Baked Alaska / Tim Treadstone / Tim Gionet / Anthime Joseph Gionet - White rapper, alt-right "activist", ex-Buzzfeed contributor; got arrested at the March for Trump, and a federal snitch

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This outlet saying he died: https://www.theartsofentertainment....net-aka-baked-alaska-obituary-cause-of-death/ (a)
And next he'll probably set up a fake gofundme page for donations:
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Now this outlet is saying he died: https://insideeko.com/tim-gionet-death-obituary-tim-gionet-dead-passed-away/ (a)
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I think you might be right
It's kinda clever how they are using journalistic laziness and their inability to vet sources against them.
 
I once had a guy in my platoon try the, "Well, since my command didn't watch me hard enough knowing I was a world-class fuck-up it's really their fault I was out of liberty bounds with a broken car." Ignore that every car during a 72 or 96 was checked prior to anyone taking off (we were Motor Tuh, so mechanics and shit) this bitch didn't even file the paperwork to go out of bounds. Guy was over 1,000 miles away when libo ended.

Anyways platoon was fucked with because of him. They had to move him out of it because he mysteriously kept ending up with new bruises every day. Man those doors just move so fast in the barracks...!
Reminder to never bring up military , law or anything related because spek tree will jump on it to write a story that no one cares about.
 
Can we have Baked do a movie LARP month later on, where he enacts the plot of various other movies every day? This 'fake death, run for border' plot point is nice but too cliche.
Unless he's actually dead, in that case the only thing that'll make this funnier is if his cause of death is as embarrassing as his life.
 
This seems like the plot to a comedy.
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Only in bad cinemas.
 
Today is the hearing regarding his release being revoked by Scottsdale courts. I'll be very surprised if he shows up (regardless of this death and FBI fed/hideout stuff).
  • Pretrial Conference @ 11:30 AM Mountain/Local Time (on 1/22/21 - sorry for the confusion)
  • Oral Argument on Motion Hearing @ 2:00 PM Mountain/Local Time (Today)
Both in courtroom 4 and can be listened to here: https://www.scottsdaleaz.gov/court/streams
 
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I think the people who still don't think he's a fed are just incredulous at the concept feds would not recruit someone as obviously retarded as Blacked Alaska.
I'm actually incredulous at the fact they would.

Are my taxpayer dollars worth so little to them?
Are they so lazy and uninspired?
 
This situation kind of reminds of the one surrounding rapper Tim Dog. Dude was wanted for scamming thots out of thousands of dollars, and despite his death being reported in February of 2013, they put a warrant out for his arrest and kept looking for his ass until he was confirmed to be deceased that September.

Even if you're actually dead, unless they can sufficiently verify the shit, they're not going to stop looking for your ass. Especially when you're the reason why a lot of these motherfuckers got caught in the first place. :story:

At least in Tim Dog's case he was an irrelevant-ass rapper, so even though he was genuinely not fucking breathing, none of his associates knew nor gave enough of a fuck about him to confirm whether the circumstances were true or not. This dude is a clout chasing livestreamer and "influencer" with a lot of connections they easily investigate and survey. Unless he's dipping off to spend the rest of his life in some third-world shithole, it's more than likely he'll be arrested and extradited to DC.
 
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