Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[Brittnay Matthews]

There's nothing wrong in those text messages FROM FEW MONTHS AGO, probably when the second wave hit and people got scared when they realized this pandemic won't go away any time soon, or when the election and protests happened and people got anxious. Bitch you don't know how stressful their life was.
she's so damn salty it's delicious.

 

[CobraPlissken]

The person asked her if she was busy, she said "no". If she wasn't going to reply, why didn't she simply say she was busy instead of being such a cunt about it?

This is such a narc thing to do, saying one thing and doing another to later frame other people's expectations and behavior as irrational.

By the way, why is she omitting this person's sex? Perhaps it's that woman she had a date with once?

ETA: nevermind, it's not her. She's still following Tess.

 

[Water-T]

Tess is just mad that the dude didn't fuck her or pay her to fart on a champagne cake.

Notice that Tess only gives us a fraction of the message and context, so she can frame it like, "THIS PERSON* PURSUED ME!" when all we have to go from is HER WORD. I would not be surprised if this was some dude that Tess thirsted after and this was him essentially saying "I don't date fat cunts"

*We all know it was a guy, Tess. Stop trying to convince everyone that you're KA-WEER

 

[Internet's Boyfriend]

It honestly wouldn't shock me if she just faked some texts and made the whole thing up for attention.

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

Asians are considered white? Okay, I'll remember that the next time a relatives' Chinese restaurant is graffiti'd with "China Flu." I'm sure the English-style pub a few blocks over will get their "England Flu" tag in no time.

Yes, to Tess and other retards like her, Asians are considered White.

This is made obvious by their strong work ethic, low poverty rate and lack of government assistance. To Tess (and other retards like her) these privileges, and many others, are obviously due to Asians being White supremacists.

 

[girlblogging]

Got this screenshot before it was promptly deleted. “I just want to show ya’ll how easily folks waste OUR time” is apparently a good reason to publicly shame someone in front of a 2.1 million audience. Who is the our? Ryann always tries to make herself look like a martyr when she’s really just being a bitch.
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This was a perfectly polite way to turn someone down, only a raging narcissist like Tess would find issue with it. Yeah, getting rejected sucks but that's life. Remember that she's in her mid 30s? LMAO

It honestly wouldn't shock me if she just faked some texts and made the whole thing up for attention.

If she made them up they'd be something like "fuck you, disgusting fatty REEEEEEEE". This is too polite and genuine to be made-up. It's hilarious how the slightest of rejections riles her up.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

It honestly wouldn't shock me if she just faked some texts and made the whole thing up for attention.

That was my exactly my thought. It was either that or the texts are actually a few years old. It’s surprising that she would hold back on something like this for so long unless it’s fake. Either way all the context is removed. Tess constantly exaggerates and lies, there’s no reason to think there’s any honesty here.

Guess who's back living with Tess?

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2 trainwrecks living together. How fitting.

Olly: Thanks for letting me stay for free!

I don’t know what being a Leo means but I assume that means Olly was being a bitch to Tess, which is hilarious. Tubby Tess getting disrespected in her own place, especially when Olly is staying for free, should get her ass kicked out but Tess needs that queer cred y’all! So Olly is going to use, abuse, and then forget her again. Kind of like how she treated Nick. Hilarious.

 

[multiverse]

Olly: Thanks for letting me stay for free!

I don’t know what being a Leo means but I assume that means Olly was being a bitch to Tess, which is hilarious. Tubby Tess getting disrespected in her own place, especially when Olly is staying for free, should get her ass kicked out but Tess needs that queer cred y’all! So Olly is going to use, abuse, and then forget her again. Kind of like how she treated Nick. Hilarious.

Lol, Tess is calling Ollie self centered. She's accustomed to her sidekick roommates being doormats whom she can order around and guilt. Them rooming together again is going to be amazing.

And of course, she can let Ollie live with her, but not her 14 year old son. Mother of the bloody year.

 

[cactus]

Yes, to Tess and other retards like her, Asians are considered White.

This is made obvious by their strong work ethic, low poverty rate and lack of government assistance. To Tess (and other retards like her) these privileges, and many others, are obviously due to Asians being White supremacists.

The worst part is, people like Tess are making Asians feel bad for their "privilege." Those first generation Asians worked their asses off so their descendants could have a nice home and not worry about paying for college (nevermind the land they were farming on that was taken during WW2 if they have Japanese ancestry.)

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

There are countless threads to talk about this crap. Can we get back to talking about Ten Ton Tess. This thread is not the one for politisperging.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

And of course, she can let Ollie live with her, but not her 14 year old son. Mother of the bloody year.

Let's be real here - letting Rylee live at her ex's house is probably the best parenting decision she's ever made.

 

[junafolia]

Got this screenshot before it was promptly deleted. “I just want to show ya’ll how easily folks waste OUR time” is apparently a good reason to publicly shame someone in front of a 2.1 million audience. Who is the our? Ryann always tries to make herself look like a martyr when she’s really just being a bitch.
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It's funny she's acting like this is a bad thing, to back out. I'll assume it's a man because she's straight. If a woman went on a date, flirted, even went back home with a man and got in bed they'd have the right to say no at any point and back out because they don't owe men anything. It's all about consent and rights. Having the right to change your mind, being free and safe to state your feelings and desires without being turned into a villain. And yet Tess does this. Because it's the other way around? This is her trying to guilt and pressure someone into performing/being with her because they showed interest in the past. People have the right to change their mind whenever, male or female. How very "rape culture-y" of Tess.

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

It's funny she's acting like this is a bad thing, to back out. I'll assume it's a man because she's straight. If a woman went on a date, flirted, even went back home with a man and got in bed they'd have the right to say no at any point and back out because they don't owe men anything. It's all about consent and rights. Having the right to change your mind, being free and safe to state your feelings and desires without being turned into a villain. And yet Tess does this. Because it's the other way around? This is her trying to guilt and pressure someone into performing/being with her because they showed interest in the past. People have the right to change their mind whenever, male or female. How very "rape culture-y" of Tess.

She's such a dumbass. just because you had a nice date, doesn't mean the other person is obligated to go on another date with you. It's not wasting your fucking time, it's trying to find out if you are someone they want to date. The feeling you get from a person chatting vs irl interaction can be veeeery different, but of course this "mediocre white dude" just wasted *our* time. He should have just said "You looked nothing like your lewds" and call her a lying bitch.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

This exposes just how desperate Tess is. I still very much question the legitimacy and the time it happened but let’s assume Tess is telling the truth (which would be a big change for her), she feels this mediocre white man owes her another date because she has no other options. That and Tess needs to be the one who turns men down to keep her ego intact. That’s the kicker with being so morbidly obese you’re unattractive with a very unpleasant personality to boot: you’re not going to have a very active dating life and you’re going to have even fewer second dates.

The fact that she still thinks about this truly tragic event that happened so long ago is such a bad reflection on her that it made her self awareness kick in and delete it. Ten Ton Tess is off to a great start for 2021.

 

[multiverse]

In her stories, Tess is using a new blush filter that makes her look like she's on the brink of cardiac arrest. She is also fishing for more engagement; Ollie sleeps in a tiny bunk with Bowie, and Tess is still devouring massive cakes all by herself almost daily.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

It’s not a surprise cake if you eat at least one every day, Tess.

 

[America's Giggling Gigolo]

Great mother, smoking cannabis all day and letting her son bunk with some tranny weirdo. This woman should be under CPS investigation.

 

[PuffyGroundCloud]

Yo WTF, that's WIIIIIDDDDDEEEE LOOOAAAADDDD
Is she size 40 now?

 

[NJBear]

She'd actually be hot if she lost 100 um..1000 pounds.

 

[multiverse]

She'd actually be hot if she lost 100 um..1000 pounds.

No way. If she lost the ~280 pounds she needs to reach "overweight to obese" for her height, her skin would hanging like a sack. Her tattoos would be wrinkled bat wings hanging off every limb. Her jowls and neck would be worse than that those of a heavy smoker in their 70s.

Not that there's any chance of her losing the weight at this point. She clearly has binge eating disorder and no desire whatsoever to fix that. She thinks if she can just hire a trainer and walk around the block a few times a month the weight is bound to drop off, never realizing that no amount of movement she can do is enough to offset the amount of calories she eats. She turns 37 this spring, so the health repercussions of her situation have to be coming into play at this point.