Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Marshal Mannerheim]

fucking hell, gutted - one of the biggest advantages of living in small-town South Yorkshire, besides the low cost of living, is that this sort of bullshit is still many, many years away, assuming it ever gets here at all (it's virulent, but it dies quickly outside cities and the south)

I'm used to dealing with the wokery, but if I went to Yorkshire or some other bits of the UK for a year and then came back I'd probably notice it a lot more. Put simply, I hang around with people who take what Reni ”I'll give a book the most race-baiting title I can imagine” Eddo-Lodge seriously and don't think that much of it because that's what those people do and, like as not, I can't change them. What I do is amuse myself by trying to phrase right wing concepts in woke terminology and count the days until I finish school and can go somewhere free of this shite.

 

[The tired cat]

This is definitely off topic but according to Wikipedia, which has a left wing bias and so would be expected to be against the kulaks, most kulaks were peasants who bought their land under Stolypin. There was a wealth of difference between the kulaks and the landed aristocracy.

Let's be honest, Wikipedia is the last place you'd wanna dig for info since it's either left-wing or right-wing biased no matter how you slice it. This is more hilarious, since unlike American lefties say lefties in Russia shit on the USSR and defend kulaks like crazy.

 

[Judge Dredd]

Edward Gorcenski's KF thread.

This looks like fun. Let me try.

If you're fired for eugenics that's your fault.
If you're fired 'cos of GG that's your fault.

When your creeping on a woman,
And she blocked you six times prior,
If you're fired 'cos of Twitter that's your fault.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

If you're fired for eugenics that's your fault.

Well ackshually he's not a eugenicist because he says so. Just ignore all the screenshots of him supporting eugenics because those were taken from 4-cent_garbage.com harassment forums. You're not a doxxxxer, are you, friendo?

 

[Bolo]

Robert taking his stupidity to the next level.

9/11 wasn't just 19 guys, it was an attack by the biggest terrorist cell at the time, backed by an entire country regim and wide spread in a good chunk of the middle east.

The nukes in Japan weren't just two bombs, but the ultimate demonstration of force of what still is the most powerfull military force that the world has ever seen.

Archduke Ferdinand took two bullets, but Europe has been gearing for war for a lot longer than that since land disputes and unchecked expansionism by the diferent europeans forces were getting to a critical point, the Archduke was just the excuse these powers were waiting for.

So, no Robert, you goddamned retard, for things to have such and apocalypse scenario like you make the gamergate "nazis" to be, you acttualy need something to "exist at large" otherwise it won't make a diddly dick difference. A bunch of idiots in cosplaywon't take down the fucking white House, nor it will have any great consequence because there aren't enough "nazis" to make it so.

But whatever, things like truth and perspective don't have any place in this game, just, damn Robert, at least you don't have to make yourself look like such an idiot.

 

[Pickle Dick]

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Robert taking his stupidity to the next level.

9/11 wasn't just 19 guys, it was an attack by the biggest terrorist cell at the time, back by an entire country regim and wide spread in a good chunk of the middle east.

The nukes in Japan weren't just two bombs, but the ultimate demonstration of force of what still is the most powerfull military force that the world has ever seen.

Archduke Ferdinand took two bullets, but Europe has been gearing for war for a lot longer than that since land disputes and unchecked expansionism by the diferent europeans forces were getting to a critical point, the Archduke was just the excuse these powers were waiting for.

So, no Robert, you goddamned retard, for things to have such and apocalypse scenario like you make the gamergate "nazis" to be, you acttualy need something to "exist at large" otherwise it won't make a diddly dick difference. A bunch of idiots in cosplaywon't take down the fucking white House, nor it will have any great consequence because there aren't enough "nazis" to make it so.

But whatever, things like truth and perspective don't have any place in this game, just, damn Robert, at least you don't have to make yourself look like such an idiot.

"9/11 was 19 guys" - 19 guys that killed thousands of innocent people

"Hiroshima and Nagasaki were one bomb apiece" - Two bombs that killed hundreds of thousands of people just so the deadliest war in the previous century could end

"Archduke Ferdinand took two bullets" - Two bullets that helped spark one of the most consequential wars of the previous century

What happened in Capitol Hill was despicable, but is no way comparable to what the three major events listed above were

 

[TopTierHealer]

Robert taking his stupidity to the next level.

9/11 wasn't just 19 guys, it was an attack by the biggest terrorist cell at the time, back by an entire country regim and wide spread in a good chunk of the middle east.

The nukes in Japan weren't just two bombs, but the ultimate demonstration of force of what still is the most powerfull military force that the world has ever seen.

Archduke Ferdinand took two bullets, but Europe has been gearing for war for a lot longer than that since land disputes and unchecked expansionism by the diferent europeans forces were getting to a critical point, the Archduke was just the excuse these powers were waiting for.

So, no Robert, you goddamned retard, for things to have such and apocalypse scenario like you make the gamergate "nazis" to be, you acttualy need something to "exist at large" otherwise it won't make a diddly dick difference. A bunch of idiots in cosplaywon't take down the fucking white House, nor it will have any great consequence because there aren't enough "nazis" to make it so.

But whatever, things like truth and perspective don't have any place in this game, just, damn Robert, at least you don't have to make yourself look like such an idiot.

19 guys with or without the dancing israelis?

I really want to blame american education on this one but is WW1 taught in schools?

W/e, here's Bob again without filters: some people are bad because they are and I'm one of the goodguys because I call myself a good guy.
I have been watching Cobra Kai recently and I loved it - the series operates on 1980's movie logic and it doesn't make any excuses for it. All the characters are absolutely fantastic and even the main antagonist. The typical jock dumb guy is smart enough to share his philosphy with the audience:

Spoiler: Spoilers Cobra Kai

Kreese in episode 4 or 5 is shown in Vietnam. At first he's a red blooded patriot of the 50's variety. Full of hope, spirit and honor prepared to kill communists for uncle sam. But when jumping back to 2020 he explains that there are no good guys or bad guys. When he went to 'nam the very same people he was killing saw themselves as the heroes and him like a monster. That making up a story in your head about who the good guy is will only lead to disappointment. Focus on victory at all costs because that is a tangible goal. Your enemy has hopes, dreams and missions of their own and to them you are the soulless villain. Sure, he is a psycho with PTSD but he's 10 time more sympathetic than Blob will ever be

P.S. It would have been a real shame if this place had died before Bob did.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

"9/11 was 19 guys" - 19 guys that killed thousands of innocent people

"Hiroshima and Nagasaki were one bomb apiece" - Two bombs that killed hundreds of thousands of people just so the deadliest war in the previous century could end

"Archduke Ferdinand took two bullets" - Two bullets that helped spark one of the most consequential wars of the previous century

What happened in Capitol Hill was despicable, but is no way comparable to what the three major events listed above were

Bob's hard on with seeing the red states being eradicated is starting to show again. How surprising. I do want to see how he'll flare if he actually gets what he wants. But we all know he will be the very first ones, the elite will put against the wall for execution. But he is too much of a heartless dumbass to see it.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

I love how this phobia of nazis ("THAT ONE GUY WITH A SWEATSHIRT AT PROTESTS REEEEE!!!") Is boiling point and must be investigated in haste and how the same people can stare at BLM/ANTIFA riots with CCP or old USSR flags flying and be like "Come on, that's just like, one werido, no biggie." Or have one pedophile in their vlog/review circles and it's like, no big deal.

It's all the same shit, but you got guys like Bob, who NEVER have interacted with black people, let alone normal people and think they are some great sociologist expert on what extremists threaten America and race relations.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

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Robert taking his stupidity to the next level.

9/11 wasn't just 19 guys, it was an attack by the biggest terrorist cell at the time, backed by an entire country regim and wide spread in a good chunk of the middle east.

The nukes in Japan weren't just two bombs, but the ultimate demonstration of force of what still is the most powerfull military force that the world has ever seen.

Archduke Ferdinand took two bullets, but Europe has been gearing for war for a lot longer than that since land disputes and unchecked expansionism by the diferent europeans forces were getting to a critical point, the Archduke was just the excuse these powers were waiting for.

So, no Robert, you goddamned retard, for things to have such and apocalypse scenario like you make the gamergate "nazis" to be, you acttualy need something to "exist at large" otherwise it won't make a diddly dick difference. A bunch of idiots in cosplaywon't take down the fucking white House, nor it will have any great consequence because there aren't enough "nazis" to make it so.

But whatever, things like truth and perspective don't have any place in this game, just, damn Robert, at least you don't have to make yourself look like such an idiot.

Congrats Bob, you just prove this guy’s point. I know it’s hard to pay attention in class so you can play on your GameBoy, but it shouldn’t be hard to put it away and pass history.

 

[Commander X]

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"I just want to watch Honk If You're Horny! in peace, you MAGA superspreaders!"

 

[Druveer]

Knowing that it's just over a month before MovieBob turns 40, does anyone have The 40-Year-Old Virgin poster with Bob in it?

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/robert-chipman-bob-moviebob-movieblob.5873/page-3379#post-8029386

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Robert taking his stupidity to the next level.

9/11 wasn't just 19 guys, it was an attack by the biggest terrorist cell at the time, backed by an entire country regim and wide spread in a good chunk of the middle east.

The nukes in Japan weren't just two bombs, but the ultimate demonstration of force of what still is the most powerfull military force that the world has ever seen.

Archduke Ferdinand took two bullets, but Europe has been gearing for war for a lot longer than that since land disputes and unchecked expansionism by the diferent europeans forces were getting to a critical point, the Archduke was just the excuse these powers were waiting for.

So, no Robert, you goddamned retard, for things to have such and apocalypse scenario like you make the gamergate "nazis" to be, you acttualy need something to "exist at large" otherwise it won't make a diddly dick difference. A bunch of idiots in cosplaywon't take down the fucking white House, nor it will have any great consequence because there aren't enough "nazis" to make it so.

But whatever, things like truth and perspective don't have any place in this game, just, damn Robert, at least you don't have to make yourself look like such an idiot.

Bob is the guy on the Titanic who sees just the tip of the iceberg and notes how small it is so doesn't say anything.

 

[Budd Dwyer's Swan Song]

Does anyone actually take the time to read through the bile that Bob tweets on a daily basis? I can only glance at the headers that Positron posts. For those who actually can read through them, I have nothing but the utmost respect for you.

 

[Totally Awesome]

Does anyone actually take the time to read through the bile that Bob tweets on a daily basis? I can only glance at the headers that Positron posts. For those who actually can read through them, I have nothing but the utmost respect for you.

Anybody who reads through that shit has nerves of steel. I can't handle Twitter sperging, and MovieBlob is the worst.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

9-11 was the largest attack by an international terrorist organization with vast funding and global support. A culmination of attacks that began in the early 1990's, was the second attack upon the WTC by the same group, involved literally thousands of man hours of preperation and only succeeded due to intelligence failures that resulted in massive damage to the world economy, two countries outright getting destroyed by the US military, the restriction of civil and human rights globally, and many other things.

It wasn't 19 guys. It involved hundreds, thousands, getting there, and millions afterwards, causing effects we are still feeling to this day.

Nagasaki and Hiroshima "were two bombs" ignores the fact that millions of dollars were poured into a research project that more than just the US was working on, was tested and built several times, and ultimately avoided an amphibious landing that would have resulted in millions of dead and injured and years more fighting. It then led to 50 years of stalemate and proxy fighting.

"Two bullets" ignores DECADES of buildup, sheer luck, and the complete autistic meltdown of Europe.

The fact that this smooth brain simplifies it all down to his little points just shows why he shouldn't be considered qualified to be a critic for jokes found on the inside of candy bar wrappers.

 

[blablabla]

being fired from the same job two times: just some twits

bob you fucking mongoloid

 

[Coccxys]

I hope Chris' contractors are of a republican leaning (skilled trades people so decent odds) and find his twitter sperging. Can't wait to see the shitty deathtrap they leave him before driving off while flipping him the bird.

 

[ConsoleWarVet]

I hope Chris' contractors are of a republican leaning (skilled trades people so decent odds) and find his twitter sperging. Can't wait to see the shitty deathtrap they leave him before driving off while flipping him the bird.

Contract workers in the Boston metro area? 99% chance of Republicans. Though I find it more likely he'll walk up on them having a smoke break, hear them talking about stop the steal and have an aneurysm.

 

[Strange Wilderness]

That's a good question. Bob likes Twitter so much because it's easy to post there and get his dopamine hits, but also because it's a place where he has a big number of followers so he can pretend he's still relevant. The only other place where he has a huge follower count is YouTube, but that platform isn't good for the sperging Bob usually does. As we saw with his his little "private account" experiment, Bob got almost no followers there and dropped it like a hot potato the second he was allowed to sperg about the subhumans on his usual account again so the number of Followers/Subscribers matters for Bob even if he gets little engagement.

If Twitter goes away I think Bob would either start using his YouTube channel for his hot takes due to his subscriber count there (even if the majority of those accounts are dead), or start using Facebook and forever feel an impotent rage that his Facebook follows would be a tenth of what he had on Twitter. But making videos is too much effort for Bob so the Facebook option seems more likely.

Theres always live streaming. Just ramble for an hour or two every day about all his hot takes on society and Pop Culture. If MauLer can do it for 12 hours at a time I'm sure Bob can muster an hour or two to screech his hatred for everyone he doesn't like. It would technically be new content, maybe he should have done that when he was still with the Escapist rather than nothing. Might have prevented his ass from getting fired for a few more months.

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Robert taking his stupidity to the next level.

9/11 wasn't just 19 guys, it was an attack by the biggest terrorist cell at the time, backed by an entire country regim and wide spread in a good chunk of the middle east.

The nukes in Japan weren't just two bombs, but the ultimate demonstration of force of what still is the most powerfull military force that the world has ever seen.

Archduke Ferdinand took two bullets, but Europe has been gearing for war for a lot longer than that since land disputes and unchecked expansionism by the diferent europeans forces were getting to a critical point, the Archduke was just the excuse these powers were waiting for.

So, no Robert, you goddamned retard, for things to have such and apocalypse scenario like you make the gamergate "nazis" to be, you acttualy need something to "exist at large" otherwise it won't make a diddly dick difference. A bunch of idiots in cosplaywon't take down the fucking white House, nor it will have any great consequence because there aren't enough "nazis" to make it so.

But whatever, things like truth and perspective don't have any place in this game, just, damn Robert, at least you don't have to make yourself look like such an idiot.

Yes Bob because the Atom Bombs didn't take the top minds in America and Europe to develop, costing the equivalent of billions of dollars in today's money. They were slapped together in Einstein and Oppenheimer's garage because they hated Asian people. Don't you know how easy it is to build a nuke?

Bob has no damn clue how history works because he gets all his history from Pop Culture where all it takes is one great man to change everything overnight. In reality all those historical events didn't exist in a vacuum, 9/11, the Atomic Bombings of Japan, and the assassination of Archduke Ferdinand were the result of at least 30 years of turmoil. These were not lone wolf attacks like Timothy McVeigh or any rando school shooter, these events happened because people had been shooting and killing each other for years and all the individuals involved were just at the right place at the right time. So many of historys great men are people who were at the right place at the right time or at times just the poor sap in charge when everything went to shit around them.

I hope Chris' contractors are of a republican leaning (skilled trades people so decent odds) and find his twitter sperging. Can't wait to see the shitty deathtrap they leave him before driving off while flipping him the bird.

He'll just brag on Twitter how all his contractors are racist Republicans and he made sure to flip them the bird on the way out the door. He will then immediately ask for donations for his podcast which he will be working on full time because he is currently unemployed. The fact that he won't ever be getting a job in the engineering field ever again will sail right over his smiling soyjack face.

 

[Drunk and Pour]

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What is that 400+ years thing he's yammering about?

Everybody note this as Bob complains about not finding a job. His fat ass has a 400 year head start, and he is (laughably) presumed reliable and competent.

The 400+ year thing is the stupid 1619 project where America's founding was *ackshally* when the first slaves were brought from Africa.

Bobby watches Sex and the City, because he knows neither.
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What a coomer. Let's see, There was a Mannequin 2 without Kim Cattrall, she was only a small part of Porky's where she showed her bush, and they made sequels without her, and there were many sequels of Police Academy without her. So it's very easy to make a movie formally starring Kim Cattrall without hiring Kim Cattrall. And what's with the "usually but not always women" knock. Like he watches movies with any women.