Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Budd Dwyer's Swan Song]

I hope Chris' contractors are of a republican leaning (skilled trades people so decent odds) and find his twitter sperging. Can't wait to see the shitty deathtrap they leave him before driving off while flipping him the bird.

Are Bob and Chris aware that Charlie Baker, the current governor of Massachusetts, is a Republican (not a Trump ally, but still a Republican)?

 

[Chan the Wizard]

 

[Druveer]

Does anyone actually take the time to read through the bile that Bob tweets on a daily basis? I can only glance at the headers that Positron posts. For those who actually can read through them, I have nothing but the utmost respect for you.

I usually glance at the first few, then start feeling bad for the poor fellow who compiled all that and move on.

Truly the hero KF needs...

 

[The Nothingness]

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So this is what happens to a consoomer who is unable to consume.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Superior genius at work.

 

[Koby_Fish]

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Superior genius at work.

if they didn't all wear the same hats, Bob would be all for tattooing all MAGA chuds with a red elephant or something like that.

 

[The Nothingness]

if they didn't all wear the same hats, Bob would be all for tattooing all MAGA chuds with a red elephant or something like that.

Since he views real life through film, he probably wants to be like Brad Pitt in Inglourios Basterds and carve "MAGA" into the foreheads of Trump supporters.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

The 400+ year thing is the stupid 1619 project where America's founding was *ackshally* when the first slaves were brought from Africa.

The South will rise again!

if they didn't all wear the same hats, Bob would be all for tattooing all MAGA chuds with a red elephant or something like that.

Or a Red Triangle. He has to coopt more Nazi idea's after all. (Though the Red Triangle was originally used on people who think like Bob),

 

[Cantercoin]

So this is what happens to a consoomer who is unable to consume.

Maybe if we deprave them of stuff to consume they'll turn into a normal person ()

 

[Tronathon242]

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Superior genius at work.

Saying the quiet part outloud...again. How long until he claims this was a joke?

So this is what happens to a consoomer who is unable to consume.

Inject those vaccines into arms, stat! Strap them down if they resist. Bob must have his movie theater consoomption. I don't think he ever takes a position that doesn't ultimately lead to it benefitting him. He surely only wants to defund ICE to try and impress some hot Latin box.

Are Bob and Chris aware that Charlie Baker, the current governor of Massachusetts, is a Republican (not a Trump ally, but still a Republican)?

As politically aware as they are, they surely do know his oarty of choice. But he will be sent to the camps as well, even if he does hate Trump.

The South will rise again!


Or a Red Triangle. He has to coopt more Nazi idea's after all. (Though the Red Triangle was originally used on people who think like Bob),

You're missing the key component, you empathy-lacking, evolutionary inferior dead-end: the tactic wasn't bad, only the targets were.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Maybe if we deprave them of stuff to consume they'll turn into a normal person ()

nah they committed the Unforgivable Sin according to IngSoc Wokespergery. They are condemned to misery and penury for all eternity, starting right now.

 

[Positron]

GAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!

(A straight man would just say, "Nice guns bro!".)


So what have YOU done apart from sitting on your craft-beer fattened ass and prune your virtual friend lists?

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Now the riot has turned into a "deadly siege".


Deplatform conservative woman because her husband committed a crime!


Bobby wants to delegitimize your protest, not because you act destructively like feral BLM niggers, but because some of you own private jets, eat organic, and wore the wrong T-shirts.

Gramci is too rich for Bobby's brain; try Gunn.

You might have noticed that speaking of voter fraud is absolutely verboten these days.


Banks are in the right in rejecting Trump and his companies, because "...money is speech and corporation are people...", the gay cake cases are the same, oops, different!!!!


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Bobby is surprised that Q-Anon did not draw from blue-collar Christofascists, as he believed. Sure enough he found a way out of this conundrum:


Covid rant without context. The fact that your nose can inhale covid doesn't entail I have to get a needle stuck in my arm.


Bobby is sure that curtailing other peoples' freedom won't come to bite him in the Mountain-Dew fattened ass, because he is on the Right Side of Superior Future.



Yessss Queen!

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Bobby is so thristy for MCU he shat out TWO pre-reviews even before the film is out:


Don't you know, my fellow Dirtbaggers, that we are KILLING JOBS by watching movies on TV!



If coal miners could learn to code at the threat of starvation, I can't see why popcorn venders can't.


Art is not that important compared to fuel and food supply, and Hollywood movies are NOT even Art (they are craftworks at best). There are some more Eugenics and Poland accusations but you knew the drill already.

King of the Hill:


WWE:

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

If coal miners could learn to code at the threat of starvation, I can't see why popcorn venders can't.

Look at the size of my violin, Bob. See how small it is?

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Look at the size of my violin, Bob. See how small it is?

"Silence MAGA chud! Don't you know that the superior future needs everything I enjoyed growing up? Of course not, a simpleton like you could not properly comprehend why Godzilla needs to be on the big screen while dude bros must suffer Tenet on the small screen!"

Or something like that. Only fatter.

 

[Jack Awful]

"Silence MAGA chud! Don't you know that the superior future needs everything I enjoyed growing up? Of course not, a simpleton like you could not properly comprehend why Godzilla needs to be on the big screen while dude bros must suffer Tenet on the small screen!"

Or something like that. Only fatter.

The irony of Bob espousing the importance of moving past inferiority while touting how imperative it is that we keep movie theaters afloat, an industry that was dying before the pandemic, is so thick you could cut it with a knife.

 

[Archeopthryx]

What if Movieblob learns that there are more left-leaning anti-vaxers? Like vaccines are made in laboratories and have chemicals and shit. The human body has all it needs to heal itself-kind of liberal hippie crap? Seriously, I got co-workers that are left leaning that are anti-vaccination. Because love heals everything kindred spirit!

 

[Vesperus]

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If coal miners could learn to code at the threat of starvation, I can't see why popcorn venders can't.

Does Bob's local AMC give out free chicken tendies or something? Or do they have an Asian troon usher?

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Movie and TV industry supports around 2.1 million people, paying only $4 billion to those people (this doesn't include actors), puts around $49 billion into local economy (that is, wherever they're filming). That's local economy, not national or global. As a whole, it doesn't help out the nation.

 

[Benisbro]

Movie and TV industry supports around 2.1 million people, paying only $4 billion to those people (this doesn't include actors), puts around $49 billion into local economy (that is, wherever they're filming). That's local economy, not national or global. As a whole, it doesn't help out the nation.

If you tweeted this at bob he'd just dismiss it as mayochudspeak from a Person with 0 Followers who Doesn’t Matter to His Highness (and Confirmed Nazi as all his critics are) and we Kiwis already understand the theater industry is pretty nonessential and, dare I say, obsolete.

I’d go so far as to say your statement of absolute truth is completely unwarranted since we all know it isn’t really about working class ‘jerbs’ for blobbler. It’s actually kind of hilarious that he’s trying to use the jobs of theater employees to get his way considering his bitterness and antipathy towards most working class commoners who lose their jobs, covid or otherwise.

Bob just wants to consume. To argue against his “waaah think of the workers” is to buy into the lie that he cares about anyone but himself.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

If you tweeted this at bob he'd just dismiss it as mayochudspeak from a Person with 0 Followers who Doesn’t Matter to His Highness (and Confirmed Nazi as all his critics are) and we Kiwis already understand the theater industry is pretty nonessential and, dare I say, obsolete.

I’d go so far as to say your statement of absolute truth is completely unwarranted since we all know it isn’t really about working class ‘jerbs’ for blobbler. It’s actually kind of hilarious that he’s trying to use the jobs of theater employees to get his way considering his bitterness and antipathy towards most working class commoners who lose their jobs, covid or otherwise.

Bob just wants to consume. To argue against his “waaah think of the workers” is to buy into the lie that he cares about anyone but himself.

His followers also want to claim that the movie industry is the service industry, which it isn't. There are more people working in educational services than in the movie industry by nearly double, yet such people don't matter because they don't create Disney capeshit movies