Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Wernology]

Alright, you haters. It's time to stop! Stop being bigots and mooove on. Mooove on!

He's got a decently sized wattle going there.

Maybe he'll be able to attract a wild turkey hen or something.

 

[ClownBrew]

Yep and remember the recent video he took of himself pissing all over someone’s bathroom? His pee was like caramel syrup... So dehydrated and unhealthy. He’s literally rotten on the inside and out.

...Analyzing his urine is where I have to draw the line.

It would be at that point when I'd have to sit myself down and ask myself some hard questions about what I was doing with my life.

 

[Wernology]

Today's Motel 6 Screeching.

 

[ClownBrew]

Still at Cannon Street; or is some jackhead out there still putting him up at the cockroach farm?

 

[Dumpsterfire Enthusiast]

Today's Motel 6 Screeching.

I really hope recordings of his zoom meetings end up being posted later because I would absolutely love to see him in his panel making an absolute spectacle of himself trying to look seductive or something while also seeing all of his classmates trying to hold back their laughter/disgust while Lucas interprets them struggling to hold back laughter as wanting to fuck him and visibly trying to hold himself back from pulling a DSP over zoom

Edit: The part where he was talking about how his teacher told him how he can do the classes over zoom and asking "why are you even here?" sounds like it must have been more pointed at Lucas specifically than he lets on because thats just the most fitting question possible to ask him

 

[Trainwreck]

^^IMO he's too much of a pussy to even have his camera on during a Zoom class. That is real life where he will be called out quickly for being inappropriate so he sits back in the shadows. Just like that picture of him staring at the middle school girls . He's only going to put himself on camera if some fucking chode is paying him, or if he's just wanting to blather on like he always does.

 

[IceQueen]

...Analyzing his urine is where I have to draw the line.

It would be at that point when I'd have to sit myself down and ask myself some hard questions about what I was doing with my life.

We didn’t really have a choice lol. He hadn’t posted anything like that previously so it was unexpected and I only watched it once, but that was enough to be able to see that what is inside his body is just as unhealthy as the outside.

 

[Trainwreck]

We didn’t really have a choice lol. He hadn’t posted anything like that previously so it was unexpected and I only watched it once, but that was enough to be able to see that what is inside his body is just as unhealthy as the outside.

I watched it like 5 times because it was so shocking! It is still mind boggling to me that someone, mentally ill or not, would post such a thing. I mean, we all know that Lucas's brain is totally fucked, but JFC!

 

[Dumpsterfire Enthusiast]

...Analyzing his urine is where I have to draw the line.

It would be at that point when I'd have to sit myself down and ask myself some hard questions about what I was doing with my life.

To me analysing the fact that he's fucked up enough to upload that in the first place isnt that bad, but going to the point of analyzing what particular shade of brownish orange it is like some connoisseur of hobo piss is where Wernology starts going a bit far

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

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When you follow a hashtag but 99.999% of the posts to it come from you

It's not even a word, because the term is ”ageism”.

 

[WonderWino]

To me analysing the fact that he's fucked up enough to upload that in the first place isnt that bad, but going to the point of analyzing what particular shade of brownish orange it is like some connoisseur of hobo piss is where Wernology starts going a bit far

.....i'd argue this is going too far

I mean nobody is smelling or tasting it at least

Though hopefully we don't have any aspiring piss prophets of wernology

 

[AbraCadaver]

I heard flatbill zoomer men have really weak light yellow piss like little babies, not the powerful maple-syrup-diluted-in-tea piss of older, more mature silverback males with hella long telomeres.

Lucas should just do a wee on the sidewalk and wait for beautiful women to pass by, then nod down to the puddle nonchalantly to direct their attention like, “yep, that’s all me.” THAT’S how you show dominance over the younger males.

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

He losing it!!

Watch your step boy!

 

[WonderWino]

He losing it!!

Watch your step boy!

Holy shit. His eyes make him look completely demented in that video. He is definitely starting to lose his shit being around young women in the college. I really don't think its healthy for him to be there at all, or a good idea for anyone involved, lucas included to be anywhere near that college. If he keeps this up its only a matter of time before theres another screaming at the security guard incident like the one that got him kicked out of the last shelter. This isn't going to end well for anybody involved

I heard flatbill zoomer men have really weak light yellow piss like little babies, not the powerful maple-syrup-diluted-in-tea piss of older, more mature silverback males with hella long telomeres.

Lucas should just do a wee on the sidewalk and wait for beautiful women to pass by, then nod down to the puddle nonchalantly to direct their attention like, “yep, that’s all me.” THAT’S how you show dominance over the younger males.

You know what dogs say: if you love something piss on it. and piss on it to mark your territory. I eagerly await the day lucas starts running around trying to piss on zoomer baes to mark his territory and show his love

I mean he already admitted to shitting and pissing himself. Its only natural for this to be the next logical step

 

[AbraCadaver]

He losing it!!

Watch your step boy!

Every video he posts like this should be immediately followed with the clip of him cowering away from another man and crying, “YOU’RE SCARING THE HELL OUT OF ME, MAN!” because the other guy is mad Lucas ate all his pizza.

Lucas is a scared little bitch.

 

[ClownBrew]

He losing it!!

Watch your step boy!

BOY!!!!

Any other Phantasm nerds here?

(except instead of the Tall Man, now we have the Obese Man for our modern-day Youtube reboot here)

 

[WonderWino]

Behold, the face of autism

Totally not unhinged and psycho at all right

Then he gets accusing:. I call it ET phone home:

Also wtf is going on with his hair?? Its even more horrifying when you realize its just a small strip of hair hiding near total baldness. Should call it a baldhawk or something

I know if I was a woman and someone walked up to me in a college hallway with that stare i'd be real uncomfortable and reaching for something sharp just in case

and why the hell does he insist on doing everything with his shirt off when he is alone. Even by sped standards its a weird thing to do

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

So he uses the sheer power of his will to stop himself from introducing himself politely to girls who are staring wantingly at him and smiling through their masks (I guess Wern can just tell) practically begging for his attention. My question is why? Just walk up and say hello. Or is he actually using his will power to stop himself from sexually assaulting a terrified college girl?

 

[mothman96]

So he uses the sheer power of his will to stop himself from introducing himself politely to girls who are staring wantingly at him and smiling through their masks (I guess Wern can just tell) practically begging for his attention. My question is why? Just walk up and say hello. Or is he actually using his will power to stop himself from sexually assaulting a terrified college girl?

With his rutting animal brain, it be the latter.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Behold, the face of autism

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Totally not unhinged and psycho at all right

Then he gets accusing:. I call it ET phone home:

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Also wtf is going on with his hair?? Its even more horrifying when you realize its just a small strip of hair hiding near total baldness. Should call it a baldhawk or something

I know if I was a woman and someone walked up to me in a college hallway with that stare i'd be real uncomfortable and reaching for something sharp just in case

and why the hell does he insist on doing everything with his shirt off when he is alone. Even by sped standards its a weird thing to do

Fucking hell but his eyes are dilated to FUCK and back. He’s so high it’s comical.