Baked Alaska / Tim Treadstone / Tim Gionet / Anthime Joseph Gionet - White rapper, alt-right "activist", ex-Buzzfeed contributor; got arrested at the March for Trump, and a federal snitch

Orange Rhymer said:
I'm actually incredulous at the fact they would.

Are my taxpayer dollars worth so little to them?
Are they so lazy and uninspired?
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Tbh it'd be money well spent when you consider how much useful footage they got out of him in the capitol event alone.

waffle said:
If Baked "fakes his death" and runns off to Russia it'll be interesting to see how long until he goes to prison there.
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Baked Alaska season two: Cyka Blyat?
 
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Galaxy brain conspiracy theory:

He hasn't been arrested yet because his parents scam charity has been used to human traffik sex slaves under the guise of their weirdo Christian camps or whatever and they want them to try and smuggle Baked Alaska out of the country so the FBI can get two birds with one stone. Baked Alaska being an unintentional informant his entire life would be perfect, topped only by his dumb shenanigans toppling his parents Russian mob sex slave ring.
 
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GunnlaugurSassoon said:
Galaxy brain conspiracy theory:

He hasn't been arrested yet because his parents scam charity has been used to human traffik sex slaves under the guise of their weirdo Christian camps or whatever and they want them to try and smuggle Baked Alaska out of the country so the FBI can get two birds with one stone. Baked Alaska being an unintentional informant his entire life would be perfect, topped only by his dumb shenanigans toppling his parents Russian mob sex slave ring.
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Glowie Handler:
"Now add something about 5G Towers and Chemtrails. Lay off the vaccine thing, we don't know which way we're going with that yet."
 
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GunnlaugurSassoon said:
Galaxy brain conspiracy theory:

He hasn't been arrested yet because his parents scam charity has been used to human traffik sex slaves under the guise of their weirdo Christian camps or whatever and they want them to try and smuggle Baked Alaska out of the country so the FBI can get two birds with one stone. Baked Alaska being an unintentional informant his entire life would be perfect, topped only by his dumb shenanigans toppling his parents Russian mob sex slave ring.
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TLDR: Bakeds parents faked his death and sold him into sex slavery.
 
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Styxhexenhammer666 thinks baked is a federal asset:


Alice got a new tattoo to honor Baked, and for being a born again christian:
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vice:
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maybe the fake death is a plan for deep cover by the fbi
 
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OlgaOfKiev said:
This seems like a scheme that an exceptional individual would come up with in order to rebrand himself. Watch him claim that the character "Baked Alaska" is dead, and that he is now some devout "Christ is King" personality so he can continue to grift.
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Maybe he goes left (again). Biden will be in office in a week...

Baked Alaska: Voice of the Alt-Left.
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He's in his mid-30's and still playing these games of pretend like a child. In the last 5 years or so he's gone from:

Wigger > Lefty Clickbaiter > Alt-right > CX Orbiter > Anti Alt-right turncoat > IP2 streamer > Alt-right TradCath LARP > Pretending to be dead

Faking his death wouldn't get feds off his case, the issue is they don't ever go after him despite being such an easy target.
At this point the question isn't 'Is he a glownigger?', it's 'Is he even aware he's a fed asset?'
 
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I have to say that I am really proud of Baked. After the IBS implosion I thought he was fully milked as a cow and his thread would be dead. He however really found a way to outdo himself and get himself back into the spotlight.

I'm sure we will eventually hit another dark period again but his future as a cow is looking bright. I expect quality milk for years to come.
 
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