
However if a plumber stop working fixing clogs and instead begin showing up to a clients house to tell them why the government needs to not tax plumbers, comment on the news, tell the client how sexy it is when their 8 year old daughts twerks and tells the client about some vacation they went on that no one gives a shit about, then when the client inevitably asks "ummm are you gonna actually fix my clog" the plumber storms off and blocks their number and tells the employees of the company to mock and ridicule the client for not understanding the plumbers "process" and being a h8r while still expecting $20 a month payments.... Then yeah, that plumbing license is probably gonna get pulled and they are no longer a plumber.

Jessie PS is considered not funny by most, but at the end of the day he is still a comedian because he tries to be funny.
Dax doesn't try at anything anymore.
Podawful is more of a comedy podcast than The Dick Show.
Let that horrifying revalation sink in for a minute.

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It's not comedy. It's a grift. That's all it ever was.
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I disagree by a microscopic amount that would be argued over the tiniest split hairs and even then, I don't believe I would win that "argument".
Your point is so brutally close to the bone.

I think before Dax became "famous", he genuinely was doing stuff for fun and tried to be kinda original with Dr. Phil being the last time he was doing it to be funny and for the lulz, and even that is debatable if Dr. Phil was just Dax Grifting because he was trying to sell a book which is literally just a print out of multiple posts from his website he already published himself for free.

It could be argued the only reason he did any of that stuff is he was seeking fame and fortune in Los Angeles like every other person there.
 
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I have a feeling the Reddit News segment may die.
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The sub is basically now just photoshops of Sean.
No discussion about the show.
Maybe one or two random grifting posts.
Occasional whining about current events.

It's been like this for a few days. If it will stay like this forever, who knows.
But there isn't much to comment on when it's all just shitty photoshops of a single guy.

Makes me wonder if Dax is pushing this cause he got tired of his Reddit being used against him or if out of no where his fans suddenly had an orgainc swelling those "blue collar worker" fans knowing how to use photoshop and the like to make tributes for reddit good boy points.
As far as I know, feelings about Sean have remained at the stable high point they always were since the show started. Even if organic, Dax love bombing posts that hide what autistic retards his fans are or his low engagement with a plausible trend on the reddit seems likely to me since he was willing to pay bots to spam Maddox with fake reviews. What would keep Dax from paying for upcummies on Sean shit posting?

But isn't that how Dax always operates? Obvious, but hide behind plausible deniability, deny everything and demand the burden of proof be on the accuser while sperging when people bring up what happened and accusing them of making up conspiracy theories?

After all, it is just a conspiracy theory Dax had his producer Riley ask Null to fuck off and do the dirty work of attacking him. Riley has no authority or affiliation to the show except for when he does and when he books guests. Dax is in no way responsible for the actions of others ever because no one, including Dax himself, runs or does anything for his show that totally legit pulls in over $20k from thousands of rabid die hard fans. Dax would never lie or do something that goes against his self interest.
one more for the road. Hopefully there will still be more to come
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Banging Marie Valenzuela is both and achievment and a failure
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Haru Okumura said:
Dax claims to have been banned from Facebook:

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Not to worry, Dax, you’re going to get banned off of Twitter again soon enough. Also your Patreon is on borrowed time considering all the deplatforming going on. Going to those Stop The Steal grifter rallies will fuck you over; you should have spent (more) time with your bucket of DMT instead.
 
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NeoGAF Lurker said:
Not to worry, Dax, you’re going to get banned off of Twitter again soon enough. Also your Patreon is on borrowed time considering all the deplatforming going on. Going to those Stop The Steal grifter rallies will fuck you over; you should have spent (more) time with your bucket of DMT instead.
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Ironically if he was a left wing grifter instead of a libertarian one, his pedo apologetics would've no doubt earned him allies among the various social media moderation circles. Half of Silicon Valley is run by grooming trannies.
 
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Sped Xing said:
Is there a reason to doubt him, aside from him being Dax Herrera, liar and pedo-apologist?
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Nah, he's not trying to blame anyone for reporting him, and I noticed that my own normie Facebook had edgy comedy pages/groups I made 10 years ago get shut down, though Facebook only gave me warnings about them, but I imagine he's got a lot more they hit him with
 
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New episode today.
Sean puts sugar in his coffee, Dick is ugly, Sean remembers why he’s called the LA Based Comedian, THOTs are in Dubai, we’re all gonna die, and 80’s Girl has started hand rolling cigarettes.
Thicc Masterson ate half a tub of cookie dough thinking it was ice cream, and now it’s time for the Politics.
Dick is tired of everyone pointing out the media being hypocrites because we all already know, The Siege At Ram Ranch was not just funny, but also based and redpilled. Dick is of the opinion that a court hearing about the election would have probably been a better idea than just political memes, and private businesses can do what they want, except they can’t and we’ve learned that this year, so fuck Twitter.
Dicks sympathy for mobs invade places ends at Ram Ranch, and he finds it odd that anyone was surprised. A little history lessons about the Red Scare, Eisenhower, and Teller who was a maniac. Dick is also tired of smugposting Boogaloo Bois.
Dick has gone full doompilled, voting doesn’t matter anymore, and is banking on Crypto. He also believes that apologies are mainly just to keep things moving, and most are insincere.
As a self described criminal, Dick also believes that criminals like him are the ones who can point out flaws in systems, ‘set a thief to catch a thief’ and all that.
On Carson, Dick first says that everyone loves to find a new pedo. That, basically, there’s a schadenfreude to it. Short story short, a 19 year old kid and a 17 year old kid were in lurv, and that that’s not what grooming is. He also goes on to say that the idea of a ‘power difference’ is retarded and misogynistic. Because if Carson had any power, he wouldn’t be taken down by a retarded girl two years younger than him.
Men are better than women at sports, even with hormones. Baked Alaska got taken down at Ram Ranch. Rages, advice, Ari read some news, Animal Corner, Ari’s ex had a foot fetish, and Cantillians called in to say hi.
See you next Tuesday.
 
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