Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[WonderWino]

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The other day he already had soda bottles scattered around the room and was still recording himself drinking more. The narrative that he's using junkfood to self soothe while he rots alone in that room is pretty spot on. Really seems like he's on the verge of litterally eating himself to death, driving that beetus to the edge just to quiet the voices in his head

and to make it even more horrifying, he drinks fanta

Cause of course he does

 

[Wernology]

Actually high-T causes hair-loss:
https://www.healthline.com/health/dht

Having hair follicles that are less sensitive to DHT is usually what causes patchy pube beards in men with either high or normal levels of testosterone.

Both things, patchy ass pube beards and baldness, can also be related to stress, other hormone issues (usually thyroid), otherwise poor health, or can just be straight up genetic and have very little link to testosterone levels.

Some forms of baldness are caused by high T, but not nearly all of them..

And, just so this is about Lucas, enjoy this horrifying still from the last video compilation.

 

[mothman96]

Having hair follicles that are less sensitive to DHT is usually what causes patchy pube beards in men with either high or normal levels of testosterone.

Both things, patchy ass pube beards and baldness, can also be related to stress, other hormone issues (usually thyroid), otherwise poor health, or can just be straight up genetic and have very little link to testosterone levels.

Some forms of baldness are caused by high T, but not nearly all of them..

And, just so this is about Lucas, enjoy this horrifying still from the last video compilation.

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Your post deserves 2 ratings. Informative for the info and horrifying for the Lucas still.

 

[Narr Then]

Ooh, I forgot I SS this while the farms was on enforced holiday.

It stood out to me because it was quite different from his usual drivel, he's not using any of his key catchphrases. I posted it in an off the farms group and nobody guessed who it was, and I forgot to tell them afterwards lol

 

[Da Dude123]

Ooh, I forgot I SS this while the farms was on enforced holiday.

It stood out to me because it was quite different from his usual drivel, he's not using any of his key catchphrases. I posted it in an off the farms group and nobody guessed who it was, and I forgot to tell them afterwards lol

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Lucas isn't getting it and there is no mutual comprehension. Lucas is just alone in a Motel 6 room with a bucket of fried chicken mooing about all the flatbills with multiple girlfriends. On an Instagram comment, someone suggested Lucas turn on the TV to pass the time. Lucas replied "no". He really does not have any normal interests. Just food and baes. He doesn't seem that interested in board games anymore, besides the unplayable ones he sometimes creates.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Watching TV would make Lucas a sheeple ass clone, dontcha know?

 

[Dumpsterfire Enthusiast]

So, i was thumbing through the thread and looking at Lucas' memes about Kiwi Farms and I could not stop laughing, this was because this jackass didn't realize that our logo is the kiwi bird. He was using the kiwi fruit in all of his memes, delusional.

He cant exactly cut up a Kiwi bird on camera just to try intimidating the farms. When he does it with with a kiwi fruit its a super subtle way of expressing his desire to cut up kiwi farms users that flew right over our heads

 

[mothman96]

Lucas isn't getting it and there is no mutual comprehension. Lucas is just alone in a Motel 6 room with a bucket of fried chicken mooing about all the flatbills with multiple girlfriends. On an Instagram comment, someone suggested Lucas turn on the TV to pass the time. Lucas replied "no". He really does not have any normal interests. Just food and baes. He doesn't seem that interested in board games anymore, besides the unplayable ones he sometimes creates.

I think Lucas doesn't like TV because it's a reminder there is a world out there he's not part of. Even at the homeless shelters, he's an outcast.

 

[WonderWino]

Ooh, I forgot I SS this while the farms was on enforced holiday.

It stood out to me because it was quite different from his usual drivel, he's not using any of his key catchphrases. I posted it in an off the farms group and nobody guessed who it was, and I forgot to tell them afterwards lol

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This sounds like he is trying to tie it in with that whole 'great conversations' insanity he goes on about. Ever notice how he periodically talks about how during his ideal date he would be 'having the best conversation of our lives' and stuff like that. Which makes me think its also tied into how he thinks there is some special way of saying things that should automatically convince women to want to date him. Its like he thinks the real world works like a fallout speech check:

'[67/80] yeet me a bae! Orkut!'
'[Failed]'
'Degenerate profligates like you belong on a cross! Go away you creepy hobo pedo! Its not in the cards for you!'

'[67/55] yeet me a bae! Orkut!'
'[Succeeded]'
'Sure! I would LOVE to go to clinkerdaggers and have your babies werniekins! Let me just grab my purse and we'll head back to my apartment so you can move in right away!'

Its further proof he really, really doesn't understand how to interact with people on a normal level. The comparison to an alien trying to study human interaction and not understanding what they're seeing couldn't be more appropriate

 

[BowlOfDick]

Watching Luke’s latest videos makes me think he’s discovered the movie Joker.

 

[OnMeDick]

‘Cock.....guillotines.....mmm old guys'

That one is just begging for a trolling edit. Just cut the guillotines part out and he'd come off as some creepy gay predator who likes fucking old guys. Hell he pretty much comes off that way as it is

Or a remix so he says ‘guillotine old guy’s cocks’

 

[mero]

"Oh no! The crazy hobo stopped yelling at the sky!" - said no one ever

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In other news, this bout of advertised gluttony by the Wern has inspired me to begin work on a Lucas-inspired art piece:

Spoiler: Dinner with the Cute Older Daddy

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Tips, criticism and suggestions welcome!

That's beautiful, but right now it's more Barney Gumble than Luke. He needs a rounder, longer, wider jaw. Real heavy, a real squash shaped head with a big ol' rounded bottom ripe for punchin'.

Enjoy the sounds of Lucas Colby Werner penetrating an 18 year old.

Sounds exactly like when my mom's pug cross gets a hair stuck in her throat

Legit or the work of a ween? It’s a shame nobody caught this before the site went down but if we’re lucky the data breach that was recently announced archived info from the profile so we can know if was actually lucas.
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Too on the nose for Luke. Formatting of the bio. Is very. Tindr-esque. Lots of. Short sentences. Evoke. Simplicity. Brevity. And speed. Our man'd post a manifesto in place of that, how will everyone know how smart he is if he doesn't tell them all the details of his sperm??

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

So, i was thumbing through the thread and looking at Lucas' memes about Kiwi Farms and I could not stop laughing, this was because this jackass didn't realize that our logo is the kiwi bird. He was using the kiwi fruit in all of his memes, delusional.

It could have been funnier - he could have thrown darts at a New Zealand flag.

Is he trying to rap?

 

[Da Dude123]

Moooo!

 

[Freudian-slip-dress]

Having hair follicles that are less sensitive to DHT is usually what causes patchy pube beards in men with either high or normal levels of testosterone.

Both things, patchy ass pube beards and baldness, can also be related to stress, other hormone issues (usually thyroid), otherwise poor health, or can just be straight up genetic and have very little link to testosterone levels.

Some forms of baldness are caused by high T, but not nearly all of them..

And, just so this is about Lucas, enjoy this horrifying still from the last video compilation.

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These stills are 100% going to end up on a future documentary on Netflix or the ID channel.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

He's so goddamn triggered from seeing the baes at college that he can't even enjoy all the shit Trump and the Republicans are in.

Because its got nothing to do with Werner Politics.

Werner is invested in politics insofar as it applies to him getting free shit and living out his dreams of teenage anal fisting. A bunch of goobers storming the capitol has nothing to do with his poonquest, and no visible ramifications for his lifestyle therefore it is of no concern to The Wern and might as well have been Thailand or Egypt.

This sounds like he is trying to tie it in with that whole 'great conversations' insanity he goes on about. Ever notice how he periodically talks about how during his ideal date he would be 'having the best conversation of our lives' and stuff like that. Which makes me think its also tied into how he thinks there is some special way of saying things that should automatically convince women to want to date him. Its like he thinks the real world works like a fallout speech check:

Lucas: "I want great, deep, intellectual conversations with a lady!"
Also Lucas: *can only talk about telomeres*

 

[Jeremiah the Bullfrog]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4ghswAFxUc

I was pretty adverse to hooking middle aged, obese pedophiles up with young women. That was until Lucas called me a "Greedy Punk Bitch" and offered to share his fried chicken with me if I did.

 

[denysdemontfort]

This exchange made me laugh. "well good luck then"
These are the kind of people I almost hope aren't one of us and are actual people trying to break through the brick wall of Lucas Werner's skull. Sweet summer child.

 

[OnMeDick]

Lucas: "I want great, deep, intellectual conversations with a lady!"
Also Lucas: *can only talk about telomeres*

And worse, “can only talk about telomeres incorrectly”.

I’m almost sad to imagine the shell of a life Luke will realize he has if he ever DOES manage to snag his zoomer bae.

It’s been his ceaseless obsession for so long, what would he do with all the time he no longer had to spend cursing gen-z and all the greedy flatbills?!?

 

[Free the Pedos]

This sounds like he is trying to tie it in with that whole 'great conversations' insanity he goes on about. Ever notice how he periodically talks about how during his ideal date he would be 'having the best conversation of our lives' and stuff like that. Which makes me think its also tied into how he thinks there is some special way of saying things that should automatically convince women to want to date him. Its like he thinks the real world works like a fallout speech check:

'[67/80] yeet me a bae! Orkut!'
'[Failed]'
'Degenerate profligates like you belong on a cross! Go away you creepy hobo pedo! Its not in the cards for you!'

'[67/55] yeet me a bae! Orkut!'
'[Succeeded]'
'Sure! I would LOVE to go to clinkerdaggers and have your babies werniekins! Let me just grab my purse and we'll head back to my apartment so you can move in right away!'

Its further proof he really, really doesn't understand how to interact with people on a normal level. The comparison to an alien trying to study human interaction and not understanding what they're seeing couldn't be more appropriate

Perhaps Lucas doesn’t find TV interesting because the human relationships it portrays are incomprehensible to him.

These stills are 100% going to end up on a future documentary on Netflix or the ID channel.

Can’t wait to see posts on the ‘AppleOrchards’ during the Lifetime movie.